How To Survive a Trip To the Mall

[Live3697]

@oliviasims26 my name is Olivia too

[Oliviasims26]

everyday millions of people die and go missing inside mall. Learn how to keep safe there and avoid rape.

[Jug99head]

Odd that fact they saidabout west edmonton mall I live in Red Deer AB. So I might go to the waterpark there!

[CKproduktions]

this was so needed

[ShadeCrenshaw]

You will need:

To be an old lady.

[Lightning2659]

Step 1: Everyone survives a trip to the mall (except people who liked this video)

Step 2: Because of Step 1, dislike this video

Did you know? 78 people can't survive a trip to the mall for unknowned reasons

[Cyber2k88]

Step 1: Go to the Mall

Step 2: Buy the T-Shirt

Step 3: Go Home

Do you know that we have sex to make babies?

[TheLostMyBrain]

Only a fucking tool would waste their time with this shit.

[jrparkmcfadden1]

nice video!!!

[chao300]

BEAR GRYLLS:The mall

[TheMandy224]

the like and dislike bar kinda looks like an Italian flag

[MrGuruatEverything]

I live in edmonton Alberta right 12 block away go every day shop til I drop!!!

[MrFriuX]

make something like how to make sick..

[vanillabibi101]

Step 1: bring money,purse,cell phone to call mom to bring more money,and a friend Step 2: shop till u drop

Step 3: get kicked out of mall

[webkinzskater]

Step 1

Don't Be a friggin Dweeb and bring snacks.

Step 2

Bring Friends And be a normal Person.

Did you Know 2+2=4?

[Merrida100]

Why do people diss this vid? I think it's very clever and spot on.

[sogroov3]

IF YOUR GONNA STAY OUT OF SUGAR, HOW DO YOU CALL IT A "MALL TRIP" MORE LIKE "WHY DID I EVEN GO TO THIS VIDEO MALL TRIP AND MY MOM IS LETTING ME DO THEM"

[123chrchr]

They would need all that stuff if it was a HUGE mall

[VziToxiczV]

howcast: raping your subscription box since 2007,

[jessicalove2246]

OMG PPL ITS NOT A JOKE ITS ALL TRUE THINGS THE TITLE MEANS FOR SOME PPL GOING TO THE MALLS A HASSLE!!!!!!!

[21Briap]

if you're trying on clothes why would you wear many layers??? idiots 

[rosepetal29]

step one: just fucking go to the mall

congratulations

[Vacmachine]

Is this for retards?

[caloricfoil98]

i am seriously about to unsub you because one a week my subscriptions uploads suddenly have 2000 videos and its hard to find uploads that i actually watch anymore,(moving mouse,clicking unsubscribe)

[meancreek]

Damn they act like going to the mall is like playing sports.

[dingdongditch1000]

Sounds like I'm going to Edmonton in the fall!

[magicmusic32976]

if your gonna leave your coat in the car why bring it?

[GhostAssault32]

this is how i survive a trip to the mall

don't go

[MySuperChannel124]

we're going to the mall, not on a hike

[TheFunnybunnylove]

uh actually in my mall EVERYONE goes on the top floor to start because it has best buy mobile food curt claries gamestop justice and all that crap

[hottiegirl110]

Step 1. Bring your best friend

[ihatebieberlots]

I love west edmonton mall. I luve about 30min away from if

[coachbrp]

Dress in Layers? You're going to a Mall, not into the back country.

[EmilyIero42]

Yeah if I go to the mall with friends im not gonna make a list of stuff. I'm probaley gonna buy whatever they have tht I like. Also, im not gonna bring a back pack for snacks... The mall has food for a reason. This is all just wrong wrong wrong unless your like, a 40 year old lady who is all about "coupons! Must save money!" and stuff...

[TheT3XT]

No, no, NO, you got it all wrong.

Get a lawnmower from the gardening section, a baseball bat from the sports store, and a chainsaw from the home improvement place, then barricade yourself in one room and wait for a guy named Frank West to give you a helping hand.

[boredomtv100]

How to naturally grow your penis.

[nickiminajtjwrig04]

u foreget MALL

[TheDivadoll18]

Im guessing this is for Tom-boys and Boys :P With a Super Girly mom or DragQueen Dad :P

[theskateboard98]

lets go to the mall to day

[ilovehammies98]

This is actually pretty good and helpful!

[yoPaigeLaura]

im too cheap to pay so i just walk around eating free samples

[brownrabbit103]

just dont bring your wife done....

