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  • I mean just look at this strain of HIVS! LOOK AT IT! It's a fuck to get rid off, it has the ability to kill of humans! Obviously! God made this for human pleasure!!!

  • what's the name of that song?

  • Sickness is due to sin!

    Deuteronomy 28 If you hearken diligently to the voice of God to observe & do all His commandments which I command you this day, that the Lord thy God will set thee on high above all nations of the earth: & all these blessings shall come on thee, IF thou shalt hearken unto the voice of the Lord thy GOD!

    Ch 28 verses 3-13 list all the blessings!

    So, Maybe people get sick because they are NOT FOLLOWING AFTER GOD!?

    REPENT! TURN TO GOD! BE BLESSED NOT CURSED!

  • @lewiss1100 You're trolling right?

  • @lewiss1100 You're trolling right?

  • fucking cheater

    always the fastest

  • jeffrey is hilarious with his eye rolling and facepalming lol

  • I love Jeffrey. All the shit he has to contend with. Very well crafted, dude.

  • It's official, the bunny converted me. Who needs evidence anymore? IT'S A FREAKING BUNNY :3

  • your videos says everything about you

  • Look at this person! LOOK AT HIM!!

    Eyes designed perfectly for seeing!

    Ears designed perfectly for hearing!

    Teeth designed perfectly for chewing! Especially the wisdom teeth! They were designed to... uh... SHUT UP!

  • Is it just me, of does the crazy-ass teacher look like Tom Hanks?

  • Evolution is scientific theory, based on facts and study, verified with experimentation or strong evidence.

    Intelligent design is religious theory, based on hope and belief, no evidence, no facts.

    How can people just not get this?

  • I dun told adam to eat that FUCKING apple, didnt I?

  • Fuck no! This shits gonna affect everybody!

  • Its an amazing design that men have nipples and humans have an appendix. Go God. Nice job.

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  • In case of logic, break glass, open bible, cover ears.

  • @youmadbro96 i dont get that. why would you cover your ears AFTER you open the bible? i get if you put "cover ears" before break glass it would ruin the joke but it doesn't make sense

  • Hah. God's drawings are photorealistic when drunk, but terrible when hung over.

  • so disease came a whole day before the immune system? good job god. really, bravo.

    

  • Then they'd blame it on the 'Devil'..

  • Holy crap, it's half past infinity! Where did the time go?

  • Um, I can only give you a thumbs up, not 5 stars... am I going to get Cholera? D: 

  • The sad thing is I went to a catholic highschool and the religion teachers would actually give that shit as a reason for gods existance

  • One species changing into another has only been empirically observed with a virus. This is quite weak evidence. Not to say evolution has some strong evidence and compelling (or almost compelling) points to make.

    Fossils made the Christians retreat into absurdity over Magic Dinosaurs that had huge carnivorous teeth but ate fruit and lived in people's back gardens.

  • @PangoliaDogg15

    As far as i am informed numberous empirical observations of speciations have been recorded in nature for plants (a few examples in the brackets) (taraxacum), birds (sylvia atricapilla), mammals (maderian mice) and fish (various cichlidae), not to speak of lizards, insects (e.g. tephritidae) or bacteria (e. coli)...

    Funny that you refer to viruses as the only example, which are not even really being alive. Nevertheless, they are so useful in genetic engineering.

  • @XmarkedSpot ~ I dunno. I've only heard of viruses changing into different viruses. Maybe you're right though. I think whether something is "alive" or not depends on definitions, unless you mean "conscious" to be "alive".

  • Alife in terms of having an own metabolism and also being able to procreate. A virus neither digests nor has any means of having offspring without "seizing" a host.

    A virus, a lifeless vessel, a tiny injector noozle, with nothing but a set of genetic instruction commands... the blueprint of itself. As soon as it comes in contact with a fitting hole, it dumps everything inside.

    The victim cell executes the commands like it's own, thus producing new virusses until it starves...

  • @XmarkedSpot Yes, that's what a virus is. Were you going somewhere with this?

