NewsBusted Conservative Comedy, Ep. 127

[MrMentllet]

this is just terrible

[RovingCounter]

In the tradition of Weekend Update, not funny.

[jayhawk2680]

i'd like to waterboard this whore and then see how much of a big bad "conservative" that slut is

[jayhawk2680]

will someone smack this slut in the face?

[Snousage]

....this was embarrassing. Please stop it. Did you watch the show before you put it on youtube? did you get someone to screen it? If you did, they are poor friends for letting you put this up and make a fool of your self. Bad bad bad humor.... not even informative or slightly interresting. I seldom comments videoes but this was so low in quality that it almost made me slightly angry hahha.

[SeigneurUtopique]

we don't need to be funny...we have jobs :D

[fitzergerald]

Love your videos think they are great but don't pick on my man Ron Paul (our only hope)

[tdknight87]

The 9/11 reference...did not feel right

[kaeru42]

FAIL.

suggestion for the producers: using canned laughter instead of actual humans will make it difficult for your unfunny host to learn timing

[mjswans]

When a liberal is confronted with the truth in comedy, he gets threatened, but like a moth is drawn to the light,he just cant stay away, because it is truth hat his media is depriving him of.

[poop4charity]

IM NOT LIBERAL!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS STUFF IS JUST NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!

hell, I'm not entirly sure its conservative:

"he made medical workers make inqueries in the form of a question"

thats not liberal, thats not conservative, thats just not a good joke.

[jesuswasapornstar]

When a right wing LOONEY is confronted with truth in comedy he gets threatened and realizing his own mediocrity he then turns off the daily show to watch a channel featuring Larry the cable guy farting into into a can of beans trying to be ironic. You know something not too intimidating for your diminutive I.Q. GET R DUN. Get r dun indeed.

[mjswans]

With a name like that, shouldn't you be on your face asking God for mercy or something?Don't waste mine or your time trying to communicate with me, I don't respect a word you say.

[EdgemanLL2]

Well, what can we expect from Libiots? They think:

1) the only good comedy is calling someone "Hitler"

2) Daily Show is news

3) Lil Bush is a documentary.

[discord20]

Nope, but Daily Show and Lil Bush are one thing conservative TV will never be: Funny.

Sorry, dude. You guys kick ass at boardroom meetings, but get used to it: Conservatives are NEVER FUNNY.

[EdgemanLL2]

Kiddingh me? We have excellent senses of humor. Thats why pedestrian tripe like Daily show and LilBush are well below the radar.

Take conservative women for example. They just look at you and laugh! Thats how sharp a conservatives sense of humor is.

a REAL sense of humor isnt impressed with 10th grade sarcasm and vegas nightclub one-liners.

[baldrad1]

@discord20 ..Utopians can't take a joke (that means Liberals, in case you don't know what a Utopian is).. Ya get yur little feelings hurt too easy.

I'm thinking you don't even know what a board meeting IS. And you'll never get invited to one, either.

[jeffbw]

What is a "truth hat"? Are you wearing one right now?

[mjswans]

My keyboard sometimes misses letters typed.Guessing you're probably a lib, it doesn't suprise me that I should explain it to you. Nothing to add? Go after the grammar. That always makes you look smart.

[mjswans]

You just wish you were as pretty, and that's just not funny to you.

[jesuswasapornstar]

Poor republitards, you can't help it you were born with silver dicks in your mouth. Oh, and you have NO talent. You'll never be popular you know?

[Thamontas]

uhhh....Are you liberal? Its silver spoons dude, we dont do dicks in the mouth, that is the other side.

[jesuswasapornstar]

Tell that to Larry Craig and Ted Haggart. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're too easy mostly because your retarded so there's not much of a challenge is there? No, I'm afraid you OWN pedophelia and other perversions. Try again perv.

[mjswans]

I realize it's difficult for liberals to laugh when the focus is on the socialist..(oops I mean 'liberal' with our taxes) '..no, I mean generous with our taxes,..oops, I mean UN yes men, no wait..trying so hard to be politically correct..just...can't seem to....wait... here goes....Halliburton, global warming; Chavez,Castro,Che,.barf. shoot, there goes my lunch.

