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  • the buybull hahahaha.

  • Really, I should have checked those names. It seems conservapedia has long articles about the harm caused by gay people and atheist. But anything else is a wikipedia article, except muslim which oddly enough is pretty small.

  • Conservapedia is my source of learning! Wikipedia is waaay too biased!

  • Well, it's modest of them to claim it, but there WAS humour before Christianity.

    Before laughing at Christian nonsense, there were other things to laugh at.

  • All I got coming out of this was to wear more black :P

  • i don't press caps for 'h' on hell because i'm to lazy to press shift. - that's all.

  • About their objection to using CE/BCE dates because it doesn't recognise Jesus, I wonder if they're aware that Jesus was actually born in about the year 4 BC/BCE, therefore if they really wanted to reference him they'd call the current year "2015 A.D.", no wait, the numbers we currently use have Hindu/Muslim origins...

  • @PastafariansWON yeah, but no one feels like using old greek numerals

  • Sometimes I wish I was never born into a world this crazy :(

  • These are some stupid statements, but none so surprising to be in print as, "People in the past had higher IQ's." Considering that the average IQ is always 100, and numerical IQ's are relative to the average being 100, this is mathematically impossible, even if people HAVE gotten stupider.

  • I needed a good laugh, thanks :D

    

  • Wait... public education causes mental problems? So... according to Conservapedia, the guy on TIMECUBE.com is correct, and we're all educated stupid (in size 246 font)? Huh, who knew?

  • "Humor did not exist prior to Christianity"

    Sorry, you got a typo there:

    .

    It is spelled "since" not "prior to"

  • You forgot that their geocentrists as well and think the sun goes around the earth.

    Just ask NephilimbecileFree.

  • Personally at most I would give them 3-5, 9-11 and 13.

  • the part about people having higher IQ's in the past is probabley true

  • "Wearing black is anti-christian"

    ...

    Really?

    Someone better tell all them priests and nuns.

  • @DeyDerkDerDerb Technically Catholicism is a counterfeit Christianity. You would know that if you'll bother to do any research. Still I don't think that the Christian God gets upset over the color of clothes that someone chooses to wear.

  • @ErgortanguperPolice what do you mean catholicism is counterfeit, i thought it was one of the first orthodox views. i know there was a time before any orthodox views, but i dont get what you mean by that.

  • @oneadamtwelve86 They had works to faith, they forbid their clergy from marrying, they command abstaining from certain meats, they call their Priests "Father" (all of which are forbidden by Jesus in the New Testament) They continually sacrifice him in their Mass like the work he did on the cross wasn't good enough, The colors of the Vatican are Scarlet and Purple- Which is what the Mother of Harlots in the book of Revelation wears- in fact sometimes they call them selfs the Mother church!

  • @ErgortanguperPolice o, the whole i know what the bible means better view, for some reason i thought you actually had something real to talk about besides retarded theological bullshit.

    question, you dont think the christian god gets upset over the color of your clothes. do you have any idea why wearing two different kinds of fabric is an abomination to him?

  • @oneadamtwelve86 Maybe it was one more way to make his people (the Israelites) stand out from the non believing Gentiles? Other than that I don't know, but maybe some Christian Scholar knows. As my mom said (she knows the bible better than I do) "Wearing black makes someone an Atheist the same way sitting in a Garage makes them a car."

  • @ErgortanguperPolice

    Catholicism isn't the first Christian faith practiced, true. The first Christians were a sect of Judaism, and they observed largely the same traditions. From there they branched out into various disparate sects and developed their own unique Gospels and Apocrypha tailored to their local cultures. Catholicism is the result of the first attempt to reconcile and canonize the various texts in order to settle divisive theological disputes.

  • @Sinuev1

    Those sects and their scriptures which could find reconciliation were brought in under a single unified church, while those deemed heretical (such as the gnostics, as well as around 32 gospels - including Thomas, Peter, Judas, Mary, etc) were driven out.

    This vetted Christianity as an established and legitimate religion within Rome, which allowed for mass production of scriptural compilations to be used across the empire... which over several centuries would form the cannon.

