Petflix

[andre54a]

everybody knows that the bird is the word

[stitch99]

0:55

The cock sucks.

[thedyland22]

For the love of God CollegeHumor!! I have a fucking final tomorrow!

[WyrmlordStarcraft]

Where do I sign up?

[alexbihari1]

This video SUCKS!!

[glados360]

@alexbihari1 I'd like to see you be a complete success you ass

[gonefishin222]

bu - bu - bu - chicken :(

[lucisdopeful]

I would like this.

[adept91]

0:55 Suck cock

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Squisidee]

I wish this was real, only so I could send out for a buffalo. I'd like to see the mailman deal with that.

[infernoreaper23]

Fuck u guys my pet turtle is awesome

[TheMrswilson55]

Was that kid playing catch with a Cape Buffalo?

[kingcory10]

why does this non exsist =p

[dcsandman1]

PETA would shit on themselves if this was a true commercial!!! lmao

[amandao2gould]

Man i wish this was real. That would be awesomee!

[TheMab396]

me too. I like turtles.

[warmovies1]

i want a turtle who can swim on his back

[flobber238]

Did somebody just say turtles suck? DID SOMEBODY JUST SAY TURTLES SUCK?!!?

[Immination]

Thumbs up if IndyMogul brought you here! :D

[NewyAlien]

Wait, they showed a picture of a Chicken or "Cock" with the word "Suck" over it. Ohhh I see what you did there....

[darkpyro75]

can i have an owl?

[AwesomeAtOblivion]

Good idea...

[Sittingonacornflakee]

LOL

[TheMoiraBrown]

@FrozenKFire12

How would you like to go to Universal Studios?

[TheWendyTestaburger]

0:55 suck cock :)

[spineosaur]

It's just like ordering fish!

[GdoubleWB]

What you talkin' bout? Havin' a chicken would be AWESOME!

[johnmarstonsdefender]

I'd get a cheetah and ride it around. Although I have no idea how that would fit in an envalope

[Norwification]

@johnmarstonsdefender The problem would probably be sitting on it. No way it could carry your weight.

[johnmarstonsdefender]

@Norwification you're forgetting harold and kumar

[Norwification]

@johnmarstonsdefender I don't know, mate, I haven't seen it.. Would be pretty badass though, I'll give you that!

[ageisold]

Actually, it seems like a viable business idea. Only problem being with the shipping issues.

[shadowsgate0]

do u also have trained t-rex's? u know as a guard dino :P

[unicissis]

I want the ox <3

[5lui5]

Id get a chimichanga chinchilla.

[TehThreeMusketeers]

I'd get a fox. XD

[christianm60]

Hi I ordered this pet from petflix and it died in the package. Can I get a refund?

[TheG4merDude]

@christianm60 PETFLIX IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR DAMAGE SUSTAINED DURING SHIPPING.

[Strengthen13]

LMAO HAHA "simply mail them back" the mailman is gonna find a dead dog when he picks up the mail XD

[Alynnra]

Awww to the poor chihuahua getting mailed back! Also, sea turtles are epic!

[Ringowasprettygood]

wow college humor wasn't very funny for people with college humor early on

[bryceschritter1]

Its sort of an ass backwards parody of netflix. See the "net" in netflix means Internet, and the "flix" incenuates flics meaning movies. Netflix= Internet, movies (movies from/rented from the Internet). So Petflix= pet, movies (movies about pets, or from pets in production or delivery means)

[spankabajanka]

49 people have sea turtles and roosters for pets

[AwesomeKoko1]

Beagle- Meh... Deer- Awesome! Parrot-Dead. Hemit Crab-Niice Ostrich-Omelette Recipe Rhino-Ride of your life Fungus[lol]-Ewwww...

[KillaZeroX14z]

0:55 lmao Get it? =]

[TheWrongLefty]

Turtles don't suck!!!!

[MRr3n3gade]

i want a komodo dragon @,,,,@

[TheNewsRocket]

THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH A SEA TURTLE

[uberbaumer]

OH MY GOD 0:41 I kept watching over and over. GOLD.

[CommanderEyad]

He think the Buffalo ]Dog xD

[ArgentDawn55]

Wow a ch video with only 60,000 views

[medievalbard]

How would you like to go to universal studios?

[JoZo60]

man I'm thirteen and hope that chick is too!! damn she's hott!

