DEA Official Announces Successful Drug Bust On Son's Room

[eugene4la]

WTF IS THIS ???? @BARISTASTV

[cullencam93]

You would make more money and you would stop wasting tax payers' money by jailing a person with a little bit of weed. Way to Derp government.

[cullencam93]

What ruins lives more? Going to jail for a joint? Coming home after jail 2 years later and have no job no home or getting happy and relaxed? I'd rather alcohol be illegal and weed be legal. at least I can control my self and still drive and work and do everything blazed without a problem. Fuck it let both be legal their great together :) last thing, US government? If you made weed legal and taxed it you would help the economy dumbass'!! If you did this GOV.people would be happier, you would mak

[Uub141Forever]

Best dad ever

[TheSolitaryTraveller]

this is the joke, but at the same time very much real. Which is really sad.

[jeffkabik]

I know this is fake but I also know a good friend that got 10 years for 2 joints.That was REAL,,John Sinclair

[SubHek]

i lol'd, Onion is awesome. Realistically that would have been a multi-thousand dollar operation for 45$, local police agencies actually do this shit. LOL US Gov't: 0, Common Sense: 1

[SweetPantsDad]

i wonder how many people here are stupid enough to think that this is a real story. lol

[dubesinhower]

@SweetPantsDad looking down at the other comments, i'd say there's probably a good 50% chance people believe it.

[Grenth9213]

So essentially Stephen Lovejoy used the DEA to reprimand his son?

[aus741LX]

I FUCKING hate online advertising more than ever now!

[Derax2]

NO cop is interested in the private use of marijuana... stop complaining

[xunknownx101x]

@Derax2 your statement is no where close to being correct

[ZeroRed78]

@Derax2 I've known a few people busted for private possession. Probably worse in the bible belt than most place though. Also, all users do have to deal with dealers since it's still illegal. There's plenty to complain about.

[goofy775]

@Derax2 O.o this is incredibly ignorant.. who do you think populates our prisons. Hell I personally know two people that were arrested and charged even though it was for personal use. Hell one of them was even subject to an illegal search. Luckily neither of them have it on their records anymore and they had good lawyers but they had to go through the whole process. One the guys was my cousin.. he was actually put in jail and my parents posted his bail. Also have you ever heard ofstop and frisks

[goofy775]

@Derax2 Actually you're probably just trolling anyways. No ones that dumb..

[epicmonkee]

@Derax2 That's not even remotely true.

[kelly38834]

this is just wrong!!!

[AnEmptySodaCan]

ALL THAT SHIT JUST TO BUST A KID WITH AN EIGHTH? U.S. government is absolutely stupid.

[drag4630]

LOL 3 years juvenile detention for a gram HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA

[Quarterog13]

Why the hell was there a Mitt Romney commercial before this?

[DaFleegsta]

LOL

FREE THE WEED

LEGALIZE FREEDOM

RON PAUL 2012 WOOOOOOOOOOOOT

[h0rnd0917]

I wanted to see if someone asked did swat blow up much other suspected evidence!

[bigboydubstep]

this is really good satire

[cutiepie1744594]

YOU ARE NOWHERE NEAR AS COOL AS MATTS DAD!!

wait...who the hell is that?

[BBPatterson12]

Man, tough love is pretty damn tough.

[vytisplayer]

how is this real? a press conference for 4 grams of weed? y'all need to come to canada eh?

[brokenbrainz1]

@vytisplayer This is the onion you idiot, it isn't real.

[321reball]

@vytisplayer idiot

[JoeKun10]

@vytisplayer

it's real goddamnit

[GarebearShields]

@vytisplayer you're making canadians look like idiots, please remove your comment

[Kawlinz]

@GarebearShields People commonly make comments like "OMG I can't believe this is real" specifically to get a response like "ONION IS FAKE FUBARTARD!!!!!!"

[canufi]

@GarebearShields it would be useful if youtube offered a link to the comment you are replying to, like a "parent" link so we didn't have to search through manually finding the comment you are replying to. Doesn't slashdot have something like that back in the 1990's decades ago.

