Happy Valentine's Day, YouTube

[FuzzyCan]

In this video you apologized for your hair being sub par, but I personally found this style more appealing than the others, honestly. Of course the others were nice, i'm just saying I found your hair in this video particularly attractive. I am sure it wasn't a sincere apology, or at least I hope it wasn't, but those or my thoughts concerning that issue regardless.

[Zakkin101]

ENGLAND B BETTAR!

[Aikidopoi]

Oh my god Emily you're so great, oh my god Emily you suck! Right now I bet you're like "hey thanks..." Because we all love to hate you and hate to love you.

[Fnoalle]

Did they superglue you to Nihon-land? Why cannot you don't Xscape? Do it! You like gaijin? I don't but for me you are true Jap! Be our guide!

[karlwalsh13]

youre so stupid. talk about something usefull

[FlakatyFlakFlak]

old video blah blah blah...anyway, longtime lurker/fan here. Reviewing all your videos... You really don't like America, which is okay i guess but the biting sarcasm hinting to such is kind of overpowering.

[imjlotherealone]

so yeeahh it's been a year! a year! an entire fucking year!

[uch]

shes an idol...prostitues

[Akunaeru]

So...This basically is a girl speaking like she's doing a bad english dub of a script of a monologue.

Interesting and very, very, weird. I don't see the cute part though O.o

[osahiroX]

Amerika is certainly not the best country in the world. I have to live here and it's terrible.

[Jacobeo69]

-face palm-

[loudan1991]

YAH! PIE AND PANCAKES MUTHAFUCKA!

[loudan1991]

yea u a cutie,but i luv panCAKES!

[toshibesan]

Nooo,  you do not speak "american". You speak English. Stick to making videos about Japanese language rather than being so condescending, they are more interesting. Remember, a whole lot of people (not American)are watching this, so don't push your imperialistic ideas. We are kind of tired of it.

[forgottenvalentine3]

hehe did anyone gave any chocolates this year??

i hope so XD

[VeejayRampay]

Your cuteness is just ludicrous :/

Like a grizzli bear's ear or something.

[Tibly]

what kind of gift you preferred a person to give you for valentine day?

[Tibly]

i just fired the one who cut your hair few months ago. what's your original hair color? the mole on your left cheek makes me wanted to kiss you more. how many b/fs ever u have in your life? what's your favorite american food?

[kumanyoko2000]

Why is it that Americans say they speak "American"? Embawessment for the historical archives of their language?

Emily, you're intense. I hope you're still around when I make my feature movie in a couple of years. You'll have a roll for sure.

[chalk686]

We don't say that.

[wraithseeker]

well...that was... fun... mmmm chocolate

[joelo0504]

och burn Vista and Microsoft.

[exjesus202]

American is my native language too omg its like we're both speaking english or something!!

[drawfourwild]

well uhh.. we have kangaroos.

[joapuck]

omg emily your so great

[clover266]

awsomeeeeeee

[uwebassu]

wow... to combine the words american and peace ...it sounds so ridiculous

[LeeMan00]

hmmm, dark and proud lol

[TheDoctor94]

OMG! your the first person i've met (well not really met but you know what i mean at least i think you know what i mean well im sure you know what i mean)(Sorry) that also hates windows vista it sucks...

Keep Smiling!

[chopsticks416]

HAhahahh..."Youtube, stop trying to be Microsoft Windows..."

Hilarious

[ahrenpotter]

You speak english not american. Get it right

[SnowFell]

you look like you have put on weight since last year.

[vndc135]

You should be my English teacher, Emily. dunno why...but I can feel it i can feel that i will be intense

[Vikinmonstgdot]

I just have a little thing to say about Choclate-- a cheap, thoughtless perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for; unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you are stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down and there is nothing left to eat.

[4855143]

hi,Emily?where did you born?Japan or the States,ur English and japanese both fluently anyway.where&when did you learn Japanese?whcih city of japan do you live in currently? thanks. nice to meet you and I like ur videos very much!!!

[martinc7777777]

South Africa loves applemilk1988

[holynazi]

lawl. its valentines day, why not open up a bakery? go wild. be american... lawl

long vid but funny enough.

[phxftw]

rofl i'll be buying chocolates for myself

[ColinWinsAtLife]

I love your subtle yet obvious sarcasm about the whole American thing.

Its very amusing.

[RainingEMO]

Yeah hell..

