Cyr I have Written you a poem from the words you said:
From Drywall to Drywall, Ceiling to Floor… Object to Object, This is my cage and I cannot escape. My cage is small, tapering inward. My eyes spiral as I collapse into nothingness. My last breath escapes me. I scream, yet nothing is heard. The last of air is gone, small gaps trace their way under my feet. My heart races, my chest begs for air.
I can never get over how funny this is. Everytime I watch it, the very least I do is have a goofy grin on my face from trying not to laugh and look crazy.
It seemed finally, he wasn't going to get all close to the cam in my face and look at me like hes a queer, but then he started giving the door knob head.
I eat the wood from the bed and desk in my room, not because i cannot escape. But because the varnish gives me a maHOOSIVE orgy! And i was born a bit of a nut so wood comes natually to me. :)
you should write a book. i would read it.
mynameskatt 1 week ago
I love this video!! I couldn't stop laughing hahaha
TeeRexx07 2 weeks ago
hes cxi and he knows it
armyofjellybeans701 3 weeks ago
@armyofjellybeans701 wtf is cxi
perfectprincessxo 1 week ago
Ok how lucky is that door knob I so wish I was the door knob :(
EmoLpsChick100 4 weeks ago
102 pepole cannot drink a urine sample from 2 years ago
nerfhead1000 4 weeks ago
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nerfhead1000 4 weeks ago
First he french-kissed a door knob.. then he did a 'bear grylls'....
kamlovezsonnym 1 month ago
This is, and always will be, my favourite cyr video XD
OhhBiscuits 1 month ago
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OhhBiscuits 1 month ago
''My tummy hurts! I need a cookie!'' :D
DynamoLalala123 1 month ago
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DynamoLalala123 1 month ago
heyy cyr playing guitar!... hes "epic guitar solo" vid was one of the first videos i saw by him XD
xxJulieKittenxx 1 month ago
I am still loving the old videos.
DarkZinahcu 1 month ago
ok so... you forgot how to use a faucet to....
kroyalroyaldoll 2 months ago
Poor door handle...0:05
xXxAhmedTarekxXx 2 months ago
" look i'm drinking pee pee " LOL THAT WAS SO FUNNY:)
tiger123655 2 months ago
Hey whatsup, Longtime to ta- *Hangs up*
DeathHound22 2 months ago
ROFL!!!! 1:10 "A la la la" xDD
0blackflame0 2 months ago
Sipps Pee Lalala
StanTWornum 2 months ago
"Look im drinking Pee-Pee"jmo
HolyWillyWonka 2 months ago
Take somthing out of the fridge -_-
MrMoshi100 2 months ago
@MrMoshi100 Most people don't have a fridge in their bedroom.
dinamitemaster 2 months ago
Why didn't you eat the guitar, asshole?
CFNyah 3 months ago 3
I would break that door down, or atleast would try :)
donotgettmeseriously 3 months ago
paper looks tastyyyyyyy :D
animefreak1398 3 months ago
I like how he hung up on his friend XD n he really could've let his ma in to get out!!!What an idiot!!!:D
bluebow23 3 months ago
that looks like my bong water
CelesteContradiction 3 months ago
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xStivia 3 months ago
Dont you hate it when peoples' comments quote the video? Btw cyr, i love you. ^^
AnimalAlyssa 3 months ago 3
oh god. door knobs are the dirtiest thing on the planet and you licked one :3
FlamingScopes 3 months ago
@FlamingScopes toilets? tampons.... pffft
Kinsley98 3 months ago
@Kinsley98 its actually known to be dirtier than that lol
FlamingScopes 3 months ago
Wow... I would REALLY fit in with you cyr! And greg too lol! Im crazy :P
lizzelberry92901 3 months ago
"Blah lala lalalalala yuck im drinking pee pee"
DediKation1 4 months ago
Once he mentioned myspace... i'm like "OHH GOD, THIS IS OLD"
KarlaLOL 4 months ago 2
Keep pressing 4 for bone break :P
MICKUS100 4 months ago
Keep pressing 1:09 over and over xD
RobotUnicornsGoRawr 4 months ago
1:40 "mom" lmao dude your awesome you have me crack up!!
Bernalb100 4 months ago
@nman981 DUH -_-
boyshouts 4 months ago
that shit is apple juice
nman981 4 months ago
Yeah, i'd totally love to be cyr's doorhandle if he forgot how to use it ;)
RakastanDarkLight 4 months ago
am i the only one who got turnd on when he licked the door knob?..yea..o now i feel akward
killercarbears 4 months ago
am i the only one who got turnd on when he licked the door knob?..yea..o now i feel akward
killercarbears 4 months ago 2
Argh lalalala.
