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  • DOUBLE RAINNBOWW !!! OMG ! ..

  • This is so fucking gay. And is the worst attempt at someone trying to be funny in a long time

  • DOME :D 

  • Will there be elite for steam?

  • how to hell did this get age restricted

  • What is wrong with my elite? I put the country as USA but it thinks im germen or something?

  • Class video!

  • Yep, apparently CoD wasn't making enough money for Bobby Kotick, so now he's raping the fanboys' assholes (and wallets) with the Elite plan. It lets you level up your shitty clans and gives you shitty dlc. Only true fanboys will have their wallets raped by this shit cause nobody wants to waste another fifty bucks on an already shitty game, and because ITZ AWZOME ND 1337!!!!1!!ONE!! When in reality, it's a fucking waste of 50 bucks. Battle.net and Bungie.net both offer the same shit for free.

  • i have watched this because my name is Karl...that is all

  • good ending too :)

  • i already ready registered for elite...on the site it says "click here for you black Ops Stats" is Elite actually up yet,or are they waiting til the 8th to launch w/ MW3??

    someone please reply..im gettin pissed off cuz i cant get into it yet

  • @x85DogsOfWar85x reply

  • @MrNickchic3 haha funny guy huh?im telling your boyfriend

  • @x85DogsOfWar85x i know im a funny guy 

  • and and and fu You not getting my money its going to developers who make innovative games, skyrim, uncharted and dark souls baby

  • damn you top comments

  • Activision: You have a 75$ budget to make this video. Treyarch: @_@

  • WHAT A CROSSBOW. WHAT IS THE MIDEVIL TIMES

  • I really think people have no lives

  • 50 bucks for THAT?

  • song name around 1:40 pls?

  • @xxxmarco187xxx its Rollings Stones: Sympathy for the Devil

  • It seems people are changing there minds about this.....so i came back to give it another dislike.

  • @desepture lol Dice isn't making more

  • there will be something stupid in a month that will take the top comment

  • in the 5:40 its like the A-TEAM movie!!!!!!!!!11

  • W000t im a part of the beta!

  • @Faboking2 me too, hi five

  • 3170 ppl r halo fukers

  • @2cpukid Halo's better and they already have this and it's FREE!!

  • @NIckoSimpson200 im not sayin its a bad game jst that well u no its just a funny dislike joke jst harmless joke halos a great game but so is cod

  • @2cpukid Yeah I c whut u mean but Halo's better :)

  • Is this a real trailer?

  • @L337COD4 yah

  • @CenaVo2525 Its the basic L96A1 scope

  • what song is this 3:00 thanks

  • @GamersDarkCycle Fortunate Son

  • I'm not gonna pay 60$ a year for this shit .

  • What did he mean by "effing"!? Lol to bad cod can't even get a match making system to work consistently, "waiting for one more player"... ... For an hour! Yar I have oh so much faith in this social network wannabe app and also...who gives a shit?! Get a life, 10+ hours a week on cod is more then enough for any idiot, let alone a CoD app.

  • BFBC2 VIETNAM 1:32

  • lol holy crap this is Hud from Cloverfield's voice. :0

  • uh sir you have something on your face.......i got it, you need a hair cut.....your good :L

  • can someone please explain how to upload to call of duty elite site? i wanna upload gameplay vids

  • Does anybody notice that @ 3:12 he misses the guy?

  • 3168 people got shot by that guard

  • Sounds like jason lee

  • @shadowACergamer

    the person whos using it could be sitting at the top of the ladder and threw it down from up there...

  • dude, your awesome

  • How can a RC go up hill theres a ladder 2:01

  • I love karl's voice <3 like when he says "MAP PACKS!!"

  • So paying for what we have already? LeaderBoards, Youtube, nice rip off....But im sure ill get it anyways....damn

  • SO it's basically like Bungie.net's Halo Career Profile feature, but you have to pay for it. Thanks Activision!! Stupid F@#Kers

  • i like pussy

  • Can someone please tell me the name of the first song playing? The one that's like a war song type of thing... PLEASE!