I hate Vista.. ¬¬

[ShatteredRoses217]

"Dont get sick from eating too much chocolate..or just do it, go all out, Be american!"

That part was seriously great.

I quite enjoyed it haha. Gotta love your videos <3

[ybutsa2004]

Emily your the first girl that made me laugh so far this year...

[num3ric]

No edits! No cuts or anything! (Or did I watch closely enough?) Impressive, and funny :)

[cheskomatic]

well I dont know if someone has already told you this or not but America is not a country, ì's a continent.

[dweebieMC]

omg emily you so great

omg emily you suck

[dwarfonthehill]

yess.. she 'licks' chocolat very much...

(no! I don't know that!)

hey,

your hair is fun.. nice..

thanks for loving us!

I love your too..

I'm not american thou.. so I don't know if it counts.

[aivarasltu]

vista suck!

im not an american and im proud of it

an why american every one should be proud becoause they are humans english nr1 thats it

[magicalgoats]

u a cutie~

i think u lik chocolate!!!

[Maechina]

OMG Emily...I got nothin'...I had something, but I lost it, I'll try again later.

[eylyana]

lamaow i hate vista.

[joehull]

Like emily you suck

:p

[heroinpenguin666]

I would say "OMG, Emily you're so great!", but I never say OMG XP Maybe because of my lack of Amaricanness X_X I apologize for my Swissness -_-

Remaining character count: 326 ... XP Okay now it's just 295

[Aurahuntergrimm]

you rock...you are right vista sucks

[alex3914]

emily make a advice video!!!!

[Antdog5]

1:45 got my hopes up thanks..........=(

[lainedissa]

¿Por qué habla como si estuviese haciendo una mamada?

[AnchormanRonBurgundy]

"speak American"...lol

[tocha000]

vista!!!.....yeah i hate vista!! hehehe...you rock you know that^^?

[yaoifan1991]

YOU ARE SO AWSOME!!<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 i love your videos! :D i just started watching your videos today... AND I ALREADY LUV JUU<3!!!!!

[smellyboy22]

American is not a language! Idiot! It's called English!

[thechoice23]

lol I love your vids my little brother would love you

[anthraxman21]

cool u seem to be liked by alot of people that very good... for u ..... u know....

[verycoldice2]

lalalalalala

emily is crazy

[smallmaniac]

AMERICA :')

[myhairispink18]

i love youuu.

ur soo cutee

[masterdevin89]

agreed valentines day the ultimate irony people try too couple up for one day filled with false feelings and lumberjacks..... dont ask where the lumberjacks come from

[Shauzia3]

I love your hair!

[linktarzan]

you allways think in your first language

[paoloalvarez]

represent!!!lol... man u're such a cutie!!!

[LaloPHS79]

well I just decided to watch videos on youtube right?....

and like I saw this video under the "videos being watched now" so like I clicked this one and like your pretty funny! by the way I subscribed to you too

[Mash1996]

i dumped my girlfriend on this valentine's... kinda ironic..

well, im not american, not in the "usa" way american, im from argentina, south american proud(?)

nice vid anyway =)

[extremeorigami]

aaaaa....I love it. :) I want to sing you a little song that I can't remember the words for. You can sing along if you like...

do dee do dooo

la la laa laaaa

diddle de dum daa

boink.

[funkyrockdude]

I like to chop off trees made me subscribe ^^

[akaiYaMa9]

hahahahaha

[JordanIntense]

no offence but if you're so proud of being American, why'd you move to Japan?

lol

[yonevendar]

u a cutie~

i think u lik chocolate!!!

[yonevendar]

u a cutie~i think u lik chocolate!!!

[Asukawavester]

She doesn't. She is severely allergic.

[yonevendar]

u a cutie~

i think u lik chocolate!!!

[ilikechickenlegs]

Hey i just subscribed to u..i like the look of your movies and hope to watch them, the japanese is awesome i like everything to do with japan...so plz keep it up and the english subtitles is worth the extra effort :)..cya laterz

[1POKES1]

I am an american.. yeah representing... yeah -_-'.. LOL god lov ur Irony.

[yonevendar]

u a cutie~

i think u lik chocolate!!

[CosplayInABox]

ohmygodemilyyoursogreat!

[yonevendar]

u a cutie~

i think u lik chocolate!!!

[iw1llrize]

Yup. i feel stupid ._. LoL *HuG* X3

[BlackWidow0101]

At the risk of sounding cliche, I love you.

Very clever ^.^

[u1b2]

...and to think she didn't exist 19 years ago. huh.

