Most of the Chiefs at my command have seen this and laughed their assess off at it. They don't take it seriously and have a pretty good sense of humor; maybe because they're all sub-qualled Chiefs. I've had good and bad Chiefs, like I've had good and bad 1st Classes; you see it all in an organization like the Navy. It is what it is. I get a laugh out of this, morale restored. Back to work.
Micro-manage, getting fat, forget my roots, playing favorites, drinking coffee, hands in pockets, shit on blue shirts, double standard and suck the COB's dick pretty much sums up 99% of the chiefs in the navy. Everything else is just a bonus of hilarity.
I didn't see a good chief's mess until I got out and went into the reserves. My last ship's Chief's Mess was so bad that the 7th fleet admiral personally flew down to bitch out the chief's during an all hands captain's call. needless to say it didn't work for too long.
@TheNinerfan87 The average navy chief spends 20+ years of his life serving on a ship away from family, away from his country and in dangerous hostile waters all for the sake of the United States. A dedication that is of the highest honor. A chief does not care about about money, or needless things. He is devoted to giving you a chance to speak the bull shit you speak now. Your attempt to make yourself look better than ever one else has failed.
@crazy4sian No it doesnt any sense of humor anymore, Navys gone from the Salty image of a hard partying drunken fighter to basicly a 45 year old virgin drinking a broccoli shake who sings im an oscar meyer weenie... Needless to say I cant wait to get out, just 6 months left. 6 years of this bullshit is enough..
Just another nigger with a wanna-be-nigger that thought the Navy was a free ride then got in trouble. Hooked up with someone with a little techno-savvy and put together a video to slam the finest community in the United States Armed Services. What a shame these Nut-Lickers couldn't put their talent and energy to a better use. Most likely a civilian now, unemployed, dealing or smoking crack. Sounds like it came from spook street.
I am a Chief and think this shit is funny as hell...I haven't forgotten where I come from and actually take care of my people....and I'm more physically fit than all of the kids coming out of boot camp. So if you want to be like a Chief, be like those who you respect and learn from, not an E-7 pretending.
everyone please watch this video my friends sister has downs syndrome and they are trying to raise awareness, her mom says ""Just because she has a "syndrome" does not make her any less a person." please help them out by suscribing and spreading the word!
I don't care what anyone says. Everything in this video is completely true a large majority of chiefs forget where they came from. All they do know is fuck everyone else over just to get ahead.
This video is funny as hell. People need to stop raging so much and just get a good laugh. After all, it's generally poor form to be known as the guy who can't take a joke, especially on a sub.
Just relax and get a laugh of it. There is enough drama at work, do we really need to bring it here as well?
Maybe you should have stayed in the navy and made Chief. Then you could have shown us all how it should have been done. What? You couldn't make Chief you say! Imagine my suprise.
@TheNinerfan87 No, fuck YOU, you fuckin' fuck! I'll drop both my anchors on your tired ass... Aren't you late for the Occupy Nothing meeting? Now piss off before you get trolled even worse. You're embarrassing yourself...
@Fanucci34 OH NO, your going to drop your anchors on me? FUCK YOU FAGGOT, you fucken gayve loser, ur ass is still in cuz ur a fucken PUSSY, u cant face the real world, now go make sure the head is clean bitch!!!!haha
@TheNinerfan87 Wrong, asshole. First off, learn to spell. Second, I'm honorably retired, then got a job because unlike you, I CAN make it in the real world with the skills I learned as a CHIEF. Now seriously, go away. You're bothering me while I'm trying to enjoy myself.
@dpensyl626 Typical E-7 response. You fail to see the humor and you do not have the ability to laugh at yourself. Now put your knee pads back on and go finish off the COB.
At my most recent command, we had such a high chief turnover that in the two years I was there, I worked for 8 different chiefs. I got a new chief every three months, on average. Only three if them deserves their rank. The other five are perfectly described by this video. Maybe it was a shore duty thing, because most of the chiefs on my ship **were** deserving of their rank.
For all the chiefs commenting on here and all the shit bags whining about bad chiefs ones... all I have to say is that it is because of chiefs that I owe the safety of my family at my current command. I've got the best chiefs. If you are good to your chiefs they are good to you. I owe them my life and service. They've busted their balls for my family and myself. So for for the little whiners. Stop whining. And for the chiefs on here... thank you very much.
It may not apply, but I am proud of my rank. Our others hiding who they really are, how long they served or if they ever should have joined in the first place.?
I really feel sorry that todays Chiefs Mess is not doing their job. I read about it every week in Navy Times, and I am getting an ear full from this video. I guarantee you would have liked to have me as your SCPO. We would work hard to get the units work done and play hard. I hope all of you find a "True" Chief before you retire.
