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  • We british thank you americans for telling us to FUCK OFF because no right minded British person would move to a tornado infested earth quake flood loving nation that goes into illegal wars set up by their own nation!!!! yep I said it

  • @OriginalNex You Brits are a morally bankrupt shell of a former empire. You live in a cold and merky island in Northern Europe where you sit around in fancy hats bitching about the failures of multiculturalism. You also know very little about weather patterns. Most of the USA doesn't deal with natural disaster. Unlike your shit country ours is massive and we have different kinds of climates..I can surf and ski all on the same day..

  • @SearchAndBuild Englan isnt that bad, yea they have bad weather but can they help that, no

  • @bass3411 No, you went because you are bound by a defense treaty. It's called NATO and every NATO ally is America's bitch.

  • @SearchAndBuild but if 1 of americas ally goes to war they will come in aswell. its not a 1 way system

  • @bass3411 Yeah, that is 100% true. But think about who is always fighting wars? Who really benefits from NATO? When was the last time a NATO country that was not the USA started a war? US foreign policy is preemptive and truly evil in its nature. You just sit there and take it.

  • @OriginalNex In regards to our foreign policy..I hate it and so do most Americans. Get off YouTube and go talk to someone..and for the record every illegal war we participate in the UK is right there taking orders because you are America's bitch..yup I said it

  • @SearchAndBuild Actually UK went because America paid us to check your facts

  • wow... wtf is going on with Europes money problem... ya bitch i dont like sopa and pipa but dont blame Americans, blame politics.

  • i hate americans now for threatening the entire internet community with your fucken SOPA and retarded PIPA fuck you guys but if they are not passed and abandoned i will will forgive you's

  • @TheMrMinerjack SOPA has nothing to do with the international community you stupid fuck. No one in the USA supports SOPA..that's why it was not passed..read an article you hateful little bitch..

  • Fun Fact: Amerigo Vespucci the person America was named after was Italian

  • americans are no dumber than europeans. we just don't do as much hating on you as you do on us. get a life.

  • Sorry but americans are stupid, half of the american people don't know that Europe is not a country.

  • @helloboy2005 i sort of agree

  • @helloboy2005 You are stupid for actually believing that.

  • "America=usa" North-America= Canada eh. just kidding north America is usa and Canada,Mexico, but who really doesn't fall asleep in social studies. i think most usa people know every thing about the usa, but they don't know very much about other places other then Mexico.

  • try to make a true Canadian mad, and nutting happens. except you do loss a friends respect.

  • Canadas got lots of space...

  • @stress4567 you bet it does. like 1 person for every 1-3kilometers. ya Canada's very roomy. :)

  • wtf are u talking about we backed your ass up and saved u in both world wars

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  • boo hoo America is broke, well heres some truth for you so is the rest of the freekin world !!!!

  • well if we respect you:::: respect us back!

    and we like the people; but not your government so...

    jfd;klgatjoirghkdlj

  • We don't hate you.... We hate your ego's.

    No seriously, the only thing I hate about american's, is that some of them tarnish our language and act like WE'RE speaking it wrong. (I'm british btw)

    Also, "sympathy"?(not sure if I spell't it right) Really? "Independent"? New's flash, we fought your wars!

    And I don't think making a black guy president (Barrack Obama) hardly qualify's for a sympathy vote.

    Note this isn't a shout to the girl herself. This is a shout to everyone that believes this.

  • @DRAGOON2ONIONKNIGHT eh i am Canadian i know British people are very cool. we love you sooo much we put your Queenie on almost all of our money. :)

  • @anielsen100 GO Canada! I love Canadians :3

  • I was born an american and i still fucking hate america

  • Fuck America and their sopa-shit

  • You can start a war in my country... If you can find it on a map.

  • I like people no matter what nationality are they. :)

  • foreigners don't think we're all like this.

  • Why should i give my sympathy or why should i care america is broke when they are always trying to fuck things up for everybody else?! good riddance....

  • i like this very much. :) america

  • Start a war in my country ? Yeah have fun fighting against the NATO.

  • @Vaxx13131313 The USA created NATO. What a fucking idiot.

  • @brotato2 They helped creat the NATO, without the major countries like England or France wanting to join it would never be there. BTW After the cold war it got indepentent.

    Your unnecessary swearing just confirms that you are not educated.

