The Soup: Clash of the "Jersey" Girls

[Littlemissflygurl101]

lol i <3 love the jersey shore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Aetera]

My laptop is refusing to load this video. I believe that this is proof of artificial intelligence. My laptop has a survival instinct.

[Oohlaful]

love the shore!

[getchaNerdOn]

How does this show even get viewers?! O.O

It's just a bunch of orange monkeys being stupid.

[MasterShake300]

Girls' van = Drama Drama Drama!!!

Guy's van= just chill'n...

[circask8team]

@MasterShake300 and woman wonder why they get called bitchs umumum

[Lilypad443]

@circask8team XD true

[MizBabyGirl]

Half of the people on "Jersey Shore" are practically half-Italian.

[xservox]

@MizBabyGirl Yes, they are a bunch of Italian leather boots.

[beccawashere45]

Why is Snooki even on Jersey Shore? She isn't itallian. I think most of them aren't itallian.

[transcollege]

@beccawashere45 most of them aren't

[MASTERZERO92]

@roxieheart100 Snooki want smoosh smoosh (southpark)

[beebiic3]

"i like being tanned bitch!" :D:D

[nich7222]

the soup is amazing

[barrettsguitar]

i love how the girls are cussing each other out and the dudes are just chilling

[AEMoreira81]

This bit seemed to be headed for disappointment - then they cut away at 1:51 and I nearly DIED!

[bittenfr3ak]

ROFLMAO @ 1:52.

[SqueenTangerine]

I don't care about the Oompa Loompas, I want a dog that will mow my lawn, because I have shit to do.

[hkfan1980]

to quote my friend about the Jersey Shore " Jesery shore,proof total piles of useless shit comes out of Jersey" XD

[Deblano]

1:51 -_- LOL

[iflyjonas13]

snookie lol

[MrLoco00791234567890]

watching the jersey shore gives you cancer

[76special]

those girls are skanks, and ugly to boot, they need to go away soon, please stop watching people, please, I'm begging you.

[OLDYOUTH]

@76special as soon as you stop giving the people on the hills shows

[hcurrie7]

@76special May I add PLEASE PLEASE STOP. Thank you good comment

[steelWindAlchemist]

One good thing about Jersey Shore comiing back, The Soup will cover that and it will be fucking hilarious.

[hcurrie7]

@steelWindAlchemist Way to stay positive. I was at a loss on how to look at this from a glass half full perspective

[ImFlyHesFresh]

Lmao 1:51

So calm.. Loll. :P

[kimberlymarie21990]

I hate these people! God, the fucking apocalypse is near us. One of the signs is these people making $10,000 per episode doing absolutely NOTHING. HATE THEM ALL.

[TheWrench84]

@kimberlymarie21990 You know what? I couldn't possibly agree with you more.

[hcurrie7]

@kimberlymarie21990 AMEN

[TheAdventuresOfKitty]

i stay up and watch vids on youtube but cant watch these cuz i laugh to hard and my mum wakes up LOLA

[greyy1001]

hahahahaha i hate angelina soooooooooooo much!!!!!!!!!

[renegade220]

This makes Italians look like horrible actors.

[oglocgeeks2nd]

If Jersey shore doesn't provoke aliens to wipe out humanity, nothing will.

[Tssheer]

You forgot to add something. Not only is only ONE of those people from Jersey, also two of the cast members aren't even Italian. One is Chilean(Snookerz) and the other is part Mexican part Irish(Big boob slut)

[1JanosAudron]

@Tssheer The one in the van all the way back is Mexican/Irish? I hate to say this but I'd hit that.

[Tssheer]

@1JanosAudron

I'd do the same.

[tra1215]

A tan is fine, but they look like they're trying for another race.

[beezyb42011]

damn this show has over 55,000 episodes. Likey.

[Glaceo]

"I am tan, I like being tan bitch!" hahahaha

[1IslandGurl]

is it wrong that I like the SNL Snooki more the real one?  (((shrugs)))

[das81]

ugly bitches.

[sassy741321]

@das81 actually some could be very pretty if they werent sluts and crackheads

[das81]

@sassy741321 is not the fact they are sluts, they are ugly!!!

[TwilightEspeon]

The way they cut from the loud mess with the girls, to the guys silently riding the cab home, to back again is fucking hilarious to the max. Great edited timing.

[Whiteboyobetihw]

holy shit

[jave042]

America, only you can stop the Jersey Shore.

