Fantasy Love Reality Check

[CodMaster601]

Most "People,

Well..."Men,

Well..."Arabs" Don't have credit.

hahahaha

[Janoskiansareamazing]

i put my hand up...

[SummerWontLast4Ever]

LOL most of that is true.

though girls shouldn't care what guys think they look like because everyone is beautiful, and a relationship shouldn't be based on looks.

but besides that, yeah.

i'm a girl, and all that cheesy shiet is gay aha.

[yazza1000]

What girls do u hang out with? Ur comments are very harsh and disrespectful ur obviously hang out with the wrong people. U need a reality check big time

[PhoebeM771]

"Most of these bitches look like my asshole on a bad day. And they expect to be called beautiful. What the fuck!" hahahhahah

[jackiexlovee1996]

I agree with EVERYTHING being said in this video and I'm a girl! Lmao

[Huststyler]

Actually there are girls who are beautiful without makeup, some just choose to wear it and others don't but either way they look beautiful :)

[nems143]

It's called makeup..because it makes up for the shit you don't have .. hahaha

[josiestar02]

I totally agree fuck this shit about laying under stars .. it sounds nice but if it did happen to me id be like what the FUCK!! (btw im a girl)

[trenchwink]

heartbeat just sounds shit.

[SufingSamajama]

i want a guy who lies under the stars and we watch the stars and he listens to my heart beat.

[steph7777777steph]

i love your serious face teddy!

[meoww2507]

hahahhahahahahahahaahhahahahah this is gold.

[BlueGorillaJew]

1:56 best laugh ever

[chewchewbabyxoxo]

so effing true! .. even though im a girl :P

[ByrneBeatsInc]

1:50, best part I lol'ed !

[nelandsahproductions]

Hahaha, love how he gets all angry and then at the very end calms down and says "alright, thanks for watching.. hope you enjoyed:) "

[nelandsahproductions]

1:56 - 1:57 ; Haha, cute chuckle

[partygirllaura1]

a fucking men.

[MCSbitch]

haha my boyfriend and I battle on the PS3 :P

[JDDL2011]

That's true about make-up.

[RosieeRozaa]

LOOOOOOOOL DOG SHIT ALL OVER THE PARK

[brittny70]

Awww, teddy's laugh is so fucking adorable. haha.

[MarieAnneILY]

" look like my arsehole on a bad day" I LOST MY SHIT hahahahhahahaha

[CHEWBACCA970]

Lol watch Teddy's hand motions, they look so cool XD

[TheUltrapilot]

Sydneys the shit

[ShezzLuvsShadow]

this is coming from a girl guys. THIS VIDEO=TRUTH.

[TheFatoomaa]

Lmfao "look like my ashore on a bad day!!" lol wtf

[Yazuuur]

1:57 teddy's laugh is crak uhp hehe LOL

[pdcrew2]

LOL THIS!!

[MrNWA111]

i want a girl that will harden the fuck up!

[bollywoodbuff123]

HK from Broadmeadows.......LOL

[ryan500m]

This is genius great response to the cocky like pages on fb. #2 PLZ!!!

[MrR3viewer]

167 people look up at stars and listen to heartbeats

[billyuv]

hahaha teddy your so funny

[Whoopedy]

Hello, I'm a girl, and this is so true, women are delusional haha

[1DSoccer]

I use proactive and I dnt have pimples and I dnt wear makeup and still same effect as a girl with makeup... Or maybe I'm naturally.. Lol jks

[Cobucz1293]

LOL!!! Teddys funny:

[TheOnlyWsttgr]

I didn't put my hand up

[22ljd22]

i agree with nearly everything he just said..but not the makeup part..

[TrueEssenceful]

Respect for themselves to not date some looser that doesn't even like her! AND NO!! Not all girls need make-up I know SO many girls that ARE beautiful without make up! So maybe you should think about what your actually saying before you post videos like this. It people like you that lead 50% of the cake faced girls into thinking there ugly and need more make-up because they've read, heard or seen it somewhere that you THINK that's what's acceptable in a girl!

I'm a girl, proud to have stander

[gradinarq1]

LMAO THE LAUGH 1:56 ROFL BEST LAUGH EVER

[TrueEssenceful]

Okay so all the comments on this saying YEAH Agreed blah blah what are you actually agreeing to?? That girls arnt allowed to say this stuff to their friends (that are girls) coz I'm pretty sure NO girl would ever say this crap to a guy!!

Teddy? Okay..