  • @TheWrestlingrobot Sympathy for the devil rolling stones

  • ANYBODY ELSE REALIZE THE INTRO SONG IS THE SAME AS THE SONG FOR THE NUKETOWN EASTEREGG!!!!!!!!!!!!! THUBMS UP IF YOU AGREE

  • The anonying guy is like hey man what u doing this weekend u can just shoot him in the neck lol

  • The trailer is funny and great, but a lot of these "features" normally it would be actually included in the game for free.  :/

  • the field of battle, thats all i hav to say ahhh yeh babe

  • he sounds like steve-0

    

  • @xZenTraHD theater mode does things like that

  • it seems like the highest rated comment guy made 2 accounts i think ill beat him ummmm,... tits?

  • 3162 halo players have stupidly subjected themselves to this video

  • Ignor that first one

  • wa wa wait I have so many questions SHUT UP

  • wa wa wait I have so many questions SHUT UP BAM!!!!!

  • i know what you mean by f-ing, but do you know what i mean by f-ing...

  • @TheAlphaBravoCharlie that's a shame. elite's still probably gonna be good.

  • 3,161 people have a problem with clean hands!

  • It was funny

  • love the MW3 part

  • wait no.. that has to be the guy with the camera in the movie cloverfield

  • Thumbs up this cuz the top comments are the same

  • the two top comments are the same.

  • There is a dragonuv scope on an l96a1

  • So elite works with every cod game online (including classic through world at war)

  • @Wilybat it works with black ops and future call of duty games such as mw3.

  • the comments are the ame....................

  • 2:31 DOnnie Wahlberg?

  • In a few moments, there will be a comment saying how the top comments are the same...

  • @AwesomePure4 nope.avi

  • STAINER!

  • 6:25

  • Legal's always circling, like a type of vulture but instead of eating carcasses they eat all our fun.

  • This comment is FALSE!!!!

  • DONT U HATE IT WHEN THE TOP COMMENTS ARE THE SAME??? LOL IM ORIGINAL

  • @ thecoleman it is dying but stfu they didnt take shit from bf3

  • DOUBLE RAINBOW XD

  • 6:42 BLACK AK-47

  • hey man what you do this weekend you just shoot him in the neck bum bum :DD

  • this sounds like Steve-O

  • @papapapa39 also i love how you say not to compare battlefield 3 to MW3 when in that sentence you compare MW3 to battlefield 3 and say it wont fail and that BF3 looks like shit hypocrite much

  • @ohboyhey2k4 Thats where your wrong. Battlefield 3 was the first game to announce itself to be released, Modern Warfare 3 was soon after. And some scenes from MW3 look like complete copies of Battlefield. So you see, my friends, is that the Call of Duty franchise is slowly dying, moving into a Medal of Honor type stage.

  • @papapapa39 now i remember you yeah you're that braindead fanboy that think battlefield 3 looks like shit yeah dude your opinion doesn't matter you are clearly an ignorant fanboy who can't accept the fact that Infinity Ward only cares about your wallets 

  • @papapapa39 umad?

  • Fuck all of you, i'm getting battlefield 3. I believe its time to take a stand.

  • fuck karl

  • @666NightShade chips

  • why dont they ever mentoin the price of it

  • Double rainbow LOL haha and his favorite dance.

  • 3:07-3:14 for dragonov scope on L96 :D

  • 1:18-1:28= Black ops spawn system in 10 seconds.

  • mw3 at the end

  • BUNGIE(DOT)NET NIGGA

  • Uhh, sir u have somethin on ur face, i got it

  • whats the song where the dude walks into the claymore in hanoi

  • @bmxer19ful burning sun

  • @bmxer19ful sorry it fortunate son my bad... dont know by who tho type it in and it should come up

  • @MrThekikster yea i found it its by creadnace clear water revival

  • @bmxer19ful Fortunate Son by Creedance Clearwater Revival.

  • dude best video i have ever seen especially the havana

  • Lol

  • pretty funny, though I liked it better when I thought the voice actor was Hayes MacArthur.

