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  • i only watch this for johnta he is soo funny hope i meet him 1 day

  • who in the hell comes an does all that 2 cuddle what the hell

  • omg!!!

  • lmaoooo yo johnta has to be my favorite liferrrr!!!

  • DAMN! I never new i was supposed to ba a drink ho

  • cmOn nOw. brA & pAnties DO NOT = SEX !!!!!!!!

    r we reAlly that hard up for pUmpUm fellAs ??!!

  • lol! living the life go ham lovin tis show!

  • f outta here im thick and can take da dick all day long dont get dat twisted jd!

  • which episode was it when johnta talked about jazmine sullivan's breast? that was hilarious!

  • 8:07

  • take that boy all the way up<33 YUUUP!!

  • I see Johnta is continuing his obsession w/Jazmine Sullivan! :-D

  • dis show is da best on utube

  • this show is da best on utube

  • @alusinekk oh hell yeah..its b tha bestest =]

  • I've seen this video so many times...it's so funny....."call the police" im pressin charges" LMAO i love Johnta

  • At the 5 minute.. JD and Brian Cox understand women. We don't think of it like that. Guys will always offer drinks and we accept if we want a drink. We don't base it on whether or not we want to go home w/ u.

  • BOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!

  • I would have put her ass out JD my nigga had a girl come to his crib and she was bullshitting so he kicked her out at 3 in the morning and her momma had to come pick her up from in front of his crib

  • On the phone with her mama at 2 am. Poor B Cox. lol.

  • When shorty wanted to cuddle she probably had her friend down under when she hit the shower.

  • This is my favorite one Johnta is crazy I cant stop watching it!!! Ur turning me off!!!!

  • "let's just cuddle"....bwahahahahahahaha lol...

    What's wrong with that? I've done that...ladies...come on now!

  • lmfao ya too much b

    ya reminded me of my niggas lol

  • Still my favorite episode lol

  • That is hilarious... I think skinny girls get enough attention they need to quite crying... lol

  • hahahaha pressing charges

  • that shit is funny as hell!!

  • lol ya crazy lol

    i love yall dudes

  • Johnta is so damn funny LMFAO!

  • JD you been with the wrong thick girls! LOL!!

  • i know thats right! lol

  • @DejaStar07 ~ werd!!! ;)

  • 1) JD you should have put her OUT! If she wanted to cuddle she should have got a teddy bear.

    2) Johnta if a woman is drinking all your liquor and you have not recieved a confirmation of "repayment" you should have gave her last call!!!!

    3) I don't think thick girls can't take no dick or thin girls for that matter... It's about how bad you want it....

  • lmao!!!!....no comment..lmao!

  • No we honestly can't take it... I think it's meant for white and skinny girls lmao My boney friends tell me about their ginormous men... I was just telling mines how I can't be on top anymore.

  • ok. yall are silly as hell but B. Cox's good name for it.lol

  • OMG, I know all men have names for their dicks,but I can't get over B.Cox's 'boy'.

    LOL

  • I swear yall be havin the same conversations that me,my bother & his friends be havin & they said the same thing.Now me bein a thick girl, I was like that's not true...I know what I can take but that's just me.This is what they came up with....thick girls "pocketbooks"(lol) are big & fat but skinny girls are long & narrow so they can take more.I don't know,like i said I only know what I can do,I just found it funny we had this same convo months ago.

  • Gotta be able ta take that boy!

  • johnta is sexy n funny

  • damn......JD is a fuckin fool 4 this one.....'thick girl can't take no dick'....LMAO!!!!!!!! and that nigga Johnta is a fuckin fool 4 this one as well........'i'm pressing charges' LOL.....and 'u turnin me off, u turnin me off!!!!!!!!!!!' DAMN......tru 2 JD sayin if u expect 2 come over dont get a nigga's hopes up n shit thinkin that he's gonna get that ATL style cutty then the female says 'let's jus cuddle'.........WTF!!!!!!

  • lmbao.. call the police..."I'm pressin' charges!"

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  • Yo i think either if Johnta gets fed up with the music industry or if he retires early he should go into comedy. Has Johnta ever thought about being a comedian?

