Life in Tokyo: Vlog #35 Doing Nothing

[304473108]

you really need/needed a girl : /

[Reelbigearth]

1:40

You may think he was kidding, But he wasnt; He is so fucking awesome that he cleaned the bathroom by simply STARING AT IT.

[quoroy]

since you're not making new videos i'm watching the old one again hah

[ahALEXIUS76]

LOL love the bit where u point the febreze or whatever it is at the shirt ur wearing. And u seem to not be thrilled being there now i guess uve gotten used to it or something but id just love living in tokyo every day.

[gothgirl1213]

Dude, their Hello Kitty in the back ground! At 3:59 :)

[eins1zwei2tot]

You say you're much taller, how tall are you exactly?

[MiKovers]

lol "Schmuck" Very New Yorker

[boy4everjoy]

like...huh....cleaning my room *looks at all the mess*....*covers it up with towel*

priceless lol

[ShaneALanG]

Poor Cooney... always stuck in the middle of some nasty storms lol. You should think about being a maid. The way you cleaned your clothes is impressive ;)

[Thorralf83]

Hey, how familiar! It's incredible, those are exactly the same situations as here in germany in my own flat. Especially the deep and earnest look into the bath room for cleaning. And I am very much suprised that your reaction on this is absolutly the same as mine! :-)

[TheLastRainyDay]

Great song.

[SierraHitsuzen]

I live in Florida and we always laugh at the local idiots who get blown around by Category 5 Hurricanes xD I think I spied some Gummi Bear Vitamins!!!? lol

[RafixNFD]

Tokyo is cool place. I want to live there in my future!

[d245470k]

Loving the chocolate rain gag. These blogs are fantastic, they really do give a great, balanced, opinion on japanese life.

[Choice777]

hangs in there...won't be long before robot maids hit the shops...and gues what... it's gonna be in Japan first. keep these videos coming :)

[chronicleone]

Oh wow you did go outside, and it was still crowded haha, I really should watch the whole vid before commenting, would have deleted it but it just seemed too funny.

[americanjuice]

Wake me up when it's over.

[narutowatcher54]

Umbrella lightsaber battles!

[BerserkReap909]

ha I got the same kind of pants as you

[G1NZOU]

Chocolate Rain!

[wehrmanj]

Man... I don't do the dishes very well either, even if you were joking around.

[zakk12345]

Your voice reminds me of Nicolas Cage =P 2:23

[Elle7491]

omg i was thinking the exact same thing!!

[ShaneALanG]

@zakk12345 holy crap, you're right

[Zepher1990]

umbrella lightsaber battles in the rain ftw

[eros14521]

shirt.

[BorisKid]

Im loving this fucking series dude, it is just what I was lookin for, (didnt really dig the japanese-wannabe girls videos, u know, cute girls yes, good japanese skills yes, but no interesting-most of the time bizarre- content, they get boring really fast)

[randomthingsisay]

i love kenji the fish!!

[Kringelbulle]

Lots of people outside even though it was a typhoon

[mrawsomewoot]

i like how one of the tags is ugly shirt

[salforce19900710]

lol brilliant!

[zeto34]

love your videos man. im slowly making my way though them.

[jimmybrite]

so am I, hours and hours of footage, it's crazy.

[kadaj7007]

Its taken me about 3 days to get this far lol

[jimmybrite]

hehe, Kevin does grow on you (No pun intended) :D

[FelixTheHouseFreak]

Yeah around 3 days for me XD not gonna stop til im through all of them.

[kadaj7007]

There's just so many videos of his to watch, i mean you have these ones, then the FWI, the comedy section... Its taking forever, BUT its totally worth it to learn more about Tokyo and someone as interesting as Kevin Cooney xD

[betamaxdc]

do you live in hawaii?

[Gerberman009]

rofl nice troll.

[cookiesforeva]

@betamaxdc did you really ask that

[Hinoiteam10]

I suppose if I moved to Tokyo, I'd be exited the first week or 2. I'd be like Spongebob, "I'm cleaning my room... in Tokyo!" lawl

[smittens888]

=( !

[blueravenfire]

i liked the part of your fish

umbrella lightsaber battle lol XD

[YWA32]

it's like a mini competition who can go higher

[SuperRabbit15]

lol! umbrella lightsaber battle :D

[HisanGai]

"....Like doing laundry *sprits febreze*" xD

[BIGNAVBIG]

join the you tube partner programme

[meerca67]

high class weather reporting at 2:22

[minttablett]

it's more fun to do nothing in japan than do nothing at home... i think ^_^

[smittens888]

But what if your home is in Japan? =o

[SaifoMano]

Rainy days are cool, I love walking in the rain!