[applemilk1988]

18!

[u1b2]

i put 19 to be safe; it is still a correct statement.

[yuslan]

you are 18?? you look so relax in front of the camera....like it.

[Daycomb]

I love your irony!

[oblaga]

Omg Emily You're so Great ..... Omg Emily You Suck

[BraksnenProductions]

I know it's a bit late o leave a comment for a valentine's day video, but that was fucking awsome! I couldn't stop laughing at how random all that was and how well you said all of that without laughing..... I should probably stop stalling and subscribe now.... can't wait to see more vids.

[Devourer09]

You go on some interesting monologues...

[wowJhil]

Some vice words, thanks :p

[nhssym]

I have been watching your videos, and I wish you were my girlfriend, Emily! lol

[siddharthaananda]

You're a complete moron! And I love you.

[siddharthaananda]

HAHAHAHAHA

Ethnocentric, Utilitarianistic, Humorous...

You're so American.

I thought I'd have to watch another "Pikachu" vid, not that they're not cool, but they're weird, well, Jap characters are weird sometimes. (don't get me wrong, i love Jap)

[PITIREY]

You suck

[Lazyluna357]

Like open a bakery or something lol your videos crack me up keep them coming ^^

[khagan]

The Bible was written in American!

...er, I mean... wait...

[da8ball]

Brazil > Japan > US

[nlcatter]

too bad im so sold

you are so cute!

[Chiisu9696]

on the vista comment, i AGREE, i have vista, and i want to kill it, chop its head off, slice it up, and laugh! yes, im crazy

[lordblazer]

I see what you mean by the new hair style. I Went from afro to dreadlocks.

[jduh1]

niceeee haiirrrr

[wilz182]

this seems strange

[applemilk1988]

Emily the strange.

[FINGNOOBTUBE]

Speak American? Errr what. You mean speak English stupid woman.

[applemilk1988]

No, I mean American.

[madeo]

exciting, amaze lol you just said it with a straight face. reminds of Roronoa Zoro

[stharwarsh]

learn swedish all i have to say :>

[applemilk1988]

Hej Monika!

[alrity101]

American and proud! I love you!

don't change!

[doanwalnutcreek]

nice hair

[Nanouchkaz]

c'est trops fort its verry cool u pretty tchao

[bizzareodin]

ill speak american to your heart and stuff

[ninjelephant]

You are really annoying. lol What is the point of this other than make me hate the universe?

[munnyfish]

highfive!

[yarloo]

em, can i ask u somfin?

practically being a celebrity on YT, do people

recognize you on the street now?

just curious.

[djtee2k7]

That video was as tight as 25 Americans in a vauxhall corsa, after valentines day, foo. Are you trying to be like Juno with that shirt? Juno was ok.

[dnasoldout]

O_o' Somebuddy said languages ARE invented? Where does this silly thing come from?

[JBXyooj]

I don't know why I can't stop watching... O.O" its like... its true... and like... awesome... and terrifying powerful at the same time

... O.O" subscribing.

[NELdaKID]

I LOVE CHOPPING TREES DOWN!

[xinzhitan14]

haha you sounds sarcastic at the start about a year going pass. very pretty

[Edaiz69]

Best friend you already are for me.

I'm not american though so, I can't be proud of being american, I could be could of being french, but youtube is about the entire world right ? so maybe I'll just be proud of being human :-)

Hope you had an excellent valentine's day !

[camlyoko]

Amen sistah valentine can go to hell

[dophler]

"Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop a look around once in a while, you might miss it", just as Ferris Beulah once said.

I love you not You-Tube, Emily

xxx

xxx.

[dophler]

Dophler loves you too.

[dophler]

Like Ferris Beulah once said, "Life moves pretty fast, If you don't stop once in a while, you might miss it".

[Olegovna20]

No no ure hair its great ure not a weird

[Bracus72]

I'm sorry. You speak American? Hmmm... I always thought it was English. Like in England. Where it was invented...

[applemilk1988]

Are languages invented?

[DaRiceking]

Silly goose - yes they are ^.^

[Edaiz69]

I'm not really sure langages are invented, except about esperanto or braille or sign langages for deaf people...

[ninjelephant]

Invented probably isn't the best word for it but pretty much yeah they are lol

[BenoitKillsKids]

Where else would languages come from?

[pizzakid770]

well... they were not there before, and then people made them up.

And when she says speak american she knows stupid...

