Why do Khajiit?

[HannahVampire]

To get the taste of Khajiit cooking out of their mouths!

I love Dar Jee! (Whom I've called Jar Dee for the longest time!)

[MrDjmarshmellow]

To get the taste of black man out of their mouths

[ayooPatriotboii]

So they can bite there tails and make them grow back...there lizards right???

[Rahab111222]

Argonian's are cool, even though they do have that whole amphibian heterogametic sex change deal going on.

[MineCraftGuy11]

BECAUSE THEY JUST ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! FRUITS.

[RoidSterington101]

why is there a paralized lizard in the backround

[fumblebeef]

@RoidSterington101 uh.. what? hes just walking?

[JoK3rEffect]

To get the Khajiit food taste out of their mouths.

[302viewisyou]

IM A KHAJIIT!! why are argonians so.......uummm,... uuhh, so UGLY HUH??? UMAD LIZARD?

[wolftail1999]

@302viewisyou ikr?!

[Dewani90]

@302viewisyou i play khajit myself (but i modded to add human face) and i have an argonian joke... "why do argonians never sunbathe?... because all the good stones are always reserved"

[anonyman1997]

to get taste of khajit cooking out of their mouths XD U MAD Khajiit?

[MrDrover95]

im a khajiit i lick my butt so what dang stoopid argonians

[EclipseHedgehog]

I dunno. seven?

[FunnyKid000]

WHY DO LIZARDS EAT MAGGOTS?

[mikestermoney04]

not funny not even if you're hammered on skooma

[GogozRule]

I am a Dark Elf, And I find this offensive and funny.

[joaovictor1994]

Why can mr. Zurkon not shoot little fongoids?

[TakinYoGirl]

uhh oh.. im on the weird side of youtube again...

[Jackarunda]

To get the taste of Khajit cooking out of their mouths!

[capperz412]

@Jackarunda I don't even get it...

[1zeldalover]

some say to get the taste of khajite cooking out of thier mouths, but I say its because they made it too difficult to put nude patches on the game >>.

[itabtoo]

because they can...

[Veldoril]

Car Sheet.

[TICKLE221]

my char is a khajit and i was asking about rumours looking for something to do when i found this guy so i soul trapped him >:)

[madatgod3102]

@TICKLE221 Good for you!

[poweroftoasters66]

So many greenskins here they smell do they not? -Ahdarji | Leyawiin

[SketchTM]

I killed him straight after the joke, my level 40 Khajiit wasn't taking that kind of crap. Bitch.

[Baraka552]

To get the taste of Khajiit cooking out of their mouths! Hahaha!

[omegagilgamesh]

Anyone find it ironic he says this when Argonians and Khajiits share the same voice actors?

[emilczawa]

@omegagilgamesh Look up the definition of irony please.

[iamnotamouseok]

to get rid of the taste of khajiit cooking!

he actually says that

[forthecreed1990]

no 0:03

[TheWitchking123]

RACIST!!! FUCK U ARGONIAN BITCH!!! XP

[swrb6]

to get the taste of khajit cooking out of their mouths

[mysticelf12]

To get the taste of your blood out of our mouths after us Khajitti kill you filthy argonians.

[spyjan1]

Why are Imperials so dumb?

Because they don't understand anything.

[0masakra0]

@spyjan1 How the hell Imperials are dumb? They untied whole Tamriel plus most of the Emperors were of the Imperial race.

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

press 4 for lick their butts :D

[Rexhominum]

@DeathsCry76 You never played it?

[IGB06255]

Because that's how they masturbate LOL

but it is to get a taste of khajiit cooking out of there mouth

[FONVfan1998]

Someone should edit this to say to get the taste of powdered deer penis out of their mouth.

[istealsouls4soup]

To get the taste of weed and hooker spit out of their mouth?

[entropy44]

powdered deer penisssss

[Ferret10000]

original answer: to get the taste of khajiits cooking out of thier mouth!