  • @Vaxx13131313 So in order for someone to be educated they shouldn't cuss? That ignorant statement right there that was directed as the only thing you could use against me in the comment I made just provides enough proof to conclude that in fact you are the angry, uneducated one in this conversation.

  • @brotato2 Everybody should have their own opinion, but to swear shows you have no other way to question my statement. Say what do you believe to accomplish with "What a fucking idiot" ? Of course you have the right to cuss, but that was more a embarrassment then a proper way to criticize.

  • Fuck America.

    Thats all i have to say bye-bye.

  • You know showing off when you're ACTUALLY good at something is still bad! Look at the swiss people. I don't see anyone saying: "Ehhh ich han meh Geld als eehr arme Bhindertä" which means "Ehh I have more money than you poor retards". So cut the crap

  • show my love for America? that can be arranged *loads gun*

  • i actually dont know what to say

    "stop hating its get kinda old"

    "we might start a war in your country"

    whoever wrote that script

    he gotta be as dump as hell

    i dont mean to offend the americans

    but their is certain americans

    like those dudes

    R too stupid to even relise they r worthless worms in the american community

  • Its the cheese in the can i cant stand but hey nothing wrong with americans even if they cant find other countries on a globe. If theres one nation of people we can should all have a blanket hate for its the french!!! Yes im a placist i hate anyone from France I don't care what colour you are what religion you practice if youre from france i hate you. 1. Napolean tried to take over the world (short mans syndrome) 2. We saved their asses in two world wars (not just the USA was involved in ww2)

  • @jamiecarrick1 also during the 80s the french sent some "commandos" to blow up the rainbow warrior in my country (that would be New Zealand) killing people on board, that is an act of terrorisim. and last of all they cheat at rugby.France breeds Cowards, puts angry short men in charge of the country and they cheat. So nothing wrong with americans

  • Umm yeah we have a black president that half the country hates andddd if you want to start a war with "MY" country go ahead (I was born in America) because I hate most Americans. Most of them act like they are the top shit on everyone else around the globe.

  • @GABBY863

    HELL YEA ARMAGEDEN (i was born in america too i can say this DAMNIT)

  • @GABBY863 Wow so you've actually met most Americans that's a hell of an achievement you should wright a book or something. Look don't give all America a bad name just because you live in a community of jack asses cuz it sounds like you're exactly where you belong. The perfect example of an ignorant American.

  • @GABBY863 True that. America really isn't this great place it appears to be. The American dream? Gone. I'm getting out of this shit hole as soon as possible.

  • anyone else notice her belly mole?

  • IM NOT GOING TO BUY BATTLEFIELD. god damnit.

  • Darn patriots. Why are your other videos good, and this one horrible?

  • 'Merica: We're gonna free the SHIT out of you!

  • we donate money and food to almost all the countries in the world

    we allow immagrents to come over to america to become a citizen because their country dont allow rights

    we allow docters to go over to other countries to help with illnesses

    the last thing we want from other countries is them being such goosebags

  • @TheBroCouch well said...!

  • I lol'd at shrimp on the barbie. You know in Australia we call them prawns. The only person I know who calls them shrimp is my friend from New Hampshire

  • are you o.o

  • wow usa is broke thats terrible well so is iceland so yeah.

    

  • @omster96 Yeah, but in iceland there lives about 300 000 people, America has about 1000 times more inhabitants

  • i tried to show love to an american girl in bed but then i took an arrow in the knee.

  • i loooove America yes o love it soooo much that i realy show my love to america having sex with american girls

  • Im a subscriber to recklesstortuga, but this stupid thing is'nt gonna change m toughts.

    Btw, start a war my country? Well, allready done.

  • So what if a Bacon-Cheese is cheap in USA (not America. America is not a country, it is a part of the names of 2 continents (South and North America) It's not like we Swedes call our country Europe or 'rope, that would just be wierd) when the so called babes weigh around 500 pounds.

    xoxo

  • the thing about america is we invented corn dogs

  • so many dislikes. US... just a pice of shit xD

  • Well better put down this whale blubber

  • ok i'll start with hugging u, then secretly i'll stab u in the back

  • be nice to america. or we'll bring "democracy" to your country.

  • @26wesman: Just what i was gonna write! Guess you beat me to it :D

  • FUCK YOU

  • hallaluegh you tell em bitch stop hatin

  • good thing im canadian because we are the 1 county thats beaten the usa in a war

  • @spspidy CANADA FTW!

