Dark Prince Suck [episode 1]

[Onxey]

You will fill full any cunt given Rolf!

[SuperGraDient64]

I am Lucie Liu

[teann95]

his room is downstairs, in a place i like to call, downstairs.

[wimpyturtle47]

You are my new god.

[4sostrander]

Men in Black at 5:10??

[TwilightCat]

end song is dark secret love, by HIM

nice vid =]

[Gresshoppa1]

omg nicely made!

[chisese]

''I'm Lucy Lui, you are my love, I am about to propose!'' LOL

[PaulusAxtonnHyperbyt]

whats the song in the start? lol awesome

[SakuSt]

small rofio only 10 gold.....

[Mastkeiler]

1:50 min Road Rash lol xD

[Eotwth]

lol

[elitegaurdsfriend]

ahhsuses ho

[JManNinja]

whats the song during the intro?

[roostern33b]

it's the king of the hill intro.

[angrymobleader]

@roostern33b

uh No?

king of the hill intro was never used

[Vultar666]

2:35 - 3:20 HAHAHA XDD

[toadshaw91]

he's downstairs in what i like to call the downstairs... HAHA! xD

[Mairheh]

i luv storys and i luv comady so i recomend this guy and thelordofcoruption

[theMODof]

nice use of fart 2:24

[Nahkapatonki]

Please please please lol! I am a virgin! lolz

[AwesomeKalamityProd]

Cool!

[Blake4014]

we got plenty of rufio if you want one. I've got a small rufio available for only 10 gold, whatya say? he's an coger, been livin here for 2,000 years now. If you ask me, his room is downstairs, in what I like to call downstairs. - LOLOLOL HILARIOUSLY FUNNY!!!

[BlahBlahYouWho]

Seven.

[Icettel]

he starts to read porn lolz

[semillasdelorto]

"Rufio ... hehe that's an horrible name " xD jajaaja!!! I crap mah pents

[Smoooosh]

That was great! xD The Lucien parts were hilarious.

btw, what's the ending song? I know what it is but I can't think of the title and it's driving me nuts @_@

[MasterJean72]

'' please, please, I'm a virgin'' haha

[lilshua101]

wat programs do u use to make your videos?

[darklordjp]

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[thickdarkbeer]

shit man that was too funny..the rufio had me rolling..good job

[darklordsandypants]

oh hell yeah this is awesome im subscribing=)

[goreperverter]

loooooooooool maaaaan make a 99999999more i love that !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TacklewebEd]

"i am lucy lucy and you are my love listen carefully for i am about to propose i give you an offering to join my family please i am a virgin" HAHAHA "his room is downstairs in what i like to call downstairs" THIS ROCKS YOU HAVE A GREAT SCENSE OF HUMOR 5 STARS

[thatguykalem]

"His room is downstairs, in what I like to call 'Downstairs'"

[TheWellKnownNobody]

whattttt issss theee colourrrr offf cummmmm?

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[robbiestar171717]

living here for 2000 years now...his room is downstairs in what i like to call downstairs!! lol

[GamerGuy100]

hah, cool

[DrLizShawOBE]

"Rufio? (laughs) That's a horrible name! Well, of course, of course! We got plenty of Rufio if you want one. I got a small Rufio available, only 10 Gold. Whaddya' say?"

The Dremora took a shit on the Imperial Legion Forester!

And something else - what was with the corpse on Rufio's bed?

[MetaDarkness]

Thank you.

On the bed just a random women he apperenly raped. (that was his crime in a game). So there she is and he saying he did not do anything... nothing special really.

[MysticVulture]

Hey man, are you gonna make any more Dark Prince Suck vids? If you are, please tell me!

[MetaDarkness]

Yes I will. It will be up before the end of this month.

Thanks for asking ;)

Cheers bro.

[MysticVulture]

You're welcome, mate.

[MysticVulture]

And is it true that Rufio has been living at the Inn of Ill Omen for 2,000 years?

[XFracek55]

OFC :D

[MysticVulture]

Is it also true that Lucien Lachance- ERM, I mean, Lucy Liu is a virgin? Is it also true that the "great treasure" downstairs, where Rufio, the 2000-year old rapist, is the person he raped? And what is the woman's name?

[H4Z4RD5]

Is it me, or does rufio sound like some sorta drug? ;D

[Omen47]

Well, there are "roofies," it's official name is Flunitrazepam, a common date rape drug known for it hypnotic effects.