So a reality check for you... Not all girls think like this therefore you have no right what so ever in saying this and putting ALL girls into a stereotypical box! I'm more then sure the girls that do wish for these things are proud to have respe

[AkmalHiba]

LMAO PARK FILLED WITH DOGSHITT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH GO TEDDY! i'm a girl in total agreement we gotta man upp

[xxSWORDINATORxx]

TEAM AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

[onigiri815]

i'm a girl. and this is all true. fuck my gender can be delusional.

[dingzhula]

@onigiri815 LOLOLOLOLOL, at least you can admit it :D

[supercuddley]

@onigiri815 Yes, i totally agree with you!! :) high expectations or what? hehe.

[sialz12]

but what if u dont like wearing pants u wear skirts?

[MopsNZ]

I'm a girl, and i don't care aye

[nerdyaxolotl]

For all the people who are shitting their tits, fuck off its his opinion. Deal with it. I'm a girl, what do I care.

[rheaancharbel]

most people... oh most boys... oh arabs, don't have credit

[srpskabeba4ever]

I'm a girl, and i don;t do those things, but I barely were make up?

[SB93275]

girls can be pretty without make up ted

[DeanAndMyself]

You can be a dick, you stereo-type every guy to be a player & every girl to be a slut, reality check for you mate, shut the fuck up, some girls are not sluts, and not all guys are players cunt

[dugey789]

the heart beat sounds like shit AHHAHAHAHA

[happyhippiesable]

this is so true all my mates (im a chick) complain about this shit im like wtf are you metally handicapped?

[eviebabyful]

1:22

how could you see me? i put my hand up..

[McLeodMediaCorp]

"where we gonna sit? there's dog shit everywhere!" LMFAO

[serenaachahiine]

i agree 100% with you teddy

[seraj91]

LOL i agree with you BUT i dont wear any makeup and i look good :)

[cutiepiesince1997]

Omg im in love

[Bingbampow]

the 164 dislikes are all girls Lmao!

[Fullytabully11]

Yeah do one bout cod hahah

[JTsoccerfreak69]

Do a rant about call of duty :DD

[eimongomez]

im a girl andi dont give a fuck about love i love to skate im tomboy so "mrteddy" shut the fuck up bitch

[KaLe721]

@eimongomez if u dont like it dont watch it

[lukey022]

@eimongomez fuck up slut and go sit on a pineapple and deepthroat a chainsaw

[9reek4Lyfe]

slowly puts his hand up hahahaa

[eyeslikediamondss]

THANKYOU! honestly all the fucking girls commenting on this saying stuff like 'omg you shallow jerk not all guys are like you' are the ones who refuse to believe this video & then get their heart broken resulting in my facebook being spammed with depressing statuses! sure maybe 2% of the male population under 18 are really unusually sensitive and do want all this lovey dovey shit but majority are just faking it to get into your pants. true story

[mernlovesmusic]

I went to Australia last year, and I'm also Middle Eastern so your accent reminds me of my cousins. So I kind of watch all your videos, and laugh my ass off. Nicely done.

[MissSmileyShell]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD OH EM GEE YOUR FUNNY. 

[Frankinsense0012]

Ehhhhhh...mostly true.

I fell asleep at my boyfriend's house and he was happy, not because he got to watch me sleep, but because he got to play Halo for a hour without feeling like he was ignoring me XD

[XxlovexXlustxXkiss]

Dude that's fucked my bf is like that and honestly I don't want what u said in the vid not all girls have to wear make up to be beautiful just cause ur heads shoved so far up ur ass doesn't mean u have the right to say shit about how pretty Ppl are without makeup or what girls want.

[Monx10]

It's funny as I don't want any of those things in a guy, yet my boyfriend is just naturally like that!

[sparkedsnipe]

1:50 hahahhaha best line ever

[1Diaaa]

loooooolllllllll I never had a boyfriend since I am fully islamic from day one , but this vid is damn funny and a real reality check

[812holy]

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[justagirl435]

your shallow and will never get a girl. You know the percentage of people commiting suicide is higher in woman then men. And its because of monobrow dickheads like you that this happens

[SeptemberAndMay]

it's cute how he changes at the end of the video , these are cliches guys, no need to hate.

[Theafgstar1]

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[rickyberjaoui]

@CookieBossRS Whenever you get into another arguement and think your some madkunt, try to actually NOT get your comeback off Facebook. Cheers bro.

[rickyberjaoui]

@CookieBossRS no. I'm dead serious.