[lrak25]

lol, looks like ur just crewing around in japan xP

[Kreiler]

Wow, nice with the Chocolate Rain reference xD pretty sad somehow that the first coming to my mind was that song o_o

[happyveggyman]

I miss those pointy umbrellas being thrust into my jugular all while sopping wet.

[NerdtheKid]

not chocolate?

ahah dont you get lonely?

you live on your own no?

[blproducer]

It's like a shower...but outside ^_^

[greendazesrt]

LOL

"I don't have a robot maid.......or a wife.... to do these things" (clean the house)

*paraphrased* ^^

HAHA

[synterlu]

play wow xD

[friedbrainage]

lol... im gonna go chew some gravel now...

great vid

[nurizeko]

On a plus side a Typhoon is probably the only time you can get around Tokyo without having to dodge and nudge past other folk.

[Yori38]

umbrella light saber battle! ha!

[fullmetalfunk]

That's how I clean my bathroom too. Telekinesis is great. Just look at it and. BOOM! Clean.

[arnoldnavarro21]

dont you have some bitches you talk too???

[6663000]

I dont have a robot maid like the Jetsons, or a wife...

LOL

[MackTeaVee]

wow! nice shots with the music! The wet umbrella's and walking feet looked so cinematic!

[caseyDsutherland]

"And I'm having like some umbrella lightsaber battle..In the street!" Too funny man. I am planning on moving to Tokyo for work and I have been watching your videos chronologically to get a feel of the city. Great job man.

[blulaguna18]

haha i cant believe it you do the exact same thing i do with cleaning up your room part. and the laundry. the dishes i just plain do them . Oh and when you playing the reporter. For a sec there you sounded the Jim Carey from Bruce Almighty.hehe haha "Chocolate Rain" LOL

[OhMySavy]

Lol. "Doing the Laundry."

[lonewolfgirl]

doing nothing is in fact doing something.

[JermaineATL]

LOL "chocolate rain" lol XD

[haruko9889]

You know what. Rain might not be chocolate, but damnit I still love it. |: Stop this rain predjudice right now! I will hold your fish hostage D:

Lol...great vid x]

[AastryBrocolirose]

Looooooooooool !! 5 funny minutes. Cleaning your room, washing the dishes, doing the laundry, checking the bathroom, doing nothing, having umbrella battles in the rainy streets, watching a pair of white Crocs pass, and tagging your video with "UGLY SHIRT". XD

KICK ASS !! Awesomeness, truuuuuuue !

[elitechrstn]

lololol i do that with spoons too!!!!

1:08

[Popkornage]

1:40 Omg, there's Gummy Vitamins in Tokyo!

[sarahlyon25]

You can hire me to come clean your apartment for you....you can pay me in Sanrio items & Ramen ^_^

[ianmichaelsmith]

Dude, watching your videos up until now made me feel like a lazy bum -I'm in Tokyo but not doing anything nearly as exciting. But then again, today it was raining like crazy, so I didn't feel too bad.

[MASTERmw100]

you yust stared at the bathroom like me wen i have to clean it lol

[kv4life25]

lol i agree im like that lol

[REVpioneer]

Is the temperature during a typhoon warm or cold?

[Fonzi79]

I alway laugh at the begining of his vidoes when He is wearing that Uma Thurman yellow spandex suit like the one she wore in KIll Bill lololol

[zackari]

why don't people own cars in tokyo

[QwoPhasaArius]

Too many people in tokyo=too many chars=too much trafic. Its easy cheaper and faster to take public transport, ride your bike or just walk.

[superassasin13]

not chocolate lol

[AnimeImaginator147]

My room is hecka messy... I hid things under fabrics too!

[RynAndRae]

pause at 1:35...those are the exact same vitamins my sister uses!

[lnsurrect]

ya same here :P

[aaronranmafan]

Hahaa i use fabreez on my clothes when all of them are dirty XD

[12ealDeal]

When's Cooney going to get a hot lil female sidekick?

[flylikeacow]

Haha! Love the Tay Zonday reference!

[MarlynHM]

I totally get that whole umbrella thing. I used to like rain before I came to Tokyo~ =)

[elaurenta]

I love the new opening.

LMFAO

The way you cleaned the bathroom...just like me. HAHA.

[kv4life25]

rofl

[LordViczerez]

For christmas I want an "umbrella light-saber!"

[Novalight2550]

I love rain.

[hondanorway]

haha, the star wars comments crack me up!

[aymkarma]

DId someone from the States send you those Gummy Vites? I suppose they taste much better than squid ice cream!