'Navy in a joint command- experience has demonstrated that I have received better mentorship, technical and military, from AF and Army E-7s than NAVY SNCOs.
@usspueblo It's people like you that makes the Navy horrible for everyone else. In my 4 years, I have never seen a bunch of corrupt, back stabbing, double standard enforcing group of individuals than E7's and above. Being ignorant and refusing to acknowledge the problems just makes you look stupid. Before I joined, I had dreams to stay in 20+ years. You people disgusted me so much I did my 4 years and split and I commend you for that. I am now attending college and will be getting a real job.
I'm a Chief and I think this video is hilarious. No sense in getting pissed off about it. It's very true for some people, not just in the Navy but the rest of the branches as well.
For you guys showing so much hatred for the Chief's community in general, (especially TheNinerfan87), I'm just sorry that in your broad experience (of 5 years in the Navy), that all you experienced was the negative side of the Mess. I hope that on the golden paved streets of law enforcement, your luck is better.
Must have been made by an E-7! A True CPO is the answer and doesn't worry if he will make SCPO. We drink coffee, are the first one to be aboard and never late! This sickens me.
@usspueblo this makes me laugh XD lighten up chief!! unless its true it should affect you correct? but coffee yes that is true.... fuck the rover so true.... department training so true... favoritism so true..... fucking over people should be added as well =) shi-shi-shipmate!
I am a Chief. I find no insult in this. You know why? Because I know I am not one of them. Besides the drinking coffee. I just had surgery on monday, and in recovery, I had "blue shirts" coming in an out visiting this Chief. They made me feel good about who I am in my uniform. As for those Chiefs who can take this and reflect their career....which one are you? Are you a Chief? For the people, The Navy?
during my time in service, i have only met two REAL chiefs who stood by the CPO creed. Other than that it was just a bunch of shitbags wwho knew how to take a test and knew how to use kneepads
@stevelevy1989 I've only met two guys in the Navy who actually know how to do their jobs. We're gonna go to install a new pipeline: what do the officers bring? A pen, one piece of paper and a six-inch ruler.
obviously those who are talking shit either are, or have been chiefs. Even if you didnt, you have to know someone that did. Remember back before you put on khaki's and lost all of your brains.... there was a chief somewhere that acted just like this.
@LargeRon1: This isnt YOUR Navy. It's OUR Navy. I love how people take ownership of an organization that they had NO PART in creating... YOU are just a tiny tool used by uncle sam.
@yankiboquense come on old man u really think ur old ass could hang with a young buck like myself plllleeeaasse give me a brake, ur an alcoholic, ur probably fat, ur out of shape, and plus i stayed in san diego i never seen any chiefs out and about cuz they know some young shipmates wanna fuck them up, so shut the fuck up old fuck and go back to your miserable navy life!!!!!! BITCH
@TheNinerfan87 Dude, I am 40 yrs old. I am probably old and you may kick my ass. But I will still fuck you up. I am not out of shape and I rarely drink. Apparently you are a stupid young fuck who probably never amounted to anything. As my miserable life in the Navy, I retire next year in January. Let me know if you want an invite. You will have plenty of chances at some good Chiefs. Including this one. You still have no balls dude. But will send you an invite. Let me know.
@RichEdMas i actually amounted to serving in the navy for 5 years old man, and now i free and going into law enforcement, a real career were i will be making the double of what ur miserable navy pay pays u, when i retire i wont have to work u in the other hand, will have to work if u dont want to live off a 1500 pay day, and i bet ur ass got forced retire haha, the navy just sets u back in life, what a waste, and no thank u, im pretty fucken tired of seeing navy shit already... go clean somthing
@TheNinerfan87 You are full of hate. I hope you understand that you will start from the bottom and have to work your way up, just the same way the Navy does it. I can tell you that I was not forced out. I decided to leave because I can not leave my kids and wife for another deployment. FED UP with deploying. This is my last reply to you....but you are still welcome to come to my ceremony, or if you want to meet up. You can have the chance of meeting me "AND SLAP THE FUCK OUT OF". YOU DARE?
@TheNinerfan87 I don't know what place you are going to serve as a first responder, but you might consider some community college writing classes, And, if you try to arrest me, I will bring money, guns, lawyers and a college degree to yo ass. Oh God, CA, I should've known. You couldn't pass any other test. Poster child for the dumming down of America. With a union pension. Don't look at VA when you're state is broke. Fuck off.
@TheNinerfan87 Five years? What the fuck do you even know about dedication? What do you even know about being a real Chief? Nothing. You're going into law enforcement, but I hope it's a department which can recognize a sack of shit when they see one. I don't guess you'll make it past that probationary period where they pay you about half of what full officers make. I sure know it's not a state police situation. Probably a CO at some shit jailhouse...
