How to create a fight in Skyrim

[Hennet97]

Dafuq?

[blacklily311]

Omg I shot a chicken and got behedded

[TheLightspeed999]

Over cabbage really

[TheKPOPSwag]

The French like it rough...

[edesmede]

C'est formidable!

[yohan80]

C'est une quete ?

[chrono4203]

In their defense, you don't just drop cabbages on someones floor like that. Someone has to die.

[fibreoptik]

They're seriously BRAWLING over CABBAGE?? LOL

[Lukeclooney]

Lol he just silently watches them kill eachother and quickly loots the dead bodies and then off he goes!

[EnragedPorkchop]

I actually like how it sounds in french.

[Sosoreview]

En françe le chou est un dieu!

[multibutsecksify]

theres a dead old guy on the floor and people are walking around like nothing happened!

[MagikMario1234FR]

mdr c'est epic demain j'essai =D

[Zpacheco1231]

All cuz of some cabbage...fatasses lol

[Sexalize]

@Zpacheco1231 calling people fat over fighting over a vegetable? american logic

[Zpacheco1231]

All because of some cabbages... Fat asses... LOL

[snessespe]

how do u do that? when i drop food no one cares

[Lukeclooney]

@snessespe you have to do it in riften

[snessespe]

@Lukeclooney still nothing :/

[Lukeclooney]

@snessespe then do it in the riften bar

[lolhaha869]

Ok brb I shall CREATE a fight not start one XD

[10FCBfan]

non!!!!! mes chous

[Cavalier753]

NO MY CABBAGES!

[KOHS56]

enoorme :)

[Weaponizer27]

Proves that bitches be crazy.

[AER1994]

wtf she just murdered a man over some cabbage!!! and she didnt even take it!

[SpiritOfStorm76]

French is gay

[knightinboot]

@SpiritOfStorm76 making projection is not a nice thing to do

[EvolutionDerLebwesen]

@SpiritOfStorm76 I agree,

[kidstakeovermusic]

Wait I can't put my head around that he is dead... but GIRL POWER!!!

[Ravensword01]

I love how after the guy dies everyone just calmly walks away and noone actually even takes the food...

[Fluffy65]

Very funny.

[HunterLuLz]

I can't find Patte de lapin crue in my inventory!

[6stringplaya77]

fights over cabbage... doesn't even take it...zzz

[nebraska675]

tell me plz why does food matter in skyrim... i mean besides to start fights

[caseykc18]

@nebraska675 uhm it heals you, and you can cook with it. (ingredients)

[7numrat]

OMG it's fucking french! Yeah ! The voices are much better in french...sorry but true

[hentajus]

wtf?! O_o can you really do that? lol

[TheAnnoyingCreep]

Women: You stop messin with that redgaurd girl or i swear ill get a divorce...

Man: Honey you know i don't love her an-... CABBAGES???!!!! ON FLOOR???!!! THATS THE LAST STRAW...DIE BITCH!

[HornetBlack]

I used to fight over cabbage. Then I took an Axe to the Head.

[reyofsoul]

AND THE BIIIIITCH WIIIINNN !!!!!!!

[MrDarkknight29]

And that boys and girls is why you don't waste food

[PlanetForumotion]

0:41 "is that a steel ax...... OH SHIT!!"

[tikoHOSS]

these cabdages really piss me off. i beg to differ lets fight to the death. lol oh my dad

[Zed1897]

LOL He face planted the ground. xD

[UnicornStudMuffin]

he lost to a girl.

[miguelanimal]

Dat... Ax

[jona745]

is it just me or does that guy use the orcish greatsword as a one-handed weapon??

[Sakapatat]

Ils s'étripent pour 3 choux XD

[FluooMiner]

@Sakapatat La grosse barre !!!!!

[Razzorblade971]

i used to start fights like this, but then i took an arrow in my knee...

[PPL616]

hahahaha what?

[belgarion1232]

dam that bitch has a good arm

[MrCreepskiller]

One hit kill

[FPSStrikerXD]

Epic!



[AeRo7x]

haahahha enorme ;D

[stompakillers]

les français ils foutent la merde partout ou ils vont

[kang174]

Cabbage is serious fucking business over in France...

[Beinggreatfull]

hate to say it but it doesnt sound right in French. everyone sounds young and like there happy

[abohsukampret]

What is this, I don't even...