[finka123456]

@GarebearShields its ok the chinease reposted an article in the onion about congress wanting a new super 20billions dollar building made of gold that could alsoshoot them into space in case of an emergency...the news bullitin said it was because congress said they were the most badass gov on eath and deserved a happpinin building.....the chinease believed that was real(or at least one paper)look it up...hes not that bad

[lilpyro396]

WOW WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKIN CUNTS WOWWWW I CANT BELIEVE THAT

[AntiRacismAndHateCom]

@lilpyro396 This is fake. By now, people should know that the onion is fake.

[anonymousman555]

@lilpyro396 Your existence is not needed.

[nickidtube]

drug war 0 US gov't 1

[nickidtube]

they spent 14 million dollars in taxpayer money in order to take down this evil scumbag. yay america.

[TheYoungbabybirdbath]

@rpiesspies it's mocking the dea and the media dumbass. they're insulting the fact that the dea always talks about big busts on the media but a majority of drug arrests are young pot smokers

[Rangerleadtheway44]

Ha something like this happened to me today..I left my agenda book in the library and a kid left zombrex medication next to it. They thought I was abusing prescription meds so they had police and everything to question me....And when they looked up zombrex it turned out it was a medication in dearising 2 to keep ur character from turning into a zombie...It was a prop toy someone had

[xdabomyox]

haha dumbasses thinkin this is real xD

[ktajcush]

ur a stupid fuck if u think this is real and u need to kill ur self

[BoredomPie]

I know its fake...but this is pretty much what the DEA does...

[ConservateEliberat0r]

FUCK THE DEA!

[iEatMinxyPeopleOMNOM]

Your kidding me right XD

[kathulu214]

lmfao funneh

[Spikeydelic]

he talks about his own son ?

[RpiesSPIES]

Am i the only one that took 6 views to realize that's his dad? Lmao. Also, i doubt this is satire saying the war on drugs is stupid, i think this is satire about a way a druggie occasionally fears he/she would be caught. Kinda like police catching you for leaving the toilet seat up.

[j1992g]

I love it when people think this is ACTUALLY REAL!!!!

Lmao!!!

C mon guys are u serious?!?!?

[vjm3]

I use the words "justice" and "inspiring" rarely, atleast without due right.

But this bust is the most inspiring form of justice I've seen in many years. I guess the government really can do something great when they put their mind to it.

[charlesthepoet2004]

DO A WEB SEARCH ON:

charles h. miranda  OR:

charlesthepoet2003

THANKS.

[montverdechode]

the onion rules

[trapiz0305]

ARE YOU FUCKEN SERIOUS ALL THAT MONEY WAS SPENT TO FUCKEN CONFISCATE A 8th of mids.. THIS IS BULLSHIT! I really cannot believe this !!!

[LighterOfDewbies]

Not as cool as Ben's dad lol

[1494017271]

its making fun of how stupid the war on drugs is

[chafeboy]

the onion news network... its a JOKE guys

[eelnomtih]

This one is particularly awesome

[makeitmondos]

Blitzer covered this story as well

[herbprophet]

This is real? HAHAHAHAHA

[FinalTensh0]

FUCK THE DEA, NAZI THUGS! THEY ARE WORTHLESS BRANCH OF GOVERNMENT TATTLETALES!

[MegaRollerblade]

lol

[udav444]

We didn't mean to mess up Matt's poster.

LoL. No words just LoL.

[Warmsprite1w]

The onion news is a joke!

[dfshjb44]

I was thinking that this was an April fools joke by C-SPAN, until I realized that it was The Onion. Then I laughed heartily.

[thedriftmc]

I'm amazed that all the people posting below (except one) don't know The Onion, or the fact it's been the best News PARODY since I can remember. This is the real news, because official media IS A JOKE. And so is the DEA.

[ATENakaATON]

lol this is not real, chill people. Although the DEA are all a bunch of scumbags.

[blackrogue6]

omfg this is amazing

[Thomasquwack]

@blackrogue6 It is its the Onion!!

[playa9376]

THIS IS GOT TO BE A F*CKING JOKE!!!!! 

[andriolo10tricolor]

wait is this reall??