[poop4charity]

I'm not liberal, I just don't find these jokes funny, you shouldn't find jokes funny because they agree with your beliefs, you should find them funny because, well, they're funny.

[mjswans]

You don't BELIEVE these are funny, that's your belief, poop.

[jeffbw]

No, it factually isn't funny.

[poop4charity]

once again, I didn't laugh once

[jesuswasapornstar]

Don't worry you weren't expected to laugh at a greek tragedy. Or rather a poorly constructed 19th century melodrama.

[VoteYourConsience]

ur support of torture is sickening by the way

you need medical help ASAP

seriously

[VoteYourConsience]

leave ron paul alone retard

crappy show and lame comedy

I cant wait till I make a comedy about you and your whole family and air it everywhere

so that ppl laugh their asses at you

[biopiracy]

Is there someone on the left who is actually funny?

[OSDJF]

Wow, conservative comedy that actually is funny! That's a first!

[byronyork2]

I'm so funny by mocking 9/11...raised eybrow

[paleocrat]

Conservative women tend to be as brilliant as they are gorgeous. Ms. Miller is a classic example of this phenomenon.

Keep up the good work!

[Rajaat99]

"One that isn't Chinese." Best joke of the show. Keep up the good work.

[slitteva]

plenty of funny jokes to send you, but I don't except dollars being that they have no real value.

[futureBLU]

If that's not a laugh track, the audience is either drunk or a HUGE pack of retardz is out on a field trip.

[Andretii]

u r right on point

[Andretii]

they really do need fake laughs lol

[newsbusted]

Said the idiot who types "lol" at the end of his/her comment.

[Andretii]

lol and at the beginning of my comments as well lol

[poetdemas]

now that's hilarious!

[CeazyVideoGuy]

See Hilary Clinton looking very very OLD! Click my link! WOW haaaaaaaa! What the?!!!!

Also see a DEAD cat!!! Ahhhhhhhh

This is not an ad! I'm just board, please KILL me!

[jbeatty28]

Yep this is great! Gotta love conservative comedy.  I mean we are blasted with liberal comedy all the time......just turn on Jon Stewart! Keep an open mind people! It is comedy....laugh!

[poetdemas]

in a conservative world you'd been told to stay in a kitchen and cook....

...so shut your face and bring me my dinner, bitch!

[mainelymusic]

Funny... it seems to me that's what they do in the middle east, because I've been there and seen it, yet the conservatives are the ones in favor of changing that... Hmm, so why don't you try to think back to what you mom might once have said and just don't say anything if you don't have something nice to say?

[poetdemas]

My mother told me to speak my mind. I've done just that. If you don't like it, by all means disagree.

[mainelymusic]

Speaking your mind as per an opinion is fine, but I'm sure even you admit that you have to put a filter on some the comments you think from time to time. Remember, you can' disagree, like you just did with me, but do it in a respectful manner, like you hadn't done before.

[poetdemas]

And yet, this is respectful, right? This video here? As respectful a comment I made in jest? Jesus Christ, you narrow minded jerk offs can dish out the insults, but the moment someone throws it in your faces, you start crying like the "whiny" Liberals you're so often attacking.

[mainelymusic]

Where in this video did you hear them use profanity? Maybe you don't care for some of the jokes, that's fine, that's your opinion, but I commented upon your response to another user, not your opinion of the video. I'd like to know where I started crying about the whiny liberals though??  Seems to me you're the one who'll love it when SNL or the Daily Show will do a joke equally lame as some of these, but you can't seem to take it here because of it's slant.

[poetdemas]

Where in this video do you find jokes? SNL, by the way, hasn't been funny since the 90s. I make one joke and you think I raped Jesus. Get a sense of humor, because you need one to survive in our world.

[mainelymusic]

Ok, because telling someone "so go get my dinner bitch" is more of a joke than what's found here??? Sorry you just defeated your own argument on THAT one.

[poetdemas]

I understand the lack of tone within reading. In all seriousness, I am all for women's rights. I'm sorry that you can't read the tone I intended it to be in. Oh well, but seriously, now can you sit there and tell me that you think that I didn't my argument through? Do us all a favor, just let this go, okay?

