Roger Clemens 1987 Zest Commercial

[RedSoxNation92]

Rogers never been "fully clean"

[MrsJbone66]

hit that towel roger like oh hell naw you wont see this ass and shkes his head at end hahahahahahaha

[zargotelc5]

Goodness gracious!

[dingles4breakfast]

You can very blatantly see the redhead's breasts.

[FromtheWordsofBR]

I like Zest soap.

[don417]

You're not fully clean until you bang a country singer that is young enough to be your daughter.

[prue6967]

The best part is when he whips the towel like a cape...I cracked the fuck up...not zestfully clean anymore, are we, Roger?

[NYerintransit]

There is nothing wrong with doing steroids.

[formula112967]

@NYerintransit Well, besides the fact that steroids are a controlled substance and is illegal to consume, sell, distribute or manufacture, your right, there is nothing wrong with doing steroids...

But there is something wrong with perjury in front of congress...thats a no-no. Bye-Bye Roger, see ya in the bighouse.

[NYerintransit]

@formula112967 You're telling people what they should do with their bodies. It may be the rule. But its not right, man.

[MrTallica4life]

That soap is made of steroids.

[Kelski1998]

Youre not fully clean until you get ratted out by your "friends" and then face a federal charge for pugery!

[kodiakfred140]

I guess Zest also gives your fastball more zing and increases your stamina... Oh, wait! That's right! It's Winstrol that does that.

[Jiltedin2007]

Better get some Zest before you go to Trial in April, Roger. I think that you'll need it before you go to jail.

[shelturdhell]

@Spr463funny as hell

[monkeynuts76]

he better not pick up that Zest soap bar in prison

[Spr463]

Thank you for posting this, I "misremembered" this commercial.

[connerjo44]

he was clean you fucks

[julianoa4l]

lmao.

how ironic.

roger was always trying to prove hes clean.

[pbrick6301]

I never realized Roger Clemens was such a good singer.

[obamasucksmydick]

@pbrick6301

it's the steroids.

[elfdog100]

At :11 is Sarah SIlverman the girl in the middle?

[Djarra]

@elfdog100 No it's her sister who is also in her show as her sister and was in 'The King of Queens' and lots of other shows.

[tdforgaters444]

oh wow lame?

[KRstar78]

zest is no longer the same and its not as good.

[redfox409]

It's soap ok, yes you will come out clean, That is like 7up saying redicullous bubbly because it's pop.

[readytorock865]

I wonder if Roger Clemens had sexual relations with the teenage girls in the commercial..lol

[HollywoodDerek3]

If You Want Get ZestFully Clean, Switch To Zest.

[Blaze1071]

He ceased to be fully clean when he joined Canseco in Toronto, and was dirty for the rest of his career!!

[driven6996]

HaHa too bad there aren't any gay commercials like these classics anymore LMAO

[JimmyZoole]

I don't care what anyone says about him and I know NO ONE agrees with me. I don't even care if he juiced. I think Roger Clemens is SOOOOO hot. He turns me on like crazy!

[Sempreviva87]

@JimmyZoole yeah i feel like the steroid comments are pretty harsh, considering people juice up a lot more nowadays anyway.

[ezakem]

Calm down budday

[EvanGrayForger]

Roger Clemens is using that towell to cover all the needle marks on his body...This was the last time that Clemens was fully clean.

[cobbfilms]

WHAT A FAG............HAHAAA

[TTOMO]

Clemens looks like Jerry 'The King' Lawler.

[treezX]

like how the old ladys hair isnt even wet, shes all dry lol

[GeorgeVreelandHill]

I wonder if Zest washed away the needle marks.

Anyway, the babes made the commercial worth watching.

George Vreeland Hill

[paktype]

He was a punk then too.

[fropen]

"You're not big and mean, until you drain that needle clean!"

[djeroid2000]

lol!

[steroidsR4losers]

...

[lud77]

wonder if he is really singing

[yomamadontdanz]

Rocket man said he liked steriods so much he now has the most beautiful titties and butthole in the whole state of Texas.

[chubbs399]

he zestfully made his case in congress aparently

[sfgiantsballin]

haha!

[slugit3]

i never known that zest's secret ingredients was steriods

[AlecZebrun]

don't bend over, you'll get a needle in the butt from the rocket

[txdemon666]

Or worse, you might get his rocket.