  • "That's kinda greedy....you sound like one of them AIG n****s"

    ...Soooofunny..this is like watching a roundtable of my brother and his friends discussions...hilarious, but very informative, I must say...

  • Johnta Austin cracks me up soo much!

  • LMAO!! @ 0:11, he look sooo caught! That face is PRICELESS.

  • lmao...you guys are halarious !!!! "Im Pressing Charges"!!!!!

  • I wanna know if u do have sex wit ur ex if u trying to move on then is having sex with that person the right thing to do? is it keeping the feelings going or can u have sex and still move on? and if she got that good good would you let it go?

  • some people can seperate sex and feelings some can't it depends on the person... having that good good won't keep him in a relationship but he'll still wanna come back and get it from time to time.

  • check out sweethoneybrown10 who replys to this video she got some titties on her right for u Johnta lol

  • i like B.Cox and JD Johnta funny azz heelllll

  • LOL I'm barely catchin up on these episodes sorry im late...but.. fuk cuddlin it's cool sometimes but women want it as much as men do we just have a good way in hiding it... we like to make u guys work for it.. idk why but we do =.. maybe cuz we know we got that good good..lol.. johnta funny as hell!!!

  • funny shit "pressin charges"listen up men!

  • true story... about the fo sho for the some mo.... I done got caught up in that toooo many times.

  • Ok, I agree...There is a time to cuddle and a time for gettin' it on...So i mean obviously she was a tease, Who comes over your boys house...Hops in the shower gets in her lingerie and says lets cuddle?! A TEASE....

  • LMAO... These comments. The funniest thing is how offended thick chicks got... to the pt where they state skinny chicks can't take nothing. Ques: LOL HOW THE EFF DO YOU KNOW? Unless you gotta peen between your legs & are banging them.. sit down and shut up ladies.

    This debate is dumb anyway... niggas gonna eff whatever regardless if she thick, fat, skinny or what have you so it don't matter one way or another.

  • man, johnta is a fuckin comedian! LOL all the convos would be bland without him. even his little two cents on shit be funny as hell, like when he said "pretty as hell is a start" CTFU(crackin the fuck up)

  • jd on your comment bout a thick girl cant take no dick...well you wrong son....sorry for ya! still though much love...love the show...

  • Speaking from a woman's perspective, that girl that jumped in your bed KNEW what she was doing. Bottom line, women play games, MEN do too, NOT EVERYONE, but come on now, don't come over there acting innocent, claiming you just wanna "cuddle" looking like jet beauty of the week. She just wanted to tease.

    This was a good one, bout to check out part 2.

  • LOVING JOHNTA !!

  • I always thought men who dont like thick chicks have lil dicks so thats why they like skinny chicks!

  • I'm tellin you she didn't just want to cuddle!!!

  • Ya'll are so crazy....

  • omg!! whoo johnta is a trip i luv em

  • "That sound like one of them AIG niggas"

    LMAO

  • Okay Imma weigh one part of this. If a chick gets in your bed, skin everywhere, and says she wants to cuddle, kindly tell her your bed is reserved for sleeping and sexing, cuddling is optional but only after sexing. Lol. If she stays then it's on, if she goes well call in the replacement. If she won't leave, press charges. Hahahah

  • i am a lifer!!! Oh and for the record. I can take that boy.

  • This sh*t is sooo funny! I laughed my ass off! Johnta I love that song and you should do a remix with teri!

  • skinny girls what? LIES LIES LIES....size does NOT matter...it's the breed of chick you date! Is she real? or is she a non believer?

    All i'm saying....

  • haha... ya'll are a hot mess...

  • How u gonna say you gotta be right wit God and then talk about takin that boy??? Ummmm... riiiiight.

  • i bout died when he said call the police on her. got damn dawg!!!!!!

  • Johnta...yo mah dude...release a turnin me off track honestly

  • WTF is that fool talking about "Thick Girl Can't Take No Dick" Is he crazy?! And he is dating Janet, WHO IS THICK AS HELL!!!! So is he saying Janet Can't take a Dick? I've never heard this - what type of "thick" chicks is he fucking?!