MouetteMorphus 4 months ago 2
if you cant get out to get somethin to eat, huh? what if you were loked in WalMart?
shiznickers 4 months ago
0:48
Who is that on your screen Cyr?! :'/ -heartbroken-
specialkayah 4 months ago 57
@specialkayah IK! :( :'(
nightwishfan06 2 months ago
@specialkayah stafan
elly447 2 months ago
@elly447 o_O Who? Are they in one of his videos? :3 I never even knew my comment was at top :O :')
specialkayah 2 months ago
@specialkayah waaaah
l0l808456 2 weeks ago
FAVORITE.
awyeah007style 4 months ago
how do u edit so good?
TheCrystalTay 4 months ago
1:52
*Someone* Knocks on door*
Cyr: Leave me alone! I'm trying to figure out something!
Me: Well if you were soooooo hungry to eat paper then you would have asked her to open the dang door.
Cyr: Oh. Hey look a window! I can get out now! But where is that fire escape ladder?
Me: Are you even- wait, am I talking to a computer?
I just HAD to do that! XD
RoseDust101 5 months ago
0:08 how long was it until the door handle rusted?
mymrphil 5 months ago
whoz that behind cyr at 0:49 ?? is that cyr and her girlfriend?? :O OMG cyr has a gf? but i thought u r single :'(
thegamer15900 5 months ago
tht so totaly happened to me once.... i kept banging on the door, well, i ended up knocking it down....... :/
CassiiSong 5 months ago
this is my cage and i can not escape
so awsome <3
ladygaga692009 5 months ago
My bestfreind got loked in a room.....she didnt have a door knob.......she had an anxiety attack and...kicked the door down.......
UnicornGlamGlitter 5 months ago 42
Paper tastes fuckin good. (I may or may not have a wee bit o' pika)
nack287 5 months ago
Locked in my room. Better drink my own piss.
ivarra5 5 months ago 2
*Dribbles on fake tears*
"These eyes do not lie" Lmao :P
12desy 5 months ago
Use the window. O__Ob
eve222p 5 months ago
"Uhg, lalalala" LMFAO xD
gaaralover7688 5 months ago 2
@Princess1357924680 his mum didnt open the door she knocked
QuincyLeader 6 months ago
1.whats up with your hands?
2. dude,you have your computer.you couldve check in the internet and figure out how to open the door.what a dumbass.
3.why the hell did you ignored the person at your door?
celderoanna 6 months ago
@celderoanna U better be joking because if you're not then your a fucking dumbass -_-
TotallyLubable 5 months ago
@celderoanna just stfu..
iscream4fkingfun 5 months ago
I love how in the middle he goes "Mommy..... moommmm..." And when she comes in he's like "Get out I'm trying to do something! Damn parents."
MegaSwiftKick 6 months ago 2
lol he says hahahha look i'm drinking pee pee
mb431997 6 months ago
The other day I forgot how to hold a spoon haha<3
TheLoveisGenderless 6 months ago
that reminds me i haven't eaten today XD thank you :D
monsterism9 6 months ago
This is my favorite video ever made. I would nominate this for feature film of the century.
TheChosenBlox 7 months ago
*Ring* "yes" "hey whats up long time no tal-" *hangs up* :D lololol
GameFreak1822554 7 months ago 3
I expected his friend to open the door at the end XD
Robloxian201 7 months ago
That's my reaction when my mom comes into the room and I have my headphones in
I jump and say "WHAT?!?"
MrGeicos 8 months ago
How about jumping out through the window?
GingerMcHeart 8 months ago
When He Said U Stiuped Fool I Thought He Was Goona Say Fucker
101babycrazy 8 months ago
Reminds me of 127 hours.... HHHMMMMMM....
tArZAnA34 8 months ago
haha saying my tummy hurts totally messed up the epicness.
mamadramallama 9 months ago
See... a normal person would call someone on their phone...but no..not Cyr
NeonCupcakePrincess 9 months ago
lol the ending
callmecrazybecoziam 9 months ago
0:07 wanna be the door handle :3
987654321sannu123 9 months ago
"My tummy hurts" <3
alexsisrox112233 9 months ago
lucky fricking door handle:/
littlebecs321 10 months ago
I bet it's ginger ale!
xXMercifulFallXx 10 months ago
0:01
95startrek 10 months ago
that was sooooo funny one time i forgot how to use the door handle and i couldnt get out and i had to pee lolz
marylin221 11 months ago
AND IT TURNS OUT THE PAPER YOU ATE WAZ THE ELETRICITY BILL ELECTRICITY IS SHUT OFF AND ONCE YOU GET OUT NO FOOD ANYWAY HAHAHA!!!!