[ZagiEscobar]

There are loads of sisters that look gorgeous without make-up, if you never wear it you never need it (most of the time).

[mizz199821]

LMAO teddy love yaaa<3

[extratrestrial731]

So to get a guy I need to start wearing makeup stop wearing trackies and be a total bitch… naa too lazy… =)

[bennieboy34]

fuck man, u speak the fucking truth and what everyone thnks!

[nmdking1]

Strangley im really attracted to bitches in trackys n rabens nthat shit , its fucking hot!

[1isthebest1]

it sound like in porn when the ball sack hits the vagina roflmfao and teddys laugh

[Nickhackken97]

Bitches pay attention.

[MultiStodd]

i laughed from 1:49 to 1:58

[MizzEldina]

1:55 hahhaha :D

[safbabey]

im a girl , and i love how half these chicks are getting full angry over the video . :P

but half this shits actually true hahahhaha . good job teddy :) xx

[LilShifty69]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[starlydead]

Damn my stomach hurts..

dont let me laugh that hard annymore.

[ccoourrttnneeyy]

love how painfully honest you are :P

[SoaringSpartan]

i agree with everything but the first one. I've looked at the stars with my girlfriend before, not that great. Also, the whole showing off to the world with trackies thing is stupid to me. I mean, I don't show off my girlfriend, first girls bitch about being objectified and now, they want us to show them off.

[reppinsomalia]

What da fuk r u doin with a doll?!!!!

[iSlantyEyeZ]

1:49 "faa that sounds like the.. you know when in porn the ballsack taps the vagina hehehehe"

[TheAbeyant]

You're a fuckwit!

[TeshiaZtoCool]

Is it just girls.. Like seriously,,

When someone actaully gets with you, you'll change your mind trust me.

[slickrickbawss]

Plus, most people!- well, most bois....most Arabs... DON'T have credit

XD Teddy, ur a classic bro

[redsonja28]

i wont say who but here in Melbourne further specific Meadow Heights l've seen a wog wear trackies with a belt LMAO,,,i personally love trackies best thing eva Teddy your a gun !!

[Valsyd88]

LOVeeeeeeeeee ittttttttttttt

[Mojo5oDope]

DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NO, YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY. PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONEPRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

[rickyberjaoui]

Dude. I'm a guy who dosen't want to just get in a girls pants. I have a girlfriend who I love & cherish and is absolute beautiful. Honestly, I couldn't care less if I had no sex at all with her. She's perfect the way she is. It's some real life fantasy shit.

So.., Correction. NOT ALL Guys want to just get into a girls pants. Some guys who actually CARE..

[kurdishboy94]

@rickyberjaoui shut up man like my man teddy says 'this is all FUCKERY'

[computerdevice180]

@rickyberjaoui your right, but he's not going to survey every guy in the world to validate his fact. It's a general statement, don't take it so seriously... If you don't apply to that category, then don't take it to heart.

Have a nice day :).

[bananabridget]

@rickyberjaoui WHIPPED!

[demented737]

@rickyberjaoui exception to the rule motherfucker. exception to all rules.

[hobosnacho]

@rickyberjaoui dude shut up this is just to be funny u dont have to have a cry about it

[MrsDuhamel]

@rickyberjaoui aaaaaw! thats so cute! shes so lucky.

[Broskilol010]

@rickyberjaoui Shut the fuck up you sensitive prick

[rickyberjaoui]

@Broskilol010 haters gonna hate :)

[BetchAssMofo]

@rickyberjaoui

Hahahahahha, this is the biggest faggot. Do you also respect dicks in your mouth as well?

[tequilavoice]

@rickyberjaoui agreed mate :)

[ASSFSAFSAS]

@rickyberjaoui ineed but u cant say u dnt wanna get in her pants if she wanted it lol :P but yes , i agree with what u said :)

[rickyberjaoui]

@ASSFSAFSAS Not gonna lie, It's a must haha

[CASSPPPPAAAA]

bahahhaha omg his sooo fuking funny!! cracked up so much that my mum told me to shut up :P

[wwefannationforever]

fuck your the funniest dude

[S2monika]

LOL if you look like a hk from broady xD

[bluetvlyrics]

wth who says trackies losers lol SWEATS!!!!!!!!!

[dimii4]

@bluetvlyrics in Aus there always referred to as trackies.