[nathanfishing3000]

why the f*** do the have this video?

[dolerbom]

How to be lazy as fuck. By Howcast. This might as well be all their videos.

[xMewWinx96x]

Who goes to the mall any more?

[purplerose695]

@xMewWinx96x my sister every single day....

[SuperJJsmom]

Step 1: Dont go to the mall

[sourskully]

Yeah, I'll get mauled by dumbass teens.

[xxBiebersGurl17xx]

So what happens if I dont lisen to this? I die?

[azzaz691]

oh god survive are you entring the 55 mile mall that has tepms of 98? wtf are you going to need SNACK and water??? its a mall not the mojave dessert! and how long are you staying there days? thats it howcast give up your out of ideas now you catering to fat ppl and rich brats

[dolerbom]

@azzaz691 How to survive commenting on a Howcast video. 

[azzaz691]

@dolerbom now thats like the moaje

[jameroo3498]

ILL MEET YOU IN CANADA!

[MetalBassandGuitar]

Me and my buddy went to the Mall. They ate him alive and I barley got out. Good thing I watched this video lol.

[MsLyricSing]

0:36 shes a lefty 0_o

[AlphaGreenStar]

@MsLyricSing yeah uh-huh I'm a leftie, now you got a problem with that, bitch? >:(

[xdla4cx]

what kinda fucking mall is this!

[sharksrock1000]

WAS SHE SLOUCHING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[hiddenmasterseeker]

you do have somthing to worry play the game dead rising 1+ 2 and youll know

[Dustin2010james]

Step 1: Shop in Canada (Nobody has guns)

Step 2: Piss of security guards

Step 3: Get kicked out

[foreverritaya]

Dammit! i dont have a car

[figpeope]

stoopid



[Tanyamomin786]

who takes a shopping list to the MALL/ i know i dont i just buy what i like who takes a dog to the mall

[Tanyamomin786]

who takes a shopping list to the MALL/ i know i dont i just buy what i like

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr8934]

When you're "solo"?

I'm spanish, and "solo" means "lonely" Do the americans usually use the

word "solo"? :) Thanks!

[runway34r]

@rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr8934 In the US, it means 'alone', but not in a social way. It means doing something without anyone else.

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr8934]

@runway34r Ok! Thank you very much! :)

[drenahmeti22]

What you need:

An Glass Elevator

An Emergency Stop Button

Step 1:

Get Into GLASS elevator

Step 2:Stop In-between The Floors Or The Floors Furthest From The Machine Room

Step 3:

Have Funnn!!

[Ireallywantacookie]

guys stop making fun because I have a cousin that is going to HARVARD and he doesn't know that there is sizes in clothes and what a credit card does! so some people never actually learned so.... yeah.....

[SOSspecialdlover]

why would you bring snacks if you can go the food court

[mizorepower]

BUT WHAT IF ITS MALL OF FUCKING AMERICA

[legofreak1109]

if i'm a millonare, will these same principles apply

[POPstar4u2]

Its A Trip To The Mall Not A Freaking Long Ass Hiking Trip

You Will Need

1. A Car

2. Money

Step 1. Drive To The Mall

Step 2. Buy Stuff.

Step 3. Go Home.

[TheDarknessOfVoid]

@POPstar4u2 you copied off the highest rated comment.

[POPstar4u2]

@TheDarknessOfVoid So Did Suspi13

[TheDarknessOfVoid]

@POPstar4u2 but he added a twist to it..

[POPstar4u2]

@TheDarknessOfVoid the only twist he added was the ''not even disorderd kids would watch this''

[TheDarknessOfVoid]

@POPstar4u2 hmmm i agree....

[POPstar4u2]

@TheDarknessOfVoid k

[codybau]

Stop making these jokes! They irritate me!

[I3oWPr3D4TORzZ]

if it is survival in the mall, they should change the title to 'how to survive a zombie attack in the mall'

[ducksongrules1234]

wow they are really running out of ideas.

[ccabrera221]

Wow maybe bear grylls should do this for his next episode! It's the most dangerous location known to man!

[TerrariaCraft45]

@ducksongrules1234 yep

[goldbrett1]

@ducksongrules1234 you see them 7 months later

[edwardloveremily]

I live right by west edmonton mall....

[HEIGHTSIXFIVE]

I thought this was for guys on how to survive. 

[deady366]

WHAT THE HELL!