    Are you kidding me?! Wow! Lame

  • on err thang i tell dat bitch to kick rocks...fuck dat bitch

  • I'm a female -- and the only reason a female would do that (jump in your bed with nothing but panties and a bra) is to know the string she got you on - to make herself feel good. Give her ass the boot. Cause let some dude I call at night, to come over, and just want to "cuddle" - boy, bye. LOL! It'll be a done deal.

  • jd bruh i woulda instantly kicked the bitch outta the house and brought in the next one. niggas dont wanna be cuddlin when she got on victoria secret. when she wearin that, that mean she finna "take that boi". if not u out.

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  • You guys just don't understand lol JD, you need to think that maybe that girl was doing you a favor. Maybe she realized it was that time of the month. She isn't going to tell you that, some women aren't that confidant to just let a man know. But as long as she is willing ot go down, that is a good thing. You have to please your man, it isn't his fault that something isn't right in that area.

  • hahaha you guys are hilarious i love you guys!!!!

    Johnta ur freakin sexyyyy!!

  • Johnta! I can't take you dude. You are too funny. BCOX you rtime limit on being with an ex-boo is about right. lol!

  • thicks girls get so much wetter and we know how to put it down we not lazy in bed at all

  • Johnta is a damned fool!

  • Just was JD was getting my nerves w/ that thick girl comment - he made it up w/ checking Jonta on his stupid ass comment about feeling like he need to fuck a girl cause she had a few of his drinks. Lame!

  • Yo when you say thick are you talking about extra fat... cuz i am consider think but i damn sure ain't fat and i kno i can take that boy.... lol

  • LMAO JOHNTA!!!!!!!! you really loved sullivans titties huh??? J.D "DA B SIDE" WAS A SICK TRACK MAN you know how dj khalid says "WE DA BEST" nah you're on your own league 'YOU DA BEST!!!!" ZULU KID LIFERRRRRRR 4 SHO.... I LOVE BIG GIRLS DEY KNOW HOW TO WORK IT

  • Well I be darn how big is the Boy

  • lol! Dis nigga said "A I G"

  • LMMFAO!!! "I'm Pressing Charges" hilarious! Ya'll need a sitcom or take this show on the road! Johnta should host a radio or tv show!

  • Yes it better with a thick girl!! Ass and ALL!!! WE can take MR King JOhnson Please believe That hit me up!!!!

  • lol too funny

  • Did anyone notice Johnta sounds like Michael Baisden...u know that Baisden after dark guy? Or is it me?

  • I am goning to get my Brother a shirt that say "I'm Pressing Charges"....too funny.

  • yall are horrible!!!!

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  • LMAO @ jd and Johnta are crazy

  • U mean you readin the B-R-E.......A-S-T

  • jd, what are u talking about janet is thick as a snicker!

  • Thats true JD Janet got ass for eternity!!! AND U GOTTA LUV IT!!!

  • where is ty?

  • I love yall to death!!!! Johnta what did i tell you and this Jazmine Sullivan situation lol And yall must be meesing with the wrong THICK girls! Boney bitches aint go no meat! lol

  • Um...thick girls can take it. Ya'll just gotta know how to put it in.

  • Agree with JD... "That's kinda greey right there!" LOL

  • Johnta off da chain wit it!!!! Letz juz say therez alwayz that exception 2 the rulez of the game..JD u right she wrong 4 the cuddle move lol

  • Question...? if a thick gurl cant take dick... den y is our ass so phat??

  • Thick girls can take a pounding. Lean chicks can take it all and will wrap you all up with the arms and legs. They also can get into positions faster.

    I'm with Johnta`, PRESS THOSE CHARGES.

  • Please..4 Me..Answer that Question ???

    If Ya'll are scared on what the Skinny(a.k.a Skinny Bitches)Girls, May or Maynot Say(or may Comment...Then just Don't answer the question !!!