[MrThezho]

And then they just leave the stuff.

[luke4djojo]

and I love the end, you took off all his clothes, and then your cabbages back LOLOL

[luke4djojo]

The french made it more funny

[Djeeemsy]

Non seulement elle récupère pas la bouffe mais le mec reprend ses choux mdr

[Jackblackblood]

wha French that sucks

[MrPwnedyourmom]

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLOL



[MidnaZ]

and thats how you loot from npc without getting atked

[1997Mrwho]

does this work?

[joanflo1]

do a walkthrough for shyrim but not in spanish you would get a lot of supporters

[LowTierFilms]

@joanflo1 Spanish? Seriously?

[Haimsheli]

@LowTierFilms Wow...

[Haimsheli]

@joanflo1 Ta mere suce des bites en enfer! Is French you fartsucker... Spanish is more like... Tu madre chupa la polla en el infierno!!

[Acetactular]

oh la la, lé awesome =]

[airsoftwannabe618]

nords love their cabbages

[vaiosony2]

yay to that :D

[medkips1337]

i loved the girl FALCON AXE!!!!!! *faceaxe*

[chase96321]

I don't speak foreign shit.

[MrJeak90]

@chase96321 And your face is made of ass

[chase96321]

@MrJeak90 I don't speak fucktard either.

[MrJeak90]

@chase96321 Thats funny, neither do i, where'd you get that idea?

[VexaPT]

0:40 lol



[thatcrazyrobbo]

that was quite lolzy



[TheMRTIMBUK2]

i used to have fun like that but then i took an arrow in the knee... So Bad...

[Pedpill]

who wouldnt start a fight over that cabbage, its beautiful

[Freckkaa]

french... omg so ugly

[BlockyHenry]

So... thats how you start a fight! Thanks!

[LeKetur71]

La voix de "Chloé Sullivan" de Smallville quand le PNJ parle des visiteurs dans bordeciel

[wtunson555]

owned

[Dallytime]

Fucking French!

[LeKetur71]

@Dallytime Fucking gay!

[SuperFankiller]

why is it on france

[superlordcesar]

kkkkkkkkkk esse pessoas é drogado

[BoUbOu011000]

lol fail

[Dougfolk]

frenshmen... always fighting about food.

[thkbrew89]

Who knew the people of Skyrim could get so upset over some cabbage.

[jordododo]

skyrim unemployement keeps growing...

[PlayerMoko]

haha nice =) like

[111urnotme]

all for 3 cabbages

[582Thomas]

@111urnotme To be fair, there were some goat haunches too.

[HelgeM14]

Lol He was full of clothes and seconds later he was almost naked :D

[bna23]

Holy fuck that chick is lethal!!

[KodaBarnes]

All for a few cabbages?



[eazyice1]

the moral of this story is don't argue with a woman where cabbages are involved or you could expect an axe in the head

[shell78india]

0:33 vknife to the hand

[Koituret]

Why is every fucking skyrim video on french?....

[ltnbooyah]

"Well, I can see that this date isn't going well...

Check please, and hurry before she puts that axe in my head..."

He didn't know that the waiter took an arrow to the knee.

[FuzzyEarz]

The random guy comes in slashing

[Haimsheli]

@FuzzyEarz That was the best fucking part man!

[FirstDeathbringer]

@FuzzyEarz He's the 'protector' of that woman. He would slash the player, if the player ever attacked her.

[FuzzyEarz]

@FirstDeathbringer

Protect the woman that just chopped the other guys head off?

[FirstDeathbringer]

@FuzzyEarz Well, one of them had to die. He was there to make sure it was not her.

[Mcslave10101]

...Aaaaaand she forgot all about the cabbages.

/facepalm

Murder, blame dem cabbages.

[nicefox1]

like a boss..

[nicefox1]

he lose.. with girl..

[watapou]

@nicefox1 Mjoll the Lioness = better than a girl, a Nord. And from Riften. A true badass.

[RealJTheEmcee]

And in the end she never picked up the watermelon she was fighting for lol

[WhanaSeeWhatYouGot]

@RealJTheEmcee it's a cabbage xD

[RealJTheEmcee]

@WhanaSeeWhatYouGot Yeah you're right. I didn't pay much attention to what kind of food was dropped cuz I was more focused on what was gonna happen lol.