@TheNinerfan87 Dude, I am 40 yrs old. I am probably old and you may kick my ass. But I will still fuck you up. I am not out of shape and I rarely drink. Apparently you are a stupid young fuck who probably never amounted to anything. As my miserable life in the Navy, I retire next year in January. Let me know if you want an invite. You will have plenty of chances at some good Chiefs. Including this one. You still have no balls dude. But will send you an invite. Let me know.
When I hear shine a flashlight I just think back to one feild day my cob comes down the p way dual weilding flashlights flashin them off to put his foot up agangs ass
There are so many khakis that need to learn the difference between a Chief and an E-7. Of course, now there are so many E-7's they outnumber the true Chiefs.
oh god my instructors at my A school told me too look this up...fucking hilarious, but if my chief heard me singing this shit, he'd kill string me up XD prob throw me on rover watch
This is pretty funny. I did a lot of that shit, but I never shit on a blue shirt that didn't deserve it. And I never stood more than 3 section watch as a Chief, except when I just took myself off the watchbill entirely. Yep f*ckers, because I could. Rank has its privileges. Still the video was funny. I just hope the whiners on here have long and successful careers in private industry where of course there won't be anyone in charge....lol. stupid f*cks, there is always going to be a Chief.
@LargeRon1 former IT1, and that RHIP bull is just that, BULL! lead by example and all that, yes there are always "chiefs" just not always ones with a superiority complex.The navy is the only branch with an E7+ mess, and chiefs think they are special.I think the funniest thing I ever saw was while IA, a chief tried to set up a "Chiefs mess" in AFG and the army CSM FLIPPED out and made him set with the lowest ranking E's he could find...in charge doent equal being a jerk off unless your in the nav
A ship is big enough to fit a boat inside. A boat only contains its crew and whatever else, not other boats. A submarine is considered a boat & the Navy does call it that.
The lightskinned guy in front @0:55 was my CMC on the USS Wasp....we were doing pt that day at portsmouth shipyard in 2008......man this brings back memories. He's now Force Master Chief!!!
there are good chiefs but mostly backstabbing diggity chiefs are who i come across. the real reason to stay in and become a chief, from what i've seen, is to escape from your families and fuck prostitutes in other countries. This goes for most those family men in the navy. E6 and below, chiefs, and officers. Get some fucking morals. BTW,....fucka chief.
This is funny as all hell. If you can't find humor in it you haven't looked around the Navy lately. However for every 1 Chief getting in trouble there has gotta be 10 E-5 and below doing the same if not worse... Go to a CVN and you will see that statistically speaking that's gotta be pretty accurate. Always about 10-20 restrictoids at a time, many are not repeat offenders. Please make a part 2 or pick another to make fun of. There 's gotta be enough ammo in the news lately to make another.
Ohhh man, I love this song. Only a sailor can really appreciate it.
mormegil2 6 days ago
Most of the Chiefs at my command have seen this and laughed their assess off at it. They don't take it seriously and have a pretty good sense of humor; maybe because they're all sub-qualled Chiefs. I've had good and bad Chiefs, like I've had good and bad 1st Classes; you see it all in an organization like the Navy. It is what it is. I get a laugh out of this, morale restored. Back to work.
CdrMcNeil 1 week ago
@CdrMcNeil yeah all the chiefs on my boat thought this was hilarious. The 7 section one got me though
BADDOOD 1 week ago
ah the goat locker... basically the Navy's version of the mafia.
lol
83Tubes 2 weeks ago
BURNING FLICKS LIKE A C HIEF!
collado757 2 weeks ago
Love. It.
TheFadedFate 3 weeks ago
clearly 30 chiefs have seen this
beenieweenie1986 1 month ago
"FUCK THE ROVER... LIKE A CHIEF" LMAO Our chief fucks with us soooo much when we are on roving watch
LtTrenz 1 month ago
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Hellz yea, jettison those queerbait crackerjacks and don a REAL uniform, dats what makin chief is all bout boy!!!
PopBubblewrappable 1 month ago
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PopBubblewrappable 1 month ago
this song has hit it dead on.. wheres the next song!!!!!!!!!
blugod28 1 month ago
Fuck I met quite a few while I was in!
DocteurSeabass 1 month ago
I got pinned As C/CPO and i came home and listened to this song for hours :)
CaNdYBrA8 1 month ago
Micro-manage, getting fat, forget my roots, playing favorites, drinking coffee, hands in pockets, shit on blue shirts, double standard and suck the COB's dick pretty much sums up 99% of the chiefs in the navy. Everything else is just a bonus of hilarity.
doseofreality100 1 month ago
One day I hope to be an E-7 too!