  • @Sinuev1

    Later when Theodosius I became emperor, he elevated Christianity to the level of official state religion and soon after initiated a brutal persecution of the pagans and their temples. Barring the Eastern Orthodox/Western Orthodox division... there was only one church, and one Christianity that remained relevant until Martin Luther's reformation.

    Point of all this being that Catholicism is not a counterfeit, but is the first whole from which all modern Christianity originated. 

  • @AlwaysDisagreeing

    I am a eukaryote. I am also a chordate. I am also a tetrapod. I am also a mammal.

    And birds are also dinosaurs, the last living members of the group. There's nothing new age about it.

    When a population of primates speciates into two smaller populations of primate, neither stops being primates.

  • I know conservapedia is stupid, but I think misinformed evolution theory is a part of the reason for the nazi and genocide, the whole "supreme race" thingie.

  • YEP, looks like a good place to get bullshit information......kinda like the bible

  • When we were trying to abolish slavery, guess who was against it? Redneck conservative christians who believed it was a biblical right to own them. Now they try saying slavery isn't condoned. Fail. And Hitler lived by what he thought were christian morals, and after looking at the old testament, he was probably right! It has absolutely nothing to do with atheism. Another fail. As for evolution causing nazis and genocide, look at the dark ages! Christianity did the same thing!

  • The third one I'll give them.

  • i just realized something

    hitler was into propaganda and information control too

    oops....

  • don't you get headaches reading the cons site?

  • Y'know, the IQ bit is quite plausable when you consider the rest.

  • it seems the people how made conservapedia are aware of how stupid it is.

    because you can't enter conservapedia from outside the US (well at least not from germany). maybe they think that foreigners may think americans are stupid when they see this site.

    but plaese conservapedia we know that are (the birthers, creationists, etc) but not the regular US citizen

    so please let me have some fun and allow acces to conservapedia from where i live

  • @karachogm OH THAT'S WHY I CANT GO LOOK AND HAVE A LAUGH!!!Greetings from Italy

  • @TheWoodstock2009 well i think so,i don't think that european goverments would block that side, that would be usless.

  • @karachogm aus Österreich ist die Seite problemlos erreichbar! Vielleicht war sie bei deinen Zugriffsversuchen gerade überlastet oder in Wartung.

  • @atheistfromaustria mittlerweile gehts auch wieder, hätte nich gedacht dass die seite so beliebt is das die häufig überlastet is

  • The raptors that lived off mammals survived, we call them birds, Also, you have alligators and crocodiles. Dinosaurs do live still today, they just don't run the show as much (though birds do pretty well).

  • @lunoXxity European are considered atheist earth worshiping pagans, they don't deserve to be enlighten...

  • AWWWW hell!! I'm only wearing black til they make something darker.

  • I don't care what anyone says - Conservapdia is nothing more than parody. I'm a liberal Atheist and I've never encountered a fundamentalist christian conservative that was both backward enough to have the above views and literate enough to use a computer. It is just plain logically impossible that the site is anything more than parody.

  • @HeatherSpoonheim One word, NephilimFree... Take that in your incredulity ! ! ! XD

  • Conservapedia listed Gematria (the killing name) by Slipknot as one of the top 100 conservative songs.

    wtf?

  • That would mean a lot of nuns are atheists.

  • "wearing black is anti-christian"

    *Cough* Priests and Nuns *cough*

  • Fundies love their guns. What better way to convert people to their religion?

  • Don't priests wear black?

  • @DuncanDDante apparently not...

  • @DuncanDDante they are consevitves in the US so they are most likely evanglical christians. their priests don't wear black and all other froms of christanity are just the devil trying to make you sin or something like that

  • @kokofan50

    Possibly...

    But, putting aside the aparent imbecility of such a statement, how the hell (writing this word apparently controls my very own beliefs and convictions) does the color of your attire change your belief system? Are the only people attending funerals anti-christian? Does it wear off (no pun inteded) when you undress? Isn't a majority of formal clothing black? Is it the dye? Does it work on blind people? I am utterly confused.

    But I guess that's the whole point of it.

  • @DuncanDDante i just answered what you asked with what in know and have none for the other questions. my rule when trying to understand them give up. they are sheeple and fear what they are told to fear

  • @kokofan50

    I know... I know... I'm sorry.

