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  • Arrogant pig fucking american cunts, you just demonstrated how ignorant u bitches are. learn about a fucken culture before u dis it. your country is shit, lol 15 trillion dollars in debt. ur a third world country ffs.

  • Americans are not only our friends and in many cases our family, they are our allies. They are a good people, a generous people, a people that have much to their credit and for which they should be admired. It is sad that this group of people are taken to represent all Americans as they are very far from the mainstream. But I appreciate that these folks have the right to speak their minds. I like to know who the asshats are and they have no issues identifying themselves.

  • americans like these guys are so delusional its hilarious. this idea that canada exists only because the american military protects it is hogwash. who the hell has the balls to invade us without expecting NATO to jump in. if russia was going to invade Canada it wouldn't stop at the 49th parallel. honestly, how bored are people in the deep south that this type of programming exists?

  • FUCK YOU FOX NEWS YOU SHOULD STOP MAKING FUN OF CANADIANS LIKE ME BECAUSE I AM ONE SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KEEP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING MOUTHS SHUT!!!!!!!!!

  • WTF am I watching? Bunch of stupid as shit people

  • @MrSwagGuy1990 No U, Son

  • "I don't speak mexican, I speak spanish my friend."

    Wow.... just.... wow....

  • Canadian living in Taiwan and I fucking love this youtube channel. I love you Americans, great food and freedom of speech, These douches are disgusting, but show you what Christian homeschooling gets you. Canada was in WWI and WWII years before the US, we fought alongside in Korea, we stayed the fuck out of Vietnam (don't tell Ann Coulter) and supported the draft dodgers, and we fought in Gulf War I and stayed the fuck out W's mess in Irag. So I would say we picked the smart ones.

  • They laugh like rich douchebags and is that the guy from super high me. Wow I just lost so much respect for him.

  • Do you think that Canada could get away with this if they didn't share a boarder with the most powerful nation, in the, UNIVERSE? But Canada dosen't share a land boarder with China.

  • Canadins are cowards fox is right

  • Make fun of our policemen (ride on horses yeah right). There is a reason our country (and many others) have a WAY lower crime rate than in the US. Not everything is about acting tough and thinking other countries are stupid.

  • @PrimaGymnast47: I'm as disgusted as you by this video, but we have been threaten and attacked by terrorists on numerous occasions and, secondly, regardless of how futile the attack on Afghanistan turned out to be, it was justified. The nation was being run by a government that openly allowed for the training and operation of a terrorist organization that actively threatened and carried out their threats against the entire western world.

  • I am Russo-Canadian and have patriotic views towards both nations! But corporate America (not all Americans) can go to hell and stop looking down on every other nation. Its only a matter of how many insults certain countries are willing to put up with until all strings are cut lose. And America relies on other countries more than the contrary! Most powerful nation in the universe? I think not! Please, if you are American and read this, I an not talking about ALL Americans, there are idiots here

  • Russia invade Canada!? HA! not likely! As of June 1St next year, the two countries will have shared a 70 year partnership in a vast range of objectives including but not limited to: foreign trade/ investment, energy, democratic development, northern operations, counter terrorism and are G8 partners! Russia has embassies in Canada and they have no reason to invade! If anything, not to mention their military doctrine is strictly defensive. Some people are so arrogant and stupid!

  • This is just WRONG. I hate it that these people think that America runs Canada. I could name many reasons as to why Canada does not rely on America. That's what gets me mad about this

  • It's called budgeting, you should try it.

  • Canada-

    the only military with a FUCKING BRAIN!!!!!!

  • lol it's like an SNL sketch.

  • fuck fox

    not america

    

  • 1812 never forget

  • What's the big deal. It's a bunch of morons saying moronic things. Stupid people say stupid things all the time.. can't get upset about it everytime it happens.

  • @Trucidar it's upsetting because some people actually believe this

  • Our soldiers are out there dying and helping our allies and this is the fucking thanks they get. This isn't a Canada vs America issue its a fucking shit whose mocking dying soldiers while he gets to sit in a studio spouting shit out of his mouth.