TheCrapocalypse 1 month ago
I've yet to meet a Chief I didn't like.
AnchorsAweigh2010 1 month ago
I didn't see a good chief's mess until I got out and went into the reserves. My last ship's Chief's Mess was so bad that the 7th fleet admiral personally flew down to bitch out the chief's during an all hands captain's call. needless to say it didn't work for too long.
blackpinklacey 1 month ago
ILL STILL BE MAKING MORE THAN A CHIEF!!!!! LOL, and its for the county assface
TheNinerfan87 1 month ago
@TheNinerfan87 The average navy chief spends 20+ years of his life serving on a ship away from family, away from his country and in dangerous hostile waters all for the sake of the United States. A dedication that is of the highest honor. A chief does not care about about money, or needless things. He is devoted to giving you a chance to speak the bull shit you speak now. Your attempt to make yourself look better than ever one else has failed.
DoctorNerdist 1 month ago
shi-shi-shi-shi Shipmate! Shipmating has to be the most degrading and insulting thing I can remember...
Glockgeist 2 months ago
I am a petty officer fourth class :) LIKE A FOURTH CLASS!!!
iamenjoi 2 months ago 5
@iamenjoi i hope youre kidding
iamadjentemen 2 months ago
@iamadjentemen Hahaha about what?!
iamenjoi 2 months ago
@iamenjoi In whose navy? There is no 4th class rank in the USN
schneider1776 2 months ago
@schneider1776 That was the joke.. I am a Fireman. Get it? E-3 = Petty officer fourth class? lol nevermind.
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@iamenjoi navy has fourth classes?
ragnotgizmo 1 month ago
i heard the guy who made this got discharged.
Crypt1cmyst1c 3 months ago
@Crypt1cmyst1c I heard the Navy has no sense of humor either.
crazy4sian 2 months ago
@crazy4sian No it doesnt any sense of humor anymore, Navys gone from the Salty image of a hard partying drunken fighter to basicly a 45 year old virgin drinking a broccoli shake who sings im an oscar meyer weenie... Needless to say I cant wait to get out, just 6 months left. 6 years of this bullshit is enough..
Avenge911 2 months ago 2
1:51 Fuck the Rover. Haha I've been there.
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Just another nigger with a wanna-be-nigger that thought the Navy was a free ride then got in trouble. Hooked up with someone with a little techno-savvy and put together a video to slam the finest community in the United States Armed Services. What a shame these Nut-Lickers couldn't put their talent and energy to a better use. Most likely a civilian now, unemployed, dealing or smoking crack. Sounds like it came from spook street.
FranticsRoyal 3 months ago
thats not a chief its an E7...still funny tho.
luwi33 3 months ago
I am a Chief and think this shit is funny as hell...I haven't forgotten where I come from and actually take care of my people....and I'm more physically fit than all of the kids coming out of boot camp. So if you want to be like a Chief, be like those who you respect and learn from, not an E-7 pretending.
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everyone please watch this video my friends sister has downs syndrome and they are trying to raise awareness, her mom says ""Just because she has a "syndrome" does not make her any less a person." please help them out by suscribing and spreading the word!
youtube.com/watch?v=jcMQ6-vfRzg
devpoke513 4 months ago in playlist devpoke513's Favorited Videos
shipmates a bad word.
hooyahnavyad 4 months ago
@hooyahnavyad I prefer nautical co-worker.
deadkennedy00 3 months ago
Hooyah Navy! The lyrics are great
jcolley0581 4 months ago
Nice
MrCurtisEFlush 4 months ago
I don't care what anyone says. Everything in this video is completely true a large majority of chiefs forget where they came from. All they do know is fuck everyone else over just to get ahead.
GeoExpansionify 4 months ago 2
MMN2(SS) present.
This video is funny as hell. People need to stop raging so much and just get a good laugh. After all, it's generally poor form to be known as the guy who can't take a joke, especially on a sub.
Just relax and get a laugh of it. There is enough drama at work, do we really need to bring it here as well?
luminozero 4 months ago
holy shit rofl...
lavaxgirl 4 months ago
Awesome... You forgot "watch Oprah... Like a chief". And my favorite "keep my division here for no reason... Like a chief"
mountaindew526 4 months ago 25
Youtube sucks
diverXII 4 months ago
It is a pretty good video tho'.
dpensyl626 4 months ago
Maybe you should have stayed in the navy and made Chief. Then you could have shown us all how it should have been done. What? You couldn't make Chief you say! Imagine my suprise.
dpensyl626 4 months ago
@dpensyl626 your a fagg, fuck u and all chiefs
TheNinerfan87 4 months ago
@TheNinerfan87 No, fuck YOU, you fuckin' fuck! I'll drop both my anchors on your tired ass... Aren't you late for the Occupy Nothing meeting? Now piss off before you get trolled even worse. You're embarrassing yourself...
