CHEESE & FRUIT PLATE !!! THC TUesday : The WEED Report Un-Cut

[meggamike101010]

wow 16 people dont like hash

[dudeski69]

"awwwwww kyle".....hahahhahahahahahahah­aha. I wanna be best friends with dave warden so he can pack me a fruit and cheese plate and encourage me whilst i milk the fucker lol.

[mavriksfan11]

This nigga too goddamn high.

[philipweissman]

dude white lighter...cmon man

[chronicicetea420]

crystal hash my buddy made it get me ripped off one bowl and i smoke a lot a day

[no15145]

100% potmonster. And can be used in many/ and extracted in mant was; such as butain, BHO. Hash has been around for 1000 of years innthe middle east and eastern asia.

[PotMonster16]

@mr1880 its the collected tricomes from the marijuana plant (Tricomes are the crystals that hold the majority of thc) and pressed into blocks/bricks/globs etc... its concentrated marijuana in essence

[mr1880]

what IS hash?

[TheHazeyHippo]

This stuff some Arab guys gave me in a park once, 1 hit got me absolutely flyin

[jdavis51856]

white lighter

[hippie101max]

i want your job.

[deltalordful]

i live in B.c Canada in the kootney mountains i make my own hash with ice and water out of B.c Bud and t is the most golden full melt you could possible imagine 10X better then his hash

[93lettieri]

i have that exact bong! its a 2 footer

[linkinrocker911]

My lungs just nutted.

[twerpaderp420]

maaan maaaaaaaaan cant ryhme oxymoron maaaaaaaan!

[AppleTechHelper]

What happened to this channel?

[Turrnaroud]

the like bar looks like a joint!

[TelevisedChaos]

@Turrnaroud shut the fuck up lol

[Turrnaroud]

@TelevisedChaos well it does!

[TelevisedChaos]

@Turrnaroud what fucked up joints are you smokin' LOL :D

[Turrnaroud]

@TelevisedChaos haha the round one with a cherry on the end ^_^

[TelevisedChaos]

@Turrnaroud fire doesn't burn red and I haven't seen any green colored papers ^_^

[Turrnaroud]

@TelevisedChaos Cherry thats what you call when the Joint is light and you take a hit off it the red thing at the end is a cherry and i have green papers got em at the local smoke shop ^_^

[TelevisedChaos]

@Turrnaroud Yes I know what a cherry is lmao, I was saying a cherry (burning plant material) is orange not RED (since FIRE IS ORANGE LOL). I would love to see these green papers.

[Turrnaroud]

@TelevisedChaos fire is a mix between orange and red (: but i dont have a camera im working on getting one so when i get one i will post a video

[dalypapaly]

@TelevisedChaos dude hes just saying it looks like a joint, so what? stop tryna fight him haha

[TelevisedChaos]

@dalypapaly haha I'm just joking with him dude

[xxRANDOMxASITxGETSxx]

Hey obamasnippetsdotcom. FUCK YOU FOR LYING ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THAT I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL YOU BASTARD!!

[paulthrockmorton]

dave needs to start doing vids again

[megatxt1000]

hash and wax is good, but keep doin vids about actual bud

[jofx1992]

MAAANNNN!!

[jofx1992]

MAN!

[bokocrew]

The best i've ever smoked was the Morocco hash , Portugal ftw!

[bakinboy420]

thanx for the tip with the hemp wick

[MrNativedude]

He laughs like Seth Rogan. Lol

[Albert88359]

@Gunnyzoso lol don't mind him he's just hurt cause he has a white lighter xD

[Albert88359]

Noooo white lighter lol

[danielvarieur]

best weed:outdoor northern lights. best hash: bho from the trim of outdoor northern lights out door white widow and some northern lights crossbred with white widow

[xzoombinis65x]

Never had hash, weed is illegal here lol. Louisville, Kentucky

[JayC376]

i love his laugh lol wish to rip a bong with dave one day

[idcheckraisemygma]

best weed: Matt's number 1 OG at Kushmart in Hollywood

Highest ive ever been: Og Budder

[1957Helvetica]

2:03 jizz in my pants

[clownysensiking]

blue dream ear wax Broadway wellness denver co. a gram lasts for days well may not for you lol

[GunnyZoSo]

white bics are Bad luck..