[KraziAzian]

ll i saw the people doing that umbrella thing at the end

[RADIOHeAd140]

nice tay zonday joke, dont think people will get it though... :3 cant wait to go to Japan soon

[Lizzarazo]

i dont have a robot maid like in the jetson... or a wife

THAT made my day :)

[Audiomuse]

Holy crap those clouds were moving so fast

[HeartMasuimiMax]

OMFG how can you possibly be across the street from a sanrio and do NOTHING!?

[ZhnYe]

Well, once you see Japan's shopping centers and UFO catchers, you'll soon forget about the Sanrio... There's so many different things it's just a matter of what catches your interest.

[Bigboss483]

What is a sanrio and what does it do?

[FoxLady2]

Who the F wears sandals on a rainy day??

[MrHiberto]

why not? its rain...

[lttlsnowbunny]

OMG YOU HAVE GUMMI VITES! O_O

[trainmanlars]

I was thinking the exact same thing.

[Kashio]

Love your vids.. and the bg music :)

[zenhill]

Enjoyed that, you funny, thoughtful and artistic with some really really good angles and shots too, beautiful.

[psychojerry]

i wish it would rain like that over here in california xD

[lookylook1]

Me too...

[SwtMsT]

oh no...I definitely just saw crocs on some random person...gross, they've gone international...

[FrambledEggs]

Kevin, I think you should get Kenji a friend. ): Lol.

[the6thmonkey]

oh man, the rain is not chocolate thing is soooo funny.

[nerdsrsmart]

Don't you think you'll get wet if somebody's umbrella gets under your umbrella?Love your video though.

[Bigalinjapan]

You are so damn right... Exactly the same here in Yokohama!

[gregsdaone]

Can you tell us more about their numbered system? I'm not understanding how they know where to go when they don't have a number on a house? Is the whole block one number, and you look in their window? Just kidding. But tell us how to get from like the airport to an address in WestPark. If you have time or not. Stay dry.

[tokyocooney]

It is tricky to get the hang of. But basically each neighborhood has a number. then each block in that neighborhood has a number then each house on that block has a number in that order so the address reads like this 1-23-34

[uniqlo47]

Rain,hail or shine, there's no better place to do nothing than Tokyo.

[Adriangarlok]

an umbrella lightsaber battle in the street

:D

awesome.

[Akissa]

I was in Tokyo the day before the typhoon. I was  in Nikko on the night of the Typhoon. It wasn't even scary. Just some rain.

[sansensan]

hahaha yeah, the umbrella saber battle, allways happens.

PD: Dont u have any xbox or ps2 to play video games?

[xXoOfallenangelOoXx]

man your in japan WATCH ANIME OR READ MANGA!!!

[kagemusha117]

Taifu or not - I still envy you for that 1 %

[AustinStowell]

I thought I saw baba back there! Anyway, you've improved so much on your cinematography since your early days it's amazing.

[ctgirlxchris]

goooo iiiintooo sanriiiiooo. >:3

[importinsider]

As always, another great video segment, along with great song selection. Now I wonder if you do your editing yourself, I assume you do. Now it's motivating me to learn iMovie... oh, and anybody willing to take bets on how long the makeshift dish rack is going to last.

[tokyocooney]

everyday Im surprised that dishrack is still there. I do all the editing myself, its one of the reasons I make these vids, its good fun and good practice.

[Sassenach17]

LOL that is so totally how i clean my room.

[mini7donkey]

Hey Kev did you find anything good to do yet?

[tokyocooney]

Nope.

[janet928]

As always very good.

[crazynolan]

Dats cool...

[mednos]

Somebody told me there are almoust no road signs in the streets of tokyo so it's hard to find a particular street without GPS or route guidance system, is that tru?

[tokyocooney]

Basically most tokyo city streets dont have names, so finding things can be quite confusing till you get the hang of their numbered area system.

[Wesujin]

Lotteria...?

[tokyocooney]

Yes indeed, near Sunshine city. I figured it would be the best place for storm footage.

[Wesujin]

Hey do I see Sunshine street behind you in that restaurant??? I'll bet thats it; I recognize that Hello Kitty Sign from when I was there last month!! WOOT. I'd even bet you are eating at that burger place across the street!

[trimpton]

Hope you are doing well - always good to see new videos.

[Gaarakunlover2]

wait when ur looking inside of ur bathroom on the shelf is that GUMMY BEAR VITAMINS!!! O_O

[mednos]

Now after I have seen all parts of your vlog, i have to admit, thats the best blog on youtube, no doubt about it. It's funny, exciting, well made... I couldn't get enough of this excellent stuff. You're vlog is perfect it's what a vlog should be like, sooo awesom authentic!!! Keep on vlogin'!

[tokyocooney]

Wow, thats really nice of you to say. Seriously... that means alot. Thank you.