Fanucci34 2 months ago
@Fanucci34 OH NO, your going to drop your anchors on me? FUCK YOU FAGGOT, you fucken gayve loser, ur ass is still in cuz ur a fucken PUSSY, u cant face the real world, now go make sure the head is clean bitch!!!!haha
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@TheNinerfan87 Wrong, asshole. First off, learn to spell. Second, I'm honorably retired, then got a job because unlike you, I CAN make it in the real world with the skills I learned as a CHIEF. Now seriously, go away. You're bothering me while I'm trying to enjoy myself.
Fanucci34 1 month ago
@dpensyl626 Typical E-7 response. You fail to see the humor and you do not have the ability to laugh at yourself. Now put your knee pads back on and go finish off the COB.
ET1Hock 3 months ago
@dpensyl626 would rather have a real career, you could keep your fucken navy, you dumb fuck!!!!!
TheNinerfan87 3 months ago
this is hilarious cause its soo true, lol !!!!!!
panteraMex87 5 months ago
At my most recent command, we had such a high chief turnover that in the two years I was there, I worked for 8 different chiefs. I got a new chief every three months, on average. Only three if them deserves their rank. The other five are perfectly described by this video. Maybe it was a shore duty thing, because most of the chiefs on my ship **were** deserving of their rank.
Navych1ck 5 months ago
For all the chiefs commenting on here and all the shit bags whining about bad chiefs ones... all I have to say is that it is because of chiefs that I owe the safety of my family at my current command. I've got the best chiefs. If you are good to your chiefs they are good to you. I owe them my life and service. They've busted their balls for my family and myself. So for for the little whiners. Stop whining. And for the chiefs on here... thank you very much.
skipperamerica 5 months ago
@skipperamerica I appreciate your service and thanks for the nice comments about the Mess.
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bikebone73 5 months ago
Welcome to the new season! CPO Selectees everywhere are now searching for this video.
dogcatga 5 months ago 3
It may not apply, but I am proud of my rank. Our others hiding who they really are, how long they served or if they ever should have joined in the first place.?
usspueblo 5 months ago
Awesome.
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cheerfulhippieboobs 6 months ago
I really feel sorry that todays Chiefs Mess is not doing their job. I read about it every week in Navy Times, and I am getting an ear full from this video. I guarantee you would have liked to have me as your SCPO. We would work hard to get the units work done and play hard. I hope all of you find a "True" Chief before you retire.
usspueblo 6 months ago
'Navy in a joint command- experience has demonstrated that I have received better mentorship, technical and military, from AF and Army E-7s than NAVY SNCOs.
Chiefs, please clean your 'mess' up.
boobtuber06 6 months ago
Good Luck! GT505
usspueblo 6 months ago
@usspueblo shi-shi-shipmate!!
pires4 6 months ago
That's Senior Chief to you and not worth a response. PS: learn to put sentences together correctly.
usspueblo 6 months ago
@usspueblo It's people like you that makes the Navy horrible for everyone else. In my 4 years, I have never seen a bunch of corrupt, back stabbing, double standard enforcing group of individuals than E7's and above. Being ignorant and refusing to acknowledge the problems just makes you look stupid. Before I joined, I had dreams to stay in 20+ years. You people disgusted me so much I did my 4 years and split and I commend you for that. I am now attending college and will be getting a real job.
GT5005 6 months ago in playlist NAVY
@usspueblo
This is youtube so your rank does not apply.
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soulassssns 5 months ago
I'm a Chief and I think this video is hilarious. No sense in getting pissed off about it. It's very true for some people, not just in the Navy but the rest of the branches as well.
For you guys showing so much hatred for the Chief's community in general, (especially TheNinerfan87), I'm just sorry that in your broad experience (of 5 years in the Navy), that all you experienced was the negative side of the Mess. I hope that on the golden paved streets of law enforcement, your luck is better.
CTMFGMAIL 6 months ago 7
@CTMFGMAIL By some people I think you mean about 99% of the chief population
doseofreality100 1 month ago
Must have been made by an E-7! A True CPO is the answer and doesn't worry if he will make SCPO. We drink coffee, are the first one to be aboard and never late! This sickens me.
usspueblo 6 months ago
@usspueblo this makes me laugh XD lighten up chief!! unless its true it should affect you correct? but coffee yes that is true.... fuck the rover so true.... department training so true... favoritism so true..... fucking over people should be added as well =) shi-shi-shipmate!