    I just cannot grasp how can people even arrive to such outrageous ideas. And the fact that they do, shows that something is very, very wrong and something oughta be done about it.

  • @DuncanDDante i agree something is wrong and needs to be done. the best thing i know is teach kids before this kind of stuff over takes them

  • Of course the Bible opposes gun control! Everyone knows Jesus went around with a glock poking out of his robe!

  • To be fair, the dinosaurs aren't extinct.

    We call them birds now.

  • @rkyeun Actually, they are extinct. Birds and dinosaurs aren't the same species.

  • @numbcheese

    Birds and dinosaurs aren't species at all, they're broad taxonomic classifications, the former of which is a subset of the latter. Birds are dinosaurs.

  • @numbcheese Interesting. Neither "bird" nor "dinosaur" is a term nor name for any species of anything on the planet, let alone animal species. They're descriptive terms.

  • 3 Uncyclopedia contributors are jealous.

  • "Humor did not exist prior to christianity."

    What that means is: Prior to that, this world was dreary and serious. And then christianity came along and.. BOOOM!... laughter had to be invented. It was the only possible way to deal with that new religion.

  • Dont Priests wear black?

  • @Sevenfold120 Oh Snap!

  • It might be an interesting question to ask non-fundie conservatives if they have ever wondered why virtually ALL religious fundamentalists are political conservatives. One form of conservatism has nothing to do with the other. So why is it that the stupidest people in the US invariably are political right-wingers?

  • "people in the past had higher IQs than people 2 day"

    I belive that one for the ancient rome, ancient greece and rennaissance era. And totally not for middle age and XX century!

  • A place to lower your IQ every time you read any definition provided by them. I wish it was illegal to lie on educational websites.

  • @ateopuertorico

    But then you'd have to classify Conservapedia as an educational website.

  • lmao wow really? humor didn't exist before christianity? you learn something every day. in this case i've learned that conservatives are dumber than i thought. and as Stephen Colbert once said, as repeated so much by intelligent people "Reality has a well known liberal bias"

  • From Conservapedia:

    -"A Counterexample to Evolution Is the Artistic Beauty in Nature" = ???

    -"A liberal...is someone who rejects logical and biblical standards" Note: "logical" and "biblical" are used in the same sentence

    -Under "Homosexuality", there's a list of Bible verses condemning homosexuality.

    -Under "Abortion, "Many women begin regretting their abortion before they even leave the abortion clinic" is bold.

    I think, instead of a lack of bias, conservatives want a conservative bias.

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  • And its only got madder since then. Apparently Jesus walking on water is proof of the wave-particle duality in quantum physics. Moreover, if only those darned atheist scientists had studied that passage with an open mind, they might not have taken 1900 years to figure it all out.

    I shit you not, that's what it says. Funny how all this "scientific foreknowledge" only comes to light after we figure it out in other ways. It'd be handy to have a heads up next time, theologians! :)

  • Just throwing up a chain of claims is worthless, making this video just a pile of crap. Are you too lazy or too ignorant to put references to the claims you make?

  • @DNAunion just go to conservapedia, it's all there, well... whatever they haven't deleted of course

  • @Sutskoen

    Then WTF is the point of this video?

    It makes unsuported claims, which are worthless. If this idiot had bothered to actually support his claims - like any non-retarded person would have done - then this video might be worth something.

  • I love conservapeida's logic :

    problem = "wikipedia has a left wing bias"

    solution = "make a site with a right wing bias to balance it out"

  • Every time an article is posted on conservapedia the general IQ of america sinks with a few but significant percent.

  • ...WAT

  • On the matter of the dinosaurs, for the most part they are extinct, given birds and all. Conservapedia however has no right to turn Cryptozoology into a weapon against mainstream science.

  • No wonder the rest of the world thinks Americans are stupid and/or ignorant. Sadly, those of us who live in the "normal" states/cities/towns are lumped in with "the stupid".

    These kids are going to be clueless when the get to college.

  • on one of shockofgod's videos, he said that conservapedia is a good website and is better than wikipedia. lmao!