  • The fact that FOX "news" hates Canada and mocks Europe should be seen as a sign that we're doing something right

  • Canada- Okay, we're going to take a short break and be right back.

    American- YOU PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

    Greatest country ever folks fuck the world.

  • Ha. Ha. Ha.

    Red Eye is such a funny show.

    Ha. Ha. Ha.

    And so tasteful and well researched.

    Ha. Ha. Ha.

    Greatest comedy ever.

    Ha. Ha. Ha.

  • NO army no war THOUSANDS have died in that army and ur mocking it ? have fun in hell bro

  • I'm Canadian, and I try my hardest to tell myself that Americans are not assholes, it's just their media causing all of this controversy. I've met Americans, I have a few friends that are Americans, some of the nicest people I've ever met. Such a ridiculous broadcast, here I thought Canada was helping out in a war that wasn't even ours.

  • Wow, these guys are dicks. One of the top US generals commended the Canadian forces stationed in Afghanistan for their bravery and effectiveness in contributing to the war, and accepted that they need to withdraw from the war.

  • Everytime I see this video, I get... exasperated. Sigh. These guys.... I hope this is just for ratings, and not their actual opinions.

  • Just remember, we burnt down your White Hosue, and it felt GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD

  • I don't care that I'm American but these assholes are hating on Canada? IDK why we can't get along.

  • The Leslies are a badass Scottish clan that would cleave these little fag's heads in half with 100 pound battle axes and drink their blood out of goblets made of solidified bone dust. These pampered pieces of shit would tremble and beg for mercy at the feet of Leslie women, nevermind their men (army Generls or not). I'm Scottish and my clan wouldn't fuck with the Leslies. Read some history and quit being ignoramuses you retard talking heads!

  • We still burnt down the white house.

  • @mrbillsykes Haha, Fuck yeah and we'll do it again if needs be!

  • does anyone even take the people in this video seriously? ... I mean other than the ignorant hicks in the deep south

  • @sheegan8 That's what we call 'target audience'.

  • All I want for my bday and xmas, yes xmas, is to have 5 minutes alone with each of the people on this clip... that is all...

  • The funny thing is.. We've done more good in the world than they have.. We've invested a larger proportion of our military into Afghanistan.. Our REGULAR army training is equal to their Marines which are considered special forces.. (Aka our Army is much much better than theirs), the Black Devil Bregade, North America's original Special Forces was 60% Canadian.. We're the only ones to succeed invading America.. We only ride horses for ceremonial purposes.. American cops actually DO ride horses..!

  • @Rileys2379- not only did we invade the states... the reason the white house is white, is cus we burnt it so badly only whitewash would cover it...

  • As I Canadian, I laughed at this because we make fun of ourselves a lot too. But then I realized this wasn't a joke, and that these douchebags were seriously that ignorant.

  • recent studies show americans have an average iq of 80.

    Borders mental retardation

  • Ignorance.

  • Do these people legitimately believe that the Mounties are Canada's sole police force?

    Here's the moment where I knew these people were beyond help.

    "Mexico is the only country who has 'siestas'"

    "That's a stereotype, Bill"

    "No, it isn't! It's a real word!"

    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I'm afraid your country sets the bar really high for imbeciles.

  • Haha. They make it seem like not requiring to superpimp our police due to out of control violence is a bad thing... poor idiots. And apparently they think all our police force is mounties and that they only ride horses and nothing else... ROFL Only shows how misinformed Fox really is. They just sunk themselves down into a hole right there - aren't they supposed to be informed, what with them being a news station and all? >;D

  • imagine how much of a douche this guy must be off camera

  • People are taking Red Eye Seriously.  You guys need to get a grip -Canada

  • @KerryForrest It's not fair to say Canada needs to get a grip. The point is they said things that were ignorant, and if you watched the video, they're saying this while Canadians are risking there lives.

  • @TheMrFlustered Actually to build upon you comment 'they're saying this while Canadians are risking their lives'.. Four Canadian soldiers had just been killed and were being brought back to CFB Trenton WHILE this was being broadcast.. Imagine how the families must have felt?

  • @Rileys2379 Yeah man, I mean that's just too much. I can only pray for those families.. :(

  • Hey, it's Fox... what did anyone expect?