[AzNxBuddha]

another great vlog =) keep it up man

[Lensei]

What were you doing out in the rain? I used it as an excuse to back out of two very good Japanese lessons - you can't go traipsing about, showing that it's safe to wander outside! Grrr!

[tokyorosita]

One more thing-This is a totally selfish request, but would you be willing to help soothe my loneliness by doing a vlog on my favorite part of Tokyo--Shimokitazawa! I can sense your eye-rolling now, but I'd love to hear what you have to say about it and the government's plans to destroy its individuality.

[tokyocooney]

Shimo is a great place. I was planning to do a vlog some day on the live house scene, either in Shimo or NishiOgikubo. So it may jsut happen one of these days.

[tokyorosita]

I've heard a lot about the live houses in Shimokitazawa, but I never actually got to go to any of them-another thing I can do when I go back to Tokyo. I'm sure your vlog in either Shimo or NishiOgikubo would be great!

[tokyorosita]

Hey tokyoCooney, Thank you for posting all these great vlogs. They are endlessly entertaining! I just returned to midwestern America after two years in Tokyo and miss it so much that I'm planning on going back long-term next year. You keep me from being too homesick with these vlogs! Keep up the good work!

[quenby23]

Yeah, you should probably get a wife to clean the toilet for you. They come in various different versions now. Whatever, just get a low maintenance one with some dress sense.

[tokyocooney]

Ive heard the key is to take the warranty.

[Shydowyn]

I hope you won those umbrella battles.

[ddtrinketbb]

Ah jeez, I just burnt myself with that coffee! Why didnt they put HOT on the outside of the cup in big red letters?

[qualqui]

and Another Awesome vid! Thanx for sharin' Tokyocooney! Wat really got me laughin', where ya smell your shirt and instead of takin' it off you spray some spraywash detergent on it!!!! hahahhahahahahahahahaha!

[LoveWillB4U]

or wife... lol thats funny

[zubozubo]

Atarashii introduction wa sugoi kedo, Kill Bill no fuku wa chotto....chisakunai darou? heeee~ roboto ga inai no? Nihon no koohii wa dou? Haado Gei no fuuuu~~~

[Lokostyles]

Awsome vid! So many shots! Awesome!

[loki210]

Ha, i'ts very wet, and NOT chocolate! funny stuff as always.

Also, you got some really good shots towards the end there... really nice.

[W3dotCOM]

Yeah Cooney, sorry about the Typhoon situation, I'm in Kyoto so I've been tracking it on the news, but we haven't had much of anything. My regards.

[dpjef]

Just heard your section on Metropolis Metpod 702 about the danges of elevators ! Good stuff !

[tokyocooney]

Oh cool. Yeah, I just started doing that for the Metpod. Hopefully it will be entertaining. But its some of my first radio style work, so it might take me a bit to get the hang of it. Im also adding it as a blog on my web site.

[livemix72]

One of your best bro.. Keep em comming...

[jescalia]

It appears to me that a typhoon in Japan is much like a hurricane in the U.S. Getting "my umbrella up," well, that's a whole other story... nJoe

[troubledwings33]

lol nice nice and a good point to

[dreadful1985]

wanna go to Japan again. I miss my host family!!!

[utubething8]

I like the bit where you are supposed to 'clean; the bathroom, but the best that can be done is just look at it. Thats a great idea. You could just hose it!

[tokyocooney]

Thats basically how Id like to clean everything, just hose it down.

[rld009]

Once again a funny and great blog, some funny stuff

[AngelOfBast]

:D "umbrela light saber batle" that was good

[junkienet]

Great to see the dancing makin it back into the opening credits. Nice work once agian.

[michellefoodyum]

i love your videos even if you are doing nothing. the cleaning the bathroom part was cute.

[mikezx2]

u make me laugh hehe, light saver battle of umbrellas, classic

[kitsuneopal]

ahh febreze that reminds me of college and the many times I ran out of quarters :P

[tokyocooney]

Its sad actually how 10 years later how much I still live like Im in college.

[AndySan]

This vlog was the funniest I've seen from you, unless you include the McBreakfast standup; that was killer! I want to apologize about my previous comment; sumimasen.

[AndySan]

Oh, and I like your new theme song/sequence/whatever you call it.

[Msandroid]

Haha the umbrella part made me crack up xD

[SaraSohma7]

i love your cleaning skills...hmm maybe you should get a game boy...or eat some icecream or something XD

[AngelOfBast]

I doubt he will be eating or geting within 5 m of any icecream after that icecream city thing. XD

[tokyocooney]

They sell haagen daz at the local convenince store, but if only they had ben and jerrys... yummmm.

[sukisuzuki]

nice shirt man :)