LOLCAT BIBLE: GENESIS 1

[Ritoruponyo]

Amen

[AandGbffs]

*eated

[AandGbffs]

My cat sayed she can has cheeseburger thx cause she has not rated ceiling cats life of is good

[wickerspin1119]

Someone do a half life two full life consequences verions of the bible.

[IvanHuichapa]

lookz like six Christianz did not getz cheezburgerzz from Ceiling Cat!;D

[SEENAHM]

dis is amazing. teh best evar, can i has?

[Dablkwid0w2008]

If Morgan Freeman did the voice. I'm would die from laughter lol just like I'm crying now

especially the o hai part and looking at the meme!

Imma whip out lolcats bible when I'm at hoomans church and quote a scripture see what happens loool

[SuperZaizain]

first time I actually want to read the bible. lol

[trainmaster555]

HAI LOLCAT :B

[thejeremyishere]

I can haz teh buks??

[MrSamuel745]

Hearing you go "OHAI" Freaked me out

[Dragonslayer354]

Da ceiling cat LOL praze da won ho was da man

[divineonenl]

I GOTTA BUY THIS BOOK



[Jemma1999]

Im juzt now lernin teh langwage of teh LOLcatz. Lol, but im not gud at it yet.

[skreim]

Amen bro, Amen!

[mammon319]

Ceilin kitteh ceas ah all evun inu te day

[SweeneyToddlover124]

Lawd almighty praize teh ceiling cat.

[sdcs85]

Lolcat bible, Genesis 1: verse 22 - "An Ceiling Cat sed O hai, make bebehs kthx. An dont worry i wont watch u secksy, i not that kynd uf kitteh." ROFL!

[untaker5455]

Hire Morgan Freeman to do this!!!!!!!!

[franovic55]

Amen.

[Madgod890]

but ceiling cat watches you masterbate

[Harogrim]

Wow, I have finally found a video about Teh LOLcat Bible with the ancient Kitteh language spoken! Thumbs up if you want to set up Kitteh language classes!

[bossisbestbossisbest]

bite me

[CentOKIlo]

ur a genius :D

[iBashSnails]

Guy has an awesome voice... If this guy did a audiobook for The Bible i would buy it ;O

[star666YEAH]

5 pepolez gotten eaten by ceiling cat

[5335hello]

Best part: I wont wach u maek sexeh, I'm not tat kind of kitteh"xD

[awsomedom3]

oh nooo we iz gona go hell now homehz

[imagination43]

Quite probably the greatest book ever written, well read sir

[TheCowDestroyer1]

Old meme is old.

[billydab0b]

its so funny cuz de narrators voice is so serius lolz k?

[Mocca712]

"Oh hai! Maek babehs, kthxbye" Gets to me every time!

[pinklishis866]

its funny...cause ur voice is so serious but its so not a serious thing :P

[ugforthewin]

Dis needs a thousandz free internetz I give 4 u k? thx

[beiter7676]

I literally "L-O-L'd" at 2:40!!! ..

[philip1201]

They need to get Stephen Fry to do this. I'd pay for it.

[adamflip1]

hes supposed to watch u masterbates



[martenzo000]

@adamflip1 exactly like god

[adamflip1]

@martenzo000 hahahahahahaha

[TheNamelessCharacter]

All hail the Almighty Ceiling cat!

[UberWinSauce]

I have generally just bought this book from Amazon. srsly.

[piratecheese13]

teh moos

[jakahn6661]

I'm waiting lol cat Qur'an and Bhagavad Gītā

[L00pGarou]

@jakahn6661 sorry, they only translate holy books, not bad fantasy novels

[gamershelp147]

i can haz lite?

[dreamingofmagic]

I actually have the lolcat bible lol

[asrod]

I has liek dis stuff

[TheBanyanEmperor]

"Da Jesus Book" is still better.

[StingKing456]

@TheBanyanEmperor YESSS!!!!!!!!!! I got that at John Wycliffe foundation in orlando FL xD

[katiemaddysarahtrio]

kthx. dont worry. i will not watch you sexy..i not that kind of kitteh

[MeLuvFishy]

Is there anyway I can download these for my iPod?