  • Actually nowadays everybody hates everybody, stereotypes no longer make a funny, interesting or cute image about a certain nation, they ruin it completely. And worse, people buy them and hate countries without even having visited them.

    My advice is to get used to it, not care about it, work to be a great individual so when people talk sh*t about wherever you're from someone can say "hey, not true, I met a girl/guy from there, they're actually great people!".

  • why do ppl scream N a z i every time I go there then....

  • NO.

  • this video discusses me. Have some fuckin pride in your country or get the FUCK out. MOVE TO FUCKIN IRAQ AND SEE HOW THEY WILL TREAT YOU. I DONT THINK THAT A BULLET FROM A TALIBAN'S GUN IN UR HEAD IS A WARMING WELCOME!

  • @OfficialEbayCenter disgusts not discusses

  • @OfficialEbayCenter

    I wonder if the know the difference between "discusses" and "disgusts" in Iraq? I bet they'd be surprised to know that the the Taliban walked 1500+ miles to come to Iraq from Afganistan.

    -_-" This vid is right. We SHOULD be nicer to America... in the same way you're nice to the special kid in school.

  • I listened to Airplanes by B.O.B. on 9/11

    Made a couple wishes that day too.

    U mad America? ;}

  • @Fayt540 im an american and i aint even mad ;}

  • @thisissparta51 *high fives for ultimate trollmanshipz toward America*

  • She's so cute in this video!

  • You all can stop sucking the United States of America now.

  • a big hug for causing terrorsm and beinng israels puppet

  • I NEED 2 go find an American!!

  • Is this suposed to make me feel symphathy for those assholes? Cuz it just making me hate on them more than before...

  • DAMN Capitalist assholes!!

  • I am an Australian I have lived in 5 different contries. Every time I meet an american he asumes that I am also an American because I dont have the steriotypical Austalian accent to this I say Fuck you americans just because we dont have the steriotypical accent associated with our countrie it does not mean we are American there are other white people in the world so Fuck off you ignorant Yanks

  • america doesn't have culture 

  • America is broke? Talk to an Icelandic person!

  • yes this video makes hateing america not loving it :(

  • well not to aoffend any body but they make fun of contrys such as:canada mexico russia and maybe even the united kingdom so...

  • Fuck America.

  • you'll start a war even if somebody lives in Russia ?

  • why dont you get out of countries that you started war in them for no reason or you thought that they have massive/destructive weapons ...etc.?

    anyway when you end war what do you say?"sorry"

  • Imagine her being the President in that EXACT outfit.

  • shes fat........ sorta

  • @Vincent2478 wtf is wrong with you?

  • @epicsalvadorian jeez sorry

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  • fuck usa

    

  • I'll respect America all right, by going to the restroom * Random

  • haha the europeans actually sent other europeans to america for a jail sentence B-ITCH

  • ...and this is why im moving to Canada.

  • @CrazyHawasian

    take me wit u please TAKE ME WIT UUUUUUU

    .........ooooo well back 2 defacing government property on my sk8board

  • Lindsy for P.M......... or Queen......or wateva

  • really ?? then why do american kids pull their eye sockets sideways to make them look like Chinese EVERYTIME i ran in to them at Chatroulette????

  • @camsterkicks sure they're not european? They seem more likley to do that than americans. Here in america we come up with smart racism, eye mimiking is preschool.

  • @Snapshot290 oh i'm sureee...!! there was the WHITE HOUSE itself outside their window!!

    hahahaha, and you think smart racism is cool

  • @camsterkicks So they were in downtown DC, that means they actually were of the stupid percentile. On behalf of the small fraction we agree are "stupid americans", I apologize.

  • @Snapshot290 i have a lot of friends in DC and Cali, they're nice people, intelligent ones, i might add,. maybe someday our views on america will change after all.

    i don't know that this video is telling the truth, that american can't change the way they are selfish and narcistic, or this girl are just being sarcastic, but if it's the truth tho, then it's just sad.

  • Obama is the same as Bush.

  • never!!

  • omg... i think i say this in swedish so i won't hurt your feelings.... kassa jävla amrikanare som faktist pallade översätta detta..

  • why does everyone think australians eat shrimp on the barbie, because we dont we have kangaroo instead

  • loving america is like hugging a cactus and a shitty zion jew's dick riding coward cactus too..

