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  • Press 10 for stupidity

  • @WillHillard ITS NOT POSSIBLE I TELL YOU!

  • 0:18 souns like "Be Gone!!"

  • did he say mess your face?

  • Gun or not (evil devil voice) one day she will be mine!

  • the one time i sneeze during a video.....

  • OMG!!! THIS IS VAMPY (aka VAMPYBITME)

    

  • That hot Asian girl is not to mess with because she has a gun

  • a video of 22 seconds has over 300,000 views

  • Linda Lei!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • *boop* "can we date tonight? tomorrow or the other day perhaps?"

  • um... shorty short vlog.. is a..... short?

  • she's gotta be shit a driving though...since you know...she's asian...and a woman....kind of double whammy there...

  • @AceBobcat Who cares? She's hot.

  • @beasthipeoples no....she's hothothothothothothothothothot­

  • @AceBobcat Double negative equals a positive... in something, eh? ;D

  • he gets laid after evrey epesode of hothothothothot

  • nice to meet youAH ITS A GUN!

  • if you look closely, he is standing next to girl

  • best 22 sec in my life

  • "Ah! It's a gun..." LOL, That made my day x'DD

  • it's funny, because he's all serious at the start

  • Toby is worse than horror stuff when it comes to keeping you awake :[

  • I got to get on one of these comic cons DAMN

  • Toby met vampy bit me! o-o

  • hothothothothothothot

  • She is hella hot

  • i think he looked down at his pants......he may have gotten a boner xD

  • omg!!! she's hella pretty!!!

  • that's vampbeauty 

  • The one time i sneeze during his video and he doesn't say "if you sneezed while watching this video, bless youuu." :(

  • it s an episode of arharharhahrhahra :D

    toby i love you !

    from italy !

  • @armandone87 it's hothothothothothot, not arharharhahrhahra...

  • @Ail188

    excuse me Ail im italian thanks for the delucidation :D

  • what happened to being weak to bullets D:

  • you can tell he thinks shes actualy hot because he didnt extend the "BOOP"

  • "HOTHOTHOTourettes.. Hi Im Toby" LOLOL!

  • ASIAN!!!!!

  • Lilith! 

  • Da herro?

  • press 5 for tata's

  • Asian with gun...my kind of girl ;)

  • @SrikeKarl hell yeah ...

  • was I the only one that who thought that the girl in the red hair was alodia? the goddess of cosplay because it would be soooo cool if toby actually met her!

  • wait no!! I sneezed this time!!!!!!!! :(

  • Bless yo face, peace off!

  • lol its LINDA LI!!!

  • OMFG SHES COSPLAYED AS PERSONA 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • WOW TOBY ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS WOW NO INTRO OR (OUTRO) U DIDDENT EVEN MENTION US ONCE!

  • she was hot

  • he reminds me of jim cerry lol

  • Who is the girl supposed to be cosplayed as?

  • HEY I ACTUALLY SNEEZED DURING THE VIDEO HOW COME U NO SAY IF YOU SNEEZED DURING THE VIDEO BLESS YOU????

  • When he freaked and went, "AH! Gun!" and looked down, I don't think he meant the gun in her hand . ;3

  • woah! pressing 4 than seven a bunch of times made my internet not work. Thank you chrome for restore!.

  • Just spam 5

  • dam that is cool

  • dam

  • Toby's the only guy I know who could do that without getting slapped.

  • @writergirl7712 haha, trust me ;D hathataahahahhahahahat... :D Toby is legit!

  • Wow she's look great

  • Toby is such a flirt. <3

  • pale skin, red hair, you must be a weasley!

  • Toby, how tall are you?

  • OMG IS THAT VAMPY BIT ME?!?!!!!!

  • Toby, how was it to feel on that hard, cold, powerful, GLOCK?!:)

  • HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT YES THIS IS SPAM

  • DUDE SHE IS FUCKING HOT!

  • press 0 wait a second 0 ... look ant guy in background and tobys arm lol

  • VAMPYBITME IS SO BEAUTIFUL...

    god...

    she´s probably perfect!!!

    XD...

  • pause the vid, press '1' and... yea

  • lol pres 4 then 4 then 4 i know im dirt =(

  • weird

  • that was a major disapointment, at least a couple more minutes of interaction with her........

  • Press for baby

  • Repeatedly press 0 for wank!

  • Press 8 for GOD!

  • keep pressing two then 4

  • Press 4 really fast for Toby sucking a dick? Whaaaa?

  • @WanaBeItalian thats how its done

  • That asian... with a gun... probably was thinking "dumb americans"

  • Hurray for chain comments! Seriously, why do people actually cave into that nonsense I've read three now and nothing has happened. No ghost girl slitting my wrists in the shower, all my friends and family still like me and I am not dead. Just ignore them people, nothing will happen.

  • @BulletToothTon actually i read one and i thought a girl really did appear in my room. turns out it was my fiiiiiine ass girlfr-...............whore...­......it was my whore. looking for her pay........

  • bless your face.