[Ryosuke1208]

I pray the lord for the lolcat bible for i as an atheist made me read more the bible (:

[thechattyone1]

i haz be hazing a likin ta dis

[karlpatrick88]

remembur dat dvid pwned PvP Golth bai stonez srsly kthxbai

[Pieishman]

Iziz a Jewish cat but I iz cunvertin 2 de Lolcat fayth. CEILING CAT IZ LAWRD!!!

[Ollens1]

K, noaw lissen to teh LuLzcatz, bcuz we get teh p0w4h, to pwnzorz u n' Goliath n' stuff. Srsly.

[nodrahfy]

I r so goinz to buy teh bookz nao!11!

[auitane]

Wow. I'm a religious jew, and this was fucking hilarious.

[JimHisself]

Excellent

[ThePureawesomness]

and not tripz ovur nuthin lulz

[rabbster7]

Okay not as funny as I thought it would be :-(

[sw33tiexkiwi]

i now have the will to read the bible if it is written in lolcat!

[Skullboy264]

I <3 lolcat bible :3

[Elvisdogg]

This ceiling cat religion is not going to work. It's about as believable as Mormon scriptures.

Oh wait, that maybe means it's gonna catch on big-time. hmm

Okay i'm in, all praise the All Highest, Most Purrfect, Ceiling LOLCat.

[rtsownage]

EPIC WINNIN LULZ!

[Raave98]

@RapscallionStallion STFU FGT

[Jala1250]

@Raave98 He's right, you know.

[LambOfMusic]

Shut the fuck up u fucking douchebag!

[Andjealous]

In his defense Rapscallion doesn't know I'm an atheist.

[Cyphairius]

@RapscallionStallion

How dare you, the bible is a complete mockery of teh locat biblez.

[thaiguy20fromla]

@RapscallionStallion it's satire, man

[BTIsaac]

@RapscallionStallion

Nah, Constantine did his share of taking away already. And it's not like the LOLbible is considered official dogma. That passage refers to altering the texts in order to intentionally mislead people. If this simple joke can do that, then we're screwed either way because not even all the plagues together can compare to that frightening level of human stupidity.

[Lancor84]

@RapscallionStallion

And you did not know that the today's bible is just an assorted collection of gospels while most of them were discarded by the church and christian community through the first 10 centuries AD ? :D

They "deleted" many gospels, passages and even did rewrite entire sections as they see fit, to strengthen the believes of their followeres. There were even gospels where Jesus was described having super powers or married with kids and so on :)

[trueleroix]

@RapscallionStallion I'm always looking for new ways to prove The Bible false. Thanks for this one. I doubt that Christians will understand it, and I'm sure that those that do will do their typical mental gymnastics in an attempt to refute your proof, but it is good nonetheless. Thanks again.

[J4KEH4M]

ceiling cat is watching you masturbate

[always2bfaithful]

This is the most awesome thing I have ever heard in my entire life! Thank you , thank you, thank you for your amazing rendition of the lolcat bible.

[turboskanker]

i just discovered the lolcat bible and i have now discovered your breathtaking readings and have subscribed to your channel. good show!

[FreddyHatty]

i was reading along to that! great stuff!

[SpeakSSllooww]

This video makes me love my life.

[AviationAtheist]

The LOL Cat Bible is way better than the original.

[ThePureawesomness]

@AviationAtheist your a stoopid atheist!

[Boky505]

@AviationAtheist You're offending

[AviationAtheist]

@Boky505 I am offending what? Your refined sensibilities? Or your inability to complete a sentence? Go back to grade school. Once you've mastered the art of writing a complete thought, THEN come back and tell me what I'm offending.

[Boky505]

@AviationAtheist How about you stop being an ass who annoys people online, and by the way, offending, in my case, is NOT a verb, but an adjective, dear master of sentences.

[AviationAtheist]

@Boky505 Nice job Boky, you're raising an argument about a comment I made over a year ago. Stop your blathering and go on about your business. My deepest, most sincere apologies for not understanding your incomplete sentence. You could have typed "You're an offending person." See how that REALLY rounds out the sentence? Oh, and punctuation would be nice. STFU and go bother someone else.

[Boky505]

@AviationAtheist When you stop acting like the mature one here

[sumoman25]

@Boky505 Offending is a verb, broseph. Offensive is an adjective. lr2 grammar.

[GreenPlatypusBaby]

@AviationAtheist

the original is still hilarious!

(to all pricks out there; this is a joke!)