[xXFloresXxpwnz]

@JoZo60 sad part about life,really.your chances for meeting that girl are little to none.

[jackmiller954]

@JoZo60 What the heck are you talking about its a parody of Netflix

[kcf460]

@dhuyd dude that's the greatest idea ever!

[dhuyd]

I can see them doing the same thing with girlfriends

[human8r336]

"...pets that suck" [SUCK]

[sonicfan1321]

hey its been 5 business days and i havent recieved my girrafe whats up with that!!!!

[CheapVideoProduction]

i agree with blabitybloo1! I waited a fort night for my ostrich, and it isn't here yet!!! AARRGHH!!!

[BankheadBreaker]

[SUCK] Hahahaha

[blabitybloo1]

i waited one buisness day. where is my T-rex? :/

[lukecnat]

"RAUL!!! I TOLD YOU TO SHUT THE FU - Petflix!" rofl

[movieaddict725]

wow this is hilarious

[poptat1]

aww the patches thing reminds me of a story where a girls kitten gets ran over so at two in the morning her older brother found the owner of a pet stor bought her a new cat and explaned that the car made the kittnes fur coat dirty so he helped the kitten buy a new one (not a true story but still)

[Zorant0Zero]

At first I thought the chicken was a rooster and so the picture meant suck cock.

[TiSiSDaNiEl]

i dont know.. a chicken would be awesome

[05candyman]

i thought i told you to shut the **** lol

[GenesisK8]

Was that part with the chicken a reference to suck cock?

[Mcdubbins]

Petflix is not responsible for any damage that may occur during shipping.*

[neogeo1218]

SUCK!

[Teorispa]

Classic

[mineboy00]

Because here at Petflix, we love - I told you to shut the f- lol, I'd still rent pets from them

[TheSWMTeam]

haha

[lopytube]

man when he threw that"cat"in the trash that did it for me

[TheRealMCStapleton]

I want to rent the fungus

[R3dP1rate]

Reminds me of Pets Over Night from Grand Theft Atuo 3.

[Tigerclaws63]

Ahhh collegehumor. you never let me down.

[taz014l]

HOOOOLY SHIT

[FrozenKFire12]

"why doesn't patches have patches anymore" :'(

[taz014l]

How would you like to go to Universal Studios?

[Croxyndul]

i want a lion cub, so i can train him into a killing machine.

[Menos11Grande]

thats just weird and turtles don't suck they rock xD

[humhum6]

0:25 that dog is sooo cute <3

[ridoldy]

no...

[evilzed67]

I like turtles

[MrVulgaris]

Sucks? How? Chickens do not have lips...

[cartonhead]

I had a pet chicken when I was a kid, we 8 it and since I don't eat chicken.

bou hou hou.....

[MoonstoneZero]

Dude! I want a Rhino!

[Ifeno]

@MoonstoneZero that was my first reaction too

[thedeadpoolchannel]

@MoonstoneZero fuck that i want a lion (traned) with armorz and a satel

[wonate]

the "suck" noise is awesome

[H057IL3]

A pet chicken doesn't suck...

[Christianpayment]

Do you have chickens?!?

[GreywolfeOfficial]

Umm, a "chicken", yes.

[Christianpayment]

well all im saying is they are not good at all, I HATE MINE.

[DistinctlyRandom]

why doesnt patches have patches anymore?

[bikerkidnd]

rofl at the gorilla

[ToxicBullet666]

lmao "SUCK!"

[xxshythersheartxx]

omg i could rent a DEER?! wooot!!!!!!!!!!!

[Grafbanaan]

1-Allright for a dog i guess *

[drybones234]

RONALD I TOLD YOU TO SHUT THE F!!!

[Cri354]

SUCK!

[Ruben4720]

human power...

[caseygtr]

number 7 was a mushroom lol

[ProtossHydralisk]

LOL

[JOeLUCKw]

i've read somewhere, tht there are actually dog-renting-businesses in japan. or was it china? i dont know.. but someone obviously took this serious..

[exokopaka]

Japan has a pet-rental business going on. I don't know how huge it is, but it's for those people who don't have enough space in their house or time to take care of the animal, but would like some animal lovin'.

[JOeLUCKw]

yeah, thts what i meant. i do understand their reasons, but its still a bit strange.. well, different countries - different habits.

[KuiperDesu]

I would totally pay for a pet rental service.

