I had something like that happen to one of the austic blond girls in my ausatic program in florida she was cooking something with here roomate in the microwave some how the wiring it was faulty in the apartment ignite. I don't kno if they ash hole that built the building put in wrong our fi it was done like in tower inferno to save money .
I couldn’t finish this．Your lack of charisma and story-telling skills ruined it. And besides， college is fun because you party and get laid all the time， the learning is just kind of an added bonus. Try doing those things and suddenly you won’t give two shits about burnt ラメン.
@ChisMcKeelee Was the university created to "party and get laid all the time" or to further your education? You have the nerve to say learning "is just kind of an added bonus." Simple enough, your head is in the wrong place.
@semperfortisxxi Well considering the fact that college is nothing more than earning a certificate that shows employers that you give a fuck, yeah, I'd rather enjoy it than be a douche and shun people who like to have fun. And quite frankly, I don't give a fuck, I just want to get a good job so my kids don't have to have it rough. And that's why I'm in college. And yes, I do have fun on the side. You only live once, and who knows how long that lasts? Might as well have fun.
@ChisMcKeelee I have no problem with having fun, and I know very well about the frailty of human life. I've had my fair share of fun, and I don't shun people who like to have fun. Your comment made it sound like the reason you are in college is to party and have sex, with learning taking a back seat. That's how I took it, this is my opinion. I don't know you, and I'm sure you're an intelligent, decent human being. Just pissed me off. To each his own.
hahahaha it's to freakin true, no one can burn ramen noodles it's kinda a fail, my university was filled with dip shits, we had to go outside DURING CLASS, middle of winter, and plus dont forget its gym or physical fitness class or whatever they call it, so i was in short ass thin gym clothes meaning its winter and i literally froze to death when guess what, we weren't allowed to go back in for 2 hours, just because a man that wasn't faculty or a student so we get kicked outside. wonderful eh?
@abousloppy Actually I cook quite frequently, and I've never burned anything. Sometimes things don't turn out the way you like them to, however, to burn something, you would have to not pay attention, or have no idea what you're doing in the first place, in which case you shouldn't be cooking. Burning Ramen noodles is pretty much inexcusable.
Shut the fuck up u dumb mother fucker people are trying to sleep while u are burning up the school with ur flaming hot cheeto breath u fuckin poop head, gOd damn complainer
so there are retards right? and what makes u think you're NOt? arguing about the roman noodles and posting this pathetic video, why dont u get on a diet, im sure your life would be less misserable.
Oh yeah dude, you got it rough. I mean I can't find a job because the economy down but your ramen noodles rant really put things into perspective. Here's my advice STOP BEING A DOUCHBAG!
I thought it was funny, Youtube rants have to expect some trolls attacking them and plus he has to know he's fat... I mean just look below u can't expect any different reaction so thwerfore. Hahahhahaha fatty. Yay
it honestly boggles the mind why you fat retards take up urls making these retarded videos when numerous people have told you that your "angry fat man rants" aren't funny because the rants a weak form of acting and your just not fat enough to be funny, your like borderline obese. Instead of calling other people retards, go to class, and whats up with your voice
But he does have a point. One would think there are smart people in colleges but more often it's filled with a bunch of idiots who don't want to learn and just want to party.
And the prison cell/dorm room analogy is spot on in my experience.
And there is a kid in the background, i wonder if that's his roommate or if he is studying while he rants, lol.
The best part about fat assholes, is that their life expectancy should be low so we don't have to look at them or smell them for too long. Calm down, Fatty - eat something.
now now i no ur angry and i can c why. im d sort off guy who pisses his way thru life ends up having a good time, getting good girls and lots and lots of money. u despise that. now ur going to go home nd cry and eat urself to sleep whyl all good lucking ppl will go out party nd f**k all night. HAHAHAHA
U know how u got into the university cause they felt sorry for ur fatt ass
shut the fuck up we really dont care that u spent 30 fucking thousand dollars...