[xMusicIsMyPassionx]

You're not tan, you all look like black haired oompa loompas. :3

[jazdj04]

Why is JWoww always trying FIGHT someone, WOW, I can't wait till she gets knocked out.

[Cmet332]

@jazdj04 i AGREE

[RyanZacMiley]

Awwe, They should of had the part where Snooki was talking about the mosquito in her ear :D lol

[ilovekane19]

Snooki you aren't tan.

You are a giant orange,

[thefaceofinsecurity]

wow...snooki...i just have no words...

[HGbunny]

"...Paula Abdul responded, "Phew, I thought they were going to get rid of ME!'"

Nearly spit out my Diet Dew on THAT one!

[dustbusta]

So the Marlee Matlin joke went too far but it's okay to make fun of Paula Abdul being a drug addict, fat people, and it's cool for him to make comments about how whores on reality shows were likely raped by their stepfathers.

Got it.

[clipobserver]

@dustbusta Ok he does go far with fat people (though wasn't he heavy as a tight end at UW) and for the Paula and Reality HOs well too easy.

[StellianAriolus]

@dustbusta Joel does seem like a douche sometimes, but he makes fun of just about everything, including himself and his questionable acting skills in the Spiderman movies. So I <3 him. =)

[joker646464]

EVEN B4 IT SHOWED IT ON THE SOUP ITS FUNNY HOW THEY R FIGHTING THEN IT JUST SHOWS THE GUYS AND ITS ALL QUITE 1:50 #LOL

[LastoftheGeeks]

That dog is awesome!

Almost as awesome as Joel.

[Gosalyn87]

Regarding the Marlee Matlin comment, relax, people. Having a disability doesn't mean you need people to pity you all the time and you don't have a sense of humor. It's actually more offensive.

[BadRomanceXOXO]

Hahah xD

[YTfancol]

I am glad Ellen is leaving AI. She did nothing there. Good riddance!!

[clipobserver]

Sorry Joel but I think the Marlee Matlin "Joke" went too far. As for the Jersey Girls, They would be one of the reasons why Miami streets are dangerous especially fightning each other.

[CosmicDestroyer99]

The Dog on the lawnmower LOL

[hazellina07]

and these are the types of girls thats guys nowadays go for..pretty on the outside horrible on the inside..

[dustbusta]

@hazellina07 No, apparently we're supposed to go for ugly on the outside and horrible on the inside. But the horrible on the inside includes them pretending they're hot so guys are stupid enough to believe they are. Melanoma ftl.

[pinkpuma24]

I watched the Jersey Shore premiere when it aired .... yes, I'll admit it. I love that show. I was rofl when they cut to the guys' cab.

[mlbbaez]

lol

[kaosgoblin]

Somewhere there is a woodchipper for each of the Jersey Shore "stars", and the meeting of each pair must be inevitable.

[arthuronfacebook]

Joel McHale is several millions kind of wonderful.

[njlover4553]

What are any of them saying at 1:49??? all it sounds like is annanajfkakf

[BlueEyedBaby1219]

Lol when they cut to the guys.

[KittyLiz14]

All those girls look the same...... o_o

[VikingPrincesLulubel]

snooki is the only good thing about jersey shore...shes so dumb and tacky yet...adorable.

[pammy294]

@VikingPrincesLulubel Yes! I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought this.

[arthuronfacebook]

@VikingPrincesLulubel You actually watch "Jersey Shore"? I wouldn't admit that in public.

[v2thekey921]

WHAT! ELLEN'S GONNA BE ON THE SAN ANTONIO SPURS!?!? LOL! joel, he is so HOT!

[MissLaceyBones]

Wait. They are walking through the street?

But they're orange, people might think they're traffic cones.

[sassy741321]

@MissLaceyBones or giant cheeto people

[Simontubby12]

"I AM TAN AND I LIKE BEING TAN BITCH!"

[auxiliadora111]

everybody on jersey shore should just be eaten by a monkey

[jesserobles]

I love that dog lol

and about that Jersey trash....... no comment -__-

[pisces38]

Wait a second why is Joel so surprised about dogs mowing the lawn. Lou mowed his lawn and ran over his foot.

[BleedingVaynes]

@pisces38 Nice... he sure did.

[WhoTheFuckGotARock]

I think Cleveland needs Ellen more than San Antonio

[culwin]

@WhoTheFuckGotARock She can also play Quarterback, I bet.

[iselin90]

wow

[outinsider]

Jersey Shore is back, quick pull out your birth control and eye cleanser...watching it guarantees some sort of oral sexually transmitted disease!

[mlbbaez]

@outinsider lol