[slickrickbawss]

@bluetvlyrics

Trackies= TRACK pants

Sweats= Persperation

wth, LOSER

[bluetvlyrics]

@slickrickbawss soooooorrrrrryy im american im just saying didnt mean to make u upset lol didnt think it was a big deal and lol sweats dont equal perspiration Sweats=Sweat pants... k so um yeah lol u sweat in them so we r technically both right i take back what i said :)

[CaseyCrafter]

haha dog shit in the park lol

[LachlanOx]

hahah "the park is full of dog shit where are we going to lay" haha funniest part I reckon.

[raenBow27]

@LachlanOx same :D

[masihyegan]

1:47 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOO best part

[lucylampshade]

your fucking awesome ;D

[Mrskhalifa01]

i love his laugh <3

[Sewawewa]

I know a girl who does modelling for like so many brands in NZ and doesnt wear ANY makeup to school yet shes soo pretty without it...

[neighbourholic12]

love the shout out for all mums♥

[feather247]

faar that sounds like when in porn the ballsack hits the vagina. hehehehehehe

[kaaykaay69bfmv]

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! If the guy really "loves" you, he'll think you're beautiful without make' up. If you want a guy to like you for what you are naturally, in your trakkies and no make up, the rock up to school in trakkies and no make up.

[Damo3321]

yeah finally someone speaks up ahahahahahaha its fuckin ridiculas

[kooliejulie]

One day we'll be mothers...?

[themousemaster]

It's sad really, sex seems to be the only thing people want these days well i'd rather not ever have a stupid relationship with a jerk.

[RachiL17]

@themousemaster yeah i can understand how shallow that can be, but i hate all that lovey dovey crap it turns me off from the whole guy and relationship

[themousemaster]

@RachiL17 oh yeah i totally agree i want a guy who likes acting like an actual guy where we could do things like go to a rock concert and play x-box people think i'm a lesbian because i act so guy like. lovey - dovey is just plain weird XD we have actually lost all the good guys or maybe we don't have the right girls that act all girly and blah blah blah haha it's freaking pathetic i want to be treated like the fun loving person i am not some stupid boy toy. so basically don't be edward X3

[Harrywwebeltman]

@themousemaster thats because its human instinct to want sex, thats just how humans work

[SaharLaz]

Hahahahahh U r soo funny! Greetings from an arab girl from Finland..

[RachiL17]

hahahaha im a girl and everything you just said i want nothing of that from a relationship sex all the way!

[themousemaster]

@RachiL17 how shallow...

[Sophzwitizi12]

The stars thing is so fucking gay and thats coming from a girl

[123Jakeism]

Agreee on the mum beautiful thing :)

[stevietoward]

most people oh most bois nah arabs dont have credit ahahahahah comedy cunt lol

[TheScreamoSteve]

watching that was the funniest couple seconds of my life. Fuck teddy you are a legend!

[SxcSatNav]

"the whole park is filled with dogshit, where the fuck are we gonna lay?" LMFAO !

[sgtezy1]

were r u from

[DanniiMK]

Fuck...thats sounds like when the ball sack taps the vagina...Hehehehe :):)

[LAGITI24]

You know, I'm a girl and you are so right that I can't stop laugh. On word you are '' Briliant ''.

L.AGITI

[Ikas90]

nah, that kind of love exists. Otherwise, people wouldn't have the capacity to think about it

[fairypopkiDs]

FUCKING LEGEND! this is all so true!

[iloveeshortstackk]

Nearly woke my mum up laughing at this video, Teddy you are fucking hilarious!

[nesschocky]

love how he is all pissed off and angry and then once its the end he's all smiley and "thanks for watching" ahahahha

[m4moud]

He didnt say girls look only beautiful with make up. He said his never met a girl looking beautiful without make up, so listen properly.

[nick77700]

lol ur a champ ai ......next month you were down in sydney?? were are you from?

[wtfparkyy]

i lol-ed at 1:56 XD

[01pHucKa]

"farrr sounds like on porn, when guy taps that vagina.." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

[TheDKblaze]

the park is full of dog shit!!!

[chessonmyshirt]

A lot of your videos are funny but it seems like you're just making fun of Romantics, this is the first one I just don't find funny. :S

[bonitalian]

LMAOOOOO

[hiphopboii001]

ur not even funny.

[ismayil54321]

@hiphopboii001 ur not funny

[aboodysxc]

ROFLMAOO

[Shyamalz]

awww man fuck your the funniest dude ever hahahahaha

[amela4boznia]

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO

[Blah00897]

i'd find it really creepy if someone watched me fall asleep...

[georgeballs1]

faar that sounds like porn like when the ball sack taps the vagina LMFAAOOO !!!