did it ever cross ur mind that someone set the fire so u actually did some excersize so really u should b thanking the person cause atleast they woke u up b4 u stopped breathing while u were sleeping.... GO PAY FOR THE FUCKING LIPO SUCTION AND MAKE SURE THEY SUCK AND NOT BLOW FATTY
you fat fucking annoying ungrateful naive. i know community college students that would destroy your self-ordained "intellect". but i understand your kind-take it out on everybody else cause you dont know what pussy feels like. must be difficult. and furthermore, please relax. you're gonna give yourself a heart attack. God i never post but youve inspired me to. youre corny, angry, annoying, and i would beat yo ass if i ever saw you. i hate self-victimizing morons like you. be a man homo. onelove
I really hope no one listens to you thats just your crappy experience :) why do all fat people always bitch... ? like oh im fat pity me and then i'll bitch some more then i'll eat. ha do me a favour in your next video get a gun and blow a hole in your head :) your so annoying :) thx
Anyone can burn anything, idiot. You simply turn the stove top on and it slips your mind. Have fun being a bitter, insufferably annoying human waste for your entire college career. I'm going to wager all these people you hate for one reason or another are going to be too busy being happy and having rich experiences with their friends to notice. You suck.
ha ha, i bet your the retard that burnt the noodles! I also bet you got conned by a texaport computer sales man who said that your new alienware computer could make you idiot proof noodles!
What about scholarships? Or how about transferring to another university that is cheaper? You know, some universities will cover your tuition so long as you have a 3.5 GPA or so. And it's fairly easy to transfer, so long as your grades are okay. And since you're a college student, why don't you start weight training and doing cardio at the school gym. It's free for current students and it's good for the body, mind, and soul/spirit. Some discipline like that is very rewarding.
I bet you spent $30,000 a month on pizza you fat retard. You should run laps around the track instead of sitting in your room in your XXXXXL t-shirt bitching about how much your fat parents spend on a place which you CHOSE to go.
get off your ass, turn off your computer, and go outside. you're in college. stop wasting what could be your last chance at happiness and maybe getting laid
You are a huge faggot. You are never going to get laid. You are not funny. No one cares what you have to say. Any degree you end up getting will go to waste because no one will hire such a pathetic fucking loser. Bet you can't wait to move back into Mom's basement.
*FUCK*, that *FUCKIN* rant sure was in my *FUCKIN* face and not contrived or stupid at all! Burning *FUCKIN* RAMEN NOODLES!??? *FUCKIN* Tech support!?!? Whoah dude! Do yourself a favor and either:
A. Stop being a hugely enormous faggot
B. Shut up
Preferably both. You're not funny, at all. You're a fat, obnoxious turbo nerd with a lame sense of humour and douchey facial hair. Step away from the webcam and go back to watching Family Guy reruns you annoying turd.
Preach! This fat turd is annoying as fuck. The only thing funny about this video is how bad this guy sucks. FUCK FUCK FUCK RAMEN NOODLES RETARD RETARD FUCK 30 GRAND !!!!
Allrighty...I watched the entire video...I like what you're doing here...but as long as we are giving constructive criticism to each other...may I kindly suggest you shorten your videos to under 5 minutes? Alot of todays youth have attention span disorders...and even at five minutes...that's stretching thier focus ability rather thin.
On a final note, just because you nave no social skills it does not mean that other people are retarded - it means that you're a close-minded whiny asshole, and a narcissistic one at that.
Ok, I even said that ramen can burn if you don't watch it, I said that it then takes a while. Also, I have friends and don't need to whine to people to feel good about myself.
And another thing; don't throw that bullshit line that you were feeling 'too lazy' to put together your own computer, because if you've just payed this extortionate fee for your college tuition (which is actually a pretty average fee, by the way), then there's no way you'd shell out any more money than you'd have to for a computer, so just accept that the companies can do a much better job than you, even if it is faulty first time round.
Ok...Ramon noodles can be burnt quite easily - you just let the water boil dry. And I realise that this is a rarity for you since considering your physique I can imagine that you sit and watch the stove for every second that it's on just to decrease the time between 'cooking' and 'eating', but other people may actually have better things to do.
Ok...Ramon noodles can be burnt quite easily - you just let the water boil dry. And I realise that this is a rarity for you since considering your physique I can imagine that you sit and watch the stove for every second that it's on just to decrease the time between 'cooking' and 'eating', but other people may actually have better things to do.
how in the hell do u burn freaking ramon noodles??? *lights the retard on fire* o great job nive vid! and u r not emo those bastards who say that can die! *rates five stars*
Sounds like you're having a great time so far. There's someone behind you, really, he's right there behind your left shoulder. I think he's gone now, maybe he's getting your computer fixed - No he's back! I think he's in a mirror. But if you're tech support, you can fix your own puter! You really need to take up drinking Mate.
someones hungry lol
thehenchdon 7 months ago
"Boil water, add water to noodles..."