[Jiltedin2007]

@AlecZebrun Don't worry because when Roger Clemens is in jail, when he bends down to pick up his Zest Soap, he'll be getting something in his Butt, and I guarantee you that it will not be a needle.

[Jiltedin2007]

A question to all who is watching this Commercial about A Phony showing the World how "Zestfully Clean" he is:

How is it possible for you to have won DOUBLE the Cy Young Awards of the Next Pitcher behind you? I have to tell you. IT IS NOT POSSIBLE!

As good as Lefty Steve Carlton was, or Greg Maddux winning 4 Straight Cy Young Awards, and no more after that, the only way that you could double their output IS BY CHEATING!

It's clear cut obvious that Roger Clemens was "On the Juice".

[benjie414]

man that sucked

[Thundergod1985]

he should have thought about a second career in tv jingle singing

[CharlesNigro]

I forgot Roger did this commercial, perhaps because it was epicly bad. This makes Jeter's American Express ads look good.

[craigtnelson1]

Am I the only one who finds it funny that Roger is checking out two fully naked women at 00:23?

[darkhelmet7]

"Ok Roger. Can I call you Roger? Ok Mr. Clemens, I want you to flip your towel out and then nod reassuringly at the camera. The nod is the key to the scene. Perfect. That's a wrap!"

[baddog7676]

Someone needs to tell Rocket, Zest won't clean steroids out of your system

[charlestonchewy]

ROTFLOL!

[mramos4131]

That was AWESOME!(Chris Griffin Voice)

[bubbamickmac]

you're not fully clean unless you get tested rocket

[qbrassfield]

@bubbamickmac WTF!? LMAO!

[JHOffSuit]

hahaha good comments poeple clemens wasn't clean back then.

[tml240]

is that Sarah SIlverman? lol

[penguinsfan626]

I believe it is.

[ksim43]

Unlikely since she would have been 16 yo at the time and that woman doesn't look 16.

[velequest]

I was 11 or 12 when came out i remember trying to get a peek at some chick ass when they flipped their towels. didnt work. LOL

[vmanic1]

That DIRTY S.O.B.(Clemens)couldn't cleanse himself if he used Ajax. This commercial is from about the same time he was dating the 16 year old girl that became a country singer as an adult.

[forum2cracka]

rogor clemens is relly relly bad !!!! becuse he toke starods im mad !!!! why o why wood he stop lieying rogor clemens !!!!!

[Yankees89076]

clemens, are you really clean?

[idealflaw]

when I wrote this song, I was thinking about Jesus. Procter & Gamble robbed me of my song and my faith...

I lost my lawsuit and moved on but I'll never be FULLY clean until I can soak in a tub of Roger Clemens blood.

[rockergirl83]

o......k. but why roger clemens?  why not procter and gamble's blood?

[TurboKisses]

lol classic.

[AlbanianGuy]

thats the worst commercial ive ever seen in my life seriously lol

[itsmemeDDP]

Your not fully clean till you get yuor ass fucked by a bunch of niggers in the joint.

[gregarious24]

You're not fully clean until your wife grows a penis.

[Jiltedin2007]

Becasue someone probably saw in the Future that Roger Clemens was going to dirty his Image as a Baseball Player, and that person selected hom to do a Zest Commercial, in hopes that the Zest soap will clense him from all wrongdoing.

But, seeing how Pig-like dirty Roger Clemens is, not even Lava Soap, could clean this Joker. No matter how much I would love to rub that Sandpaper-like soap all over him, especially around his Cheesy Fat Ass, still, it would not be enough to clense him.

[Jiltedin2007]

Pathological Liar!

[wceagle4life]

Maybe the Zest was the source of the buttocks abscess.

[HollywoodDerek3]

Lyrics To Zestfully Clean

Verse 1

Zestfully Clean

Zestfully Clean

You're Not Fully Clean Until Your Zestfully Clean

Verse 2

ZestFully Clean X3

You're Not Fully Clean Until You're Zestfully Clean

[HollywoodDerek3]

Lyrics To Zestfully Clean

Verse 1

Zestfully Clean

Zestfully Clean

You're Not Fully Clean Until Your Zestfully Clean

Verse 2

Zest Fully Clean X3

You're Not Fully Clean Until You're Zestfully Clean

[HollywoodDerek3]

Late 1986 Is When They Start Using Roger Clemens In The Zest Commercials As Shown On WCIX In Late 1986

[Jiltedin2007]

You're going to need more than just a Bar of Zest to get "Fully Clean" Roger Clemens.