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  • Has anyone done a diff on Conservapedia and Uncyclopedia?

    Seriously, look up atheism on both LOL

  • I notice that all comments on pro-conservapedia videos have been disabled along with rating! That speaks volumes in itself!

  • Conservapedia has got to be the greatest source of disinformation and bullshit of ALL TIME!!!

  • Conservapedia says all atheists have Asberger's Syndrome.

  • My head hurts...

  • Is there any important difference between "liberals" and "conservatives" or is it just like "we're conservatives, everyone else is Godless liberals."

  • I love that website! (to laugh at it)

  • The bible opposes gun control? If i heard that i would have thought it was a parody of conservatism!

  • When I read Conservapedia, I always get the feeling that I'm about to wake up in a cold sweat with a fever of 106, or my floor is about to cave in and make me tumble down to fucking Wonderland.

  • I tried to set up an account on Conservapedia but I was blocked by one of their editors and banned for five years. The reason given was my IP adress. He considered me to be a "vandal, troll, troublemaker", because I am from Quebec, Canada. So I guess that means that only Americans can join. What a farce! These people deserve all the ridicule that is leveled at them.

  • @leahcimnoswad I suspect you can only set up an account if you're from Texas.

  • @raithrover1976 D: But I'm from Texas. Do not want.

  • well i can say there were some people with INCREDIBLE iq levels... ya... then the church KILLED em ALL!! fuck right back to square one on the chessboard.... DAMN!

  • I think that American conservatives should stop using the term 'conservative'. Conservative political though should mean more than promoting false logical arguments for the sake of protecting the legitimacy of Christian leaders and the profits of corporations. From now on we should just call them 'shitheads'. A crude moniker I agree, but I can't think of one that does a better job in describing these people. Conservapedia is a reflection of a severe intellectual deficit in American society

  • In the words od Stephan Colbert "Reality has a liberal bias".

  • THE STUPID! IT BURNS!!!!

  • "Secular studies also indicate that most homosexuals have been attracted to the opposite gender. "

  • lol conservapedia is a fucking joke

  • Check out Conservapedia's Conservative Bible Project!

    Yes, they're actually REWRITING the DIVINELY INSPIRED, INFALLIBLE WORD OF GOD, to remove ITS liberal bias!!

  • @COMALiteJ Unbelievable! ROFLMAO!!!! The perfect Bible being censored and edited by conservatives is simply hilarious!

  • lol i was laughing so hard i had to watch this 2 times

  • holy shit, i made an account just to fuck with them and they blocked me because my name said L1beralH8r, you'd think they would like that? and i didnt do anything!

  • @JACEH123, maybe they thought that you were a Liberal who's a Hater, not a Hater of Liberals. :-)

  • Ironically, dinosaurs and man did co-exist, and dinosaurs aren't extinct.

    We call them birds these days.

  • Actual conservatives should refute Conservapedia's ridiculous assertions with everything they've got. The political right must repair the damage that nut-cakes like Conservapedia has done to their credibility.

    I knew GOP would rue the day they allied themselves with the Pat Robertsons of the world.

  • Just because someone says it, doesn't make it true. Conservapedia is proof of this

  • lol conservapedia...

    Although, i must point out one important thing. Dinosaurs Are not extinct. But this too would be opposed by the conservatards for the following reason. The Avians "birds" are a subset of the Dinosauria... specifically, they are a type of Theropod. But this is essentially evidence of evolution, something that would surely be left out of there resources..........

  • That way they could post creationist and right-wing propoganda videos and prevent anyone from making videos refuting them.

  • Maybe conservatives should create Conservatube to counteract the liberal bias of Youtube.

  • Hay to the original poster.....Get a life you prick. Maybe one day you'll even get a GIRLFRIEND who's willing to put up with your badbreath!

    Imagine that eh!

  • Ravaged by socialism and gay marriage, Canada embarrasses itself at the Olympics it is hosting. "O no Canada," shouts the headline for The Vancouver Sun.[2] Can't liberals just pass a law to fix this???