OR the start-fire method....
"Find noodles, add water, MICROWAVE FOR OVER 9000 HOURS"
jusblaze99 10 months ago
I like listening to fat men who are telling there stories on YouTube
RockersArsem 11 months ago
I had something like that happen to one of the austic blond girls in my ausatic program in florida she was cooking something with here roomate in the microwave some how the wiring it was faulty in the apartment ignite. I don't kno if they ash hole that built the building put in wrong our fi it was done like in tower inferno to save money .
slagarcrue85 1 year ago
30 thousand dollars that 15 times what I can legal have in my bank account. Being austic real sucks sometimes.
slagarcrue85 1 year ago
this is awesome
halo1234563 1 year ago
Seth Rogen
zachharris55 1 year ago
He ate all the pies without a doubt
tosti24 1 year ago
what idiot burns romming noddles. LOL
jarrettsuhr 1 year ago
You sir, are my hero. I r serious. I lol'd. I also subscribed.
Protoplayer9217 1 year ago
get the fuck over it fat ass
holdenboi666 1 year ago
I couldn’t finish this．Your lack of charisma and story-telling skills ruined it. And besides， college is fun because you party and get laid all the time， the learning is just kind of an added bonus. Try doing those things and suddenly you won’t give two shits about burnt ラメン.
ChisMcKeelee 1 year ago
@ChisMcKeelee You're attending college for the wrong reasons then. People like you should stick to flipping burgers.
semperfortisxxi 1 year ago
@semperfortisxxi I didn't realize there were a set list of right and wrong reasons. I apologize on behalf of all "people like me. "
ChisMcKeelee 1 year ago
@ChisMcKeelee Was the university created to "party and get laid all the time" or to further your education? You have the nerve to say learning "is just kind of an added bonus." Simple enough, your head is in the wrong place.
semperfortisxxi 1 year ago
@semperfortisxxi Well considering the fact that college is nothing more than earning a certificate that shows employers that you give a fuck, yeah, I'd rather enjoy it than be a douche and shun people who like to have fun. And quite frankly, I don't give a fuck, I just want to get a good job so my kids don't have to have it rough. And that's why I'm in college. And yes, I do have fun on the side. You only live once, and who knows how long that lasts? Might as well have fun.
ChisMcKeelee 1 year ago
@ChisMcKeelee I have no problem with having fun, and I know very well about the frailty of human life. I've had my fair share of fun, and I don't shun people who like to have fun. Your comment made it sound like the reason you are in college is to party and have sex, with learning taking a back seat. That's how I took it, this is my opinion. I don't know you, and I'm sure you're an intelligent, decent human being. Just pissed me off. To each his own.
semperfortisxxi 1 year ago
@semperfortisxxi Na, I hear you. I came off wrong in that comment. I just didn't like the guy in this video cuz he seems like a chode lol.
ChisMcKeelee 1 year ago
@ChisMcKeelee I'll definitely agree with you there. lol
semperfortisxxi 1 year ago
hahahaha it's to freakin true, no one can burn ramen noodles it's kinda a fail, my university was filled with dip shits, we had to go outside DURING CLASS, middle of winter, and plus dont forget its gym or physical fitness class or whatever they call it, so i was in short ass thin gym clothes meaning its winter and i literally froze to death when guess what, we weren't allowed to go back in for 2 hours, just because a man that wasn't faculty or a student so we get kicked outside. wonderful eh?
Mattmeo11 1 year ago
dude...its ramen noodles...people burn sumthing at least once you dumb fucker!
yur spazing over a tuition....why r u in there in the first place?!
abousloppy 1 year ago
@abousloppy Actually I cook quite frequently, and I've never burned anything. Sometimes things don't turn out the way you like them to, however, to burn something, you would have to not pay attention, or have no idea what you're doing in the first place, in which case you shouldn't be cooking. Burning Ramen noodles is pretty much inexcusable.
semperfortisxxi 1 year ago
@semperfortisxxi I don't remember writting that or seeing this vid . . . I think I might have been hacked
abousloppy 1 year ago
getting fucked over by alienware =/= collage experience.