  • adadadadadadadaadadahahahahada­adadahadahadahadahothothothoth­ot*Cough*

  • im asian

  • I think Toby and Jim Carrey would get along really well XD

  • WHY IS SPIDER LIVING UNDER SKIN IM MY RELATED VIDEOS?!?!?!

  • @mgfilms1000 because its scarry!

  • keep pressing 4 o.0

  • press 4 really fast

  • Well hello there I was just walking by saying"hothothothot"when I saw you I deeply apologise

  • will she bang u.. press 7 for answer.

  • her costume is Black Widow from marvel comics i believe

  • Toby ! You're Awesome ! BUT get in HD camera ! PLS !!!

  • Yes very hothothothothothot!

  • Hold 1 for saying no

  • I bet she was so happy to have Toby Turner call her hot so many times. :P I know I would.

  • Hold down 7 for: "OMG THEY CAN'T BE REAL!"

  • Press 9 then 5 then 4 then 2 then 7 then 6 then 1 then 3 then 8 then 5 for........nothing really

  • @J25code2 Challenge Accepted.

  • @J25code2 954276135, NOW I WANT A COOKIE!!!!

  • @J25code2 too hard....

  • @J25code2 y'know I was actualyl tryign to figure it out for abou t5 minutes, and then I reread it and I forgot the last part... lmao!

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  • press 7 fast for alien noise!

  • press 6 slowly for TOBY CHOP!

  • I like cheese.

  • rapid press 4

    its a bj with the number 4

  • hold down 5 for robot

  • hold down 1

    

  • I Don,t like Asian porn.

  • She'll be comin' round the corner with a gun!

  • Press all of the numbers 1-9....how a guy asks out a girl. XD

  • Nooo!! Toby your mine!!!

    -3

  • YOU ARE A GOOD!!! hot asian chick though lol

  • Pressing 2 makes Toby go forward in time. Pressing 3 reverses time.

  • lololololololololololololoolol­ololololol

    

  • If you push 4 it sounds like he says "asaris".

  • Hold 10.

    lolololololololololol

  • @magnacarta292 you mean 0 there isnt a 10" 

  • @WereCreed That was the joke -______-

  • hold 8

  • hold 4...

  • Lmao fack this Anime expo 11 was better than comic con 11 im just saying -_-

  • hold 0 and the guy in the back ground and toby are hilarious

  • if you hadnt been going hototototototot you may have had a chance

    but still, nice job

  • @Pickwizard23 its hothothothothothothothothothot­, not hotototototot

  • Hold down 4 while your parents aren't around O.o

  • Hothothothothothothothothothot­hot is my favorite tobuscus series.

  • Thumbs up if every time Toby boops you boop back :)

  • Toby, if you didn't make videos, I'd have to sink my sorrows in Call of Duty. That's not a good life.

    Keep doing what your doing, bro.

  • press 3 over and over for hot Asian shooting Tobuscus

  • press 4 for sucking dick then press 5 for surprise slip up the arse lol

  • hold 0 then pause and press 1 lol

  • hold 0 and look at toby and man in background lol

  • keep pressing 4 you pervs

  • press 0 really fast,hes havin a wank LOL

  • Only Toby can make 187 dollar's on a 22 second video.

  • that´s Vampybitme :) follow her on twitter or facebook /vampybitme or look her up on deviantART, she´s awesome :)

  • I want to shake her guns!

  • just uploaded a tobuscus remix!! please send it to himmm!

  • I bet toby has had sex with atleast 1 of these girls.

  • @Combustion7 Most likely

  • press 0 repeatedly as well :)

  • @clecle333 lol

  • press 4 repeatedly :)

  • make a new channel toby! the HOTOTOTOOTOT channel ^.^

  • wtf

  • hold 0 lol

  • press 2 over and over again it looks like pacman

  • @PoloElements its a BLOWJOB!!!!!!!! LOL

  • Hey, it's Vampy. :D

  • shes ugly

  • @jsscbang1 she's only ugly cause u dig the fat chicks

  • Toby can pull so many hot ass girls!! :D what a pimp

  • Wait...HOLY SHIZ IT IS VAMPY

  • If you press 3 Toby's about to be shot

  • when i read the title i thought it was about freddiew...

  • haha thats linda le/vampy bit me

  • These girls are all probably thinking "ummmm WTF creeper" oolollolollolool go Toby goooooo!

  • 2 all those searching for the comment toby replied 2 is on page 38 and 39 for now...

    

  • Go to 8 seconds and press 3 and 5 XD

  • Toby...you enunciation of the word Hot in rapid recession is becoming weak...settle down, breath and pronunciate!!!

  • This guy is the awesomest thing I have ever seen. And no, awesomest is not a word. But if it was, he would be the definition.

    Oh snap.

  • Toby is deffffffinitellyyyy one of my favorite YouTubas :)

  • Hold 3 and 4 to see Toby do something rude!

  • Holy shit, is that Vampy?

  • keep pressing 4

  • Aw you're so cute and funny