Valve Office Tour

[ratatatandbooger]

to do:empty

oh VAAAALVE....

[AzteKpr1de]

>Working at Valve

That is my fetish.bmp

[UnladeHint]

1:32 Nope..

[Copperfieldinc]

if you look at 0:26 you can see the two portal 2 robots

[Oceanrust4]

2:00 sticky tits

[DrMegaGenius]

Chell's looking for cake in the storage room!

[kph123]

GABE WAS SITTING ON A EXERCISE BALL. YES.

[misdekpkac]

I wanna work there...

[darthnerdykid]

so... instead of hl3, we have this...

[MEGAtoaster1]

All those knifes are to cake with.

[antoly700]

this just proves. dont fuck with gabe he will stab you to death

no wander he likes to play spy

[MyselfDieElenden]

5:24 - ARE THOSE 2 FUCKING PONIES AT GABE'S COUCH? IT BETTER NOT BE!

[DerNamenlose1991]

gabe has a knife collection? everyone ever made a gabe newell joke is dead

[xogBFishY]

Gabe was in his office answering emails from valvesoftware quick contact thing? Respect. :D

[AstonishingAce]

1:35 "They're empty."

[0prosthetics0]

5:32

HOLY. FUCK.

[alquileryventas]

6:03 you guys are working for a new game ?

[Osgoode9991]

Gabe needs a bigger monitor

[mrbiofan12]

Gabe Newell has a knife collection. Is their anything that could make him cooler.

[OrangeJuicePanda]

@mrbiofan12 Him having 2 knife collections.

[TheDementedDerp]

I love how the snack storage room is right next to gabe's office.

[Gandalf17]

3 sodas gabe and

snack are next to gabe's office 

[Fredo5227]

My dream to work at Valve.

[SADXhacker]

I expected it to look like cs_office.

[SHdudeproductions]

The rare Valve clock!

[SHdudeproductions]

They should troll people by having a safe with a label saying "Episode 3"

[Kzook]

They designed the office in Hammer.

[Hybridtheory2007]

was I the only one that found Gabe's knife collection a bit weird? lol

[zactivix]

Terrified snack area worker @ 5:33

[datafreak667]

Valve ultimate code monkey heaven

[Galodude]

5:25 - Gabe's fake office

5:35 - Gabe's real office

[FusionProject01]

did you see this guy at 1:31 behind the door? He did what I would have done in that situation ;)

[654jimbob654]

1:34 - /v/ is almost forced to socialise.

[gidioter]

look at guy at 1:34 he is like : "gotta remind gabe about ep ... OH SHI-"

[superphil92]

5:30 Woah look Gabe's stash! Where s thew workers food?

[UtubeH8tr]

0:36 HO SHIT shepard!

[MrSearaphim]

Gabe's fridge could feed Africa

[CNUKiska]

Sticky tits HAHAHAH

[blackandwhitepro34]

Oh I remember when portal 2 was coming out i was counting the days until i could get my hands on it.When i finally Got it, i was in my room for days. (only came out for food and Bathroom)

[NoShit12]

Do they actually use that Stick hammer thingy from Half Life incase of a fire alarm to smash windows ?

[tonton9598]

omg! i wanna wurk der! O_O

[olimar9]

Gabe Newell in his natural habitat...

[tonton9598]

@olimar9 LOL!! XDD

[Itsover90]

@olimar9 As you can see the Gabe Newell in his habitat is working on a game called Counter Strike : Global operations. He now requires food to continue livin- "How the fuck did you get in here?"

[asdfbry]

"To do" list is empty!!

LOL

VALVE HAS ALOT OF FUCKING THINGS TO DO!!!!!!111oNE!

[publicofy]

@asdfbry is because they dont time to write... -_-

[ORANGEGARBAGE07]

It's Cave Johnson's brother!

[Tiqure]

Don't mess with gaben he'll slice you up!

[James0roll1]

Lol the one guy saw you where recording so he turned around. Haha

[DannyBoy443]

@leepingninja  Big ones. Full, lactating.

[FLPML]

1:32 sees camera, 180 degree turn XD

[ssamuelrock]

i saw in the to do list " make half life 3"

[Nebuli2]

@leepingninja Sticky tips, maybe? lol

[MATRIX0MAN007]

gabe loves knifes

[TheRitchardgaleHater]

Notch was offer a job at Valve, he turned it down though to start his own

[Greatdictator]

Holy crap , dont make fat jokes round gabe or he gonna cut a bitch

[2121legodude]

wat the hell gabe is doin

[2121legodude]

5:16

[thePEOPLEperson1]

I want a ball like Gabe :D

[TheSomethingSilly]

Gabe collects knives to trim his fat.