[Thetoro360]

LMAO

[GrimInstincts]

So dey can Eat da poo poo, like ice cream.

[mamanettie]

Argonian: You want to see me lick my butt? Me: *runs away*

[Grunklefang]

because they touch themselves at night.....

[TheLukeylala]

So when they talk to you, you get to smell there shit.

[AlexM0rgan]

FEELS GOOD MAN

[PedNL]

Its a ice cream :D

[YoshiLover122]

@omegalon25 If you hold nine it exsists. But the screen is black for some reason...

[LittleBigPoet]

I don't get it

[DemonicMonkey666]

You people shut your mouths khajiit cooking is AWSOME >:o!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DOMIPS]

The video "M'aiq says "NO U"" is Maiq's response to this video.

[SolidnOld]

To EAT DA POO POO

[turboracer98]

@SolidnOld DEY LEEK IT LIKE AN ICE CREM COAN!!!!!

[conradboy4]

Redguard and Khajiit FTW!

[TalonMercenary]

I like khajiits stealth style gameplay but seriously seeing that damn ginger tail sticking out of the Crusader's armour really ruins the image

[ultimatesaged]

lol khajiit best race ever.

khajiit marksman = GG BRO

[zapsation]

Cause ballsack

[Purecashew]

Does the answer mean Khajiits are butts? Because I am Khajiit (Yes furry)

[RaulCabralCEU]

YOU BASTARD LIZARD!

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

how do i get told this joke? whenever i meet an argonian he cant tell me the joke..

[coppermeowmix]

@cuzgandalfgothigh99

Only Dar Jee tells you this joke.

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@coppermeowmix where do i find him?? is that leyawiin in the backround or ..?

[xXxJoaninhaxXx]

@cuzgandalfgothigh99 yes, it's in leyawiin, somewhere close of the house that is for sale

[coppermeowmix]

@cuzgandalfgothigh99

He lives in a little shack in Leyawiin, in a row of them near that lake, I believe. He's one of the fences for the thieve's guild, so if you do those, you'll meet him.

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@coppermeowmix k thanks.

[icecoldsdc]

HAHAHAHA, wait i am kajiit....

[Kryptnyt]

"no really. Why do they lick their butts? Hey, where are you going?"

[sblade777]

In Soviet Russia, Khajiits' butts lick THEM.

[Mafia200100]

@sblade777 That is....just...wait....

That doesn't seem physically possible!

[bravissio1756]

@sblade777 why do buts lick their khajiit?

[Noruzenchi86]

@sblade777 That turned out much worse than I read it to be.

[Son6of6Tredis]

@sblade777 Хахах, молодчик, поржал.

[chrisredfiud]

i laughed

[TheBrandonGames]

Because they want some pussy

[sblade777]

@TheBrandonGames Their OWN???? :O

[fucheduck]

because reptillian skin is too raw for their sensitive cat tongues.

[Goldendude11]

in siovent russia argonian's jokes are shitty :D

[soniczdawun1]

The same reason you lick your penis.

[jakerocker456]

M'aiq finds this offensive

[blinksmilewink]

@jakerocker456 M'aiq knows much

[Germanboy567]

Why do reptilians and cats talk with a Russian accent?

[frederikIII]

That is an excelent question !

[SouthPark0016]

HEY i played this game on PC today! I was one of those lizard things and called myself Devil!

[LordTyrannus]

Because they look like Lions and lions are felines..

[Theelderscrollsftw94]

Because their out of toilet paper

[Gobbygiblet]

@Theelderscrollsftw94 lol!

[WoWKazo]

29 people lick their butts.

[Gobbygiblet]

@WoWKazo lol!

[Smileperience]

in my NERDY class everone knows that joke

[TiteProducts]

To get the taste of your mom out of their mouths. =D

[ChilidogBizkut]

BECAUSE THEY'RE FURFAGS!