13LatinPride13 1 year ago
Shut the fuck up u dumb mother fucker people are trying to sleep while u are burning up the school with ur flaming hot cheeto breath u fuckin poop head, gOd damn complainer
mrINTENSEIfy 1 year ago
your rant could use more anger.
MasterTaco666 1 year ago
you're yelling at a camera... your cool
Matt698813 1 year ago
DnD ftw
Therapeia 1 year ago
dude pleas chill out man ,some people just want some fried noodles
axa2461 1 year ago
so there are retards right? and what makes u think you're NOt? arguing about the roman noodles and posting this pathetic video, why dont u get on a diet, im sure your life would be less misserable.
lostidentity99 1 year ago
This dude needs to calm down and make the most of it.
clgreene100 1 year ago
is it just me? or is this fag NOT funny.. at all.
bart666a 1 year ago
umm...well all i have to say is wtf
RandomNoPointVideos 1 year ago
there is someone else in that room, laughing with this guy like hes a comic genius! that must be the retarded guy he was talking about!
Tobymilleruk1 2 years ago
low self esteem......its the real world people r gunna judge u
nomoreurfacejokes 2 years ago
ur just nerdy.....pc gaming on a college....ur not supposed to learn only party...and 30k is nutin
nomoreurfacejokes 2 years ago
i hope you know, that sunglasses dont hide the fact that you fat.
MattL3blanc 2 years ago
Oh yeah dude, you got it rough. I mean I can't find a job because the economy down but your ramen noodles rant really put things into perspective. Here's my advice STOP BEING A DOUCHBAG!
KingOfStupid87 2 years ago
I burn ramen noodles all the time :0
Cbreezyable 2 years ago
Dude, really ..lose weight you idiot. Complaining about life ..how about you step in a gym or go run a few miles. People like you piss me off.
Explozivan 2 years ago
i cant believe you made a whole video because someone burnt romen and you don't know how to set up a new computer.
gnarvids 2 years ago
lose some weight go on a rammen noddle diet you fat fuck
SamGreen6969 2 years ago
I thought it was funny, Youtube rants have to expect some trolls attacking them and plus he has to know he's fat... I mean just look below u can't expect any different reaction so thwerfore. Hahahhahaha fatty. Yay
deathmourn1252 2 years ago
This is the shittiest video I've ever seen.
EgoCheck616 2 years ago
Aw, burned Ramen noodles :( ahaha :P
insanepoet93 2 years ago
dude you've been sucking way too much cock
Glenerd159 2 years ago 8
ur the fucking retard fatass >.>
ascendrio 2 years ago 2
Your smiling while ranting, therefore, your not serious, making this 'rant' not funny at all because there is no legit feelilngs behind it
TheMac1229 2 years ago 7
@TheMac1229
EXACTLY !!!!!
zcombs15 2 years ago
it honestly boggles the mind why you fat retards take up urls making these retarded videos when numerous people have told you that your "angry fat man rants" aren't funny because the rants a weak form of acting and your just not fat enough to be funny, your like borderline obese. Instead of calling other people retards, go to class, and whats up with your voice
snowboarder32189 2 years ago
Sweet dungeons and dragons shirt fag
JasonisBA 2 years ago
HAHAHA how would u know that?
bizzy400 2 years ago
dude... you fat ass... stop complainin and go on a magor diet... you arent a know it all...cos ur fat.. and ffs stop talkin about food.. you fat shit
xdashdave 2 years ago
whos the gut in the mirror in the backround
WandererofHunger 2 years ago
what college r u talking about??????????
MakavelieMoose 2 years ago
did u know ur fat?
Sizzle3003 2 years ago
1. if you pay 30.000 dollars for college then you are doing something wrong.
2. the guy who stands in the hallway from2:42 can hear your you and thinks: wtf ...retard 0.o.
3. Why the hell are you wearing sunglasses?
4. loose weight.
5. good luck with your life ^^
Darkenixx 2 years ago
Shut up fat ass
if i see you around ima throw stones at you
fat people all stink of BO
clyrenternal 2 years ago
And people wonder why there is so many shooting going on in schools...if i was his roommate i would prolly shot him long time ago
darklibrax 2 years ago
i guess food is the only time fat guys can be right about something...your the retard and you deserve everything that happens to you....
Malkut002M 2 years ago
ooh. . .adult languege!! :O
JoJoKenn94 2 years ago
i would throw rocks at you if i saw you fatguy
momosteur 2 years ago
He kinda reminds me of a nerdy guy i know.