[piggy902100]

@GunnyZoSo SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[GunnyZoSo]

@piggy902100 fuck you, little bitfh tryina act hard via internet. fuckin moron

[TheCWalk213]

Lmao this foo sounds really medicated

[samsquanch1000]

by far the best hash i have had was the hash i made with blueberry kush with a solvent then run through a high micron screen

[OhMGeeFrogblast]

medical use my ass

[123456789lewy]

i hate mexicans and pot heads

[TheRezin819]

my fave hash is hippie hash

[TheHerbCultavator420]

he mention the lord while talking about hash and the next video is the vergin mary kissing jesus in the hash

[TheHerbCultavator420]

earwax from crem de canna in santa cruz im dabbin on it right now

[RamoncitoDF]

Why can't I have some weed :(

[stickyyickee]

does anybody else notice the hash under the glass, what i'd give to smoke that shit.

[gamersmartin]

I got the same shirt, Kyle!

[HiB49]

best hash, in and from afghanistan. black, like play-doh, super spicy, full-body buzz, great for relaxing. made listening to music amazing.

[viralreanimation]

"just take gigantic bong rips of hash and go online and listen to saturday night live songs" - Dave Warden

[jiaweimo]

you use a white lighter!? That's bad luck bro

[newdude32]

@jiaweimo being superstitious is bad luck.

[therewillbemike]

he put that hemp wick out like a boss

[nikesocks1234]

Like if dudes laugh reminded u of Seth Rogens laugh ahahha buy dis dude cracks me up:D

[CIRCUSSAYSTHIS]

bluberry cronic homegrown mix 

[smallREDdinosaur]

4:12 HOLY FUCK ITS SETH ROGAN

[smallREDdinosaur]

@smallREDdinosaur *comes back after 2months and has top comment*: WIN!!

[truluvandfalseidols]

@smallREDdinosaur Thats said in like all his videos. great job

[gottapee5]

Thumbs up if you heard I Just Had Sex by the lonely island at 4:35 :D

[TheCommercialsRus]

white lighter luck man

[wonderfulsplash]

Best hash ive ever smoked was bush hash, like it was made from a cannabis plant we (my friends and i) were growing. random climate/conditions fully organic it was amazing, 7 hour mental high. fuck yeah

[justin123w]

My favorite hash iv had would have to be the bubble kush hash i had last 4/20. It was very stable. Purple with brownish tent. I had a SOFTBALL of it.. Amazing shit.

[justin123w]

My favorite hash iv had would have to be the bubble kush hash i had last 4/20. It was very stable. Purple with brownish tent. I had a SOFTBALL of it.. Amazing shit.

[crackbush]

from aus my mate had a ton of hash saved up from a massive variety of hydro and bush we smoked all night was amazing. Also smoked up in Ghana when i went to africa that was awesome and unexpectedl. :) love the show man keep it up

[DeDeDurINC]

what ever happened to Jack? I miss him :(

[pytn1998]

Where do you get your weed??

[jcbbestley420]

cant wait to move to callie

[justabackup]

4:11 definately seth rogan

[BOBM567]

@nerd717 LMAO, we smoke bowls little boy..

[Aeschrr]

Best hash I ever smoked was in Turkey - outside was near black, but the inside..oh, the inside was as golden as the sun. Not sure the strain, but a pea sized ball had me MEDICATED for close to 4 hours. Distinct Afhgani Kush taste on the inhale, with a strong, spicy - hashy sourness on the exhale.

[nerd717]

Can u make a vid on how to roll

[ollie0400]

how are u able to smoke so much? and does hash have any smell to it?

[jonathanmado]

@ollie0400 Hash does have smell to it.

[indyfilmsyndicate]

Digity-D-D-D-Dave Warden ya'll! Bigsmokey480 lovin' the report for years now. When you gonna shoot Pt2 of your movie?