[SoniaDembowska]

i don't want to be a troll but ... how to SURVIVE a trip to the mall ... its not like the people there shoot everyone who come in XD

[lachproductions101]

@SoniaDembowska PMSL

[TheRocketguy27]

lol i thought it said "how to survive getting tripped in the mall"

[poboyztrack1]

if you bring a backpack teh cops will say "mutha fukar is stealin shit''

[X6MUSICisLIFE6X]

West Edmonton Mall. Another reason to love being Canadian :)

[ReversedPencils]

WTF its the fuckin shopping mall, what do they think wer fuckin 7 or someTHING? JUST BRING MONEY A CAR, AND MAYBE A FRIEND BUY SOME FUCKIN STUFF AND GET THE FUCK BACK HOME.

[epicrandomnessXD]

omigawd. i luv west edmonton mall! soooo epicccc!!

[1999Klein]

I now want to go to Canada.

[epicrandomnessXD]

@1999Klein

i bet you do@! west edmonton amll is sooo funn!! :DD

[AnimeAspieFanatic]

Well, you're on the internet. If you hate the mall so much, why not just shop on the internet like I do =/

[juiceboy60]

really? a dog? i think someone would f*** u over if u brought a damn dog to the mall

[Imaslipper]

Is this real?

[HaloLegendsTutorials]

What the HELL? Why did Howcast make a video of how to go to the freakin mall? Like all you gotta do is just enter the mall and buy shit

[lildoozie101gold]

Montgomery mall :D and if shopping was a sport, I get the gold

[MerphMerph7100]

this is my definition of "Camping"

[airsovereigns23]

Everyone Type "Won" Before youtube.com

[TheBallernation]

bring a gun

[harrygoozee]

!(MEN)! never go to the mall between 26 DEC - 03 JAN cos you will be there all day with your partner looking in clothes shops

[crsmelee]

Oh this is gonna be easy. I will just follow the steps from your video on "How to Survive a Zombie Attack"

[warlockmasta]

Its not a fucking procedure here. This is so fucking unnecessary

[ScarlariaTV]

Aren´t dogs not allowed in malls...

[424578]

whats next how to eat? come on howcast be HELPFUL FOR ONCE we know how to go to the mall its not dead rising

[424578]

wtf howcast you think going to the mall will kill us ! just stop howcast nobody will die going to a fucking mall its not dead rising the game!

[IanEduardoMeneses]

Step 1: BUY FREAKING ONLINE

[y2j456]

@IanEduardoMeneses fuck u

[IanEduardoMeneses]

@y2j456 Excuse me?

[TransportBoy]

like Drag2hand

IT IS JUST A FLIPPING TRIP TO THE SHOP!!!!1

[melon022]

Why does it have the bullring in the first photo?

weird.

seen as this is american.

and we call it a shopping centre :}

[thewhistler]

wtf is there a harry potthead ad before this.

Honestly if I am on youtube i'm not gonna go watch tv.

[pretendingToBe]

they make it sound like a bloody Man vs. Wild episode, except Bear Grylls couldn't handle it

[vampireanimewoo]

@cosmo149 that made ny day :D

[uskro]

My advice? Stay the fuck at home and stop supporting the background puppeteers.

[FrogJon]

Why the fuck did that banana sound like an apple?

[MiiCar2]

Thanks, I nearly die every time I go.

[michelletimofeev2]

i live in edmonton Alberta! :D 

[NerfPenguin]

i think i do the opposite when i go to the mall, this is obviously made for old people

[xkatie656]

a list of everything u need to get??? NOT FUN AT ALL! U have to have pride when u go to a mall! U must not know a thing ur getting! Like clothes! U have to go to every possible store you can to get clothes! Its no fun at all if ur not random at a mall!

[princedarkus1]

this is a mall, not giligan's island..

[awsomechic247]

@princedarkus1 LOLOLOLOL

[monsterjam56]

i walk through the mall to get to school no prob

[pomerianprincess14]

Are You Serious?!?!?

The Mall Isn't full of freaking drug dealers that fly around on sticks eating up your freaking money!

WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO RESEARCH!!???!

[theclate]

WTF Reasearch Plan Backpack Snacks Wear Comfertable Cloths

WTF It's a trip to the mall not vietnam

[xbatred]

Ok u know what else you can do? Get some friends,use a purse and just walk for a bit! It's good for you and FREE!

[Arnella09]

how can u not survive in the mall?!

[firekid491]

@Arnella09

you might get drowned in clothes or even worse the imaginary face from the video could eat you :o

[Joolie9009]

kluzen waty burgen!

[PhDPhilippe]

lol? are you kidding me? 