But he does have a point. One would think there are smart people in colleges but more often it's filled with a bunch of idiots who don't want to learn and just want to party.
And the prison cell/dorm room analogy is spot on in my experience.
And there is a kid in the background, i wonder if that's his roommate or if he is studying while he rants, lol.
WorldsGreatestPerson 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAH....fatty mad
maryfromthebus45 2 years ago
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wyattspoop 2 years ago
its ok, hes got the anger of 2 men, and the fat of 4, so really hes pretty zen
marcusrknowlto 2 years ago
I think he is so angry becouse someone burned the noodles he wanted to eat
barf11 2 years ago 3
The best part about fat assholes, is that their life expectancy should be low so we don't have to look at them or smell them for too long. Calm down, Fatty - eat something.
bremode 2 years ago 2
i don't need to take this shit from you
shaneinkster 2 years ago
HOW you got into FUCKING university is a FUCKING mystery to me =] ah what the hell. FUCK FUCK FUCK O:<
TheFatboy1012 2 years ago
well if u spent as much time working out as u do complaining and eating ud b able to show off a good beach bod nd get some
conor169 2 years ago
Go fucking burn nigger sausage eater. You probably kill 5 niggers a day just to eat their delicious delicious dark meat.
daze9595 2 years ago
now now i no ur angry and i can c why. im d sort off guy who pisses his way thru life ends up having a good time, getting good girls and lots and lots of money. u despise that. now ur going to go home nd cry and eat urself to sleep whyl all good lucking ppl will go out party nd f**k all night. HAHAHAHA
conor169 2 years ago
Don't worry - this guy knows he sucks.
bremode 2 years ago
and that's the zinger!
bremode 2 years ago
lmao
elephantpoop101 2 years ago
Dude that fucking rocks(as in hilarious)...I feel ya!
Bodybuildingkicksass 2 years ago
grow the fuck up and get the fuck over it
U know how u got into the university cause they felt sorry for ur fatt ass
shut the fuck up we really dont care that u spent 30 fucking thousand dollars...
did it ever cross ur mind that someone set the fire so u actually did some excersize so really u should b thanking the person cause atleast they woke u up b4 u stopped breathing while u were sleeping.... GO PAY FOR THE FUCKING LIPO SUCTION AND MAKE SURE THEY SUCK AND NOT BLOW FATTY
happyhighpants 3 years ago
wtff ure a fat cunt just shut the fuck up
Leave then if its that bad you fat lazy cunt.
Buy fucking lipo suckting with your 30 000 fucking thousand dollars cunt!
MAN THE HARPOONS ya fat cunt
grow the fuck up.
bow4ranga 3 years ago
Man Ur Funny
NaruHinafan93 3 years ago 2
White Power
Strogenforcer 3 years ago
If you hate it so much why dont you leave?
BitingOsprey 3 years ago
Wants wrong with apple cores.
And please shut up about the noodles.
jakerockznoodles 3 years ago
you fat fucking annoying ungrateful naive. i know community college students that would destroy your self-ordained "intellect". but i understand your kind-take it out on everybody else cause you dont know what pussy feels like. must be difficult. and furthermore, please relax. you're gonna give yourself a heart attack. God i never post but youve inspired me to. youre corny, angry, annoying, and i would beat yo ass if i ever saw you. i hate self-victimizing morons like you. be a man homo. onelove
innertube86 3 years ago 2
All I hear is some fat fool whining on about someone spoiling some food
oceaneagle1 3 years ago
I really hope no one listens to you thats just your crappy experience :) why do all fat people always bitch... ? like oh im fat pity me and then i'll bitch some more then i'll eat. ha do me a favour in your next video get a gun and blow a hole in your head :) your so annoying :) thx
mcrmay1107 3 years ago
this is rather retarded please just shut up....
mcrmay1107 3 years ago
welcome to life
w0smith 3 years ago
lol this is a classic make more man plz
freeofgreed 3 years ago
Man, sounds like he's having a fat man seizure.
hankypanky1111 3 years ago 4
lmfao
freeofgreed 3 years ago
too fat too furious
devilboi17 3 years ago 4
Lol, nice.
iPuapet 3 years ago
uh you assume the cops are sitting around eating doughnuts? you realize what cops do for a living right?
christiney89 3 years ago
its cause you drive a Mk3 Vw
Vq35Pwr 3 years ago
Anyone can burn anything, idiot. You simply turn the stove top on and it slips your mind. Have fun being a bitter, insufferably annoying human waste for your entire college career. I'm going to wager all these people you hate for one reason or another are going to be too busy being happy and having rich experiences with their friends to notice. You suck.