[Apterygiformes]

1:32 "gonna go out for a sec"... "nope"

[deadeye382]

at 1:57 they shold have put on the To Do side "Half life 3.

[MrMcMAGz]

Guys, dont hate on Gabe, it took 6 years for Half Life 2, and it was great! Wait for episode 3 you dicks... Gabe N Rocks!

[Terrorcowboy]

at 1:31 that guy at the door saw the video camera and ran away

[sketchek]

1:31 awkward

[ScReWaTtAcKeD]

@TheTNPFBI then he would slice the fuck outta them

[ScReWaTtAcKeD]

2:00 STICKY TITS

[jordsoo1]

Why is Gabe sitting so close to such a big screen lol :S, I don't get why everyone picks on him he's cool and nice.

[ShadowFede]

the man in 1:36

[Tigertylar105]

people say Gabe Newall is fat, but it suits him...

can you imagine him skinny??

[ghostwarrior369]

so thats why no one says gabe is fat to his face, hes got a sword and blade collection for fucks sake XD

[lass1234]

a storage room full of softdrink.... which is right next to gabe's office

[lass1234]

to-do board : empty

WIP board: empty

DONE board: full

.........

[Fyfilms1]

great now i got to find barsee23 fucking comment

[thelegend09100]

@Fyfilms1 ok i'll tell you a secret...the secret how to find ANY youtube comment

klick on "show all comments",press ctrl and f,now write barsee23 in the field and press enter till you find it

[camronfritz]

I WANT TO WORK THERE!!! I WILL WORK THERE! RAWR! i love valve :D:D:D

[viettyler619]

(1:31) Random guy:Hey gabe what you doi... oh nvm

[viettyler619]

I thought you cant record in there office

[22bitstudios]

I dont care what it is, what it takes, or how long it takes, but I AM SO GOING TO WORK THERE!!!!

[SuperZero2719]

Awesome office!! I love Valve! :D

[01FNG]

meanwhile at valve 2:58

[Cainsgames]

5:24 lol napkins, I wonder what gabe uses those for xD

[lsdarksoul]

5:25 HURR DURRRR HAI THARRR

[lsdarksoul]

5:25 HURR DURR HAI THARR

[lsdarksoul]

5:25 HURRR DURR HAI THARR

[lsdarksoul]

5:25 HURRR DURR HAI THARR

[lsdarksoul]

5:25 HURRR DURR HAI THARR

[lsdarksoul]

5:25 HURRR DURR HAI THARR

[arbiter8837]

I never heard my name used so many times gabe is my name

[anor7c]

lol @ Gabe sat on an exercise ball

[K33p3r99]

Now I understand why Gabe's favorite TF2 class is the spy.

[lumpyfishful]

do you work there?

[lumpyfishful]

sticky tits

[simpsonmania18]

To Do List: Nothing.

Why do I still have hope in ep 3?

[Kemerover]

1:31 LOL

[metallicais1337]

i wonder what gabe is doing with all those knives...

[piepotatosandturtle2]

It sucks that this video loads a second per hour for me

[blird71]

wow gabe... sitting close enough to that monitor???

[ReliJon]

i see why it takes so long for valve to come out with games...everyone is in the break room.

[Tracker167]

On the 'To do' list there should be Episode 3.

[gameygamey90]

da fuck is up with gabes screen? 5:23

[ThaOMegaCheeseBurger]

@gameygamey90 he just beat HL2 EP3

[Basjuhdeuil]

this is kinda our break room, lunch area, gabe's office

[Travianero94]

anyone noticed:

gaben's office chair is a ball

gaben is drinking beer at work

gaben's computer is flashing

food room NEXT TO gaben's office

gaben waves like a girl

gaben's computer screen is huge

[broo234]

1:30 NOT GOIN IN THAR



[ZHX1138]

Anybody know how people can get a tour of this cool place.

[ParrotsdrinkCoke]

What is Gabe looking at on his computer....

[Nerolus]

@ParrotsdrinkCoke It's an entry box on a PHPBB forum, he's chattin' it up.

[OMJosef1996]

lol Gabe has way too many knifes, he's ganna kill us.

[kontaktseistrup]

Free food?



[Witzigerjoker]

Funny things:

1:31 funny guy in the background

1:59 ''sticky tits''

5:23 flashing screen

5:23 gabe newell is on a ball

5:23 big monitor

[MrAnimated]

1:30 That guy is so courteous.

[JATR1X]

1:30 - a guy on the background is like "oh shit"

[TheTNPFBI]

I wonder if anyone yells out "BOOOOOOOOOMER!" when they see Gabe coming down the hallway.

[ThePhlubs]

Gotta love how the snack room is like 10 feet from Gabe's office, all that only suffices him daily.

[besni999]

what is next game after portal 2???