  • And that was on a News station? :(

  • Canadian soldiers have sacrificed their lives in this war and these IGNORANT FUCKS are mocking them. Talk about ungrateful, arrogant pricks. Why don't they go there themselves and fight instead of laughing at other countries cause they're not 'THE MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY IN THE UNIVERSE'. Americans really piss me off.

  • @syrenski american are stupid

  • @syrenski Trust me, as an American, these Fox News morons are an embarrassment to our nation. Most rational Americans hate fox, and hate conservative right wing propaganda.

  • @syrenski I wouldn't say Americans piss us off. I find that the majority of Americans are cool (because they're literally the same as us :)). But of course, every once in awhile you get dumbfucks like these, and they appear in our country too.

  • @syrenski It's not "Americans" just uneducated redneck republicans...

  • Ya because our only purpose in Canada is to be an ally to the USA

    

  • Ya because our only purpose in Canada is to be an ally to the USA

  • They still think that canadian policemen dress in red uniforms and ride on horseback? Talk about being closed off to the world...

  • The treat of fundamentalist Norwegians is not a laughing matter. You will know the meaning of fear when you see them sailing into your hometown.

  • Rely on the USA? For what? This stupid war wouldn't have started if America hadn't fucked up.This war was supposed to last 6 weeks. THATS WHAT YOUR BUSH ADMINISTRATION WITH ITS AMAZING MILITARY INTELLIGENCE SAID AND NOW, YEARS LATER YOUR YOUTH ARE STILL BEING SLAUGHTERED. KEEP TURNING A BLIND EYE TO THAT AMERICA. Meanwhile we send our people out there to die along side yours in an act of good faith and these assholes can stand there smug as fuck and mock and belittle their sacrifice? Pigs.

  • some ones been watching to much south park -_-

  • do this 4 people really want to take on all of canada kuz it wouldnt go well

  • Please... surely... this is the onion network... it has to be...

  • @TheRationalRant sorry but its not....

  • @Wehrmacht3GD :'(

  • Canada has lost soldiers in the MIddle East and Lost more soldiers in ww1 and ww2 than America. We were over there long before the USA. We are a smaller country so we have less money to go around for things like this. Perhaps our gov't feels it's more important to take care of things on our own soil

  • youtube.com/watch?v=seYUbVa7L7­w - paste this link into your brower. This will be known as Canada's response to this video! It goes to show how "intellegent" the US is. LOL!!!!!

  • @madikwechef - Linky no worky

  • youtube.com/watch?v=seYUbVa7L7­w

  • hghgh

  • America is fucking stupid. I live in Canada and Canadians are so much more civilized than them. America is the most powerfull country in the universe???? O MY GOD!!! you are a bunch of fucking cunts who have to rely on other countries to wipe your assholes!

  • fox news = ignorant morons

  • I would piss on those dead canadian soldiers grave if i had the chance.

    Fuck british fuck usa.Quebec is not a part of canada. Vive le Quebec libre!

  • OMG whuke watching this I was dying to put a bullet through every single one of their empty fucking heads.

    I fucking hate Americans. I hope these little diphits eat shit and die.

    Ponies? Well that's a purely ceremonial thing mostly and you don't really don't see it very often. Maybe once in a while downtown in some of the major cities but no otherwise. Fuck you.

    How bout I start bashing some of YOUR asinine little traditions? You fuck.

  • Thanks for posting this, and I apologize for my fellow Canadian's rabid Anti-Americanism...racism by any name is deplorable.

    Knee-Jerk reactionary comments like those in the clip and comments do NOT add to any meaningful dialogue.

    Now that America has also decided to leave the quagmire that is Afghanistan, what do these pundits have to say about the AMERICAN military?

  • canaidians have better healthcare, we have better laws, better economy.....and we are ridiculous?

  • okay, i am outraged, we lost so many troops to secure our fredom, yet some dip shit on fox news mocks us, unbeileavable!

  • Live in canada for one year and you will never wanna go back to usa

  • @qazzzie Do you know this from first hand experience, or are you just talking out of your ass? I'm Canadian, but believe Anti-American Racism is just as bad as anti-CANADIAN racism.