MBArkestra 3 years ago
wow, thats what im talkin about
BitchWithShades 3 years ago
shit, you look like Mr.Szymanski from computer class in High School, whatz up Mr.S
DaColt88 3 years ago
Dude there are retards eveywhere
Soapyfallen 3 years ago
YOU blame OTHER people for eating doughnuts??
dotheworldafavour 3 years ago 2
guys lay off this is funny...and i cant mind my own business either...i can rant for ours about the stuff that goes on in my school
headbanger888 4 years ago
dont spend 30 grand then fatass. nobody held a gun to your head and demanded you to go to college.
SDSnyper 4 years ago
Exactly.
Higorillaz 3 years ago 2
This comment has received too many negative votes show
theres retards everywhere you go, nobodies perfect including you, its life get used to it, your not very funny also btw
voodoofishbat 4 years ago
ha ha, i bet your the retard that burnt the noodles! I also bet you got conned by a texaport computer sales man who said that your new alienware computer could make you idiot proof noodles!
LeighRollo2006 4 years ago
I don't think you're very funny.
pumpz0r 4 years ago
hey lay off, this shit is funny as hell, like your fuckin faces i don't doubt
midwesternerforlife 4 years ago
whats wrong with being a retard retards r kool use the word reject (like u)
dotheworldafavour 4 years ago
If you didn't use the word "retard" maybe you'd sound a little less ignorant and whiny.
Uglystick74 4 years ago
u need to see anger managment
sexysamy95 4 years ago 2
Nice DnD shirt, Gnerd, Jk I have that shirt
deathdealer5x 4 years ago 2
get a life, ur annoying
pillze69 4 years ago
What about scholarships? Or how about transferring to another university that is cheaper? You know, some universities will cover your tuition so long as you have a 3.5 GPA or so. And it's fairly easy to transfer, so long as your grades are okay. And since you're a college student, why don't you start weight training and doing cardio at the school gym. It's free for current students and it's good for the body, mind, and soul/spirit. Some discipline like that is very rewarding.
sniperhun65 4 years ago
I burned Ramen noodles once!
MEGARA2009 4 years ago 8
@MEGARA2009 me too!
CheezyShot5123 1 year ago
@MEGARA2009 i burned Ramen noodles once to
ninjahunter435 1 year ago
I'm convinced your my clone dude.
TheeFATMAN 4 years ago 4
It was funny for about 5 minuits and korealize is a pompus cock sucker.
BAA5454545455 4 years ago
i liked it. i mean come on! how can you burn ramen noodles? funny and true.... great job!
aleschia 4 years ago
... you're a fag.
capybara999 4 years ago
hey all of u need to shut up this guys funny and not everyone can have a fucking six pack you gym bitch
guitarjunky3 5 years ago
30,000 dollers on food ya fat bastard
SurteeS2K7 5 years ago
I bet you spent $30,000 a month on pizza you fat retard. You should run laps around the track instead of sitting in your room in your XXXXXL t-shirt bitching about how much your fat parents spend on a place which you CHOSE to go.
makaronincheeze 5 years ago 2
you definitely have the smirk to fit your girth
please dont make any more videos
korealize 5 years ago
dude you aren't angry or funny enough
TheJRo 5 years ago
haha hes so angry its funny.
Catastrophe420 5 years ago
College is awesome, don't listen to this retard.
LuckyDevil56 5 years ago
you have no reason to live haven't you?