925explicit 6 months ago 2
Funny Shit
GuyTBennett 6 months ago
This shit is extremely true. How sad it is
Sayhello2nick 6 months ago
I am a Chief. I find no insult in this. You know why? Because I know I am not one of them. Besides the drinking coffee. I just had surgery on monday, and in recovery, I had "blue shirts" coming in an out visiting this Chief. They made me feel good about who I am in my uniform. As for those Chiefs who can take this and reflect their career....which one are you? Are you a Chief? For the people, The Navy?
yankiboquense 6 months ago
suck the cob dick ... =D
pk4l 6 months ago
21 cook sucking chiefs don't like this video. lol
SuperCali1985 6 months ago 2
@SuperCali1985 LOL
BadassArmyChick 2 months ago
Ohhhh Senior!
RDHDTM 6 months ago
during my time in service, i have only met two REAL chiefs who stood by the CPO creed. Other than that it was just a bunch of shitbags wwho knew how to take a test and knew how to use kneepads
stevelevy1989 6 months ago 41
@stevelevy1989 I've only met two guys in the Navy who actually know how to do their jobs. We're gonna go to install a new pipeline: what do the officers bring? A pen, one piece of paper and a six-inch ruler.
LordScouticus 4 months ago
@stevelevy1989 So you knew 2 Chiefs and a bunch of E-7's
Arndush 3 months ago
fucking epic.... and TRUE.
obviously those who are talking shit either are, or have been chiefs. Even if you didnt, you have to know someone that did. Remember back before you put on khaki's and lost all of your brains.... there was a chief somewhere that acted just like this.
@LargeRon1: This isnt YOUR Navy. It's OUR Navy. I love how people take ownership of an organization that they had NO PART in creating... YOU are just a tiny tool used by uncle sam.
eclectictemptations 6 months ago
Like A Chief VS Like a Boss: Which is better?
gman5541 6 months ago
Funny video...
Islandboy8708 7 months ago
Go Navy!!!
Like a chief!!
Luv this song!!
mildril 7 months ago
I WISH I COULD FIND A CHIEF IN THE STREET AND SLAP THE FUCK OUT OF HIM, CANT WAIT TILL I RUN INTO ONE!!!!!!
TheNinerfan87 7 months ago
@TheNinerfan87 You don't have the balls dude. Anytime, come down to Diego. You can find alot of us.
yankiboquense 6 months ago
@yankiboquense come on old man u really think ur old ass could hang with a young buck like myself plllleeeaasse give me a brake, ur an alcoholic, ur probably fat, ur out of shape, and plus i stayed in san diego i never seen any chiefs out and about cuz they know some young shipmates wanna fuck them up, so shut the fuck up old fuck and go back to your miserable navy life!!!!!! BITCH
TheNinerfan87 6 months ago
@TheNinerfan87 Dude, I am 40 yrs old. I am probably old and you may kick my ass. But I will still fuck you up. I am not out of shape and I rarely drink. Apparently you are a stupid young fuck who probably never amounted to anything. As my miserable life in the Navy, I retire next year in January. Let me know if you want an invite. You will have plenty of chances at some good Chiefs. Including this one. You still have no balls dude. But will send you an invite. Let me know.
RichEdMas 6 months ago
@RichEdMas i actually amounted to serving in the navy for 5 years old man, and now i free and going into law enforcement, a real career were i will be making the double of what ur miserable navy pay pays u, when i retire i wont have to work u in the other hand, will have to work if u dont want to live off a 1500 pay day, and i bet ur ass got forced retire haha, the navy just sets u back in life, what a waste, and no thank u, im pretty fucken tired of seeing navy shit already... go clean somthing
TheNinerfan87 6 months ago
@TheNinerfan87 You are full of hate. I hope you understand that you will start from the bottom and have to work your way up, just the same way the Navy does it. I can tell you that I was not forced out. I decided to leave because I can not leave my kids and wife for another deployment. FED UP with deploying. This is my last reply to you....but you are still welcome to come to my ceremony, or if you want to meet up. You can have the chance of meeting me "AND SLAP THE FUCK OUT OF". YOU DARE?
RichEdMas 6 months ago
@TheNinerfan87 I don't know what place you are going to serve as a first responder, but you might consider some community college writing classes, And, if you try to arrest me, I will bring money, guns, lawyers and a college degree to yo ass. Oh God, CA, I should've known. You couldn't pass any other test. Poster child for the dumming down of America. With a union pension. Don't look at VA when you're state is broke. Fuck off.
RDHDTM 4 months ago
@RDHDTM shut ur old ass up and just die old man, ur just a couple of years from being six feet under so i dont blame u for being a mean old man
TheNinerfan87 4 months ago
@TheNinerfan87 Five years? What the fuck do you even know about dedication? What do you even know about being a real Chief? Nothing. You're going into law enforcement, but I hope it's a department which can recognize a sack of shit when they see one. I don't guess you'll make it past that probationary period where they pay you about half of what full officers make. I sure know it's not a state police situation. Probably a CO at some shit jailhouse...