[KoTORSolid2]

@ChilidogBizkut Trolololol

[BronzeTurd]

@ChilidogBizkut hoho, real clever

[TathagatDarkAssassin]

I like to kill Khajit Bandits and Highwaymen.

[Atheistenpapst]

Because they can.

[cancerkills567]

coz... Khakiits are bad at cooking...

apparently

something like that

[11DBHK]

to get the taste of khajit cooking out of theres mouthss XD

[swasvids]

hes racist

[Perogi360]

@swasvids Racism is between one species. Speciesism more like it for this argonian.

[fenris1997]

SO THAT YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO ASK ABOUT!!! XD LOLz!!

[fenris1997]

@GhostPalax And Argonians ; D

[SMCB285]

@Joojiadamumoranzi Cool. How do you know though?

[gamerguy0512]

Stupid n00b

[frostycold111]

Ugh...i hate Argonians... primitive sap licking lizards

[fenris1997]

@frostycold111 ARGONIANS ARE AWESOME!!!!!!

[blinksmilewink]

Anyone know the answer??

[AryzonaRose]

thats why i play the wood elf. people leave us the fuck alone LOL!

[the96white96knight96]

@AryzonaRose lol true dat

[zkilla30]

To inform their pray to where they will come out after words :D

[Riond551]

(Somewhere in Elyswer)

Khajiit: Hey check it out, The Gray Fox posters are finally gone!

Other Khajiit: yeah but now this Argonian is wanted for.... "Insulting of all Khajiit."

Khajiit: What a bastard

[Nevlamas]

Because you touch yourself at night.

[Sport921]

TO GET THE TASTE OF KHAJIIT COOKING OUT OF THEIR MOUTH

[Axel10011]

@Sport921 lol i loved that part of the game. the racist argonian and the gay orc in shivering isles make me laugh every time

[Sport921]

@Axel10011 "Who's a cute little monkey? Yes you are!"

[The0Assasins0Creed0]

in soviet russia butss lick Khajiits,

so in soviet russia questions ask a argonian

[Deutschland596]

@The0Assasins0Creed0 /fail

[zombiesrcuming4u]

Why are Bretons the best race on Nirn? cause we can rip you inside out without having to touch you.

[neo1915]

Alot of people on oblivion are racist to kahjiits! D:

[Nevlamas]

@neo1915 even more people are racist to Argonians. Khajiit for example.

[TheDominick13]

anyone notice the guy in background not moving??

[TheUndertaker0wns]

@TheDominick13 cause in chat it's like the game is paused

everything freezes

[JcZ911]

to get the taste of khajiit cooking out of their mouth

[Ruton101]

@GhostPalax High Elves =)

[Rockabop]

To get the taste of their cooking out of their mouths.

[Adwnis46]

LOL!!!!!!

[swooya]

that should be a comment question of the day for ray !

[SoundmaniacX]

i´m a Kajiit and he told me that joke.. i killed him

[APSX3427Dude]

@SoundmaniacX I made a khajiit character just so I could do that.... I ended up with half of Leyawiin dead and a silver claymore XD

[fenris1997]

@APSX3427Dude OMG LOL!!!! XD

[Aserikoth]

@SoundmaniacX lol

[TalonMercenary]

@GhostPalax no way, imperials FTW lol!!!

[BananaPowerr]

whatever who is better, opinions are like ass everybody have it but dont have to show it

[scorpiannman]

Dark Elf and Imperial r is teh bestiest.

[teetertoter3]

@scorpiannman ye

[iamvegeta2008]

to clean their tongue?!

[zombiesrcuming4u]

To get the taste of powdered deer penis out of their mouths!

[IhearaHunter117]

@GhostPalax hell no. Dark Elves pwn. Khajiits are ugly as sh!t and sound like an old grandma that smokes to much. and this argonian shouldn't be talkin' either, because argonians suck ogre balls, too. But i guess that's why we all have opinions.

[supercat1212]

Wow over 4 seconds long and gets over 72,891 views.