  • I just might leave a comment... Or will I?

  • I tried to hug an American once. But it was too fat and my arms couldn't come around it.

  • hmm who won most medals in the Olympics....... oh yes ok then

  • @jcsmithsk8ter What does that have to do with the fact that more than half of the entire nation has health problems with obesity - approx. 64%. And all winners of medals in the Olympics make up to 0.0006% of entire US population nowadays. Your medals mean shit when the average American is fat as fuck. Your logic has as much sense as if I would say: "Germans have Michael Schumacher, therefore every German is good at Formula 1 racing."

  • @Irakvrsor Again america kicked your ass twice oh man give up bro.

  • @jcsmithsk8ter America did not kick my (or my nation's) ass now or at any time. So I have no idea what you are talking about. Try to think of an intelligent counter-argument or stop wasting my time. And I am not your "bro" because my family never reproduced with apes.

    P.S.: If you're thinking of writing back mindless insults, just open up a Notepad and write everything there. Then save that and read it once you get some common sense.

  • @Irakvrsor Here's your counter-argument you arrogant bastard What are majority of Americans.....Immigrants from other country's this says two things 1.) That People want to come to america for some reason that reason being its the greatest country on earth. 2.) that The "american" you tried was from another country.

    P.S- scientist have proven that all people have been linked to one person.BRO!

    also there is a reason that your speaking English right now Bro.

  • @jcsmithsk8ter The only immigrations (on a massive scale) nowadays are from Mexico. Not from Europe or Asia - so much for greatest country on Earth. Which is not by any standard, except for having the greatest debt. And population of USA are called AMERICANS. On the "whole" continent you have also Canadians, Mexicans, Chileans, Peruvians,...

    The so called scientists "prove a new theory" every year. So their "studies" are gullible. And which is that ONE person anyway? Adam?

  • @Irakvrsor also Americans have invented well the modern world lls.... Air Travel, the fucking internet, controlled electricity, TV the list go on without end bro

  • @jcsmithsk8ter And don't give me any of that "we invented" crap. Most of stuff was protoyped or invented by Europe (don't think I'm gloryfying Europe). Also... The inventor was only one person. Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb. So the population nowadays, whose one fifth of it can't find their own fucking country on world map, sort of has no right to brag about it. Leonardo da Vinci painted Mona Lisa and you don't hear Italians yell: "We painted the best picture in the world!"

  • Respond to this video... and America is one big Continent you fucking idiot and the last time i checked south Americans Have the second lowest combined obesity rate in the world right now so unless your African SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP!

  • @Irakvrsor you do realize the average American actually keeps in shape, right? if you ever visited this great country, you would see that in a heartbeat. yes there are alot of overweight people but they are a minority. Speaking of minorities, how dare u insult people who are different from you; where's the common sense in that, brother? please do not insult our intelligence, we did not do the same to you.

  • @Irakvrsor The odds of that happening are 2.9%. Perhaps you should post your fetishes elsewhere.

  • @Irakvrsor i luv how u said "it"

  • CRUMPETS. <3

  • ask to be love by treating a war on us

    hmmm.....that's just not going to happen b****

  • Why wont you f**k your self bitch im BRITISH!!!!!

  • She has a freckle on her tummy :3 lmfao

  • I dont hate americans at all. you, however, have lost a part of my respect if you believe those are the words that should be representing your foreign and diplomatic interests.america is a country that was doomed to fail from day one. only thing that gave you a boost or two were the world wars that you coincidentally benefited the most from. now, with only minor wars left and not every single one of them is winnable, USA is going broke and selling out to major bank factions. too bad. u had spunk

  • im hispanic and i live in america and its not a bad place considering america is broke and its like a person who thinks their awesome and makes fun of others and start a fight but thats who they are

    if you dont like something then stay away from it

    but im telling you if ur thinking about coming to america

    u may find something good about it

    like i did 

  • Dude i danish you dont mother fucking hate my

  • @TheCena353 aight.

  • Also, people shut the fuck up about Obama already, it's not like you can do a better job. Plus if you're really that pissed off, get off of your lazy ass and actually vote this time. And if you have already voted last time, it's your fault that you didn't campaign hard enough for McCain. And if you actually voted for Obama and regretted it, also your fault for bad judgement.