Fanucci34 1 month ago
@TheNinerfan87 Dude, I am 40 yrs old. I am probably old and you may kick my ass. But I will still fuck you up. I am not out of shape and I rarely drink. Apparently you are a stupid young fuck who probably never amounted to anything. As my miserable life in the Navy, I retire next year in January. Let me know if you want an invite. You will have plenty of chances at some good Chiefs. Including this one. You still have no balls dude. But will send you an invite. Let me know.
yankiboquense 6 months ago
give this a like to be the 666th like
willphillify 7 months ago
turn over ...drink more coffe and f*ck the rover omg lmao!!!
mspoeticmagic 7 months ago
When I hear shine a flashlight I just think back to one feild day my cob comes down the p way dual weilding flashlights flashin them off to put his foot up agangs ass
CJ090 7 months ago
LMAO Oh God, I'm glad my Senior Chiefs aren't that crazy!
LtSettaiTenshi 8 months ago
holy shit I laughed so hard. (former ET2)
raymundoserrato 8 months ago
Whoa I know that JO lol
I miss you Sir! you were the best MWR Pres. ever
417noelia 8 months ago
ET3 (SU) like a boss
dorgodorato 8 months ago
My Chief sure ass hell drinks a lot of coffee and has gone through many divorces, but he is pretty cool though.
MilitaryBratPixie 8 months ago 2
Shipmating... ? WTF hahaha
LawdMyEyes 8 months ago
My Chief is 1:06 hahahahaha
emmanopg 8 months ago
20 chiefs didn't enjoy this video
xXcoastiegirlXx 9 months ago
There are so many khakis that need to learn the difference between a Chief and an E-7. Of course, now there are so many E-7's they outnumber the true Chiefs.
CireLepeod 9 months ago
OUTSTANDING!!! Boot shining, blueshirt heating, credit stealing fucking chiefs! The newly frocked ones are the worst
ThemBuns 9 months ago
hooyah submarines
slimeball6969 9 months ago
I've been out for a while and I still don't like Chiefs.
SK22000 9 months ago
@SK22000 I wonder why you never made chief
slimeball6969 9 months ago
Probably because I don't suck dick
SK22000 9 months ago
@SK22000 yeah that makes perfect sense.....
slimeball6969 9 months ago
hahaha never gets old!!!
airframer22 9 months ago
Haha. Still funny. :)
burner087 9 months ago
FUCK THE ROVER LOL
Checking JO
Crushing DREAMS OMG LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KitanaiharE 9 months ago
@KitanaiharE
What does '' JO '' mean? Great vid!
Vova993 8 months ago
@Vova993 Junior Officer
KitanaiharE 8 months ago
@KitanaiharE
Thanks
Vova993 8 months ago
@Vova993 JO= Junior Officer.
Heimsoth1979 8 months ago
like A CHIEF
theJRLMchannel 9 months ago
Shipmating! ahhhahaha!!!
TheRealDealio 9 months ago
oh god my instructors at my A school told me too look this up...fucking hilarious, but if my chief heard me singing this shit, he'd kill string me up XD prob throw me on rover watch
darkflameSG 10 months ago
Love it!
candicehayden88 10 months ago
This shit is fucken LEGIT
NAVYPorcAirmenAM 10 months ago
chiefs do love their coffee and divorces
docbristow 10 months ago 25
Whoever made this video must've hated someone! Nice job guys.
CutieBPhat 10 months ago
I will NEVER make chief. I took my second class test five fuckin times. Joined the reserves after my time, and guess what. still havent made it. LOL.
Port and starboard... no no no. 7 Sections! hahahaha
blackpinklacey 10 months ago
I'm a retired Chief and I'm LMAO! Fricking hilarious!
mdsopr 10 months ago
@mdsopr and true, dont lie! lolololol
blackpinklacey 10 months ago
Damn, that was hilarious! You got skillz there!
xmustanguyx 10 months ago
fucking classic i cant stop rolling every time i hear this song!!! MM2 baby!!!
s70driver2005 10 months ago
did you know that you can git rid of thows pop up things. stop the video THEN go to 1:02 and go to the coner and click the X.
MrMaximfox 10 months ago
Damn straight!
AW1Tim 10 months ago
OMFG i need this as a ringtone i just made cheif!
TheAkonhater 10 months ago
@TheAkonhater Haha NICE! I do have this as a ring tone for my phone.
I'll make Chief in about 12 more years though LOL!