  • @werebee

    Thanks for your approval, very much appreciated.

    My comment was an answer to a question where i draw the line between alive and inanimated, i just deleted the @-recipient-tag for having more space aviable.

    You could have gone with your curiousity a step further and organize the comments by conversations, btw, if mine bothered you that much.

    Have a nice day, fellow.

  • @XmarkedSpot Ah, I thought you were making some sort of argument for viruses not being included in intelligent design or something. You have a nice day too.

  • Look at this bunny, LOOK AT IT!!!

  • Isn't there a species of frog and snake in Australia that are constantly adapting to out do the other? I'm probably wrong but if I'm not that's pretty hard for Christians to ignore.

  • @musicmanz15 Nothings too hard for them to ignore.

  • @musicmanz15 You kidding? They can ignore anything. They still want us to show them a crocodile giving birth to a cow before they'll accept evolution (even though that would actually DISprove evolution).

  • @musicmanz15 New species evolve everyday, and everyone has seen variation within a species, it occurs all the time. Religion is blind faith, and denial, not logic and reason.

  • @musicmanz15 evolution and natural selection are not the same thing. what you're describing is natural selection. christians cannot refute natural selection since it has been observed and well documented. but evolution, still remains a theory. however, evolution is the best explanation we have about how the current organisms came about.

  • @scrtwpnx Friendly question. Do you know what a scientific theory is? A theory is the highest level of validity in the philosophy of science, nothing can be 'proved'. The theory of evolution by means of natural selection is the best means we have to account for the diversity of life.

  • @musicmanz15 check out the book; the greatest show on earth by Richard Dawkins it's brilliant.

  • i think u misspelled inmune

  • @azur0x ...Immune was spelled correctly.

  • Did anyone notice that god is drinking monty python's holy (gr)ail?

  • teh bunnyz iz pr00f

  • oh my god that bunny is SO CUTE

  • "...which destroys the immune system" HAHAHAAHAH

  • Love this song!!

  • whats that plant covering jeffery's crotch

  • I liek teh spelling of teh title :3

  • I prefer intelligent design to Randomness of Science, Basically when deeply explaining most of the time you have to say magic did it, but in the end Id rather say God did that magic.

  • @ProtoMario Then you are an idiot.

  • @itchygonads Rather believe that than a dice roll system =D

  • @ProtoMario Well for one science is anything but a dice roll system, and it doesnt matter what you WANT to believe...It doesnt make that thing true, only you gullible.

  • @itchygonads LOL well If I want to believe that Oxygen allows me to breathe and live I dont think that is false, just saying brosky ^_~ and yes Science is the study of how randomness came together to create something and how that something works from that randomness. Big Bang theory = randomness creating something from nothing. Check and mate sir =D God Bless ^_^

  • @ProtoMario Check mate? This is kind of sad now. I can tell by your pathetic logical skills, and your overuse of childlike smiley faces that you must be young and/or disabled.

    You think that is a good argument? Seriously? First of all the big bang had nothing to do with random, it was a mathematical probability. Secondly even if it was random (which it isnt) that would make the super duper magic man in the sky right? Lol some people are so gullible. Stay in school kid.

  • @itchygonads If I were a disabled War veteran would you feel bad? or would you feel bad for being so gullible for being duped into thinking I am a child in school by using smiley faces. Manipulation is one of my greatest assets sir, you just got it bad. ^_^ Check mate x2 shall I go for the castling?