[evelaperr]

erm... I'm sorry, but who brings their dog to the mall?

[DIMATIF]

What the...? Like rly? I enjoy going to the mall cuz my mom buys me EVERYTHING that is edible... :D

[JacobBlackLuver95]

Valet Parking? At a mall....ahahahahahah xD

[llamafan345]

@JacobBlackLuver95 Uh.. there IS valet parking in the mall LOL

[AfroSamuraiTheMaster]

why the hell would i need a snack to a mall? there are vending machines and food stops in the mall itself

[coatduck]

0:08

doctor octogonapus BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[PunkyPlow]

who brings a dog to the mall?

[SNIPERSTEVE112]

gaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygay­gaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygay­gaygaygaygaygaygaygaygayest video ever

[Drag2hand]

This isn't a fucking camping trip. A trip to the mall.

What you need:

1. A fucking car

2. Money

Step 1:

Drive to the mall

Step 2:

Buy shit.

Step 3:

Go home.

[lexiiducky]

@Drag2hand LMAO its true ;D

[Aelita8788]

@Drag2hand Orlynao? Oh wait, yarly :I

[b0b0holic]

@Drag2hand  Haha this is funny......you are so true!

[seriall1337]

"Leave the coat in the car."

If you're gonna leave it in the car, why the hell bother bringing it at all? For the trip from the house to the car?

[NJPlayGuy]

Bad advice. Working for a local retail chain, I have to say that if you bring a backpack into a store, you look suspicious and usually security will be watching your every move.

[dicennianmusic]

Really... REALLY?

[theclate]

who brings copons backpack and there benches in the mall

[Suspi13]

Step 1: bring money

Step 2: buy stuff

Step 3: go back home

not even terribly disordered kids would watch this, come on, bringing snacks to a fucking mall? none of their vids makes sense or actually helps.

[Tortarra2]

@Suspi13 Ikr

[alozzzy1213]

Yes because to compliment your silk dress wear black crocs MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

[bleachmaster1011]

i want a toaster car!

[RandomKid396]

they make it sound like you're going into the woods for 3 weeks

[Solana789]

wtf i thouht tuis was for kids who hate shopping like me but this only makes it worse. not ur best Howcast

[GuitarHeroNetwork1]

At the food court, eat as much sugar as possible to keep up energy

[MyPinky2003]

@GuitarHeroNetwork1 Thats bad Advice

[silentArtist00]

they make it seem like its a trip to the wilderness

[AnimeLover1001001]

i just go to mall for my video games and consoles but my mom makes us go into macys -.-

[Joolie9009]

when i eat something greasy at the mall, i always feel sick and want to go home.

so that was good advice in this video :)

[foof811]

After watching "Ferris Bueller's Day Off", I can never trust valet parkers.

[PoseKayKay]

ok this should be the REAL one Step one . dress in Stillettos and black skinny jeans with bright tee.(or any cute shopping outfit.)

Step 2. Tease you hair

Step 3, Grab a big bright purse and GO

DO NOT: look ugly .make a list. plan a ahead.

[PoseKayKay]

this is like 4 old ppl who NEED to go to the mall nad hate it

[bofunkeys]

Who buys that much at one store and has it all fit in that tiny backpack

[rilf]

What about a gun and ski mask?

[Nihilanthe]

"Alright, I got my coupons, list of stuff to buy, backpack and food. Let's do this"

man...I'm doing this next time I go shopping

[mistykitty123]

a backpack and food? what are you going on survivor? and who the hell takes coupons that's what the elder people do weird lol

[vdub350]

@mistykitty123 we save over 50$ with coupons fucktard

[mistykitty123]

ooh la la $50 ur the fucktard

[vdub350]

"ooh la la $50" what are you 12??

People work 14hr shifts to make only 2$ a day, you SPOILED CUNT!!

I hope to god your parents loose all their money so you can see what life is really about.

[mistykitty123]

oh my, it seems i've come across a new species it's called the youneedtogetalife fucktard!!! EVERYONE COME OVER HERE IT'S A FREAK LAUGH AT IT, IT'S WEIRD OMG,WHAT'S THAT!! IT'S ANOTHER HEAD!!! hmmm so that's where it's bad language comes from ....

[demifanrocks]

@vdub350 wtf?! kids can EARN money! i bet you cant!

[redlinechavez]

You will need:

Money.

Go around the mall and buy stuff you don't need that you will regret buying later.

[eyesack9]

Whoever needs this guide is a fucking retard.