[kadajjWJM]

im pretty sure that was a joke.... but obviously your to dense to notice that.

Emily is pro shes a lumber jack....wait what? AHHH DECEPTION!! DAMN YOU EMILY!

[olek89]

Always remember: plants (and robots) have feelings too- for I am Godzilla, and nature is my Japan. Damn, I just had to write that, even if it portrayed me as nature's antagonist. To thrive on hate one has to be pretty hateful I guess, and I just don't see it :P(albeit the obvious irony)

[emcom6615]

u beautiful.....

[swass001]

your voice has changed, more high pitched now...am I wrong?

[sokphal]

LMAO "thats Jus My (Hair)itage" hehe

I LOVE THE QUOTE "love to hate me , hate to love me " ur the best , UR LIKE MY BESTFRIEND :O!

and yes i may be a nerd that watches youtube vids, lmao and good point about windows vista haha omg that was so funny

lmao at the part about "just go all out and DO IT!" omg ur the best , and thats y i subscribed :)

[aGoodTempo]

You are so gorgeous here! Srsly.

[jcyyip]

You actually look better in dark hair.

[bitesizedragon]

I love you too Emily!

[Seraphimon]

Your hair looks like Utada's

[tenekhu]

the emiry paradox: how can i hate a cute girl that much?

[TristanPolaris]

It seems like you're being so sarcastic but I'm never good at telling if someone is sarcastic.. Ahhh the dilemma. Well whatever it was, sarcastic or not, it made me laugh. :P

[Criptografo]

Tottemo kiree desu :D. Would you like to be my girlfriend ? xD , make you an actress you have an enormous talent and great imagination

you are beautiful like a flower , you speak very well even you could be a writer :D gretings from Mexico have a nice life Angel :D

[t0mmy515]

lmao xD

You're soo funny.

yes~

[eeyamane]

yeah, you really have a Juno style. Or it might be... Juno have yours.

[jedichris8]

lol.. you're really funny, emily.

[mattthewonder]

you are so funny i love all off your vids

[ra5kit]

I <3 your eyes

[applemilk1988]

Practice.

[DJzoey]

you remind me of Juno... you need to get a hamburger phone!

[Macman24]

OMG EMILY UR SO GR8!

[misaodono04]

ya know, i actually love valentines day. not because i get gifts or anything. no, it is because of the chocolate sales, and becasue of the all awesome romance movie marathons!!!

[rohidas2gaonkar]

I Love you!

[stmcutie]

you remind me of Johnny depp in willy wonka

[vanillastate]

lol - your the bestest jelly babie in the sweet packet; I bite you. hehe

"Like open a bakery or something"

[dely888]

very nice and cute video :)

[gs2teach]

your so hot

[eightyonesixtytwo]

I know I'm probably falling in line with everyone else here, but you are cute. I wish I could find a girl like you.

[bengaliballa]

I'll spice you up!lol

[iloveparee]

lol, wish ud spoken just a little Japanese.

yes, love your hair and applelike cheeks.

you are fun, yes and so American.

[skeletonsniper]

your an odd cookie but still cool

[iamemocore]

lol hairitage

[reioko]

youre great. your hair is perfect.

[snickersfan1988]

Did you ever consider taking a carrier in acting? :D :P

[JWC3RD]

This girl is an amazing treasure.

[sdfjgt]

comes from the girl who made 61 videos. and im not a nerd

[uncensored321]

i really like your hair. it suites you!

[aoema]

hahahh go buy a box of choclate....and eat it xD

[UncleNathy]

I love you :D

[GDScoutOwn]

lmao ur funny (but mosly cute)

[marcdesu]

Hello, I hope you make another video next valentines day, they are videos are painfully sarcastic and cynical, but still make me laugh :-) Its funny, despite your exposure to Japanese culture, you still talk (and talk.. and talk) just like an american even if you are more objective in your ramblings ;-) keep on posting! きおつけてください

[marcdesu]

Hello, I hope you make another video next valentines day, they are videos are painfully sarcastic and cynical, but still make me laugh :-) Its funny, despite your exposure to Japanese culture, you still talk (and talk.. and talk) just like an american even if you are more objective in your ramblings ;-) keep up posting! きおつけてください

[vegeta9o]

shes so hott

[vegeta9o]

shes so hott

[lunarain19]

lol

[InTouchWithBertJ]

I want to be Dutch O____O

<3 Chocolate!!! A person who gets sick from chocolate is a pretty sick person *nods while agreeing with himself*