  • @ProtoMario No? Why would i feel any worse? Being disabled doesn't effect your logical and thinking skills? Would still think you are a fucking idiot. Really? Manipulation (which you are terrible at) Is one of your greatest skills? Lol i feel even worse for you now. Check mate? Despite me humiliating you in your complete lack ofknowledge in science? You still think you have said anything remotely accurate or credible? This is terribly sad. I hope you are under the age of 15, then i can excuse it

  • @itchygonads No what is terribly sad is that you are still talking shit to a veteran over the internet, with a user name of itchygonads. Do you even think I take your word seriously for one minute, you sound like a joke, and if your completely serious about everything you say get a professional user name and stop being in some little 13 year old mental state. Now that's a third check mate sir, please do not reply until you see fit to be less childish. =D k thanx bai

  • @ProtoMario No, why should i give a shit that you went to a losing war for stupid reasons? Why should that suddenly make your stupid, laughable opinion right? I dont give a fuck if you are a veteran lol. No, because you are a stupid, brainwashed, gullible idiot. You think jesus cast hist super magic and thats it. It really is laughable how idiotic you are. Oh well, as soon as your generation dies off, the smarter the world gets. peace. Btw, it is you who believes what a 13 year old wouldnt...lol

  • @ProtoMario The fuck is a "professional" user name?

  • @TarousDT Not yours dummy ^_^

  • @ProtoMario And yours is? And you haven't answered my question.

  • @TarousDT No desire nor need to answer a trivial question, professionalism is subjective; however most people would agree that itchygonads isnt at all serious nor professional.

    =D I win, teh gamez of LIVEZ

  • @ProtoMario To be professional is to be up to or above the standards of your profession. (how you present yourself, quality of your work, etc) Posting comments on youtube is probably not his profession, therefore he does not need to be professional.

  • @TarousDT Not that I seriously care about that, but, when some one tries to argue a serious matter and sound like some frat boy or a kid in grade school I am less inclined to take them seriously.

  • @ProtoMario You know it was essentially you who brought up that trivia as you call it, so you should feel the need to explain yourself. Since professionalism is subjective as you stated why are you even argumenting with it?

  • @ProtoMario You're a 25 year old who spends his time making tutorial videos for video games and producing sad attempts at intellectual conversation on advanced theories you obviously do not comprehend. Why not take some time off of your xbox (that science gave you, god didn't create it) and educate yourself before you further embarrass yourself? And shoving your veteran status unjustly into a conversation to patronize someone is being an embarrassment to the service.

  • @Leinnxx And your a person jumping in on someone elses arguments over the internet, congratulations on sounding good.

  • @ProtoMario You know, that's the beautiful thing about open forums. If it's meant to just be you're argument with one person, you would have brought it to PM's. You posted it publicly, which means it is available for public scrutiny. If you didn't want it to be, you shouldn't have posted it publicly.

    Yay, logic!

  • @Leinnxx No whats great about community forums is that you assume everything and everything.

  • Peculiar how God forbade fruit from the tree of "knowledge" then says you will surely die. Adam lived for 930 years.

  • @paramattic70 But he still died.....

  • 2:56. god is on youtube 6000 years before it was invented. before technology or electricity.

    irony

  • All the bad things in creation are because we live in a fallen world. Yes God created tigers, but he didn't design them to devour other beings. Yes God created certain bacteria but he din't design them to be diseases. It was after the fall that man's moral state along with the universe's physical state became fallen.

  • @Mcgif21 Hahaa! Priceless! Were the tigers vegetarians before Eve ate that apple? Hihi, why didn't they die of malnutrition then, like a tiger would today if you fed it with vegetarian food.? Are you just joking now, pretending to be retarded or something? : )

  • @winterstellar You beleive that animals can evolve into completely different creatures. Why can't you beleive in the fact that tigers could of adapted to eating meat instead of leaves or plants?

  • @Mcgif21 We don't have to "belieeeve" anything. The evolution of felines is very well understood and documented in science. We have tons and tons of science,not just an ancient fairy-tale book written by completely ignorant primitives.

  • @winterstellar You guys say you have proof but Ive seen all the proof that you guys have to offer. Its not proof. Its assumptions mixed with truths (like natural selection, that is true but evolution as a hole has never been proven there is no facts to back up that there was ever a missing link between any species) Except for maybe a wildebeest those things are ugly man haha

  • @Mcgif21 THe advice I usually give to people if they want to know something, learn the basics of something, is "look it up in wikipedia". I think you should look up evolution, speciation, fossil record, transitional species or transitional fossils. It's all there. I have to go now, Cheers! : )

  • @winterstellar Listen Im sorry if it annoys you guys to explain to me your beleifs. But you guys also ask questions about ours so, the only thing I have to say is: it goes both ways. Anyway thankyou. I'll research it. And then Ill research my research like I always do.