[MisaMumintroll]

Because the Agronians gave them an example

[sonofdeleniel007]

and why was yo' mama f*cked by one last night!

[skrili]

@theclown2319 they used leaves actuelly nobody goes tho the tiolet becouse there are none in oblivion :P

[Ultradudedemon]

and why do argonians, uh.... HAVE SCALES!!! OH BURN U GOT PWNED!

[brandonmit]

@skullboy9000 oblivion

[Theelderscrollsftw94]

Because they're out of toilet paper... duh?

[Tornad0Gaming]

Stop! You've all violated the law. Cease being racist to the people or Cyrodiil and serve your sentance! Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

[yasmineivy1]

Stolen goods!?!? What stolen goods???

[Tornad0Gaming]

@yasmineivy1 THOSE stolen goods.

[irgilbz]

coz they afraid of the Nords ;) Nords FTW

[AdamWeith]

Khajiits are so dirty, so ugly, and so annoying...

A good thing I'm gonna kill each one of them (except the respawning bandits and the like) when I get my new graphic card. Yes, you heard right.

EACH ONE OF THE FUCKING HOUSE CATS!!!

It's a shame you cannot flay them and sell their fur.

Elsweyrs main export: Skooma.

"Why did the Khajiit cross the road? To get his moon sugar!"

[Sonario51]

@AdamWeith

Well, I'd rather be a Khajit than a slimy Argonian. And ugly? Argonians are lizards, and Khajit are cats. Last I checked, lizards were the majority in the 'ugly' factor.

[AdamWeith]

@Sonario51 You should be ashamed, furlicker! "Cats"? HOUSE CATS, please! Or "lions", or just "beasts". Oh, the best thing in Oblivion is to find them all and exterminate them. The Argonians are not even close to being as annoying as the Khajiit. They do at least stick to the swamps or the sewers where you don't have to see them, while the house cats have to roll around in every alley, and spread their filth throughout the city. Yuck!

Long live the Empire!

[Sonario51]

@AdamWeith "furlicker?" XD And you're just proving my point about the sliminess thing. Of course the Argonians like nothing more than to roll in the filth of the sewers and swamps. How can you say it like it's a good thing? XD The Khajit, at least the higher class ones, groom and clean themselves. Plus, soft fur is much more pleasant than rough, scratchy scales.

[AdamWeith]

@Sonario51 "Higher class Khajiit"? I know nothing of such things. I assure you, they are all filthy house cats.

But I agree with you, soft fur is indeed pleasant! The new owner of Slash n Smash sells lot of great Khajitt-fur clothing. In the basement he has a hidden Khajitt flaying factory, from where great and pleasant clothing comes.

However, we shall not dismiss Argonian scales as useless - no material is more waterproof or is found in such quantities! Perfect boots!

Long live the Empire!

[Sonario51]

@AdamWeith I see your point, but still, prejudice is never a good thing. I believe that the empire can't survive if it's residents are killing each other. XD

[TheOmegaParadigm]

Will the Argonian tell this joke to a Khajiit player character?

[maithiu]

@TheOmegaParadigm He did for me.

[TheOmegaParadigm]

@maithiu How rude! I never made a Khajit character, let alone an Argonian or anything outside human.

[foxzone91]

> Play as a Khajiit Spellsword.

> Meet this guy.

> Makes this khajiit joke.

> "Ahahaha".

> Kill him, capture his soul on a Black St.

> Drop the Black Soulstone on Oblivion.

> Shut the gate.

I did it for the lulz XD

[Sonario51]

@foxzone91

Dood... that is awesome. XD

[Mercury205]

To get rid of the taste of the crotch they just licked

[puppett11]

Damnit. What fun do you see in this? Imean. Ewery one does that!

[ElectricEtiquette]

Because if they licked their genitals, LOADS of pussy licking jokes would be made! DUUUH!

[GlenRichy]

To get the taste of ya mamma out of they mouth.