Bo Burnham - UMBC - Some Statistics

[ideedkindsir]

65% of statistics are made up on the spot.

[aloysisK]

@ideedkindsir I think that number is closer to 86%.

[gamerxavier8]

@ideedkindsir its funny because you made up THAT statistic. i loved that comment, sir.

[123longlive]

Arpeggio.

[Summersill]

Dude, even if he didn't sing, he would still be an amazing stand-up comic!

[123longlive]

@sauce3696 thumbs up if you get the fallopian tube joke... if not, i guess i'll explain it to you :P

[Juliuspaulfrank]

@123longlive i don't... WHAT DID HE MEAN

[123longlive]

@Juliuspaulfrank Women have 2, Men have 0....therefore the AVERAGE is 1.

[XxhazydreamxX]

he touches his butt and his hair alot .............. ITS ADORABLE

[iCHooTZ]

I actually snorted when he said that the average person has one fallopian tube.

[Safferoonicle]

He looked especially luscious last night...when I err, saw him perform.

[TheJanaA09]

he didnt use the fallopian tube one! my favourite!

[hayl4eigh]

i love bo<3

[freebirdjackass4208]

@NimmieFREAXX004 Oh yeah... and any future penis molds he might be inclined to make.. for money...

[freebirdjackass4208]

@NimmieFREAXX004 That only matters to his gf... and future wife.

[NedwardCberry]

he looks so pissed and bored

[BROKENPRINCESS1]

He is too cute! (:

[SophieCLRguART]

"the average length of the man who googles average penis length is 3 1/2 inches... GARY"

[gtrLegend23]

millard fillmore!

[thepantweaver]

God, Bo is gorgeous. He also looks a little bit like Mat Smith at certain moments.

[freebirdjackass4208]

@thepantweaver Ew... no he doesn't! Matt Smith isn't even cute... whereas Bo is sexy!

[silversmoke328]

i hope his whole family is right

[thepantweaver]

@silversmoke328 I definitely agree!

[rybo30]

his new one is: 1 out of 365 jenga games are played on 9/11.

[yasmin91088]

Normally I hate it, when people lick the paper but when bo does it ... it's like ... i donnu. some kind of: You could like even over me, Bo.

[alexissssXD]

mmm.. bo v-neck.

[bullshitttful]

oh yeahhh tousle your hair bo :)

love it when he does that

[tigerclaw991]

I think I just had an eyegasm...

[Boroviac]

@tigerclaw991 Nice

[TAddLErZ]

i love atll lanky guys, tht means bo :)

[13Knives1]

I wonder how many people commenting about how hot he is are actually men.... he is quite attractive though, you've gotta admit.

[terdsandwitch2]

@Sophist63 dam lol....ummmm..5 ppl make up the jackson 5(obviously) 1 died that =20% of them.

[sheepdog2c7]

yeh he missed out the one "1 in every 365 games of jengaare played on 9-11" lol but these are hilarious! :D

[maysuxx]

love how all the pages are empty

[ShadesXPants]

He left out the Janga joke ): That hella funny!

[ShadesXPants]

@ellissapurser Like hell!! LOL. but NOT kidding

[t4r0n]

@Sophist63 You truly ask that? ;) 20% of the Jackson five (have died) ... too soon.

[ThatSubscribingGuy]

@t4r0n Clearly not what he was going to say.

[FanBoy2113]

@t4r0n there was not rest of that joke the joke was it was to soon to make an MJ joke.

[vampirepie]

Dude he is pretty hot... I'm straight though! but he doesn't compare to Christofer Drew just sayin.... ohhh and I have that shirt!!!

p.s.

BO IS THE BEST IN TEH WORLD! >=D

[louib716]

20% of the jackson 5...too soon lol

[smartblonde15]

Bo looks especially luscious in this video.

[EuphoriaAnger]

yeah i saw him last night and he was like "IT'S EMPTY PEOPLE. IT'S THEATRE."

[bootsaregood]

I love how you can see the pages are blank, it's just a prop. He does it all from memory.

[starsiaeve]

Thanks for the new info.

[mageoreh]

Haha I love this.. :]