[mainelymusic]

Oh, I'm sorry I mistook that comment as your attempt at humor, I didn't know you were actually serious :P Let me clarify since you seem unable to grasp stuff, that right there is SARCASM. As for letting it go? Seems to me I replied several hours apart from each other, when it appears you always replied within minutes. Hmm...

[poetdemas]

good point, but i have this thing on the bottom of my screen that tells me someone replied to something. It's called an email alert. It's annoying, but hey, when you're in a position when email is everything, i need to check it.

[mainelymusic]

This is true, I have one of those too, I just try not to live on the computer... though I'm not always successful, lol. Anyways, I'll leave off now and agree to disagree, later.

[poetdemas]

I'm surprised we even continue this. I'll concede. You were right about my usage of foul language; it was purely unnecessary of me to use it. I apologize. This way we can both live in peace.

[gunther2011]

this was the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

[samwise520]

Did you see when John Kerry told Green Bay Packers fans that he always loves to go out to "Lambert" field to see a game? That was much more stupid than this. Did you see Gore claim to invent the internet? Did you see Howard Dean say that Job was his favorite New Testament book. I could go on for days like this.

[Seiku]

lol interesting

[dungal123]

That 9-11 joke was brutal. You just lost one subscriber.

[scottfreitas]

Boohoo. Don't let the virtual door hit you in the ass on your way out.

[scottfreitas]

Always enjoy seeing the news get BUSTED! ;D

[ajm9797]

This was great. Esp. the one about HITlery and China.

Also.. Be Nice to Grandpa!

[alvincay100]

Best jokes in a while. Nice work. Keep it up.

[dtaijo174]

stupid...

[elroy2112]

the laugh track is to tell the humorless

democrats when to laugh. as they not only dont think for themsleves but only laugh when told. Democrats have to get a bunch of there mindless parrots to stay in an audience and stare at the LAUGH NOW and APPLAUSE NOW signs , because when leftist "commedians" tell a joke its so NOT funny the audience doesnt know if a joke was even told ? but they can do a fake laugh on cue ! NOw thats funny

[ClassicShowbiz]

Gilligan's Island has a more convincing laugh track. Painful regardless of politiics.

[grandconjunct]

This may not be comedy central material yet

but this is far funnier than anything the

democrats have put on You tube , which again proves the Old Adage Democrats have no sense of humor .

[BLESSEDone333]

You are very talented and can't wait to see the next one. Why hasn't Comedy central picked up on the Conservative humor and given you your own show...? oh yeah... It's owned by liberals!! lol

[bones1389]

I would say Comedy Central hasn't picked this up because it was completely lame. Not one 'joke' was funny. Its not that they were cruel or rude or anything. Everyone like to bash Hillary cuz she's a moron but not even that one was funny. They need to change the title because its not comedy. Comedy is funny.

[bevsGuy]

And yet somehow Saturday Night Live keeps going, plumbing the depths of the barrel at the bottom of a mineshaft. Weekend Update out-lames this by miles.

[Coyote1911]

I loved the one about hillary.

[soshesez]

Thought all the jokes were good except the 911=water boarding one.

It suggests that if we were to ramp up torturing captives or start flying jets into buildings it would be okay because they started it, I don't get the humor on that one.

[XxRooneyxX123]

thats not what its implying... its implying that if they can fly airplanes into our buildings we can atleast waterboard them. As in waterboarding isnt sinking down to their level, flying airplanes in huge important building killing many innocent citizens is.

[apeso25]

You've missed the boat on that one, friend.

[brassmonkey2788]

this is terrible...

i am completely open to conservative humor

but this is just not funny... at all

[newsbusted]

You should pay better attention to Ron Paul then. He would laugh at almost all of those jokes.

[slicedsky]

Hillary jokes and waterboarding/Bob S. were my favorites...throw in Alex Trebeck (sp) too...

Still laughing here...

Thanks

[cityview1989]

Hell no with NAFTA & CAFTA/Super High-way.

America needs to stay sovereign

[Jeffrywith1e]

a little predictable, but I thought this one was wittier than it has been. Keep it up.

[ARCHSTANTON6969]

Not the best one, but a few laughs

[unameitltd]

what bs: 911 was a CIA false flag inside job!