[stealthcorvette]

fail

[moneymaster1313]

my favorite part is the end

when he says "shut the F up"

[laurasincollege]

dude this is a good idea lol

[tirekerist]

RAUL I TOLD YOU TO SHUT THE F--

[xXonlyashesXx]

"why doesnt patches have patches anymore?"

..

"how would you like to go to universal studios??"

[konohahurricane07]

SUCK lmao

[JacktheJoker81]

at 0:23 the last pet is a fungus. i sit myself laughing

[dryanmorr]

I brought my cat back to the pound...thats kinda like renting it right?

[robertwalters]

[Hermit Crab] Niiiice: Pinched my nipples. Four stars!!!!

loooooooooooooooooooooooool xD

[maarc3D]

I'd love to have a chicken as a pet.

[JonathanBruner182]

hahahaha, the best part is when he says "i told you to shut-----" Everybody gets like that sometimes.

[chrismarx85]

that looks like an ewok running around in the background

[imapownall]

[Suck]*Image of turtle*

[Suck}*Image of rooster*

lol i laughed so loud...

"Why doesnt patches have patches anymore?"

"Would you want to go to the Universal Studios?"

[LiVELAFFLUFFx3]

hahaha ;]

why doesn't patches have patches anymore?

[PXNielsen]

lol, the #3 pet's (parrot) name is Dead

hahaha

[blacteria]

no,thats the title of the review.

"lol, the PXNielsen's name is Dumbass

hahaha"

[PXNielsen]

nice. i commented like 2 months ago and you try to be funny by calling my comment dead? sure, its been 2 months... that's the best stand up you can do? That's pretty low man.

[Schlomoburg]

...If it's such an old outdated comment why are you so butthurt over it?

[JacktheJoker81]

cause blacteria is a dickhead thats why

[PXNielsen]

oh and sorry, didnt notice that it was the review's title. no need to call someone else a dumbass, dumbass.

[JacktheJoker81]

look the blakteria's name is fucking faggot. haha im hilarious.

[blacteria]

What's being gay gotta do with anything, dumb shit?

[JMRabil675]

[suck]

[adept91]

0:56 suck cock lol

[kevinbollers2]

lol 0:36-0:41

[TheMainMan318]

This is funny as hell

[kaosboy13]

My suck cocks...er, I mean, my cock...rooster...sucks

ah, jeez

[arc175]

im going to get my pet now

[DarknesskillaB]

I want the rhino!

[constellation09]

why doesn't patches have patches anymore???

[Viper5677]

How would you like to go to Universal Studios?

[Firocitey]

lmfao thats great

[Viper5677]

But some animals suck.

[Seveleniumus]

You're a dick.

[SimeteK]

yea dont be a racist asshole

[BoomMonkeyKing]

great job rascist d-bag.

[BoomMonkeyKing]

slavery is dead.catch up with the times retard.

[ZeroApostle4Ever]

0:25 how could someone get tired of that cute wittle thing?

[blacteria]

if it shit/shat/shitted over everything, im sure you would too

[ryanseyz]

suck is BY FAR the best part! the voice is just so awesome!

[purpleppl8]

SUCK. Best part, rotfl.

[Lostwind]

SUUUUCK

[aznlilhero]

2-3 business days lol

[gigitrix]

SUCK

[enjdjtnhderhjt]

SUCK.

[MrSandH]

You look like Mark Waldberg

[MontageCollector]

Haha he's stuffing the dog in the mailbox xD

[filmingADD]

why doesn't patches have patches anymore? this video makes me want to drink...

[maddox626]

i didn't really like that. it was kinda mean

[Jabu54321]

raul i told you to *Bleep*

[Drratburn]

So don't settle for pets that suck! SUCK.

[hachnats]

ROFLMAO!!

[slash4111]

..... so you eat cats?

[ookamirensa]

and dousches are made for posting useless and horrible comments. whats your point?

[amberstone18]

haha i agree i like mine with ketchup

[Nedev]

LOL [SUCK]

[fightthepowerman]

lol

[joTee103]

lolol

XD

[MakaveliTheDon96]

why doesnt patches have patches anymore? blahahaha

[ultralemming]

Ahahahah ... my name is Patches X_x

[vsoccergirl23]

[suck]

goddd the patches part made me laugh

[allboutsoccer08]

[deep voice]Suck

[jeswashburn]

chickens do not suck!

[jbkrule]

[Suck]

[jeswashburn]

:(...