  • Oh Yea, MzFufu..She is Right, " Isn't JANET a THICK girl, JD " !!! . Also, From what I Heard u LOVE giving it 2 her..ANYTIME&ANYPLACE, not caring who's AROUND !! ;-b (Ha Ha, that shit) Come On NOW, Fellaz. Please do not sit around each other and say how " Thick Girls can't TAKE IT Like the Skinny Girls Can " When ya'll know,..Wait, Hold Up Tho...HOW YA'LL GON' SAY SOMETHIN LIKE THAT WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING 4SURE IF THAT FACT IS TRUE OR NOT, unleast Ya'll (Not u Usher) done hit it with a Thick 1.

  • where is TYRONE?????? I would love to hear what he has to say about this topic!!!!

  • ya should really define what you guys mean by thick cus theirs a difference....you can be monique thick, lisaraye thick but at times theres someone that will think that thick means unhealthy, overweight and just plain fat.

  • "skinny girls know how to take that boy" LOL! hahha

  • they funny as hell lol

  • Johnta is a FOOL consistently. All of the Oceans are hilarious!!!

  • the reason for going back to ur ex is because ther arnt any strings attached and that person knows how u like it

  • Am sorry JD, but isnt Janet a thick girl? She's not exactly skinny and I hear u LOVE her meat...so can she not take your di*k?

  • "u turnin me off!"

    JD, didnt i hear u on a song with that once?

    y'all dudes is crazy!

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  • Idk what kinda girls you have been with but im thick and my husband has 11inches(and hes white lol) and i can take it with the best of them! I need asprin and a cig after lol but i can still take it

  • johnta you are soo crazy funny! lol ya'll must have never had a thick girl that can hang....such a shame. lol

  • LOL, yall nigga's are hillarious. To coment on what you guys stated about thick girls, you must have been with the wrong thick girls.  Second, I do agree that if a girl has no interest in you she shouldn't be drinking up your liqour. Third, a woman is just like a man she knows on the first night if she wants to have sex with you. Yes, I it's okay to have sex with your ex, my ex has made a good stand by from time to time.

  • im feelin jd on that whole you drink my drink. we gone fuck thing. {but i have prob. with wat johnta is sayin because i by my own. p.s. B COX can GET IT!!!!!!!!!!}

  • 4:59 was highlarious yall should make that a song just for the fun of it

  • i second that motion

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  • U BETTER ASK ABOUT US YALL

  • Yall Niggas is Stupid as Hell

  • As for Cox, I think you are adorable and I hope you meet that special someone that can lay with you, write with you, cook with you, and when all is said and done pray with you. Any available woman would be lucky to have a gentleman like you. Ludacris said it best, you need a lady in the street and a freak in the bed. Now weather both qualities comes from one or more women, that's your decision. I hope you find the one you want to cater to and be catered from!

  • Okay im skimming through comments and I came across another lifer by the name of Wendall87 and I totally agree with this person....can we get a taste of a track...a 30-40 second snipet or something? True Usher fans stand up and lets get it!!!!

  • I didn't take offense to any of the comments made by anyone. I'm a thick latina woman who for lack of a better phrasing "Can take it til you can't give it. I know how to cater to my mans every need. Ring in my tongue and I know what to do with it. I mean that with the most respect for myself as well as others reading. JD, it's unfortunate that you have not had a thick girl that can take what your serving, good luck with that. Finally, that MO would have had to go! Bra+Panties doesn't = cuddle!

  • Johnta is soo obbessed with Jazmine LMAOOOOO

  • LMAO!!!!You guys are a mess. . . . TRUE but still a mess lol

  • I've heard guys say the opposite..that skinny girls can't take no dick.

    What's funny is, IDK why you're having this discussion cause the reality is, most guys will bang anything that smiles at them.

  • JD said thick chic cant take it,well Im a thick chic but like a size 12 and I take it. Most thick chics get good head so always remember that ;)

  • jd what do you consider being thick cause im from tampa fl and i taught being thick was a good thing nice ass coke bottle and jd janets a beautiful thick girl (no homo) she does not have a stomach but she have an ass so what do you consider thick

  • Wait im taking that back, i cant believe i just did that.