IamRhearmerawr 11 months ago
Cyr I have Written you a poem from the words you said:
From Drywall to Drywall, Ceiling to Floor… Object to Object, This is my cage and I cannot escape. My cage is small, tapering inward. My eyes spiral as I collapse into nothingness. My last breath escapes me. I scream, yet nothing is heard. The last of air is gone, small gaps trace their way under my feet. My heart races, my chest begs for air.
Singinpassion 11 months ago
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhjkt5y m4del65kfu6 yyyyyyyyyyyyly8h980/huiop
MrEmeryt56 11 months ago
you could use the window to get in and out of your house. :P
araines15 11 months ago
"Double-u tee eff..." This is what most people say when they try opening a door. I just say "oh snap".
LetsFilmTheWind 11 months ago 60
totaly jus tongued the handl
kittywas22 11 months ago
XD he could have told his parents to open the door lol
crystalwolfmist 11 months ago
Every time I see one of Cyr's videos I think alright... but it could have been funnier. =\
MrEllisRedding 11 months ago
..... i love how the computer changed every time it showed it o.o *myy friend pointed it out too me*
NioBerry 11 months ago
he can play a guitar.. ..but not use a door.. ...nice.
TheChessmaster9000 11 months ago 4
XD awesome:)
iSOOOloveU 1 year ago
"my tummy hurts.I need a cookie" :D
FunkyMelissa98 1 year ago 2
I can never get over how funny this is. Everytime I watch it, the very least I do is have a goofy grin on my face from trying not to laugh and look crazy.
cowgirl5155 1 year ago
your amaizing man, love your vidieos
smokyPR0 1 year ago
do u always have 2 be so dramatic (=
HappySky27 1 year ago
he didnt swallow the paper it cut everytime he finished chewing. be a MAN cyr!
asdfghjkl1658 1 year ago
I'm trying to figure out how to do something! Flippin' parents!
LetsWatShit 1 year ago
Just blow up the wall, that's the solution for everything!
TheZombieKing 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
hey whats up long time no see.. xDDDD talk
lkristijan 1 year ago
hey whats up long time no see.. xDDDD
lkristijan 1 year ago
99 people drank peepee
DarkHyperSonicMan 1 year ago 5
WTF!! THats what most people would say when they forgot how to use a doorhandle. You forgot how to use a doorhandle you stupid fool!
SaviorsoftheEarth 1 year ago 2
Wtf!!@
SaviorsoftheEarth 1 year ago
WTF. Thats what most people would say when they forgot how to use a door handle. You forgot how to use a doorhandle you stupid fool!
SaviorsoftheEarth 1 year ago
mr safety!
pu3lovesbleach 1 year ago
i used to do this in kindergarten
KRAzzymutT 1 year ago
lol is that cyrs girlfriend n him on his desktop wallpaper in the scene where hes eating paper
cuzMTVsaidso 1 year ago
Come to my channel, subsribe, and watch my YO MAMMA RAP!
Greydrian 1 year ago
whats up long time no talk... *hang up*
GameFreak1822554 1 year ago
@GameFreak1822554 CAMEO! 8D
DrgoFx 1 year ago
aand you couldnt have used the window could you?
anthoybedollacruz14 1 year ago
HAHAHHA OMG<3<3<33<3<3
MissHellman 1 year ago
From drywall to drywall,
Ceiling to floor,
Object to object,
This is my cage,
and I cannot escape.
Cyrr you are fucking awesome <3
courageoustiger 1 year ago 97
i love the dialogue for the video!!! great job!!! :)
LillyLonesome 1 year ago
cyr... i eat paper all the time! :D
jesamieyo 1 year ago 2
cyr would make a really good nerator for a film :)
cheeseisniceable 1 year ago 5
my tummy hrts
000grace0 1 year ago 2
hahaha i saw 7 seconds and i cracked up
xXdeathdoll12 1 year ago
These eyes do not lie. This is gold.
estonolodigo 1 year ago 2
Don't worry Cyr!!!! You'll figure it out.... eventualy, hopefully. And what's with the Pee???
DonnomX2 1 year ago
ahahhahahahahhahaahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahaahhahaahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhhahahahahhahaahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahaahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahah
jolle135 1 year ago 4
Lol he totes could've asked Mr Safety or his mom to open it, just sayin. lol
Quaker546 1 year ago
lol i do that all the time!
meky47 1 year ago
I didnt have to eat paper, but i wanted to
CuteAsHell96 1 year ago 3
LMFAO!!! Flippin' parents
eggz4life 1 year ago
I'm insanely jealous of that doorhandle...