[skatebuttt]

how much bannan kush can i get for 20 dollers im trying to buy from u im just wondering

[hugonavy9030]

Alaskan Thunder fuck.



[MNWildfan51]

Anyone else find the "transcribe audio" beta to be hilarious? -Hey Dave, I am from MN, where our previous governor vetoed a medical marijuana proposition that passed state-wide in tremendous fashion among voters . The worst part is our acting governor now doesn't seem to differ in opinion from our last. What, if anything, could an individual do to get the medical marijuana proposition accepted by our governor?

[KINGDOPEKING]

MY HOME PRESSED MHHHHMMMM....

[AirborneRangers4L]

lol this is the weed report. where is the WEED

[salvucci91]

So... the difference between a 3/4 melt and a full melt is the amount of plant matter??

[xunshak4bl3x]

up alll night

Drake

[BryanBelmont256]

Why are white lighters bad luck mon?

[6KING6PITBULL6]

Hey its a weed vid and not another sing along song , premo lookin hash dave

[424chuckles]

maaaaaaaaaaan!

[MegaScrubslover]

White lighter!!!!! Bad juju

[mongtard45]

Afghan black but you probably cant get it in the states

[byho114]

Kyle's a beast!

[amsterdamob]

FUTURAMA!



[buttsniff1233]

I LOVE DAVE"S ULTIMATE STONER LAUGH!

[lucyinthesky0011]

What's the best quality hash melt you guys have over at SCPOT right now?

[skate4austin]

white lighters- bad luckkk

[freshpunisher]

Skywalker OG x Sour Diesel Headband-13

Yep a mega crossover formed by me

Skywalker OG Kush

Sour Diesel

Headbandx G-13

[krippin25]

best hash ever? OG Wax. Knock out.

[696SHITHEAD696]

Actually the best hash I've smoked is GREEN LANTERN OG HASH...I haven't felt so baked in my life!

Thumbs up!!!

[FootsBob]

Watermelon Fullmelt

[aceplace07]

NL #5 Hash

[killpitbull1986]

WEED IS GOOD I SMOKE WEED

[peteftwomg]

There is no good hash in the UK. Its like poison.

[MrSynsational]

dave your idea about the twisting of the hempwick is good but bees line make a product called thickwick that would do the same but without the quick burning and ash of the regular thickness line; just a thought

Peace & Pot

[TheAlamakina]

i've never had hash :(

[sk8terboi499]

full melt O.G. hash the best ive ever smoked

[manxdude1]

MANLIA BLACK,moroc pollem

[Trippze420]

your laugh always kills me when i hear it stoned

[cheeselovernation]

yes keep it coming

[dshrute13]

best hash i ever smoked was some bho made out of some trainwreck nugs. good stuff

[jyatzy123]

your the best dave thank im sending you a donation keep making the vids bro

[lilbJUGGALOryda]

thumbs down if your gay

queers

[MrRieYen]

4:45 - 4:45 that had me laughin none stop!!!!!!! fuck! top it off,, i just had wax!

[ConscienceExpansion]

white lighter..



[BlackSunrise185]

I JUST HAD SEX!!! AND IT FELT SOOO GOOD! xD

[IAMEYI]

The best & only hash ive had thus far isHomemade Blender Hash :)

*thumbs up

[Uwhanthis]

i thought you weren't allowed to smoke at work

[Goodfoot6]

subscribe: MarkKlokeid

[chucksnizzle1]

Lame

[MrToysoldier123]

welcome back dave!

[hash190]

Weird fuck

[omgWTF135]

Haha 5:39 "I just had sexxxx and is felt so good" LMAO

[GARRETtKILLZz]

white lighter -_-

[admgtz]

I like when you show off nugs more then hash.

[Mastecon21]

i prefer hash that doesnt taste like straight butane. but if it works it works!

[KAZAM23]

Can someone fill me in on what exactly hash is? I've had it once and i almost busted a lung. ha ha shit burned.

[theWEEDreport]

@KAZAM23 it the stony plant sap from marijuana

[KAZAM23]

@theWEEDreport huh didn't even know marijuana gave off sap. thanks dave.