Robin360 10 months ago
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treynich87 10 months ago
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treynich87 10 months ago
@TheAkonhater, Results aren't even out yet and you spelled Chief wrong
tomyura 8 months ago
HOLY S*** i lol'd so much at this video. Every E6 and below (Navy) can relate to these dirt bag chiefs and KNOWS its true.
19 dislikes are Chiefs that are described in this song!
blinkgti 10 months ago
"F*ck a NAM, got a COM" HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fyaghost 11 months ago
AWESOME!
wish you had the female chief too..
carolyndavid1959 11 months ago
Gettin DUI's= Like a chief!
Swept it under rug= Like a chief!
Banged a non-rate= Like a chief!
scarfinger45 11 months ago 2
This is pretty funny. I did a lot of that shit, but I never shit on a blue shirt that didn't deserve it. And I never stood more than 3 section watch as a Chief, except when I just took myself off the watchbill entirely. Yep f*ckers, because I could. Rank has its privileges. Still the video was funny. I just hope the whiners on here have long and successful careers in private industry where of course there won't be anyone in charge....lol. stupid f*cks, there is always going to be a Chief.
LargeRon1 11 months ago 5
@LargeRon1 best chief comment ever.
*reaches for buttshark fin*
lighth4zard 11 months ago
@LargeRon1 I retired as an E6. Today I have a retired E7 working for me and I remind him daily WHO IS IN CHARGE! LMAO...
navdad96818 8 months ago 4
@LargeRon1 former IT1, and that RHIP bull is just that, BULL! lead by example and all that, yes there are always "chiefs" just not always ones with a superiority complex.The navy is the only branch with an E7+ mess, and chiefs think they are special.I think the funniest thing I ever saw was while IA, a chief tried to set up a "Chiefs mess" in AFG and the army CSM FLIPPED out and made him set with the lowest ranking E's he could find...in charge doent equal being a jerk off unless your in the nav
GCIAsecurity 7 months ago
@GCIAsecurity Dame right that's what happens haha.
7r3x1992 7 months ago
@LargeRon1 shut the fuck up
dimezthemagicprodusa 7 months ago
@LargeRon1 I have had a long and successful career thus far. Tell me, how's that $1500/month retirement check lasting ya?
NHSparky 7 months ago
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LargeRon1 11 months ago
This was funny as hell! As a retired AM1, I can appreciate the humor and yeah it hits pretty close to home in my memories of "The Chief".
Long Live the Goat!
LOL!!!
oldguyami 11 months ago 2
PROUD TO SERVE!!!!!!
PrdtoSrv 11 months ago
those 18 dislikes are the chiefs that don't like their lives being made fun of.... HAHAHA
blackpinklacey 11 months ago
A ship is big enough to fit a boat inside. A boat only contains its crew and whatever else, not other boats. A submarine is considered a boat & the Navy does call it that.
hfred112009 11 months ago
Number one rule of the Navy...
Don't call it a boat. >.<
UlenTheWise 11 months ago 3
@UlenTheWise not in the submarine force theyre called boats
pires4 11 months ago
LOL
Checking JO's LOL!
Getting fat!
Damn this is funny!
KitanaiharE 11 months ago
hahaha. micromanagin mother fuckers
kolbaba160 1 year ago
The lightskinned guy in front @0:55 was my CMC on the USS Wasp....we were doing pt that day at portsmouth shipyard in 2008......man this brings back memories. He's now Force Master Chief!!!
pt3boomer 1 year ago
there are good chiefs but mostly backstabbing diggity chiefs are who i come across. the real reason to stay in and become a chief, from what i've seen, is to escape from your families and fuck prostitutes in other countries. This goes for most those family men in the navy. E6 and below, chiefs, and officers. Get some fucking morals. BTW,....fucka chief.
skategod18 1 year ago
18 chiefs need a sense of humor
PenguinKnight 1 year ago
HILARIOUS and TRUEEEEEEEE LOL!!!
themediocregamer1 1 year ago
Great job giving into censorship.
radahad000 1 year ago
LOL!! Anytime I find my self about to do something dangerous I can here my favorite micro managment Chief line; "AWWWW DONT BE A PUSSY"
Tarten46 1 year ago
Too fucking funny!
navytim68 1 year ago
hooyah!
regiear1991 1 year ago
I like this LOL.
TonyBtheEG 1 year ago
This is funny as all hell. If you can't find humor in it you haven't looked around the Navy lately. However for every 1 Chief getting in trouble there has gotta be 10 E-5 and below doing the same if not worse... Go to a CVN and you will see that statistically speaking that's gotta be pretty accurate. Always about 10-20 restrictoids at a time, many are not repeat offenders. Please make a part 2 or pick another to make fun of. There 's gotta be enough ammo in the news lately to make another.
gglaeser22 1 year ago
pouse at 0:49
MrMaximfox 1 year ago