Magic Coke Machine
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  • which episode is this from?

    FootiefanJJ 3 years ago

  • "Charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie listen to me, charlie, CHARLIE! Whats your name again?" Rofl...

    Bleachfanalt 3 years ago

  • charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie listen to me, charlie, CHARLIE!

    Whats your name again? LOL!

    Guandy 3 years ago

  • Patrick Steward as CIA boss xD

    08JCameron 3 years ago

  • ILEGAL THATCHER lol!

    citroenfanatic 3 years ago

  • Yay- Patrick Stewart!

    obiwanobiwan13 3 years ago

  • what's your name again

    oldskool2121 3 years ago

  • damn a magic coke device loverly

    blazerrips91 3 years ago

  • what ep and s is it???

    quicksilver3108 3 years ago

  • If I had one of those machines.... Id be RICH!!!

    BadNewz4 3 years ago

  • More like SCREWED.

    Everyone would be after you and you'd most likely end up in jail very quickly.

    lunei66 3 years ago

  • naw If somebody kum for me thats on them, as for the police..... fuck em I aint going to jail

    BadNewz4 3 years ago

  • or maybe he will end in a shootout like tony montana....hahaha xDDDDD

    eugenmichailow 3 years ago 4

  • Or killed by rodger if he has a gun and lands in that bucket like last time.

    masterwizard555 3 years ago

  • my name is charlie u idiot!

    bintaseela 3 years ago

  • The awesomeness of Patrick Stewart, hilarious.

    CBTrekker 3 years ago

  • lol

    xafflictionsx 3 years ago

  • i gotta get tht machine

    ikillkittensftw 3 years ago

  • Funny as hell !!!

    YellowTexasRose90 3 years ago

  • charlie,charlie,charlie,charli­e,charlie listen to me, CHARLIE!! whats your name again?

    maluko224 3 years ago 8

  • i need that machine

    baumanite 3 years ago

  • yeah....its not

    steveo1138 3 years ago

  • No, it's jean luc picard :)

    Bram25 3 years ago

  • "What's your name again?"

    iheartmichaeljackson 3 years ago 8

  • i saw a live version of american dad and seth macfarlane was playing bullock....do they switch off or sumthing??

    thaler543 3 years ago

  • Probably because they couldn't get Stewart to show up to do one or two lines for the table reading.

    JESmith 3 years ago

  • Jean luke picard ftw! LOL

    Agentcapture 3 years ago

  • He's looks like he's high on somethin'. Ha ha.

    NazriB 3 years ago

  • Oh gee R U SURE ???

    JustaEropeanGuy 3 years ago 2

  • wow NazriB r u like fucking 2 years old

    NazriB (1 week ago)

    He's looks like he's high on somethin'. Ha ha.

    armyarman 3 years ago

  • Duh hes high

    nuck5545 3 years ago

  • clean off my face

    ajaduusdfujasdujasdujasdujsd my god

    i´m looking that machine on e-bay!

    brunocomolli 3 years ago

  • iv searched for this machine on ebay.. so far no luck. i will keep trying

    traviscobra 3 years ago 2

  • The episode is I can't stan you Season two episode 17

    ismellfeet23 3 years ago

  • hi jeremy

    BeeSting44 3 years ago

  • looooool,

    NewfieFlickr666 3 years ago

  • ahhhhahahaha

    mastre0chief 3 years ago

  • i thought u ment the drink at first!lol

    AndyLandwersiek 3 years ago

  • lmao

    charlie charlie charlie listen charlie charlie charlie listen whats ur name again?

    SouthParkGirl123 3 years ago 2

  • man i need this machine

    boringlyawesum 3 years ago

  • what's your name again?

    Nintend00 3 years ago 4

  • u r right

    eemo2 3 years ago 2

  • ILEGAL THATCHER lol!

    citroenfanatic 3 years ago

  • argh! hes wearing Ugg boots, all is wrong with the world!

    xlilmiss1988x 3 years ago

  • Yeah, I notice the uggs too. They look SOOOOOO cute :D. Wait a minute. I thought uggs are UGG-ly when in comes to guys.

    TVfan296 3 years ago

  • LETS ALL GO PARTY OUR NOSE CLEAN OFF OUR FACES

    what episode is this please?

    tange88 3 years ago 3

  • Rofl!

    ramacali 3 years ago

  • I want that Machine

    Mugib 3 years ago 2

  • LOL- How awesome is Patrick Stewart in this show?

    Tony575 3 years ago 3

  • ...ugh, that's he idea of the joke.

    PhoeniXCE 3 years ago 4

  • a machie that turns water into cokan um i will just keep that now if anyone needs me 'm going to party my noise clean of my face. WHF who has a machie that turns water into cok..

    eemo2 3 years ago

  • i do i have a machine that turns water into coke

    lonesoldier33 3 years ago 3

  • i agree, I don't think anything can turn water into COCK.

    Dragonfree40 3 years ago 9

  • LMAO!!!