[SuperTomThomson]

I used to do that. But then i took a arrow to the knee.

[Insomniatwo]

i once did the same in Africa

[MrTheLeines]

0:43 Clearly owned!

[BLaCkKsHeEp]

@MrTheLeines

FINISH HIM!!

[DamnationEternal]

Not an uncommon situation..... In Russia.

[Xjylix]

0:34 fist of steel =o

[unknownsoldier23]

I used to fight for cabbage.... then I took an arrow in the knee.

[Slavesforsale1]

0:45 Not a single fuck was given that day.

[danielxdglaciuus]

0:40 HOLY FUCKING SHIT that was awesome

[Corbon440]

*starts punching sword* Oh wait I got an axe!

[88hnjs]

Must have Skyrim

[TomoHawKzZ]

Cabbage = war.

[olucaspc]

and after they die, just pick their itens ^^

[Invisiblex1x]

Drop 1 dollar irl near someone the same will happen LOL

[MultiSheeper]

Fight for the cabbage....... for real?

[fudlite]

Step 1: Drop cabbage

Step 2: Watch as locals fight for it.

Step 3: ?????

Step 4: Profit

[TheOnlyBapho]

@fudlite Step 3: loot the dead :D

[Supervisor69]

babahahha i did the same thing same place but i dropped a blade i pickpocketed off one of them ahahhaha

>:D

[jarshale]

mjoll is my waifu

[unacomn]

Jeez, I remember them saying this could happen in game, but I forgot to explicitly try to make it happen. It's awesome.

[Invisifly2]

0:42 for the greatest beatdown ever.

[IseeaPedo111]

My reaction on the cabbage is same

[Lennyblink182]

that dude got owned.

he took an axe in the head.

not as bad as an arrow in the knee, but stil quiet painful!

[gabrielramos]

owned

[jonesy852]

perfectly reasonable response...

[batleurz]

XD gavé !! parcontre tu serais pas coment avoirles dragons ? j'en trouve aucun ? il faut faire des quétees ? merci

[madkatzeverywhere]

@batleurz je suis anglias, mais est ce que tu as parler avec le "jarl of whiterun"?

[batleurz]

@madkatzeverywhere non mais j'ai eu la réponse mais merci

[ialreadyloveyou]

I married mjoll :3

[iExPreZz]

and after the fight , she didn't even take it.

LOL

[MrDragonpunch]

Serieux ???

[Eckendenker]

Meanwhile in Skyrim...

[Skakhti]

economcial crisis and shit, y'know...

[Xcimeister]

:o!

*Logs on Skyrim to test*

[894324963]

nice too

[cwross1976]

french is such a funny sounding language, especially when they're all chopping each other up with axes...

[cwross1976]

so all you have to do is drop a bunch of food in the middle of a bar and the drunks all start to fight over it? sounds like the place i hang out at...

[Nechkers]

In Germany we call it "the french way"...

[cwross1976]

@Nechkers yeah, "lets you and him fight", eh? i guess it's a viable tactic as long as one doesn't mind being known as a cowardly traitor.

[Lichy1986]

Holly shit you must be joking xD Well im starting my skyrim now to try that.

[flurble33]

And in the end she didn't even WANT the cabbages!

[GekoHayate]

Mjoll is my hero!

[MrJ0ker8]

Putain mais il s'est passé quoi exactement là mdr ?!

[117olivia]

tu es francophone?

bon ca a pas rapport :P

[TheSickhead1996]

i dont think there was much brain left in the old man after 0:42

[24SuperSkull]

I used to be a troublemaker like you. Then i took an arrow in the knee...

[Rinali]

maven doesn't give a shit

[Crusader294]

meanwhile in skyrim

[Culturealimprovement]

AAArrrrghhh .... its french.

[XMounse]

xD



[Wicachow]

I use to fight for cabbage like you. Until I took an arrow to the knee

[Aeroguns4114]

@Wicachow Fail.

[castrici]

@Wicachow bad fail

[Wicachow]

@castrici  Pretty much the point

[kryscole03]

omg lost his life over 3 heads of cabbage.

[baltostella]

I used to like skyrim, then I took an arrow full of FRENCH CRAP in the knee.