PijnigeR 5 years ago
SHUT UP you sound like a pussy who is holding back their voice for sum gay reason
JUST STOP MAKING THESE ANNOYING,POINTLESS VIDEOS
kidoe 5 years ago
get off your ass, turn off your computer, and go outside. you're in college. stop wasting what could be your last chance at happiness and maybe getting laid
rfid4dna 5 years ago
Who's that guy standing behind you and is he a web 2.0 superstar too
frackle 5 years ago
worst rant EVAR (cmoic book guy voice)
qwerty678999 5 years ago
There's retards everywhere. Either your with them or your above them (right now you're with them)
qwerty678999 5 years ago
You are a huge faggot. You are never going to get laid. You are not funny. No one cares what you have to say. Any degree you end up getting will go to waste because no one will hire such a pathetic fucking loser. Bet you can't wait to move back into Mom's basement.
openchestwounds 5 years ago
greek and roman studies aka dnd faggot
ps im italian lol
cognitonaut 5 years ago
didnt watch
DniSorceress 5 years ago
college is awesome i'm having a threesome with some hot college coeds right now :)
Roennemans 5 years ago
you are annoying not to mention unnattractive
thumbsdownfartsound 5 years ago
*FUCK*, that *FUCKIN* rant sure was in my *FUCKIN* face and not contrived or stupid at all! Burning *FUCKIN* RAMEN NOODLES!??? *FUCKIN* Tech support!?!? Whoah dude! Do yourself a favor and either:
A. Stop being a hugely enormous faggot
B. Shut up
Preferably both. You're not funny, at all. You're a fat, obnoxious turbo nerd with a lame sense of humour and douchey facial hair. Step away from the webcam and go back to watching Family Guy reruns you annoying turd.
MBArkestra 5 years ago
Preach! This fat turd is annoying as fuck. The only thing funny about this video is how bad this guy sucks. FUCK FUCK FUCK RAMEN NOODLES RETARD RETARD FUCK 30 GRAND !!!!
bremode 2 years ago
are you the comic book guy from the simpsons? God the similarity is freakishly uncanny. You even talk and sound like him.
kealan8010 5 years ago
you're annoying
funkmasterflex28 5 years ago
Allrighty...I watched the entire video...I like what you're doing here...but as long as we are giving constructive criticism to each other...may I kindly suggest you shorten your videos to under 5 minutes? Alot of todays youth have attention span disorders...and even at five minutes...that's stretching thier focus ability rather thin.
whirlysquirrel 5 years ago
AWESOME!
People burn shit at my school all the fucking time!
rtsmithiv 5 years ago
it easy to burn ramen noodles when your half asleep and forget to put water in them and put them in the microwave.
xzerolegend 5 years ago
Never end a rant with a smile.
PowerSlouch 5 years ago
Anthony,
you now officially scare me.
-Kyle
Mustex4 5 years ago
On a final note, just because you nave no social skills it does not mean that other people are retarded - it means that you're a close-minded whiny asshole, and a narcissistic one at that.
TheCaptin987 5 years ago
Ok, I even said that ramen can burn if you don't watch it, I said that it then takes a while. Also, I have friends and don't need to whine to people to feel good about myself.
FirestormMk3 5 years ago
But all of your rants are you whining to people (ie the viewers)... You need to think about what you're doing and saying and why you're saying it.
sniperhun65 4 years ago
And another thing; don't throw that bullshit line that you were feeling 'too lazy' to put together your own computer, because if you've just payed this extortionate fee for your college tuition (which is actually a pretty average fee, by the way), then there's no way you'd shell out any more money than you'd have to for a computer, so just accept that the companies can do a much better job than you, even if it is faulty first time round.
TheCaptin987 5 years ago
Ok...Ramon noodles can be burnt quite easily - you just let the water boil dry. And I realise that this is a rarity for you since considering your physique I can imagine that you sit and watch the stove for every second that it's on just to decrease the time between 'cooking' and 'eating', but other people may actually have better things to do.
TheCaptin987 5 years ago
Ok...Ramon noodles can be burnt quite easily - you just let the water boil dry. And I realise that this is a rarity for you since considering your physique I can imagine that you sit and watch the stove for every second that it's on just to decrease the time between 'cooking' and 'eating', but other people may actually have better things to do.
TheCaptin987 5 years ago
how in the hell do u burn freaking ramon noodles??? *lights the retard on fire* o great job nive vid! and u r not emo those bastards who say that can die! *rates five stars*
WolfOfTheRedMoon 5 years ago
You remind me of Kevin James from "King of Queens"!
SHDJEN 5 years ago
Dude you are awesome!
i can't wait for the next episode
mpbaumg 5 years ago
Sounds like you're having a great time so far. There's someone behind you, really, he's right there behind your left shoulder. I think he's gone now, maybe he's getting your computer fixed - No he's back! I think he's in a mirror. But if you're tech support, you can fix your own puter! You really need to take up drinking Mate.
Gigolo8 5 years ago