Adam Carolla -- Women Don't Know Anything About Wars

[nurb101]

Women are wired differently, like they know the differences between branches of the military because they can brag to their girlfriends about how they fucked a pilot or marine or whatever. They know all they need to know... they don't need to know what the pilot flies to be bent over and have him explode all over her runway.

[MyaChrisify]

I'm more interested in the effects of war on people and the stories of heroism and tragedy, than on the machines/planes used during the battles. I think most other girls are like that too.

[locozito]

@MyaChrisify no they are not, they are more interested in the effects of lipsticks, panties, dresses, shoes, mojitos and a nice date on the beach.

[MrHaircut1]

"I got my trig book, I'm set for the summer."

[niclasjt]

At the end there - not have wars? Wars are fought for the collective resources with which to earn sexual rights back home for the people gaining from the warfare. Heck, even economic war. The metaphorical gun to the poor man's head is a just a way to strip his wealth away so some rich asshole can buy a younger woman. Women are just as complicit in this, by encouraging men to do whatever it takes to prove themselves strongest. Men, for not being tough enough not to want to buy a woman.

[MrHaircut1]

@niclasjt This is one of the stupidest things I've ever read.

[niclasjt]

@MrHaircut1 Then I'd suggest you do a lot more reading.

[MrHaircut1]

@niclasjt You're right. If I did a lot more reading I probably could find something even dumber.

Just because it's in a book, it doesn't make it true. "Sexual rights"? A mindless term. You think Dick Cheney and George Bush couldn't get laid unless they invaded Iraq?

[niclasjt]

@MrHaircut1 Then allow me to substitute 'sexual access'. There's a correlation between financial potency and perceived sexual fitness. This is borne out by numerous sociological studies. Conspicuous consumption is a favored male tactic to attract mates, both for short and long term relationships. War is ultimately about money and power, which is only a tactic for increased consumption. If brutality was met by diminished sexual access, you better believe it would die away.

[GodotheInfantry]

Adam's the fuckin MAN!

[MikeMths35]

Carolla is actually making a fool of himself here because I've heard his chatter on World War II and he's not that skilled on the subject either.

[Bainer55]

* Jamie

[Bainer55]

I have never laughed so hard when the only guy they asked knew off the top of his head what the planes were, and none of the women knew anything. And when they told mindy that she was the only girl that came close to guessing a plane she gave a celebratory "woo hoo", and Adam and Drew were like in their head "uhh..that wasnt a compliment..."

[blacklotusup]

I'M GONNA SUCK ALL YOUR DICKS!

[DaytonaRoadster]

Here you go Adam, off the top of my head, B-17, B-24, B-25, B-26, P-40, P-47, P-51, Me 262, Gloster Meteor, ME-109, Me-190, Hawker Hurricane, Hawker Typhoon, Yak-5, Lancaster, AM6-Zero, Kate, Val, Comet 163-German Rocket aircraft,...thats right off the top of my head,..me? 32, Male, White, Atlanta Ga,...B/A History, currently working on Masters in History, job you say? US National Archives History...however i can tell you, my sammich maker knows her aircraft, her dad is US Chairforce,

[tybrands]

@DaytonaRoadster Damn! Nice list!

[DaytonaRoadster]

that why you keep them in the kitchen..

[UndeadClown95]

I knew a girl who didnt know who hitler was

[MikeMths35]

@UndeadClown95 That's good

[UndeadClown95]

@MikeMths35 I dont know, thats pretty common knowledge

[sandman3697]

too busy learning what the kardashians are doing

[xPulse582]

This makes me think about adams rant on men vs women. Look it up if you havent heard it!

[mrtundra45]

women dont know how to even make a simple turkey on wheat anymore!

[csincali]

I do have to say I do not think that women should fight in wars. We are to emotional for them I also think war is more dangerous for women than it is for men. That is my opinion on the matter. I honestly think men are better at fighting then women. I am sure there are some women out there that are good but seriously not that many.

[bigDean636]

P WHIPPED!

[mrgimp420]

I got my trig book...Im set for the summer.

[Kelso314]

...Is it necessary for men to know about war history as a validation of masculinity or something? What about my war history professor? Who was a woman?

[koviack]

@Kelso314 what about her?

[leradoms]

My 2 favourite WWII planes are the hurricanes and the spitfires. The spitfires are more famous but I am biased because great-uncles worked on hurricanes.

While I am a woman who loves studying war (my favourite is the Spanish-American War), I agree that there are a lot of women who only study certain things because of female socialization (just look at a Communications course).

[thefreeflowification]

@leradoms Maybe favourite isn't the best word?

[leradoms]

@thefreeflowification favourite from an academic point of view, it was the first use of a steel navy.

[thefreeflowification]

@leradoms Interesting.

[hondaredrider]

i remember this...fuckin great

[pinkbeatlesfloyd]

Drew, you pussy.

[towlebucket]

Adam is a genius.

[PracticallyEvil]

Without men, there would be no war, and believe me, that would be a bad thing. Wars are like forest fires; it seems sad that all these trees burned down, but its part of a natural cycle, and things will grow there again before long. War cleanses the weak and decadent civilizations and replaces them with the strong, it develops technology, it cuts back population. War brings out the best and worst in the human race. Thank God women weren't in charge of the human race.

[knightd00b]

@PracticallyEvil War is hell, but there are worse things than war, like slavery, murder of the innocents by thugs and rape. If you have nothing for which you are willing to fight for than you really are a sad human being. Wars existed before there were civilizations and have saved many people from oppressive rulers throughout history.

[PracticallyEvil]

@knightd00b Then we are in agreement: War is good, it protects the innocent! And also helps combat youth obesity, which is always a plus, especially living in North America.