[Noogai03sprojects]

@besni999 portal 3

[TVwatcha01]

@besni999: HL episode 3

[DanJoeProductions97]

"We're looking forward to giving you portal 2 this fall."

It's now 2011, 25th march. This video was made 2010 29th march. :(

[spikebr]

Valve needs me.

[R33Racer]

Shouldnt Gabe stop bringing collections to his workplace, framing them and hanging them and concerntrate on finishing Portal 2? That way then he can get his fat ass on getting Ep.3 out!

[rumahirfan]

@R33Racer

Gabe has nothing to do with game development other than funding and some other things(marketing,coding or something like that)

[TheWebBrothers12]

Rule #1 do not mess with Gabe and his Knives

[WOLOwner1]

@TheWebBrothers12 thats wat i said hes gonna kill us

[Ultimate7Maker]

I've gotta say, Bethesda's place is nicer looking then Valve's.

[pillshere1000]

Gabe Newell "got on the ball"

[Antonpup]

@Barsee23 Congratz, release of Episode 3 has been postponed until December of 2015

[Jason9992fromroblox]

@Antonpup I Strongly dis-agree. It has now bin Stuff'd Unter gabes Right man Boob. its where Team fortress 3 And the tenth Class are. But i think Postponeing it will be much Much better.

[TVwatcha01]

@Jason9992fromroblox: XD

[iScream90]

@Antonpup aww man thats means after 2012 we never get to play it =\ dammit... Will Alyx die 2? Will Gordon Freeman ever say a word? Is g-man a GOD???? We will never find out =( hw sad...

[willtkaczuk]

@Antonpup hey do you work for valve?

[pricture]

@Antonpup Thats not true........THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

[DannyBoy443]

@Antonpup So, do you always expect to cum when a game from Valve is released or do you just want to piss them off unintentionally?

[pillshere1000]

@Barsee23 You are kind of an asshole

[sosotabbo]

@Barsee23 and you're a douchebag :)

[MrTonychester]

@Barsee23 careful with what you say...he owns one of the biggest collections of knifes in the world...lol

[Barsee23]

@MrTonychester

he also owns the biggest collection of blubber in the world too

:3

[Thomasgrandgrind]

@Barsee23 your fat

[siemka321]

@Barsee23 *Gramma Nazi Alert* I see that you made a spelling mistake. Gabe newell is *fit*

[willeyboy2]

@Barsee23 barsee23 is troll

[SpyGuysX]

1:32 hey what's going on he...

[Dltn97]

Why the fuck is everyone acting so AKWARD?!?!? Is it like this ever day?????

[MrMukful]

@ac1th lol i was at valve cause i know a guy and gabe has like 8 shelves full of knives

[gangman5]

1:31

Hey guys what's going o--oh nevermind *walks off*

[ac1th]

GABE NEWELL, KNIFE ENTHUSIAST

[joshuaflumerfelt]

Gabe Has Paper Towells

[Johnitron]

1:31 guy in back turns around lol

[DannyBoy443]

@Johnitron .....okay and?

[mikesvampire]

Gaben has a knife collection in case someone makes a fat joke.

[RussianPenguin1]

at 1:57 notice how Ep. 3 isn't under "to do" or "in progress" >_<

[guybidkar]

@RussianPenguin1 Shame.

[HeyLookItsASpah]

OMG SNACKS

[yacanman11]

5:24 what was he on that the screen was flashing like mad? Gabehax?

[vilyys]

this made me wanna work at valve

[UnitedCreationz]

5:33 "Grabbin' Pills!"

[elmalhermano]

"hey gabe, where is the Episode 3 clipboard?"

GABE: ......

GABE: "TOUR'S OVER"

[derrek103]

You can actually go to the Valve Website and apply there, they are always hiring all positions, seriously.

[Gforce516]

OMG To Do and In Progress has nothing so i think they arent making ep3

[Shin280891]

God, I wanna work there!

[superaj22]

look at the guy in the background at 1:30 

[lolamajens]

5:25

lol what is he doing/playing?

[Anddos25]

why did the snack girl look polish lol....,she gave a wierd shrug to the camera

[Anddos25]

gabe waves like a queer

[69Starmix96]

cool that valve are just think a good idea share it make it :D i love that ^^

[LamentOfInnocence1]

It's... beautiful...

[jasper561996]

Have you steal this?

[junitono1]

GABE <3

[xXBlingDaddy2005Xx]

Its so cool to see Gabe's office because it perfectly contrasts him to other game developers like Kotick. Other developers are business men trying to make as much money as possible whereas Gabe is just a fat nerd with a sword collection who also loves making games.

[Al1enw4re]

@xXBlingDaddy2005Xx Kotick isnt a developer himself.

[ruregah]

so let's take a look at Episode Three' new work space =D...NOT!