A Very Potter Musical Act 1 Part 5

[iluvGinger0214]

"You can call me Voldemort. We're there. We've reached that point."

BEST. LINE. EVER!!!!!!!!! XD

[iluvGinger0214]

Interview with Daniel Radcliffe:-

Interviewer: If you were James Bond who would be your Bond girl? Daniel: RUPERT!!! I'm going to be the first gay James Bond!!!!!!!!!

[MrMiffypie]

Quirrel sounds like sid from ice age

[Chocobearization]

Muggles have their place, mudbloods have their place. AND SO SO YOUR CLOTHES!!!!! MOSTLY A DRESSER!!!!!!!!

[ilovetoact12]

There's something about guys who love acting, are good at it, and can sing that is really attractive! :)

[YouGandered101]

@VidWatcher45673 He is alive...

[jlfan4293]

I never thought i'd see the day where i find Voldemort attractive xD

[Juvelyn99]

I dont know how Joe can maintain such a voice like that

[JustTheAverageNerd]

I will now only drink bottled water from Aquafina.

[SaraAngelify]

It bugs me that they never did sleep...

[Phantomdubber]

i miss Brian rosenthal :/

[tobuscusstarkidfan]

I wanna live in Squirrels world but then Voldy dances and is hot

[JeeniePickles]

y'know... moldy voldy is kinda hot... in a bodyless, over-done makeup, has-a-nose way.

[MissGreysonCLuv132]

I'm celebrating my one year anniversary of discovering starkid. Why didn't I do this earlier?

[liz4652]

Voldemort sings: you won't sleep on your back!

But wasn't the problem that Quirrell had to sleep on his back because he had back problems?

Never hating on the musical, just something I noticed.

[zinks04]

@liz4652 I noticed that too, but I have always interpreted as Voldy making the statement you won't sleep on your back, meaning, Voldemort will not let him sleep on his back. Such as "You will NOT be sleeping on your back!" idk, that is the only thing I could think of to have it make sense.

[meg5730]

Voldemort with OCD.....LOL

[HogwartsSoul]

Quirrelmort is forever my favorite bromance -3 how can you not love it? It's Joe walker and Brian rosenthal.

[savannahsalvatore3]

Voldemort looks like Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Now im in love with Voldemort too....:)

[spikewillowtara]

@savannahsalvatore3 spike reference yeahhhh

[parodynerdz111]

I love this song!!! :D

[parodynerdz111]

@thisbemynickname

I did I found it weird. :D

[LoZHP1D]

"Wash that turban, it tickles my nose..." Wait, what nose?

[beingbeckeroni]

I love the joke about the Quirrell and Voldemort relationship, but Quirrell was so much more entertaining as Seamus...

[derespinoproductions]

every time i ask people for some of their waterbottle. i will for now on do it just like Joe.W<3

[wrockingout005]

Oh Joe-3 love you so much!

[marcycare56]

hahahaah... Voldy is so funny..

[AFOband]

Voldemort then attached himself to Quirrell's soul... and thus, the GREATEST BROMANCE IN HISTORY was born!!!

[Kateybunny]

QUIRRELL:

When I rule the world Ill plant flowers

VOLDEMORT:

When I rule the world Ill have snakes

And goblins, and werewolves, and giants, and thestrals,

a fleet of dementors, and all my Death Eaters!

(QUIRRELL: And Jane Austin novels)

Me:lol

[epicfail8798]

"When i rule the world I'll plant flowers," "When i rule the world I'll have snakes" lol best part ever

[TheMomoara9]

3:06 awkward.....

[whysopinkie]

Voldemort looks like Hidan.

[lovelylilyy100]

quirrel:when i rule the world ill have flowers voldemort: when i rule the world ill have snakes

[beachedbeauty]

quirrelmort <3

[CrisisInTheSlowLane]

I really fancy the girl playing Draco Malfoy it's not even funny. :L

[amberalysonRIP]

@CrisisInTheSlowLane she is really hot... draco (lauren lopez)

[bencutler1066]

@amberalysonRIP more like supermegafoxyawesomehot

[thisbemynickname]

Anybody else catch that Voldemort says "You won't sleep on your back" but Quirrell says earlier that sleeping on his back is the only way he can be comfortable.

[Orangejuicewoofwoof]

Joe Walker would be the best babysitter... " I COMMAND YOU TO... eat your greens- at least!!"