  • Typical FOX. I can't even understand how these guys still have ANY credibility. And at least that doesn't try to pass itself off as genuine news like some of their ridiculous coverage on Obama under News Logo.

  • Good to know that Americans are kind to a country that's been frendly with it, when any other country wound have sided with the Russions around the time america says its counter missels will detonate over Toronto.

  • Yawn, the fact that they think they are extremely funny bores me

  • All of those people are douchebags! 

  • " I SPEAK AMERICAN" dear god and America wonders why its so hated around the world.

    also these nutjobs are still worried about Russia invading

  • All of these hosts put together stack up to a double digit IQ

  • fuck those people they embarrass our nation

  • Sad because when this was made, Canada had a bigger presence in Afghanistan than the States.

  • The show is called "Mock" for crying out loud. Obviously they're going to say stupid things.

  • Doug Benson is so high.

  • at first I laughed

    but then I had to cry because these people aren't acting

  • Instead of army Canada has common sense and good relations.

  • I can't believe this is real and I can't believe these people get paid for this. It's so sad and disappointing people like this exist

  • no, the reason canada doesnt have armoured police cars, or bullet proof vest is because they do not experience the rampant gun crime that occurs in the us. canada is a much safer, more respectful society than america

  • @fallse7en this.

  • This is the best comedy skit I've ever seen.

  • im confused, is this the onion news or something?

  • Its doug benson at the end of the day.. thats who you call in to discuss politics? hightimes stoner of the year...... this fucker hasnt looked so stupid since he made a little movie called " Super High Me".winner. then you throw in a douchebag with too much hair gel, a closet gay, and a blond bimbo who apparently hasnt watched the real news since 1985... The cold war is over lady.. the Russians are not coming anymore... berlin wall is down... Read a fucking newspaper

  • @C77200

    ummm...no

  • I think Australia and Canada would make best friends.

  • these guys are faggots...i mean what comedians

  • My fucking god...I'm an American and even I acknowlege Canada's ability in the world. Not every fucking country wants to spend %80 of their country's finances on their goddamn military. And the whole mountie thing? BULLSHIT. Mounties are military trained and carry goddamn sub machine guns as their standard issue firearm, I have all sorts of respect for the NYPD but a mountie would floor any american cop

  • Fox news: Raising decibels and lowering intelligence.

    This channel is better then the comedy network because there are always idiots like these guys popping up and making me laugh. It really is a shame some American's actually use this network for "unbiased" news.

  • Why the fuck should we even help this fucking fags,honestly,goto a fake war for nothing. America is so fucked they don't even know. While we have a shitty arm,we don't care, Canada is better of than the usa. Our Government is almost getting as bad as the USA, but we still have it way btter than them. America is falling apart at the seems and thats the truth.

  • And this is why the world thinks of us Americans as arrogant assholes. I wonder if any of the people in on the video has ever done any form of research. Since when did news channels stop reporting news and instead try and be talk show wannabes to boost ratings ?

  • @dee2teh3rd I'm Canadian and I don't think Americans are arrogant assholes because of this. I follow US politics and as Jon Stewert points out it is just all of Fox news who are arrogant ass holes. If they are suppose to be "News" maybe they shouldn't be so one sided.

  • it's a couple years old but everyone should watch this... :D

    youtube.com/watch?v=tuY3oLmzkj­E&feature=watch_response

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  • @jacktheripper300 The most humorless country in the world? LESLIE NIELSEN, MIKE MYERS, DAN AYKROYD, EUGENE LEVY, JOHN CANDY, SETH ROGAN, HARLAND WILLIAMS, JIM CARREY, TOMMY CHONG, DAVE FOLEY. What do these people have in common? They are some of the BEST COMEDIANS WHO EVER LIVED and they are ALL CANADIAN. Most of us have a pretty good sense of humor, what we don't appreciate are people who make fun of our soldiers give their lives every day

  • @moose44667 lol im pretty sure people from Newfoundland have the greatest sense of humor on earth...