  • no, on the eighth day man created god.

  • Dammit I accidentally chose Cholera....

  • i believe a very weird variation of god when compared to other catholics, they think god created everything as it is. I believe that god created the first cell and everything evolved from that. but there has been times where i doubted his/her's existence.

  • @scarface12347 That actually isn't so remarkable a difference. Afterall, Pope John Paul II said that evolution was true and that believers were not to view that as a conflict to their faith.

  • @scarface12347 It's called theistic evolution. a lot of people are in your position, plus I used to be one (and I doubted it's existence) until I became an atheist. The flaw though is Genesis and Noah's Ark. Yeah, sure you can interpret it metaphorically (which I did so it could make more sense) but that's just another way to evade rationality for comfort. Bottom line, keep asking questions and observe every answer. The sky is literally the limit. =P

  • I say THIS unto atheists and other religious people..

    don't expect every single christians to know the answer to your questions.

    Just because we are in a religion,doesn't mean we know everything (or else we would be God)

    It's like asking honors physics students in high school to fully explain Einstein and Hawking's theories.

    If you want to challenge christianity, ask someone who have accurate knowledge in theology and Bible.

  • @ghksgmlk23 Atheists constantly do this and the answers bible scholars and theists give leaves us very dissatisfied.

  • @ghksgmlk23 But christians claim to know everything. I read someone say that all the progresses in science will lead to things they already know LOL

  • I'm a christian.. and I say this unto my fellow christians..

    I respect everyone's belief, what they believe in or not.

    Whether Atheists believe in God or not, we have no right to FORCE them to believe in God.

    Even in the bible, God states that he gave us choices, whether to follow him or not just like Jesus said unto disciples when he first recruited them.

    So stop picking fights with other religious people or atheists...

    You are not preaching christianity, you are spreading hate. stop it.

  • LOOK AT IT.

    LOOK AT!

    LOOOOKK ATTT THE FUCKING BUNNNYYY!!!!!

  • and it all started in Texas...

  • haha the bunny if fuking cute

  • Jeffry is so cool he is the only one with any concerns

  • I don't understand how somebody could watch all of darkmatter2525's videos and still believe in God

  • @clunied Because some people have experiences that you'll never get unless it's happened to you. Try being a former athiest like me and being saved from suicide. The person who stopped me? No one. Definitely not me. I was going to cut my fucking wrists and die. But right out of nowhere, I suddenly felt the happiest feeling ever in my life and realized what I would miss out on if I had perished. Try explaining THAT to me. There's no way I would snap from being on the edge to sudden euphoria.

  • @UltimasIsland that's not unheard of, religion saves some people who are on the edge, its really the only good thing about religion now. Im not a therapist or a physiologist, but i did have a far amount of experience with both when i was also suffering from depression. This was made worse because about the same time i was moving from religious to atheist so my scenes of my purposes of life and what comes after was being dismantled, it was terrifying but i learned to accept it

  • @hughheggen Well then you can see why some athiests should leave us religious folk alone. Especially when making vids like this -_-'

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  • @UltimasIsland religion gave you what your mind needed to survive, a pleasant delusion. Also when some one is near suicide the mind dosnt function properly, mood swings can happen

  • @hughheggen With the high suicide rate I just wonder what the chances of a sudden mood swing are

  • @UltimasIsland i don't know, I just now that the mind can malfunction under extreme stress as it tries to cope

  • @UltimasIsland Sounds like you've been through some heavy shit. That's an amazing story and hope you're getting on better now but saying the feeling you got prior to suicide had anything to do with god is illogical. Take it your referring to the christian God Yahweh? Don't really understand how you made these connections? Firstly that what you felt had to be the result of some higher power and secondly how you decided that this proves the existance of Yahweh and not Allah or Waheguru etc.?