  • RATED M FOR MUFFINS

  • <3 your ending

  • cool double rainbow

  • u kno i actually saw a double rainbow in my backyard? no sh!t no lie nada!! i saw it and im lk :D tosh.0 lol

  • Hey how you make downtown violence vid thats bad ass

  • 3:39 that gives me a idea for a new profile... *plays and makes a new profiel for black ops called double rainbow* yea...

  • for only 96 bucks a year...

  • uhhh im pretty sure giving a baby a flamethrower is a bad idea

  • your voice is hilareous i love it pleas mack more of thes videos plus i love the end

  • Despite what he's trying to sell, this dude is awesome. Just laughing my ass off...

  • hahahaha

  • halarious

    

  • very funny

  • Well .. this is pretty much The Pwned Life from Battlefield 2 mixed with the most disgusting taste there could be ...Call Of Duty

  • Thumbs up if you looked up "Karl's got the touch" (Video with the dancing)

  • 1:18-1:29 Heh, thats Ground War mode for ya..

  • Hack for Wii Black ops

    /watch?v=WnBN2gN_SpA

  • Why does this remind me of the things you were able to do with world at war

  • shot noise was delayed at end

  • is that really mw3 at the end 

  • @videogamewizard90 Yeah it was because the way his character model was not MW2

  • wow 3132 people disliked this video? Everybody wants something new in Call of Duty but as soon as they try something new everybody hates on it!

  • 6:35 is the BEST

  • No higest rated comments? then I'll try...

    TITS!

  • Petula Clark - Downtown

    

  • Whats the name of the song in the end plz tell me

  • yea i fed the cat

  • watch me as i unleast this crutudiously violent ending :D

  • great video. fucking hilarious!

  • Great Video, loved it. BTW, you can generally avoid running out of ammo, by not making a smiley on that wall next to your spawn.

  • waypoint came first...just sayin..

  • love the mw3 ending

  • WTF! Auto-tune? lol now.. COD series has done it! LOL AUTO TUNE! HAHAHHA!

  • Fuck , this shit is going to far, they are going to make people that already play this shit 24/7 bust a nut. if you have a girlfriend or family, get rid of them now if you plan to get this.

  • Why are people saying shit i think its a good i dead cause around this time people would be already bored personally this is the worst cod out for me i preffered MW2 but this will get me playing the game alot more times now..

  • THIS IS FAIL people who made this game must be desperate for teh moneyz ;( ps black ops is the worst cod game in the series preorder bf3 it way better i can haz thumbs up? :D

  • @MrULTRADUDE123 werd

  • @MrULTRADUDE123 no u cant. plus you cant trash the whole cod series. that was activison and tryarch now its raven software sledgehammer games and infinity ward. so don't trash the whole series for one bad game, and you obviously not a true COD fan. i admit Black ops has its flaws but i wont stop playing it just because its not as good as games that i dont like as much say BF2. COD is the kind of game where you can play the objective and still get kills. thats what it takes to be good in COD.fuku

  • @MrULTRADUDE123 no you cant because why are you on this video if your gonna hate?

  • look out bitch lol

  • It's halo waypoint for cod

  • @1999OboeDude ya dats true nd halo waypoint is free aswell like :/

  • he kept getting shot, then he raged LOL

  • i like the look of the new map bet its the smallest in the game

  • 3534 have alot more money then i do to waste

  • im sorry but this sounds like a load of ass

  • best part 6:35-6:45

  • WAYPOINT WAYPOINT WAYPOINT

  • I was using my iphone so I can't and I'm done with this silly arguement. And there's not that many comments.

  • @killajake702 ther's 4285 comments

  • Oh yea I'm blocking you so don't bother thinking up another dumb ass comment.

  • @killajake702 LOL you do realize u have to reply to his comment if he wants to read it...how the fuck do you expect whoever it is your arguing with to pick your comment to read out of so many others

  • Lol no I don't but I know you do. And you probably marked it as spam. You can't read or else you would be able to see that you started the whole thing.Next time for a change take the smart path and don't make stupid comments. And learn to spell I'm done talking to a complete retard. I think my iq dropped just talking to you.

  • CoD games need no skill.

  • @ThisLittleAddict Yeaaaa

  • @ThisLittleAddict oh yeh cuz bf does?