[PracticallyEvil]

@knightd00b Then we are in agreement: War is good, it protects the innocent! And also helps combat youth obesity, which is always a plus, especially living in North America.

[knightd00b]

@PracticallyEvil You must not know any women. They can be absolute fucking bitch psykos who can be way crueler than men any day. Heard of the evil queen chick who murdered tons of kids? Tons of evil queens throughout history, Bloody Mary, Elisabeth Bathory, Isabelle, Jezebel etc.. Women are way more likely to commit infanticide and have you ever heard that "Hell hath no fury like that of a woman scorned."??

[PracticallyEvil]

@knightd00b Women won't fight wars simply because they would suck at it. I'm not saying they aren't combative; I'm saying that they'll fight on their own terms, so to speak. Backstabbing, bitching, even a little murder if they can get away with it. But as a rule of thumb, women don't like things they aren't good at, so war is out.

[watevatube]

My 20 year old sisters don't know who Stalin is......

[MikeMths35]

@watevatube Good, none of these things are necessary for women to know and anyway the men who "know" these topics only "know" the propaganda angle presented by TV so what's impressive about that?

[knightd00b]

@Atheisophy I agree on your conclusion, and I am sure there are many other examples throughout history.

A pure Democracy is actually just Mob control, and no one is protected. That is why a Republic is a better form of government, although our rights are eroding. The problem is that what do you do when the majority decides to take away your property, rights and freedoms because it's better for them (unions) so I disagree with what the core idea of the union. The free states existed b4 the union.

[wendighoul]

@knightd00b Sorry to interject, but I am fascinated by this subject. I too feel that unions are often a barrier to progress and productivity, but without them what structures would be in place to protect workers from exploitation? Just look at what non-union companies like Wal Mart do to their employees: lock-ins, forced overtime, etc. Not trying to start an argument, just wondering what the alternative would be? P.S. Goulda Mair, Indira Ghandi, find a woman who DIDN'T wage a war...

[knightd00b]

@wendighoul Well, competition for one thing and the legal justice system for another. I hire and fire people all the time and have been working for non-union companies for over 20 years. if you are treated poorly at one company, people won't stand for it. Work is voluntary and not forced in our society. Walmart hate is bogus and based on jealousy watch the Penn & Teller BS on Walmart hatred. Most people that work there are just glad to have a job.

[wendighoul]

@knightd00b In many of the small towns where Wal Mart has driven all the Mom and Pop stores out of business, there IS NO competition. You can work at Wal Mart or you can be unemployed, and that is no choice at all. I love P&T as much as any godless liberal, but I would go with personal testimony from Wal Mart employees I know any day.

[knightd00b]

@wendighoul If your only choice is to be unemployed or work for Walmart, then you clearly have no skills whatsoever. And that is the choice, work or be unemployed or MOVE!! Watch the P & T. He gets personal testimony from people in his own hometown, where many Mom & Pops were closed already. The fire is fueled by paid lobbyists and lawyers hired by the Teamsters Union because Walmart is kicking their asses. Walmart is winning. There are many positive testimonies from WalMart workers too!

[knightd00b]

@Atheisophy I like where you are going, but I happen to agree with Thatcher on being against the unions. They do not create any jobs, they can only form around other peoples ideas to extort businesses and tax payers. Strikes and such are forms of blackmail.

[newcoyote]

30? I think there may have been more than thirty types of airplane used in WWII

[RandyAnders]

@newcoyote yea there were bucket loads

[Misterunnamed]

Oh we'd have wars. There'd be a major world war every time a world leader goes on the rag.

[JJGMTS]

Shut the fuck up Kathy.

[JazzyJonas]

I'm a peace loving hippie, but at least I know what a P-51 is!

[s4n7i460v]

Joan of Arc.

[432cestus80]

Adam Carolla is a brainless freak italian, a descendant of Mussolini who murdered his own people. Adam is a son of Mafia chieftain who was married to his sister, who gave birth to adam, with too many birth defects, a mongoloid inbred freak. His mother is a whore. Adam's father has gonorrhea that caused his father's death! Adam too has gonorrhea, beware and don't go near him!

[pretorious700]

@432cestus80 A filipino busting on Italians? that's lol funny

[432cestus80]

@pretorious700-With due respect to you Sir, I do not bust Italians, my post refers only and solely to Adam Carolla, a racist asshole in the world! A retaliation to his racist insults against Filipinos.! Again, not you or any other Italian, only to Adam Asshole Carolla.

[LemonNation]

The only one I could think of off the top of my head was the Zero.

Pretty bad :/

[Cioppa182]

haha love Korn in the Beginning

[raptor15sc]

"It's got the wings and the propeller."

[majordbag2]

@HarryPothead6009 You got most the ones I did, I also offhand was able to name the Me 109, the Oscar, Betty, IL-2 Sturmavich (it's Russian, don't know how it's spelled), P-40, Hellcat, Wildcat, Dauntless, Avenger, and the Brewster Buffalo.

The last one is little known because it was a worthless piece of shit and the Army airforce got rid of it asap.

[Dojocho]

woman are idiots when it comes to history

[MikeMths35]

@Dojocho So are men, they rarely understand the causes of wars beyond how it is presented on TV.

[ucla4eva]

Carolla rules the iWaves.

[walldoe]

i bet the one person that didnt like was a chick and didnt finish listening to it.

[bradwatson7324]

Fascinating!

[nathan7007]

wow that was good

[shea4y]

Oh drew.

[PanzerMK7]

Women are fucking stupid, therefore, we should not have wars...

MAKE THE MADNESS STOP!!!!

[kernel2006]

Oh God this is fucking perfect. The final note ("ooohh Drew") was just amazing.

[hokeytothepokey]

@kernel2006 The last line just shows how Drew is so willing to give too much credit to women ha.

[ktrigg2]

BRILLIANT