DJ OZMA Spiderman

[GigaRagnaSlave]

You will NEVER look at Spiderman the same again after watching this music video. Great song! :)

[eugenexlin]

UHG Every time that MTV thing pops up in the beginning, I move my mouse to the top right corner to find that there is no X.

[SnowLeonhart]

MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAA! POR QUÉEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[moviebuff1941]

I can fap to this.

[jcenciel666]

this looks like a gay orgy .___.

[NadrianATRS]

soooooo... I take it that DJ OZMA is very VERY gay....

[Aqnde]

@NadrianATRS Just for pay.

[NadrianATRS]

@Aqnde ewww

[eridaniblack]

@NadrianATRS Or a good sport with a decent sense of humor who's comfortable in his sexuality. *shrug* Oh, and it's another culture.

[TheRivalConcept]

@NadrianATRS  dude....Ozma is was the lead singer of kishidan...he was never afraid of being different... but dude, gay.? its called having fun and entertaining others...so u say that a man kissing another man in the movies they are Automaticaly "GAY" its called acting no? what an idiot u are

[NadrianATRS]

@TheRivalConcept gee, I had no idea I was an idiot, thanks!

[TheRivalConcept]

@NadrianATRS and not to mention the japanese and a TOTALY different sence of humor to the rest of the world :)

[mewantcool]

(looks over shoulder)

Me: "...uuuh...dad....this isn't what it looks like..."

[JungSwon]

apparently in japan, spider man is a show about a bunch of male strippers...hmmm lol

[Cerberusballs]

Japan accidently the Spiderman. Is this bad?

[ChiCkeNlegProjeCT]

This was on MTV

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW???

[Kasumehchan]

Where can I buy underwear like that?

[bungalox]

Why did Spiderman blow up the earth!?

[IntelligentVoid]

Screw "Rick-Rolled" this FTW.

[RakienRoffo]

Ok, a random YouTube link that people seem to like, I don't get it... why would anyone like this shi-SPYDAH! SPYDAH-MAAAAAAYN!

This will be in my head for days now, god dammit.

[gag75]

This is literally what every saturday night of my life is like.

[brookeedavis1992]

@gag75 what dancing around in just your underwear? if so that is a little weird.

[SupahCola]

The director of this video was grossly misinformed on the plot of the Spiderman comics. Though I'd be lying if I said I didn't want that white Spiderman suit.

[optimusprime2008]

Ah-HA! You don't see shit like THIS done on Glee, now do ya?!

[MsYogaGrrrl]

I find myself humming this tune & singing the chorus-even the Japanese parts...I should probably find out what it is I'm saying before singing it out loud...

[MsYogaGrrrl]

Doesn't the fact that the video summary reads "no description available" really just say it all?

[xCOPELANDxSXE]

This never happens to Batman :(

[smathersenator]

@xCOPELANDxSXE You must never have seen Prince's Batdance video.

[KilldozerRocks]

1:11 They assumed we wanted more crotch.

[IronWaffles]

The Japanese don't get Spiderman, do they?

[haxxoromg]

homo eroticism ftw

[zerian80]

I like to believe this is what men do when they're hanging out.

[Ptmkn]

*sigh* Japan.  The song is quite catchy, though.

[aberrantube]

...and then they blow up the Earth with spiders. You know, as one does.

[swordiro]

i wish theyre would be a version with all girls lol

[OwlheartXx]

EXTREME PELVIC THRUSTING IS ALL THE RAGE I SEE..

[dragonofthedarknight]

This song is so damn catchy. It's been stuck in my head for days.

[deideikunblueeyez]

Spider, Spidermaaaaaan!

[TheInvaderGrim]

Whoa. These dudes must REALLY like Spider-man

[Hayri2011]

Rock on, Ozma. Rock on

[chikomimu]

is he related to lady gaga...?

[GorillaBorg]

@chikomimu DJ OZMA is about as close as you get to an IRL Troll. He does all this stuff to piss off the Japanese censorship committee.

[nervmeister]

Did they actually do the chicken dance!?

[ISubscribeToYou3]

really?

[Cerberusballs]

@ISubscribeToYou3 Really!!

[Imgnrphx]

Cannot. Look. Away.

OH GOD!!

[nervmeister]

Somewhere out there, Deadpool is fuming with envy about not getting this kind of musical tribute.

[TheHawkdaddy]

what?

[WingyWonky00]

Oh, Japan.

[otito12345]

WTF?!?!

[Splimis]

Holy Shit.

[CoconutsandBananas]

i'm happy to see that Japan is carrying on the Rave tradition! naked dancing and trance music FTW!!

[CoconutsandBananas]

catchy song!