    This is in the news section today on this site

    it makes me wanna pull my air out

    The article they refer to is how the sports programs the Harper government put in doesnt seem to have given us a lot of medals

    How gay marriage and our social policies got involved is beyond me

  • ...no wait! a couple of days later, the Canadian men's hockey team "regained their honour" by winning the gold medal against the U.S....of course they mentioned our conservative prime minister Stephen Harper.

    :)

  • Phyllis Schlafly, the creator's mother, once said "By getting married, the woman has consented to sex, and I don't think you can call it rape"

  • And the consies wonder why I don't give them a shred of respect.

    They're unworthy of respect.

  • I once saw this comment on the 'evidence against evolution' page:

    "We have the perfect amount of teeth for our mouth. If evolution were true, this would not be the case".

    Right after this phrase, some sane person posted a real gem, which got me laughing for half an hour: "For example, we would expect to see some humans grow a third set of molars, that in some cases get so painful that they need to be removed by a dentist"

    Not surprisingly, that extra-comment got deleted shortly after

  • Conservapedia is one of the worst websites I have ever seen, and the scary part is there are many people who think like them.

    And their comics are absolutely horrible. I'm serious, check them out. They aren't even 'so bad they're funny' bad... they're worse.

  • Conservapedia is an insult to stupid

  • Like Ann Coulter said, "If liberals had any brains they'd be conservative."

  • Of course no one but knuckledragging morons take Ann Cunter seriously, so no one CARES what she says, or what her mouthbreathing supporters say.

    That's why Ann Cunter has to do shocking things, that's the only way she won't be ignored for being so fucking inane.

  • Conservapedia: Staining the American flag with their logo since -06

  • As captain obvious once said in an article, "It's like uncylopedia, only less accurate".

  • @Frankenstrat247

    Furthermore uncyclopedia doesn't take itself seriously...unlike Conservapedia which is dead serious.

  • I would be a mass murderer cause I don't believe in god, according to conservapedia. I've got nothing at all against religion but:

    a) What they're doing is slander

    b) The Jimmy Wales page is just pure hatred

    c) By hating liberalism (I'm not a liberal) they're being ironic as it's a political idea

    I don't really care if people choose to be conservatives BUT the people there are nothing short of supremacists, jingoistic and generally unpleasant

  • I got banned for using a brittish form of grammar to see If It would allow me and apparentley doing that is an attempt to keep the letters U and S away from eachother

    You also have to use B.C. you get banned for B.C.E

    And you cant say that the earth is more than 6000 years old.

    And their dickheads

  • I am an atheist and their page on atheism states that atheist have no morality.

    Christians= 75% of population AND convicts

    Atheist=10% of population and 0.25% of convicts..................yeah we are pretty lawless creatures alright.

  • Conserapedia has got to be most biased website I have ever come accros. I came accross an article earlier which stated "Creation scientists usually win debates with evolutionists" and then went on to list a total of 5 instances where they apparently won, disregarding every single other debate.

  • Not to mention that under "Famous Evolutionist" they list...

    Hitler

    Stalin

    ect...

  • Conservapedia is a joke of epic proportions.

  • @DrivenMind

    Yes, and created by a cretin of cosmical dimension.

  • "Romans had no concept of the truth."

    Romans? You mean the people who had an incredibly advanced civilization and culture... philosophy and alethiology? Ok... sure. What ever.

    "People in the past had higher IQ's than people today."

    You know what.. I'm beginning to believe that is true

  • What about "VERITAS"? That's translated to "truth" in English.

  • Romani verbum pro "veritas" non habuerunt.

  • If you look up "homosexual murder" on conservapedia, you find that homosexuals are actually more prone to murder than any other demographic of people......

    However, conviction rates for homosexual murders are also higher, given that most crime scenes have the tell tale 'glitter spatter analysis'.

  • Lmao! "Wearing black makes you an atheist."

    Poor priest lol

  • Wow! The guys at Uncyclopedia must be angry! They're being replaced!

  • Honestly, you need to make more vids like this. Theres easily enough bullshit on conservapedia.

  • That was hilarious, the only sad part of course being that some people believe that bullshit. I especially liked their statement about IQs being higher in the past: yeah, that's why they had such great technology and standards of living, oh wait...

  • These are all fucking hilarious!!