[H4Z4RD5]

Atleast someone got it, took 11 months though. xD

[2X1O3]

@DrLizShawOBE probably a dead hooker

[XFracek55]

Inn of Ill omen is now

Brother of Ill Omen from what I hear :D

[XFracek55]

I emant brothel

[Incogneatus]

more like the Inn of Old-Men.

[BlahBlahYouWho]

Old Men, Running the World.

A New Age...

[Schmitty39]

hahahahaha rufio!!looooooooooool brilliant!!

masterpiece!!genious!!

[Entity1490]

*BURP* Excellent!1 I am Lucy Lou, and you, you are my love.

[Entity1490]

*BURP* Excellent!1 I am Lucy Lou, and you, you are my love.

[XFracek55]

MetaDarkness please make more! This is better than Boner! ITS AWESOME

[XFracek55]

*BUUUURP* Excellent!

[XFracek55]

Been living here for 2000 years :D:D:D

[Incogneatus]

"...don't forget to tell your friends: "ain't nobody staying here these days 'cept a bed?""

That kills me every time!

[MetaDarkness]

Haha. Thanks Man. To be honest I did not even plan this one, I just had this "leftovers" from original cut, and they came together like that... when I listened to it, it crack me up... how stupid it sounds...so I decide to keep it.

[connerjohn11]

Lol! I love this, can't wait for more! 5/5

[Shademaster21]

okay,that was the strangest video ive ever seen 5/5

[lancasterjr]

AWESOME!!!

[MorderSchuft]

very very good, interesting and funny.Looked to me really simply but like a golden mean.

Good job :) 5/5

[LordofCorruption]

This... is pure entertainment. Congrats, mate! You did very well with the editing. 5/5

[Rusty7th]

YES!

Finally The dark-brotherhood.

Now I see who killed the Boner,

you're forgiven.

[raditztheradish]

Wooww....

Your intro to this episode was awesome! And the dialogue editing was great! Machinima making must come naturally to you. :D

Great job!

[MetaDarkness]

Thanks alot raditz. I am a big fan of your argonian BTW :).

[Incogneatus]

"I am Lucy Liu"

[francisco646]

Wow, this is awesome!

[Incogneatus]

Haha! I like where this one is going. It's still effective regardless of the graphic quality.

Youtube is supposed to be upping their encoding quality in a few months I think. That february 4th update screwed up the old hex editor duration bug trick to make it a higher resolution.

[s2klutty]

that was kool m8, nice job

[Egger3rd]

This is a fantastic new beginning for a series. I'm getting asthmatic now, and I have to wipe the sprayed saliva off of my monitor screen. Seriously, the dialogue and overall premise is phenominal! Would you mind if I included this series in my little ring of Oblivion Quest Parody Videos? It's a topic on the Oblivion Forums, where I put links to Orc-Blivion, The Drunk Argonian, and the Bargonian Adventures. You've proven that you are more than worthy. :D

[Egger3rd]

Mostly, it just gives Oblivion players who don't browse YouTube a chance to see something hilarious that they would appreciate. Let me know if it's okay to put you in there with the rest of us because that would be super-cool!

[MetaDarkness]

Oh Man that's too much :) A HUGE thank you to you James! You did not even have to ask, I'll be glad and aprisheate if you put me up there. I know the topic on Oblivion Forums you are talking about, I actualy commented there my self (I go by "wanderer13" on forum). Thank you very much.

[MetaDarkness]

And can you give me any advise on how to keep videos look good here on Youtube, quality wise. I was disappointed with it when uploaded this episode. Also I might wanna get other Video editing programm (i use WinMovieMaker now), but I am concernd with my RAM (500mb) and if that programm will work on my comp (I have Ulead VideoStudio 8 SE VCD and it does not work for shit). If you have any suggestions... Thank you again.

[Egger3rd]

For the first five Orc-Blivion episodes, I used Magix Movie Edit Pro 10, which is a 40 dollar program. I reached my limits on it though and started using Sony Vegas 6 for all of my work. It was hard to get used to the different controls and functions, but now I can't see myself going back to Magix for anything.

To make the quality better on YouTube, I usually just export the video as a high-res WMV file. WMV's take up a lot less space and still look amazing if at full resolution.