[pebbypuppy]

MUGGLES HAVE THIER PLACE.

MUDBLOODS HAVE THEIR PLACE.

and your laundry has a place! like a dresser!!! :)

[MsPixoy]

Now I know I have to put my dirty clothes away or Voldermort will come and kill me... :(

[TheHarrypotternerd98]

get us ready for bed lol

[SophieCLRguART]

Nasenex? HE HAS NO NOSE!

[HPFreak777]

TURN OVER RIGHT NOW OR ILL ILL, eat your pillow! Youll be having a dream your eating a giant marshmellow but really youll wake up and your favorite goose feather pillow will BE GONE!

[GoyleRules13]

you put them away RIGHT NOW!!!

[RebeccaTheSlytherin]

OMG VOLDY HAS A NOSE!!!

[ekarina0803]

HAHAHA I LOVE YOU JOE!

[TheRheanna96]

"I like folding all my ties...

And you have no friends, hey, that's a surprise."

[AjBr1998Bumblebee]

Joe walker is sooo funny!💓

[taylorhawkinslover]

94 people haven't put their clothes away

[bestpufferfish]

that's one sexy Voldemort

[AlwaysAStarkid]

In class one day, we somehow got on the subject of what we would do if we ruled the world. I said I'd plant flowers and have Jane Austin novels. A girl I hate said she'd have snakes, goblins, werewolves, giants, thestrals, dementors, and Death Eaters. I don't hate her anymore.(: Starkid brings people together<3

[mistpool41]

Lol Joe Walker is too funny!

V: Can you at least fold them (the clothes) put them into a neat pile!

[FutureStarkidMember]

"I KNOW THAT! Get me some Nasonex, you swine!" "YOU ROLL OVER RIGHT NOW OR I'LL...I'll...I'LL EAT YOUR PILLOW!" "Hey Quirrel..." "Ah, no no!" "QUIRRELL: When I rule the world Ill plant flowers VOLDEMORT: When I rule the world Ill have snakes And goblins, and werewolves, and giants, and thestrals, a fleet of dementors, and all my Death Eaters! (QUIRRELL: And Jane Austin novels)" Love these two!!!

[xBrokenLoverx]

hahaha Draco and Voldy are my favourites XD

[lillylou96]

When I rule the world I'll have......snakes XD

[atlantis2339]

@lillylou96 and jane austen novels!

[MsVulcanears93]

You put them away - RIGHT.  NOW!

I COMMAND you to.. FOLD them at least!

XD Genius

[Ookamikage13]

And Jane Austin Novelssssss!!!!

[98anniem]

@Gleefan918

They didn't writre it... so i doubt it

[NatureBuddyz]

"When I rule the world, I will plant flowers!" LMAO

[NatureBuddyz]

"Ok.ok..i watch you wipe your butt daily!"

[thatcoolkiddo]

wait... how can voldemort sneeze if he has no nose?

[Gleefan918]

I wonder if while writing this, Darren an Aj acted out the parts.... I've got an odd feeling Darren was quirell

[VidWatcher45673]

If only Neil Simon was alive to see THIS Odd Couple

[simmidutta]

voldemort is HAWT!!! but that whole scene where he and quirrel r trying to go to bed is kinda gay...

[eruuuun]

otp

[xFireChickx1]

quirrel and voldy are hot

[studentofpigfarts101]

quirrel: that when harry potter destroyed you, your soul lived on...

voldemort: i was forced to live in the forbidden forrest eating bugs and mushrooms and unicorn blood.

quirrel: until i found you and let you attach yourself to my soul.

voldemort: yes, nobody must know any of that.

me: ummm, you just told the entire audience.

[heatherhawkheart]

LOLZ

Quirrel: You got beat by a 2 year old.

Voldemort: Ill kill him this time through and through

Quirrel: Or you might just give him another tatoo

[TheTwistedDiamond]

Um, Quirrel said he did want to sleep on his back. So... he WILL sleep on his back. Fail.

[theamvgirlx]

LUCKY QUIRREL! He goes to bed with Voldie! lol XD

[ShayMcSudonim]

Man, I did not see that song coming.

[luvdajobros]

voldemort's hot....

[happytwins13]

hehe i love this:)

[frida941994]

What does Joe say at 4:08? I can't hear it! "/

[Gingerpiebowtie]

@snowydaysnow omg I thought the SAME thing. Let's destroy potter you Steve!