  • Ok im just right B Cox, and this discussion is of the chain. I would like to say im the type and im right with God.

    Lets schedule that date??

  • JUST LIKE OUTKAST SAID IN "THE WAY YOU MOVE"

    Skinny, slim women

    got the camel toe within them

    You can hump them, lift them, bend them, give them something to remember Yell out timber when you fall through the chop shop.

  • Damn y the thick girls on here hatin on the skinny chicks...in my experience every dude i know agree wit them, they just statin common knowledge

  • ima thick chick && trust i can handle it

    anyway shape or form it cums diqq me?

    skinny chicks be ready to break thick chicks qot it && Johnta hell yea press charqes on deez hoes that be qettin outta line lmao!!!!

    T. Carter Philly!

  • LMAO Johnta stupid!

  • im a slim chick and i agree with ya'll. lol.

  • neva shake yo fo sho to get you some mo..lmao

  • why r ya''ll tripping ?? females need to understand that this is how men think " grown men in( your words) or young men " ...just appreciate the fact that your getting to hear it from some straight shooters... .... Lifer for life !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... now"" close you eyes when you looking at me ...

  • Yo JD, Johnta, B.Cox,& Usher, I heard ya'll say ya'll be reading the comments we be postin, Man can we please have a Usher track or something to listen to quench our thirst until he puts out a single! ! Alot of his fans out here, including me is feenin for that shit like cooked crack! ! P.S. Johnta im feelin that bridge part you sung on Bow Wow's single....

  • shiiiiit i done been wit enough skinny girls to know they cant handle much of that boiii.lol i love me a thick girl and it aint really know reason to mess witcha ex agian but shit it happens doe, sex with the ex..

  • GROW THE FUCK UP!

  • Skinny Chicks can take that boy huh? Man you got that shit ass backwards...I think Cox & JD gone hollywood....Skinny bitches can't take nothing. They're ooch ouch girls, but thick sistas like myself can accomodate anything that cums her way. Oh and JD ain't you chick on Thick side now(no disrespect)

  • that aint true. im skinny and bes believe i can take it.

  • SAY THAT!!! Me too..

  • Bob on dat boy, Lol!!!!!!

  • From a Woman:

    If a woman is in your bed, Naked, but says lets just cuddle...Keep your clothes on and get in the bed. hold her and act like u dont want it. In her mind: "WOW he is so sweet! Such a gentleman" next thing you know its Yippie ka-Yay! Gitty up Cowboy.

    A woman will resist sex if she thinks thats all you want from her. When she thinks its the farthest thing from your mind she will reward you with it.

    Ive said too much already...lol

  • shhhh keep that on the hush...

  • lol...ok...I broke the code huh? sorry

  • LOSERS!!! all of them..What are they 18? Its sad to know that this is how "grown" azz men think!!! Its a shame!!! ignorance is Bliss?

  • And JD man you should have did what we do when a chick comes over and something isn't poppin. I'll text my nigga and I'll make him call meand so he haves a flat tire or something and then I'm out that asap calling tha fasure guts.....lol

  • Yo on another note JD I feel what you were saying on that Run DMC shit I was burn in the late 80's so I didn't them shows. But I did go to the Roc the mic tour with HOv, 50, Missy, Busta, FAB. And Busta hands down give us something to look up too. He killed all the headlines. Question for Jhontay or how every you spell that shit....lol But what if jasmine have tem big old hood nipples big ass dark rings and shit. like Tyrone say "thats not it" LMAO!

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  • When Chicks Act Funny With The Bunny!

    I Lie My Ass Off Tell Them Any Thing They Wanna Hear..Usually Works lol

  • jan not fat she thick but not too thick so jd u must like a lil thick

  • LOLOL!! man stop that!!!! these thick madams y'all know fallin off a? cuz ma boy, I figure big girls envelop alot a dick but just that skinny chicks get a dick n deep sea fish it in them! too bad... I prefer as a big girl to give my man something he can feel!

  • Im pressin charges part was great

  • isnt Janet fat right now??

  • Johnta- you speak the truth about women and the drinks! if you aint feeling me dont drink my shit!