  • I just have to say that clearly these people do not have much real knowledge about Canada. Anyone who thinks our police actually ride horses and wear red on regular duty knows very little about Canada. Our police are just like the American police. Making that mounty comment completely diminishes any credibility in any of the other statements. The one guy didn't even know we were in the damn war!!

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  • Guess who's name also starts with Leslie? LESLIE FUCKING NIELSON'S, WHO'S COOLER THAN EVERYONE AT FOX NEWS COMBINED, EVEN WHEN DEAD.

  • This is coming from the country who decided to wait 2 years before helping defeat Nazi Germany. Also Canadian snipers are usually more prefered by American Squads.

  • I actually thought this was a spoof on Fox...really confused as to how this can be real and just how douchey these sad sad people are.

  • if fox news whuld get their way, then usa whuld be like in fallout.

  • I'm Canadian. I understand humor and can understand that Red Eye was just trying to be humorous, but the humor was just mean spirited. If we criticize the US it usually ends with us making fun of ourselves too.

    One thing we rarely joke about is about any citizens of any country going to war. We may make fun of a government deciding to go to war but the individuals putting their lives on the line, of any army, deserves a certain amount of respect.

    Peace :)

    :P

  • if america invades our country, we'd get half a dosen kick-ass armies on their ass effortlessly in no time... because were commonwealth... bitch.

  • lmao thats the biggest disappointment to making fun of any one do you know the English language just wondering

  • @air20ventor10. How old are you like 10? Or are you just off your medications? Learn how to respond and actually make a point in doing so. Not just a bunch of irrational ramblings. Grow up, and learn something for once

  • /watch?v=bV_041oYDjg

    WATCH THIS VIDEO IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

    "

    Geography has made us neighbours

    history has made us friends

    economics has made us partners

    and necessity has made us allies

    " - JFK

  • These idiot should kiss the feet of every family who has lost a child, husband, mother in the war, the only reason we are there is because America is stupid enough to have enemies in pretty much every country

    fucking cunts

  • Holy crap! I live on the other side of the world from "The most powerful" and Canada, and i still know that mounties red uniform is a dress uniform, so it is basically like saying that USMC is fighting with swords, which are still carried for formal puposes.

  • @PhoenixBird67 wow judging by your response it is obvious you are dumber than fox. Quite a accomplishment. Be proud........

  • Not a smart culture? We're fourth in the world educationally. America is what, 19th?

  • @MikeEmery9 im a proud educated american and my family has fought for this beautiful country for generations. Im sorry but making fun of a country as a whole is a disappointment to your own country and have you ever been to america. I haven't seen your country but i bet its just as beautiful as mine. You're right certain part of my country has educational problems. granted it is a good portion that i will admit but to make fun of a group as a whole is a bad choice.

  • @ravebabe202010 Canada doesn't need Police or an Army because their crime rate is probably less than a one one-hundredth of ours and their foreign policy and government isn't a complete asshole like the US of shitty ass A

  • 'Andrew Lesley. A starnge name for a man' Well how do you know its not a women (I know Andrew Lesley is a man I'm just saying) Idiots!

  • @LadyBria1996 Continuing from my last comment. 'shares a border with the most POWERFUL country' These jerks are so full of themselves. Then he also "jokes" about invading Canada!

  • Man, they are so stupid. America may have armoured cars, but Canada has horses... WITH A MINIGUN ON EITHER SIDE!

  • the most powerful country in the universe.... LOL oh dear..... he really said it

  • @hongyewu Its true do....dont lie. I dont brag about it but we go to base, run 60% of the world economy, make the new tech, and most importantly have the most effective nuclear arsonle. I mean its true.

  • @DarPower1 of course... of course. LOL i bet most of americans would like to believe that. its sure good for your ego.

  • mounties? look at the g20 police :P. I don't think they were riding horses for that :P

  • Fuck fox what happened when america last invaded Canada, You got smoked right back. I know most Americnas aren't this dumb but fuck seriously Mexican word do you not mean Spanish you dumb fuck. and Europe espically England was in ww2 for how long b4 you cunts joined in.......way more than just a year FUCK FOX FUCK PALIN FUCK REPUBLICANS

  • dont be anti-american, be anti-ignorance

  • This is a clear reason why nobody likes americans

  • Americans blow all their money on weapons and military while we invest in education and healthcare, and yet they protect our country while we enjoy the rewards of it. I guess you can call our country dumb, but then again...53% of Americans think the earth is less than 6000 years old and over 40% can't locate Australia on a map. Who's really the dumb country here? (This isn't an insult to all Americans, just the snide ones who get off watching this).