  • @clunied Thanks and to answer your question it can't really be put more into any extra detail. I just don't see how someone like me (who normally can't get over their emotions) can suddenly be thrown into the happiest state ever. Call it a mood swing, either way I'm happy to be alive

  • Lol, In Utero...

  • 5:29 GET EVERYONE TO WHORSHIP ME! :)

  • LOOK AT THIS BUNNY!!!

    Awsome beyond words.

  • I got an "A" on Intelligent Design. In 100 questions I answered: "God did it"!

    The easiest exam ever!

  • I can't give 5 stars anymore D: am I gonna get cholera?

  • cheeta's are so fast because the cheat

  • God was WASTED!

  • God is always great

  • 2+2=The Devil.....so true.

  • Why are there always religious advertisements on the sidebars of these videos?

  • @Thebluesrockmusic Christian youtube staff

  • @Thebluesrockmusic Because it relates to the words in the description. God will be in there along with religion.

  • @Thebluesrockmusic If you want to remove it, get adblock plus. Solved.

  • @Thebluesrockmusic because you dont hav adblock

  • He took religiosil didn't he?

  • God cursed the Earth when Adam and Eve sinned. Creating disease and everything else that is evil. Why? because it was broken and fallen

  • @Mcgif21 Yeah, totally doesn't sound like God's a dick. amirite?

  • @Mcgif21 they did not sinned they ate an apple. which made them sinned and it has always fascinate me why god would even put an Apple tree in the first place and tell them they should not eat it.

  • @gato123452 Doing contrary to what God wants is sin.....and I don't know the real reason why God put a tree there. But God does. I have speculated though that either the tree was placed there so that when we were ready we could partake of the fruits. Or it was there simply for God to see if man would be faithful. But the third and most likely is that He simply willed it to be there. And He simply willed the fall of man. Just as an author creates a crisis to show people a purpose so God does.

  • i know the song, the artist and GOD!!! Just kidding, i don't know any magic gods!

  • @maptlbh I know a few. Their names are J.K. Rowling, Steven King(to a point), Dean Koontz, someone other than that dumbshit who wrote twishit.

  • The funny thing is, the bunny and the flower probably WERE designed... by humans! Selective breeding made the bunny cuter and the flower prettier by our own standards.

  • LOOK AT TIS BUNNEH!!!!

  • Fact: The Concept of Evolution PREDATES Christianity. Aristotle suggested it, nad he might not even have been the 1st

  • 6:24 - 6:27 is hilarious. XD Best facepalm ever! :P

  • Haha, at first I thought "Intelijunt Dezine 101" said "Intelijunt Dezine lol". XD

  • i wodner how Creationists and their almighty god who LOVES humans can explain Roundworms aka Nematodes, please do not research them if you are not prepared to hurl, they are a group of worm designed to be a parasite and live off of and eventually kill other creatures, their pretty nasty and they come in many sizes, some even nearly microscopic, now not all Roundworms are fatal to the host but they certainly dont HELP said animal or humans health

  • @Lavos2007 THey sound as cool as the lung fluke !!

  • Wait I can't vote 5 stars....looks like it's cholera :(

  • look at this bunny! look at this bunny!!! hahahahhaha!!!

  • Out of all of darkmatters video's this one is my favorite, I absolutely Love it when jeffry ask's god! WTF is that? about the aids virus..this is one funny video..

  • 9th day he creates Sierra Nevada brewing co.?

  • I hate to play devil's advocate here, but how did god get drunk before the advent of microorganisms?

  • while i watched this an ad poped up for bible school

  • DRUNK SCIENCE!

  • Dear Christians, It is not the atheist's job to explain the Universe to you, how it came to be, or why. I know you hate us and hope that we burn in your mythical hell forever, but please understand, we simply do not believe in any Gods, and most especially we don't believe in YOUR god, okay? Quit asking us to explain evolution also. It's not our job. We just want to live our lives without your silly ideas or angry "god" in our heads. If you stop bothering us we'll stop calling you stupid.