JagSmakarSkit 1 year ago 5
can't he just go out a window?
dtportnoyrox50 1 year ago
thats fucking funny
shwagtarded 1 year ago
paper isnt good tasting food trust me X D
peacelovestitch 1 year ago
@peacelovestitch It is when your starving
MegaSwiftKick 1 year ago
@MegaSwiftKick no it is when your Cyr
KazexNoxKiba 1 year ago
Beautiful Lips.(:
lalalaoorah 1 year ago 4
This is probably the best video ever. : D
FifthEpsilon 1 year ago
i miss these videos D;
lemonhito 1 year ago
LOL, Your parents opened the door for you but they closed it again cause you got mad at them so your stuck now xDD.
MrPivotzor 1 year ago
narrator (cyr) : "look im drinking peepee"
cyr : "ugh, lalalala" lmmfao <3
iiLoveeJerkzz 1 year ago 239
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iiLoveeJerkzz 1 year ago
He even Sounds like Johnny Depp.
deirdre1997 1 year ago
I love you (:
trixivalz10 1 year ago
Despite all your rage you are still just a rat in a cage
Glenjamin87 1 year ago
i bet you had fun making out with that door handle... lol
daydreamerxox96 1 year ago 2
You like doorknob. My lunch ruined.
At least I stopped eating before you drank the piss.
:(
tarantulady 1 year ago
that was hot ;)
Ch0c0l4t3cr4ziix 1 year ago
why didn't you ask on skype?
DaSassyDanca 1 year ago
It seemed finally, he wasn't going to get all close to the cam in my face and look at me like hes a queer, but then he started giving the door knob head.
I give up..
aylera 1 year ago 104
awww your tummy hurts :( XD
calliecat14 1 year ago
i forget how to open a door too lol its hard to open it rlly is -__-
cloggerag929 1 year ago
DAMNIT!!! i remembered the 99999 digit password to enter the pentagon but i forgot how to breathe >_<
groola 1 year ago
@groola HURRY WRITE IT DOWN!!! ohh wait...
Parkman832 1 year ago
Remembered how to play guitar but forgot how to open a door. Oh joy.
TheDiabolicMassacre 1 year ago
you posted this on my birth day!!
chicojim22 1 year ago
dude, that was deep
chicojim22 1 year ago
i wish i was that door handle :)
cheesesisgood87 1 year ago 3
lol the door was locked wasnt it XD
pawperfect 1 year ago
Blowknob
Mourning6star66 1 year ago 5
lol,"these tears do noy lie" he pours water on his face
saladfury99 1 year ago
Is it just me or does it look like the "pee bottle" just got a little empty after he drank it. 2:02- 2:12?
xxxbertkneexxx 1 year ago
@xxxbertkneexxx is it just me to be smart enough to KNOW IS NOT PEE!!!!!
saladfury99 1 year ago
@saladfury99 it is pee
TheVirvar 1 year ago
@saladfury99 That's why i put in quotations, "pee water"! Saying it's not really pee!
xxxbertkneexxx 1 year ago
@xxxbertkneexxx ooohhhh k
saladfury99 1 year ago
That was funny!
expesh seeing as so many things could of helped you out!
You are clever, funny and cute as:)
Keep it up!
POW3LLIZE 1 year ago
dude...that was deep man O.O
joesher4rill2 1 year ago
look.. im drinking p.p
97ihateladybugs 1 year ago
lol u have a phone call someone to help u
goosebumps1000 1 year ago
Your MoM Must Think Hes Master Bateing
arnoldxaviersylliboy 1 year ago
:))))))
gohan2oo6 1 year ago
Anyone else slightly intrigued by Cyr <3 Doorhandle?
angelawyz99 1 year ago
The best thing about all this is that he has a computer in that room. And I'm sure there are directions to open a door handle. c:
HaloOnASidewalk 1 year ago
1:10 Rhallalallalalal!
AirBox360 1 year ago
Don't come In I'm trying 2 figure out how 2 do something!! Flippen parents xDD
disneyfreak00090 1 year ago 2
I eat the wood from the bed and desk in my room, not because i cannot escape. But because the varnish gives me a maHOOSIVE orgy! And i was born a bit of a nut so wood comes natually to me. :)
Harvey529 1 year ago
omg i love this xD<!3<3<3
mads1120 1 year ago
KICK IT, KICK THE DOOR DOWN!.....
danelo13 1 year ago
I eat plastic.
SugarFreeMentosGum 1 year ago