  • @TheYesman71 "...it's not like you can do a better job", no shit thats why we the people elect the most qualified individual amongst us to lead. Ever heard of Confucianism? Probably not. Google it. It's been this way for centuries. Obama was, lets face it, primarily voted for because of his skin color, which, in quintessence, is racist. He was under qualified and over-hyped. Change was his mantra, yet was their any change? No. we have more debt thats been racking up since Clinton. So leave.

  • The last time I tried to hug an American, my arms slipped off of the sweaty fat rolls and she got really offended...

  • @TheYesman71 THAT IS FUNNY, I GUESS FAT MEAT "IS" GREASY!!!!!

  • Just like Eddy Izzard said, if you americans want respect, or at least not be looked down upon in Europe, say you're from Canada.

  • Btw It's called a prawn, not a shrimp.

  • i don't hate Americans as humans i hate their ideology and the way they invade other countries to steal their resources

  • We dont start wars. We end wars. Also, screw obama worst president OF ALL TIME!

  • obama is no better than bush.

  • lolz maerica cant afford to start a war in my country or any other =) I for one see china as our new overlords anyway

  • @BongRasta lollollol I didn't mean it like it seemed i meant it....dang it.  I was thinking of random.

  • @gabehDUH i was just messin with u...MUahhahahaha ;)

    and i completly agreed with ur comment...its kind of insultin to speak spanish with a brazilian...but...dont ever try to do that with a portuguese,im deadly serious...just dont.

  • also to everyone here, im from Brasil (this is how you spell it). You may call us 3rd world, but we aren't the ones still in an economic crisis (like the USA). FYI we are hosting the olimpics and the Football World Cup!!! SO SUCK IT HATERS!!!

  • 3)So after a long time the polititians said that they would open the doors to the world, they meant that they would let the citizens to travel to capitalist countries .

    4) The people thought that they could leave the east so all the people left at the same time and with so many the guards couldn't kill them all so they just let them break the wall.

  • If you actualy knew history you would know that the berlin wall came down like this:

    1) Lots of protests happend after the comunists took over, but they never manifested into anything.

    2)The goverment in east germany knew the citizens weren't happy.

  • To all of the american in the comments the "americas" are really one continent. Some people, like you, that think it is 2 but remember panama!! yeah the country that conects the north and south. Other ways to separate america: Latin america, caribeans, central america, north and south, etc...

  • @HeebStopmotion Another thing. Dont think that because I'm on the internet I would use google translator. My mother was italian and my father cuban I learned french in highschool and studied Japanese in college so shut your goddamned face and dont dare call ME racist when you sit here slandering americans you fucking piece of shit worthless dirt filled 3rd world pig.

  • i live in America/citizen and i fucking hate this country and well im 15 and i know that America is a piece of trash started on unwanted people from all the other countries even Switzerland where everyone is welcomed haha

  • @hello12mary Wow then if you don;t like it fucking leave i dare you to go fucking I dare you to go live in fucking Costa Rica for a week imbecil. By the way... America was started on the wealthy famiilies of England as well as people who wanted religious freedom from the tyrany of britain and france and germany and spain and even italy. So if you want to go live in a country where you HAVE to be Muslim or you HAVE to be Jewish then go ahead. For now don't fucking talk shit kthxbai

  • @kelvyi i am sorry to offend you because i know there are worse places but all of these opinions were spawned in my world cultures class

  • Ah America, land of the free home of the brave..... Indigenous Holocaust and the home of the slave.

  • Hello, americans.

    Please notice us

    Love,

    The Canadians.

  • @TheMeoweth ROFL that was funny

  • @TheMeoweth And us,

    The world

  • @TheMeoweth im canadian and american,america can be fucken gay,just like canada,half of my life i live in canada ans the other half in the u.s

  • @TheMeoweth i do and i love you canada

  • @TheMeoweth Who?

  • @jonasbrothersmate12 I see what you did there!

  • I don't hate American people, yet I hate the American Government !!!

  • F*ck off! You already made 3+ wars in my country!

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  • I honestly don't get the hatred toward Americans so many countries seem to have. Yes, our government has done some incredibly shitty things. So have other governments. The actions of the government don't always reflect the will of the people, despite us being a democracy. But to generalize an entire country's citizens based on the actions of few? How do people even justify that?

  • yep start a war and lose (as usual)

  • @Aerolee13 Yeah right girl