    GrugNorg 3 years ago 2

  • Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, whats your name again? lolz

    flammabletofu 3 years ago 7

  • lmao i love this episode

    agentsandsishot 3 years ago 3

  • what episode/session is this

    Z01DB3RG2k8 3 years ago

  • charlie charlie charlie charlie listen to me! charlie....whats yer name again? lol

    TomHudd707 3 years ago

  • Im thinking that guy on the bed is charlie. LOL

    Shadowhawk28 3 years ago

  • Yes it is.

    Maggiedroid. It steals milk from nursery children.

    CinnabonChan 3 years ago 2

  • charlie charlie charlie charlie, listen to me!

    killerbee2k 3 years ago 5

  • water to cocaine....awesome

    beastlair 4 years ago 2

  • drugs .... doing nothing has never been so amazing.

    borrego10000 4 years ago 2

  • Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go party my nose clean off my face.

    swingtheleadpipe 4 years ago 5

  • I don't need people to tell me what's funny and what's not. It's hillarious. Stop being so damn touchy, don't watch the shit if you know you wont like it. It's American Dad, did you know they make fun of alot of things people may not think are funny? Yeah kinda like that Family Guy show if you ever heard of it. Whatever though, it's almost funnier reading these crybaby comments trying to make people feel guilty in the slightest for watching it.

    dethro96 4 years ago

  • Charlie charlie charlie charlie, whats your name again? xDDD

    starfire314 4 years ago 4

  • they so are.

    l0ckpEEk 4 years ago 17

  • its because its patrick stuart

    NonDairyYogurt 4 years ago

  • communist

    AcousticDave94 4 years ago

  • Snif On!!!!!!

    Klaskekim 4 years ago 5

  • Ill just keep this...

    NickJonas2255 4 years ago 4

  • YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

    alphafactor 4 years ago

  • Patrick Stewarts my hero lol..

    dethro96 4 years ago

  • yep

    dethro96 4 years ago 4

  • second that--especially after he was in "extras"

    but its to late, i've already seen everything

    3ggh3ad 4 years ago

  • LOL this is MADD FUNNY

    14yoOpera 4 years ago 3

  • for all you little young ones.this show is crafted by grown men.and it take alittle age and walk through the 1980's to understand some of the comedy....this is for the ones who take it to litteraly

    deneroyaknow 4 years ago

  • this is literally one of if not THE funniest quick one liners i've seen in american dad

    cantytoofly 4 years ago 4

  • yes it would. But remember... "Never get high on your own supply."

    GrugNorg 4 years ago 3

  • Scarface teaches!

    DoctorJ82 4 years ago 2

  • lol it sure does!

    GrugNorg 4 years ago 2

  • fuck**g druggie

    hatchetman0 4 years ago

  • Why did u block out in? in fucking it'll like blocking out Holy in Holy Sh*t

    ismellfeet23 3 years ago

  • Charily, Charily, Charily, Charily, Charily Charily, Charily, what's your name again?

    selsuru 4 years ago 3

  • Charlie..

    lofty49 4 years ago

  • ...

    Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, listen to me, Charlie, whats your name again?

    gooddragon1 4 years ago 2

  • Charily, charily, charily, charily, life is but a dream.

    SmartLX 4 years ago 5

  • yes.

    hsv4me74 4 years ago

  • Audio surveillance equipment so sensitive that you could hear a moth fart.

    Markunator 4 years ago 4

  • uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh -_-

    ridjf 4 years ago

  • party my nose clean of my face rofl

    Dmh445 4 years ago

  • Lmao

    Damian420333 4 years ago

  • Every time I picture Stewart in front of the mic reading these lines, I smile.

    Jordacar 4 years ago

  • Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie whats your name again?

    hsmpokemon 4 years ago

  • freakin hilarius

    BeeSting44 4 years ago

  • A listening device

    BIGSID320 4 years ago

  • lmao he's wearing uggs.

    what episode is this?

    abcdefghigkimacat 4 years ago 2

  • Patrick Stewart is amazing!

    iamtheonewhoisme 4 years ago

  • what episode is this?

    3rd series?

    giardia2 4 years ago

  • COKE...i thought it was cocacola, but this is even better!!! coke machine rulz!!!

    ghfyoug 4 years ago

  • he says cocaine ,, no coke ....

    cmm06 4 years ago

  • i mean the title of this video...

    ghfyoug 4 years ago

  • Oh, COKE Machine. I genualy thought it ment.... he he... well never mind.

    EccentricGentelman 4 years ago

  • Charlie!! >.>.>.<.<.<

    Xoelaras 4 years ago

  • Its a Robotic Margret Thatcher, one of the Illegal things the CIA Have... not too sure why, but meh. You gotta find women with power attractive, YOU JUST GOTTA!!! >:(

    Xoelaras 4 years ago

  • ummmm. i dont really get. and i usually find everything in this show hilarious. but this just wasnt

    BlacksiteJuggernaut 4 years ago

  • "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to party my nose clean of my face!" Patrick Stewart RULES

    Brockyman 4 years ago

  • STOP

    ForwardMcburn 4 years ago

  • This is one of the funniest moments in the series ever, we need more clips of Patrick Stewart as Bullock.

    kain1384 4 years ago

  • Cpt. Picard screwed up on coke. God I love this show.

    jesselangham 4 years ago

  • LMOA Funny shit man

    JpopFanBoy 4 years ago

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