  • @politicoochie09 Personally, even if they stop bothering me, i'm not sure if i can ever identify any of them with out using the term ignoramus. Not be be confused with the ignoramasorus who was as stupid diansour who lived in the garden with adem even and the magic talking snake, ridden around by a 600 year old guy who built a boat, thousands of years ago, that was complete; with HVAC, plumbing and refrigeration.

  • @maptlbh LOL!  Ditto that!

  • @politicoochie09 :)  Glad someone liked it !!

  • @politicoochie09  no we won't

  • @cvp63 I know.

  • @politicoochie09 Unfortuantely we don't want you to burn in hell. And unfortuantely we love you. So unfortunately for you I will be the most annoying person on this Earth so that you won't have to experience hell.

  • @Mcgif21 You may not want anyone to burn in hell, but your god does. Otherwise, he wouldn't have bothered to create such an idiotic infinite punishment for a finite (thought) crime. Too bad you can't see that it's actually your god (Yahweh/Jesus) that's the evil one. You're gonna be pretty surprised when you discover that Yahweh/Jesus burns everybody, including "believers", or especially believers. Maybe he'll roast you over a pit and have you for dinner! Ah, that savory smell! (Leviticus)

  • @politicoochie09 Our crime is sin. Sin is not finite it is infinite. Sin effects mankind as a whole and even the fallen physical universe. "all have fallen short of the glory of God" "they have all together turned away" "the wages of sin is death". Meaning that when God created everything He said "it is good". All the things in this universe that are not good will be destroyed. That means everything in this universe will be destroyed because it is fallen and broken.

  • @Mcgif21 Riiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhhhht­! And you know all this based on the vast amount evidence located where? The inside of your head? Oh, I see!  The inside of your head and all the imaginary goop that goes on in there is the evidence and the authority for all those details you gave me about spirits, and where they go, and where they come from. You must be a brilliant scientist! I can't wait to see you on the cover of Newsweek!

  • @politicoochie09 Simply reading the Word of God bro

  • @Mcgif21 That's your answer? You saying "Word of God" is supposed to make me go, "Oh, well, I didn't know THAT! That old Word of God is so provable and scientific! Excuse me! Sorry to disagree!" No, what you're reading is contradictory gobblety-gook written by sheepherders that thought the world was flat and the empty space part of the sky was a solid. Seriously, you're reading an outdated book, actually a compilation of books that don't even agree with each other on the same myth.

  • @politicoochie09 You say it was written by sheepherders although that isn't completely true Ill go with it. God did have the shepherds visit Jesus as a baby. And King David was in fact a shepherd before he was King. But Im not suprised you think the Bible is foolish because the Bible itself says "God uses the weak and foolish things of this world to make the proud become humble and the wise become fools" it also says "Christ is the stumbling block of offense"

  • @Mcgif21 The Bible is a poor reference for anything. It contradicts itself not only from one book to another, but from one page to another. You're wasting your time quoting from such a lousy source. That's like me quoting "Harry Potter" to help you learn how to fix a toilet. It's meaningless. I know you're trying to sound "wise" by quoting this stuff, but you come across as foolish and ignorant. The next time you stumble over your Christ, don't bother to get up. You belong down there.

  • @politicoochie09 It doesn't contradict itself at all but ok. Ill leave you alone but just leave knowing that there is a God that loves you

  • @Mcgif21 Should I get out my list of the hundreds of contradictions in the Bible? Seriously, if you think it does NOT contradict itself, then you haven't actually read the Bible. And, if you haven't read the Bible, why do you bother saying you're a Christian? I urge you to, please, read it. This is not an unusual request. In fact, you'll find most atheists encourage people to read the Bible, because we know there is nothing that will make a person an atheist faster than reading that book.

  • @Mcgif21 Yes it does contradict itself, it is funny how much "christians" havnt even read the bible. And no god doesnt love anyone, he doesnt exist.