[MatsuriProductions]

that odd moment when this makes you think Lord Voldemort is attractive XD

[disheartened100]

@MatsuriProductions SO PROUD! YES! ANOTHER RECRUITED TO THE STARKID MOVEMENT!

[BritneyJellybeanz]

Teacher: When I rule the world I'll provide education! What about you?

New Girl: When I rule the world, I'll plant flowers *Boss nod*

:O NEW BEST FRIEND

[lofbergfrida]

When i rule the world i'll plant flowers!

When i rule the world i'll have snakes!

Lol xD

[maddimayhem15]

How the hell did Joe keep his feet hidden while he was face down on the bed?

[lepsychokaybird]

"And Jane Austen novels!" SO CLEVER! :)

[halliehicks]

quirrel and voldy argue like a married couple.

[TheOriginalSarahDowd]

@halliehicks maybe because they are. hahaha.

[Chocobearization]

Books are a thrill

[Fervid20]

My Voldemort <3

[Mandje13]

That moment when people start shipping Quirrel Voldemort

[spaceman965]

Your plans to get millions of hits on youtube are going swimmingly. :)

[themusicangelxoxo]

Is Voldemort wearing any clothes? o_O

[TheZiggirawk]

They fucked up with "you won't sleep on your tummy, you won't sleep on your back" cus no matter who delivered the line. It would have been wrong. Neither character will sleep on their tummy. But it rhymed so whatever

[TheZiggirawk]

I'm pretty sure the reason voldie is so scarcely dressed later(besides the obvious) is that he spent so much time wrapped up in dusty robes and a turban.

[1006070]

Voldie-"i can't sleep on my tummy" LOL

[elleinadd6]

voldemort is smexy

[queenzakiya91]

Lol OCD Voldemort

[musicalfan301]

@roflmaolol1234

Yeah you're right....

But you can actually say that Quirrel is brighter than Snape :)

[spngrl101]

Love this part. The two of them are awesome and Brian Rosenthal.... Need I say more

[lista338]

why am I having a déjà vu feeling?

[MrBoringFriday]

Joe Walker plays as Voldimort. . .

[MrsLaughingOutLoud0]

"You can call me Voldemort, were there...we've reached that point."

[starshine8139]

Awkward moment when Voldemort starts bitching about dirty clothes...

[LynaZmyna]

JOHNNY DEPP COULD TOTALLY PLAY VOLDEMORT IN HERE! Hahahahhahahaahhaha

[rinzlerkitty94]

Is it strange that Quirrel is kind of hot?

[morganamerlinandgwen]

91 people got beat by a two year old

[taylor1234546]

You will be having a dream that you are eating a giant marshmellow, but when you wake up, your favorite goose featherd pillow will be gone !!!!!

[MsMiniMango]

you roll over right now or.. or i'll eat your pillow!!!!

[MsMiniMango]

yes.... yes, my.. voldemort

[WarblerWannabe]

"When I rule the world, I'll fill it with flowers!"

Okay then.

[caffreye]

I want to be that water bottle.

[BrithishIsBetter639]

Muggles have their place, Mudbloods have their place, and so do your clothes! Namely a dresser!

[maddimayhem15]

The way JoeWa says "snakes!" cracks me up everytime!

[msredhouse3]

"You roll over right now or I'll.. I'll eat your pillow!"

LMFAO

[Kthegleekfitz]

One of my favorite parts!!

[MultiMegacrazygirl]

<3 Joe Walker<3

[SchuesterSnape]

Muggles have their place...Mudbloods have their place. AND SO DO YOUR CLOTHES! 

[garganbrenna74]

They have the best bromance ever!

[cooliosjojo]

omgomgomg!!! Voldemort with his NOSE!!! :O

[roflmaolol1234]

"I'm the brightest professor here."

there are only 2 professors there...

[tinyjlsbeth]

@roflmaolol1234 no there is 3 if u count dumbledore

[GeorgiaisEmofly99]

it starts off as them singing about there differences as a couple and ends up being about how they'll rule the world

lol

[TheMsTaylorElizabeth]

You can call me Voldermort. We're at that point.

[loverofeucharist]

Voldemort is so super-mega-awesome-foxy-hot. haha

[JedNewton]

This is my favourite part of the whole thing! Watched it countless times :D

[laura95360]

I wonder how some videos have more views than others, when it's supposed to be a suite... mmmhh...