[krisjk2]

@theWEEDreport hash is not plant sap at all, although it may have that consisteny. c'mon dave, i know you know better than that. don't mislead the noobs.

[East519End]

@KAZAM23 Hash is like weed just built down more to more pure thc levels... like for instance when u smoke weed only the thc gets u high and the rest is unneeded , HASH is basically pure THC and your not smoking anything you dont NEED to be smoking to get high

[rbass311]

@East519End cdns as well

[ObiWanKedoobie]

@KAZAM23 Look up how its made and you'll know

[hamberkiller2]

I've never seen someone smoke hash with hemp wick or what's ever you use haha great vid

[jordoblowstreez]

Best hash I ever smoked was some granddaddy purple full melt. I would literally give a finger from the left hand of my first born child for another chance to smoke that same hash again!

[MySkyizBlue]

did anybody else smell the smoke? lol

[smokey530juggalo]

maximus Taffy from edwc in cameron park Ca

its 100% pure co2 full melt hash oil

[TheKYbrand]

butaine hashhhhhh

[musicman1535]

best hassh i have ever smoked is home made hash, with the combination of over 20 diffrent kinds of kush cystal made into a a block of hash the size of a zippo

[xDreamMadness]

4:46 all dayyy

[jointsmoka420]

how much does that cheeze melt cost? would that be considered a top shelf melt?

[theWEEDreport]

@jointsmoka420 the suggested donation on the cheese melt is 25 per gram. it is a premium hash, but not top shelf at SCPOT. At most places it would be the best hash in the place. We have soooo much hash it is just another bomb as f*** hash we provide. The toppers go for 30 at SCPOT and the exact same hashes go for 40-45 at other spots. We carry more hash than anyone else and we are a non-profit so we are able to hook up the best hash values anywhere.

[jointsmoka420]

@theWEEDreport That sounds great! and each little container you have lined up was 1 gram? sorry im new to concentrates haha

[12345cdog12345]

@theWEEDreport you say "suggested donation" does that mean if I dont want to pay any money I dont have to and i could get the hash for free? Im not saying I wouldnt pay the 25, im just interested why you call it a donation.

[MrSynsational]

@12345cdog12345 all dispensaries run on a non profit basis to keep within city and state guide lines for cannabis.

[Horus515]

What is the best tasting in your opinion?

[kinghton]

hey man can i hand out wit you just for aye day plzzzzz

[Matteotheoneandonly]

cant remember the best hash ive smoked. i assume its a good thing

[LandosTrees]

Dude dave!!! i went on vaca and left some hash in a ziplock. came back and there was mad mold all over it ha!! i'm assuming its not smokable at this point but i decided to hold on to it anyways..... its got white hairs all over it. Let me know if theres anything i can do to bring it back cuz there aint gonna be any more hash any time soon here :[!

can't wait till i move out there and check out ur spot!!!

[theWEEDreport]

@LandosTrees just let it sit out and dry. once its dry touch the outside of the hash with light flame. to burn off the spores and fuzz. wipe it lightly. Should be fine.

[VwDetour420]

@theWEEDreport Errm... did you just recommend smoking moldy shit is okay? Now obviously you're the expert but everything I have ever known (reading, common sense, or otherwise) tells me that regardless of whether the mold is dead (heat) it is still not advisable to inhale it.

Best bet would be to make oil with it, as long as you've got a proper amount.

[MrCHUCK5NORRIS]

please make more videos.

[spg5812]

Rather watch you then chubbs... More vids brother... Much respect.

[lucaschallenger]

4:44 to 4:49



[thelittlediablo]

A lighter is a lighter... lol The color changes NOTHING

[pottsman420]

red lighters are bad luck white are fine

[Lakers432147]

Why is a white lighter bad luck

[HawthorneHeights88]

I thought you couldn't smoke at work anymore?

[darkthistle24]

ur too funny. thats y ur always the best stoner on youtube you entertain me

[MorbidAngelification]

i wana work with you guys soo bad :P

toking on the cheez as i watch...... mmmmmmm