[email2003]

You sure that Zest didn't contain HGH or steroids in it Roger? LOL!

[thenotoriousana]

Zest made my ________ burn.

[GaMeOuTtAcOnTrOl]

Roger Clements is a pedophile

[gbond]

What a Fag!

[theroopsmith]

You're never going to get fully clean Roger. O MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS!

[reh629]

i am a die hard yankee fan. i was saying for years he was juicing. i had no issue with him using roids. EVERYONE WAS and IS DOING IT. my only issue with him was the constant retirements. the holding out for massive contracts to only play half or a quarter of a season and how the media protected him. he could give up 10 HRs in a game and the reporters would blame it on bad fielding or some other excuse but never roger.

[shaneo898]

clemens probably fucked all those ladies

[clownyclownclown]

Maybe he looked into the oracle of time and realized he was going to need the soap later on to scrub away his filthy, lying, child-molesting soul.

[roidpoleese]

Great comment.

Who do you think would win in a fight? Rogers girlfriend, the country singer, or his wife Deb? (assume that Deb is not on steroids at time of fight)

[nephew455]

lol theres still no proof that he used steroids other than than accusations from that rat macnamee who also worked for the red sox

[schom417]

Macnamee never worked for the RedSox. they wouldn't employ a scum bag like him.

[Jiltedin2007]

Hello No! You don't see any Red Sox Players on Steroids. Do You? Manny, Big Papi, they did it Old School. Eric Gagne, did Steriods AS A DODGER!

[mrasj]

Don't you mean a soap scum bag?

[sugarbear522]

If I can borrow a cliche from the late 80s and 90s. Roger Clemens, Zestfully clean.....NOT!!!!!!! Need proof, remove the towel. But I like Zest tho.

[baseballfreak55]

wow. i wouldnt have shown my face after that. forget steroids, this is Roger Clemens worst thing done. Ever.

[80spreppy]

great commercial.but what a horrid soap

[doe91]

Roger is using his towel to cover the needle marks on his body.

[yellowbutterfly59]

GET A LIFE YOU HATERS!!! Roger Clemens is and always will be THE MAN!!!

[Jiltedin2007]

Roger Clemens is a Big Cheat!!!!

[krogdog]

WOW!! What an amazing singing voice Roger has! ;)

[Jiltedin2007]

You're not fully clean unless you're Perjury Clean!

That's a new song for Roger Clemens to sing.

[junta8710]

congrats clemens, on making the gayest commercial in television history.

[jbm2005]

Clemens isnt Steroids clean

[smokes2468]

I like this soap. But this commercial is a bunch of shit.

[Jiltedin2007]

Now that Roger Clemens has been proven to be on the Juice, this commercial is starting to crack me up.

Now we all know how "Zestfully Clean" Roger Clemens really is. Don't you think that it is time for Roger Clemens to do another Zest Commercial? Because he's as dirty as a Pig!

[nwacompton181]

this was the last time that clemens was fully clean

[Rocky32189]

Zestfully clean!!!!

[Taintgun]

I'll be happy to leave a film on you honey.

Oh yeah, the rocket is a scumbag

[chad3656]

Roger is a hall of famer he is innocent damnit and now his name is tarnished and he might not get in this sucks!

[nwacompton181]

the world is flat too, i can't believe that columbus put out that damn lie

[GKrome]

Yea! And fuck copernicus for spreading that vicious lie about the earth going around the sun! Its obviously the sun going around the earth!

[gabaman]

Copern Hussein Nicus.

[Hunkola]

Lyin' motherfucker! The Roid' Rocket will be rotting in a federal prison cell soon...

[yomamadontdanz]

roger and debbie both took one in da butt for da team..(his team)the hgh money suckers belong in sing sing

[brdgeman]

steroids!

[riceandpeace]

I am a true baseball ICON! I CON you with my steroids! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH­HH!!!

[goodolday]

Clemens wow before steroids. He look like a malnurish african.

[technician4life]

The token black kid does not belong at 00:05!

[sunra67]

his steroid punctured ass is far from being clean!!! roidhead clemens!!!!

[rays130226]

That is what Clemens said "He is fully clean."