[PianoGirl789]

How does Voldemort use Nasonex if he has no nose?

[messynessie123]

@PianoGirl789 When he is attached to Quirrell, he has a nose. He also has a normal skin tone.

[bloodlightningXD]

@PianoGirl789 He has a nose, it's just flat!

[Angelofexecution]

@PianoGirl789 He has a nose in the first movie.

[Karen1andKaren2]

i thought harry was one when he killed voldemort...

[EMM98AJP]

@Karen1andKaren2 Yes but '2 year old' sounded better in the song.

[kaybeefree123]

when I rule the world I'll plant flowers.....:D

lmfao(:

[GeorgiaisEmofly99]

who says swimingly????

[EMM98AJP]

@GeorgiaisEmofly99 Quirrel!

[Monsterprincess02]

Voldermort= that bully with the snake that threatens to feed you to it.

[nynyny1001]

quirrels nose is quite large you know

[TheWorldNeedsThis]

@nynyny1001 Your ego is quite large too.

[Wavekitty]

Quirrell sounds like Kermit the Frog from the muppets. :D

[MrCherryBomb123]

Joe Walker !! <3

[awesomemani1998]

I watch u wipe your butt daily.u can call me voldemort.WE'RE THERE. lol favorite part.

[InsanityEvicted]

Joe Walker. Dark Lord, A bitch, a dick, a pussy. What's next? :)

[RomanceBookReader]

God I love this part!

[snowydaysnow]

Okay, nerd rage here. . . But did Voldemort remind anyone else of Yami Marik from YGOTAS?

[StarshipRangerNev]

It's an odd day in a girl's life when she realises she fancies Lord Voldemort

[Chocobearization]

@StarshipRangerNev Got tht rite

[cantbprft]

it reminds me of my mom, she always asks me to arrange my dirty clothes! hahaha

[cantbprft]

your clothes

[HPMOVIES100]

Voldemort is so cute! hahaha i love this

[legitshenanigansyish]

Quoldemort!

[catsmusic101]

I'm trying not to laugh so I won't wake up my mom, but this is so funny!!!!!!

[darkwolfie101]

"Well, I believe that everything has its place! Muggles have their place... Mudbloods have their place... and SO. DO. YOUR. CLOTHES!"

[itssmaddy]

@darkwolfie101 NAMELY, A DRESSER! (:

[fuzylittlebastard]

that isnt voldy, he has a nose

[EMM98AJP]

@fuzylittlebastard Its a better version of voldemort :)

[gabeally]

"Yes my, my Voldemort" XD I love Quirrel

[PuginaConverseShoe]

This makes me love Quirrel XD

[LovedByNoneButAll43]

Ok, when i watched this the first time, I freakin screamed when Qurriel took off his turban and revealed Voldemort with that face!

[QilleWolf]

Voldy: "Okay, I can't do this. We've gotta roll over, I can't sleep on my tummy..."

Qille: "That's 20 points to Voldemort!"

Quirrel: "What? Why?"

Qille: "For cuteness!"

[IheartLoganLerman]

Quirrell: Sipping tea by the fire is swell

Voldemort: Pushing people in is fun as well

lol favourite part XD

[XxAnnaPandaxX]

A twat is a female vagina. Not.. NOT a male vagina

At least that's what my liar aunt and uncle said.

[KairiForeverAndEva]

dirty clothes on a chair!

[teamzuuki]

AND JANE AUSTIN NOVEEEEEEEEEEEELS....!!

[dancingpeanut9]

Quirrell: When I rule the world, I'll plant flowerrrrs!

Voldemort: When I rule the world, I'll have snakes!

[LilyyyoftheRose]

Joe Walker is just so effing gorgeous that Quirrell doesn´t stand a chance near him. <3

[Jcrpwalker]

@Rockleegal I know, right?

[JessieBelle1314]

89 people will sleep on their tummies tonight.

[ajd4444]

I NEED A THREEQUELL

[SophisticatedLunatic]

"You put them away RIGHT NOW!!! I COMMAND you to GET UP and ... FOLD THEM, AT LEAST!" lmao

[Shotgunryugan]

They gave Quirrel and Voldermort more backstory than the actual movie XD

[danodaveo]

@Shotgunryugan And in the book. There was almost no backstory on them in the Sorcerer's Stone

[Rockleegal]

Voldemort looks so much like Hidan from Naruto. xD