  • And the whole world is laughing.......at them!

  • i dont speak mexican i speak american

  • Ah Fox news. The only place where they don't use big words...

  • @TANGAZ875 You seem like a well educated individual.

  • The funniest thing about this is the timing.When this aired 4 Canadian soldiers died in Afganistan.Leave it to FOX "news" to make a bad situation worse.

  • @TANGAZ875 lol, you just made my day. TANGAZ875 = most americans

  • @SoBlUeNeOn Way to paint in broad brushstrokes. Do you personally know "most" Americans personally. You know 50.1% of all Americans? Alot of old people I've met in America are stupid and bigoted, but come one where the hell is your Black President? Give us a chance, alot of young Americans are open minded and accept all cultures.

  • lol i love how they think our only cops are mounties and our weather is always cold, not chirping all you americans out there, i know like.. some of you actually have a brain. Have a bit of respect for your allies.

  • Leave it to FOX News to be this obscene and ignorant. Based on the way they were talking, it seemed as if they failed to make a funny joke. It was pathetic and abysmal at best. Not all Americans are bad, but the staff at the FOX Network are pretty much all self-absorbed egotistical idiots. Some people.

  • They have no respect. They have practically butfucked everyone, and when they fall to the bottom, i would not be surprised if they get stepped on.

  • Canada is badass, I would like to go there, because it would be nice, and there hopefully wouldn't be any dumbfuck americans. I hope all the shit talking americans, live long enough to suck on the putrid wrinkly dicks of the gov. while they are being ass fucked. It's going to happen, and they will be the reason.

  • How did that war with 4 foot tall Asians go..I hear they weighed 110 pounds soaking wet..Right it was VIETNAM..U'all got your asses handed to U..little rice and rat eating she males beat your sorry asses..U ran like girly men..and WW-2..well U'll sold steel and IBM counting machines to the Germans to count those Jews they were burning. We fought for 3 years against American steel B4 the Japs Bitched slapped U'll into being men..

  • these people should be ashamed of themselves....if this was meant to be a joke it is not funny at all..............use some tact and respect the heritage of other countries

  • Is this a joke? Or are these people for real?

  • it's funny how this is coming from a "news" guys who probably NEVER faught in a war in his life. That being said I haven't either but I'm not for war

  • lololololol 3 words, free heatlh care. killing people internationally sure makes america cool.

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  • i would really like to kill them and laugh while i do it i am a fucking Canadian and this just pisses me off.

  • i would really like to fucking kill them and laugh while i do it i am a fucking Canadian and this just pisses me off.

  • i would really like to fucking kill them and laugh while i do it i am a fucking Canadian and this just pisses me off.

  • i would really like to fucking kill and chop on there fucking head and laugh while i do it i am a fucking Canadian and this just pisses me off

  • @C77200 mmm...I love cunt

    not your mama's of course...that one's dirty

  • @DAMR675

    could you fucking translate that fucking jibberish back the fuck into fucking English?

  • This is just stupid. I mean really, do these people know anything about Canada?

    "They just have mounties.."

    "It's snowing all the time..."

    Idiots, seriously.

  • Right, our cops wear red jackets and ride horse ALL the time. It's not just a ceremonial thing to commemorate its heritage.... really... I've never seen so many stupid people in one show. We are their neighbor country and they know nothing about us.

  • (we meaning the US) boycotted all Chinese and Japanese goods were we would be. I think a lot of people would be really pissed.

  • So the US is the most powerful country in the universe?

    I can find many problems with that statement.

    First of all the universe is pretty vast. There might be an alien planet 200 light years away that controls hundreds of planets 10 times as advanced as we are. second of all if you define the word "powerful" it means "the possession of controlling influence". In many cases, China and japan being some of them, there are countries that poses more "influence" over life as we know it. Just think,