The trainer Brian McNamee should shout HGH up his ass and Andy Pettite should do the finishing touches on Clemens you know what I am mean.

[ramonjrp]

loser!!

[gandalf802]

the end should have a trainer run out, lift up clemens' towel and give him a shot of "b-12 and lidocaine"

[porifio]

oh shit! hahahahahahaa!

[delicatethingifound]

i want a towel like that lol

[doowopisnumber1]

Roger looks a lot slimmer there. LOL.

[asia1015]

Obviously so, that commercial was over 20 years ago.

[doowopisnumber1]

And before he started juicing.

[asia1015]

Well, I can't comment on that. No one knows, if he was on the Juice. All that I know is, that he has been Indicted, along with Andy Pettite, to appear in a Federal Court, in pertaining to the Subject in General.

[Mrmikeshelton]

No, he hasn't been indicted. He's been asked to testify before Congress and he is being sued by Brian McNamee.

[asia1015]

Oh, he is going to testify to Congress? Like Rafael Palmiero did, and lied to Congress about his use of Steroids? And immediately, Rafi was exiled from Baseball?

Well, I'll tell you this, I believe Clemens, when he says that he did not do Steroids. No one has a Workout Regimine as intense as Roger Clemens has.

[jvstin138]

Yeah, I betcha that's how he really sings, but only when Pettite is around

[cgram75]

hey is that sarah silverman in the group of women?

[VivaciousTickler]

that looks a LOT like her. it sounds a lot like her too when she comes in singing!

[jaroncreed]

LOL YEA. Sarah Silverman looks the same after 20 years lol cgram75 u dumbass

[cgram75]

When I wrote the post like 6 months ago I meant it as a joke. I was trying to point out that the girl LOOKS like Sarah Silverman.

I guess I could have written LOL or HEHE for those who are too stupid and take things too literal.

However, unless you have awful genes most people at 37-38 can look reasonably similar to what they looked like age 17-18.

SS still looks young so it's nothing that makeup couldn't hide.. 

Anyway who cares, I was just pointing out observational humor.

[VivaciousTickler]

YIKES she was born in 1970!! maybe it's not out of the question after all...

[rays130226]

no that is not Sarah Silverman. Silverman was born in 1970.

[btccfan2002]

He might be clean in this commercial, but he's not clean from steroid allegations...

[jfkdsjfsdjfsdjkfsdfd]

Yeah! LOL! :D

[ktrice1]

I'm zestfully clean after watching this shit.

[BullsBearsandCubs]

Roid Rage

[nparga23]

I could see signs of him being GAY because Clemens likes injections in his fat Cheesey  butt.

LMFAO....a LOOOOOOOOOSER in Clemens.

[zephyrtube]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

[Avantyawn]

"Just don't wash my butt, ow ow ow"

[darklighter1]

Gonna need that Zest now Roger.

[derekroxyay1985]

According to the "Mitchell Report", Roger isn't as clean as everyone thinks.

[Poofyponcho]

Wow I used to look at him and think "Damn those people are old, cool" But now im 28 and older than everyone in this commercial probably, Hahahaah. Life sucks :D

[Elison6]

you're 28, way too young to say life sucks. wait at least 20 years

[notoriousvjr44110]

Is Barry zestfully clean? ; )

[Sean1983]

I'd rather the women be dirty than Zest-fully clean, know what I'm sayin'?...

[asia1015]

Boston Red Sox, 2007 World Series Champions.

[asia1015]

Roger's fully clean because he's Zestfully Clean!

[asia1015]

Roger Clemens is Zestfully Clean!

[Jiltedin2007]

@asia1015 Says you, Dumbass! How did you feel when your beloved Roger Clemens went to the Yankees?

[xonyyankees243]

HAHAHHA! omgg i love roger!

well its nice to know hes zestfully clean (:

[cilbart31]

i kno he lookz really young lmaoo zest fully clean? do dey still sell dem? lolz

[asia1015]

Yes, as a matter of fact, I do shower with Zest Soap, everyday.  They still have Zest Soap, today.

[tidq]

So Clemens is CLEAN, huh?

[LOUIS1371]

i love this vid never remove it it was the base of my summer retardation

[Nathan19847]

how old was he there like 20?

[asia1015]

Roger Clemens is 2 Months older than me, and I just turned 45 years old. 

He was 25, when the Commercial was made.

[yournmcj]

hes 31 im 88