  • "separation of church and state leads to an increase in slavery"

    HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HOLY SHIT

    Yeah and capitalism makes advertising unnecessary.

  • More interesting bullshit from conservapedia;

    The speed of light is inconstant in a vacuum and if you attempt to argue otherwise it's liberal trolling.

  • Seriously though, does it really say these things on there? It has to be a joke right? Nobody in their right mind could make these claims and expect to be taken seriously.

    If they do, don't tell me, let me guess - white, right wing American christians wrote it?

    And they wonder why the rest of the world laughs at them

  • OMFG

    Does anyone see the sickness in creating facts to support an opinion?

    (Let's throw in the Hitler Card!)

    That's what Hitler did when he "Created" a revamped "Noble" history for German Propaganda....(And DON'T call bullshit coz it's true! look it up)

    This is just F###ing disgusting...

    This is so more hate -mongering Neo-cons can try and block out the truth more, just cause it interferes with their twisted view of reality.

  • I think Clownservapedia would be a better name.

  • I got a 5 year ban on conservapedia for adding that thinking Obama was born in Kenya is a conspiracy theory. Just because you believe that doesnt make it not a conspiracy theory...

  • "Global warming fraud exposed again: "Mid-October snowfall in Pa. sets record"[10] Anyone expect Al Gore to give back his $100 million? " - Conservapeida "In the News" section...

    YOU IDIOT... THAT'S WHAT CLIMATE CHANGE IS!!! SHIT GETS COLD, THEN HOT!!! THEN COLDER THEN HOTTER!!! THEN NUCLEAR WINTER MAN!!!

  • which is funnily enough, exactly what most climatologists predicted

  • I love the one

    "people of the past had higher IQ's than people of today"

    Stupid modern humans. We should do smart stuff like our ancestors.

    Sacrafice virgins for rain

    Not voyage the seas for fear of falling off the edge of the earth

    Stone adulterous women to death

    Read intestinal entrails of sheep so that we can know the future

    Better yet--all conservatives should not use modern medicine--just pray for good health or sacrafice something! hope it works out for ya!

  • Heal Yeah!

    "Me Zog, Me like my Ipod with built in internet hub and hologram projector, it work good in my cave!"

  • You missed out on the fall of Rome being caused by gays.

  • oh no, surely they should give credit where credit it due. Christianity caused the fall of Rome.

    To be fair *cough cough splutter spluter, may the spaghetti monster forgive me* to conservapedia, the Romans did tell a lot of lies. Mostly lies about how terrible everyone else so they could justify their reign of terror. There's a great deal of evidence being found that the history written by the Romans is about as reliable as conservapedia.

  • "Black people caused Nazi's and genocide".

  • You forgot to add that "Homeschooled students make up many of the top college and graduate students in mathematics today"

    They then cite their source for this as ONE homeschooled kid who's now doing maths........

  • Conservapedia makes me furious.

  • why its freakin hilarious. someone could do standup just reading from it

  • Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't the point of Conservapedia to get AWAY from factual inaccuracies and perceived bias in wikipedia? Is the irony on what conservapedia has become lost on these folks?

  • That is so sad.

  • Conservapedia: Keeping your homeschooled children isolated from reality since 2007.

  • @Teridax68 Conservapedia: Telling your beloved kids lies and garbage since 2007.

  • @Teridax68 2006*

  • actually, conservapedia caused atheism.

  • The fact that they say that Thomas Jefferson was a failure as a person is apalling. FYI you fucktarded conservatives, he was one of the writers of that piece of paper written in 1776 that you hold so fucking near and dear to you and your clan.

  • I just found Conservapedia!!

    I'm laughing my ass of!

  • Yes, there certainly is a lot of unintentional humor to be found at Conservapedia. Make sure you read the talk pages as well, a lot of the laughs happen behind-the-scenes as the staff try to justify the claims they make in their "articles".

    There's also a constantly updated report of the asinine happenings at CP over at RationalWiki. Just load up the RW main page, click on "What is going on at Conservapedia?" on the right-hand side, and prepare to laugh like a madman.

  • @GreatAtheismo Thank you

  • 1:12 LOL what about priests? wtf? And isn't vanity a sin anyway?