[briansilas4]

fuckin japan

[boitahaki]

Why being gay is not part of the Japanese stereotype?

[RageMachiner]

spiderman in white suit rules!!!!

[TheBannonCannon]

I desperately want to know the lyrics to this song...

[thesmiths1989]

the a-bomb has left us with quirky entertainment for the masses.

[akjk1212]

I came here from...uh...TOP SECRET

Also I feel strongly compelled to e-mail this to Tobey Maguire

[TheSkepticalCat]

So, let me see if I've got this right : at the end, all of their frantic pelvic thrusting not only causes the building to be destroyed, but also blows up the entire earth??? o_0

[MsYogaGrrrl]

@TheSkepticalCat Of course. What, you didn't really believe all that Revelations crap did you?

[TheSkepticalCat]

@MsYogaGrrrl  Lol XD

[RMcDChannel]

SPIDERMAN

[NarutoQM]

>implying I have no idea what this is

[drdriftphd]

Stomp The Yard 2: Japan looks pretty sweet.

[13Knives1]

All the men here were just on the way to the market. They just happened to all be dressed that way, and when they saw one another they broke into a dance fight.

[13Knives1]

I've got to say they've got some pretty good choreography.

[IScareWomenAway]

This makes me horny.

[FrigidDeath]

They look like they're having fun.

[Neorio]

Hmm... the music reminds me of "1943 - The Battle of Midway" arcade game music

[Pinkgulu]

@Neorio OMG it does...

[automatwinslaytracks]

Oh fuck. My dad walked in on me watching this. The shame will never wash off.

[MsYogaGrrrl]

@automatwinslaytracks Ah, yes, the shame may never wash off, but the "spider web" you've created from watching the video will. Go bathe now. And use soap. Lots & lots of soap. And a brillo pad.

[buraisu1605]

@KydDragon ;P

[buraisu1605]

@Germeka It is a normal country with normal people...

[KydDragon]

@buraisu1605 You don't get jokes do you?

[Dreadfultime]

im not gay, but i wish i was there... i mean, they all look like they're having so much fun. you get to wear a spiderman mask and small underwear in public? DREAM COME TRUE

[holysoks1]

Fuck. EVERYONE. AND, EVERYTHING.

[SuperMegaDeathPunch]

I thank Cracked for opening my eyes to further awesomeness of Japan

[junitatheangel1]

Oh Japan, do you ever disappoint?

[supersentiger]

i feel like my skull just CRACKED open...

[thatonepersonguyman]

Judging from what I have learned from the internet, everyone in Japan is either flamboyantly gay, or has tentacles. I... Usually prefer having a policy of disbelief when it comes to stereotypes but... Come on Japan, you make that difficult to do!

[TheWildLiving]

WHAT THE SHIT

[eclipse1415]

omg lol if it wasnt for cracked i would never know this weird shit existed

[ivanzhaginov]

hahahah CRACKED!

[ziggy2007dn]

So catchy! xD

[buio5]

What.The.Hell?

[gembelindo123456789]

the only good thing bout japan is probably just their sushi. I got diarrhea by just watching this.

[LostInConfusion1]

Japan, land of the greatest trolls of then all!

[Germeka]

If I ever go to japan and it ends up being a normal country with normal people I'd be very very disappointed...

[flypem1]

@Germeka

been there recently. no, not its not.

[sadshines]

@Germeka

there's apparently a medical condition for Japanese people that visit France and become depressed, because it's not how they imagined it..

[ucihapokujin]

@sadshines i think they're supposed to be a pretty depressed people in general. pressure to succeed and whatnot.

on the plus side jumping in front of a bullet train is a pretty sure way to off yourself, so at least they've got that going for them

[ucihapokujin]

@Germeka don't worry. at the least they're supposed to be horrible bigots

[dragonofthedarknight]

@Germeka Japanese people look normal in daily life.... but just go into their closets and you'll find wonders beyond your imagination!

[Coltaculuss]

Come on Japan, wtf? I try to understand your country and then you have to go and do something like this.

[Valtieldan]

This is awesome. The awkward kind of awesome, but this is Japan we're talking about, there's no other kind. I'll remember this forever, (un)fortunately. It's hilarious.

[tehSnark]

Maybe it's because I'm a woman who likes Spiderman and insanity, but this has got to be the greatest thing I can remember seeing recently.

[CeciAyanami]

WTF!!!

[MossyKong]

And i thought Japan was cool.......

[SPARTANIname]

Thanks, Cracked. You take me to all the best places.

[Castiiita]

@SPARTANIname  Cracked always delivers.

[OxnardMontalvo666]

first who disliked. 4 other people like the cock...

[drdriftphd]

This is the gayest thing I've ever seen... and I once saw two dudes fucking.