[theral056]

this is genius! GENIUS IS SAY! I love it :D

[kyoukan102]

I feel so sorry for that kid... his dad being a DEA Task Force Leader.

[mihow23]

this pretty much sums up the War on Drugs, haha

[MrWeedplant]

Lol this is so funny rofl, but it's fake for anyone who deosn't know lol.

[kun1212alwaysFLY]

hahaha that's just so fucking wrong!!!!!!!!

[MoShWiThMe1]

lmfao and 1/8 lol

[R0CKNR01143V3R]

C-Span bores me to death and so does this. Even though this is funny.

[tamaskrisztian]

i understand them there is no time and money and gov support for the ones who still don`t wanted to know how much police officer border agnet and other soldiers died to stop all these and have a peace full life for the next and previous generation ... cheer`s support the police state ... :DDD

[TheRealMcSqweebs]

This is a joke right?



[TheStankyGreen]

publicity stunt much?

[TheStankyGreen]

@TheStankyGreen oh didnt realize was the onion havent even seen the vid yet lol :P

[iwuzherematt]

@doomsword86

wtf r u talking about dude... I live in Connecticut and paraphernalia is perfectly legal, theres mad smoke shops... however, the word "bong" denote illegal marijuana smoking, thus making them illegal. Tommy Chong would have been good if he didn't refer to the "Tobacco waterpipes ;)" as bongs

but regardless... fuck the governement, REVOLUTIONNNN

[AntaresBFJX]

haha love how it really shows how useless goverment is

[ChordAbsolute]

he reminds me of my mum

[Eydunmortensen]

this is bullshit, has to be

[NorteXIV813]

to every one asking is this real.. yes, it is entirely true.

[KKillaJ]

@NorteXIV813 it is fake (story) but yes it is true at the same time (general idea of the dea being fucking crazy and illogical about marijuana) the dea is fucked up this actualy has a great political message in it

[ken145]

I pay 30$ for eighths rofl go canada.

These guys went a little over kill

[420Killuminati420]

3.5 grams for $45???

Franklin is cheap!

[divertdea]

seriously, this is what we pay them to do??? how about stopping the flow of drugs coming through our borders instead of concentrating on American Citizens and American doctors and Patients, this has to end.

[steauarak]

@divertdea Na dude, the onion did the right thing

[kyrarmadillo]

@1dbeall baked right now and could not agree more

[kyrarmadillo]

$45.... where are you getting your weed from!?

[ps3n10]

Damn I thought this was for real then looked and saw "The Onion". I was like dammn.

[PaintballN420]

@gingepunk its fakr bro hahahahahaha

[drag4630]

damnn that nihgga ghot husteldd ge payde wjayt to mucgghg

[jakedaman33]

Anybody else catch the pun at 0:18 ? hahahaha :p

[SirDrMr]

@jakedaman33 joint .lawl.

[DeadlyGrim]

@jakedaman33 That's ... not a pun.

[LadyMelody420]

Haha love the ecstasy thing x)

[tastythighs180]

who the fuck calls that an eighth?

[charlesvan13]

$45 for 1/8 ounce of marijuana?

That's an awfully steep price.

[danielyaa5]

@charlesvan13 its supposed to be plus the price of the pipe and stuff

[lolsebasstian]

@danielyaa5 no, i'm pretty sure weed over there is just more expensive.

[TheJackiscool]

im oj da juiceman and im always like AYE!

[FreshAsHell]

LOL thats good humor

[Dawitness11]

JESUS SAVES!

[moviesforrandy]

yea the drug war is a total waste.

[ripousse]

Fake news... I just dont get it.. could someone explain..

Who listens to fake news ?

[chachies]

@ripousse People listen/watch "fake news" because it's funny. =P

[ThatRandomGuy666]

Fuck it. I am so joining the DEA and hope my son do drugs. That'd be an excellent way to teach him a lesson, and hilarious, too.

[coshyno]

45 dollars ?!?!?!?!? i pay 25$ and i get top quality shit

[Daladier70]

@coshyno wish i was as cool as you.

[coshyno]

@Daladier70 i know im so fucking cool huh ?lmfao.

[fnog9]

I think it would have been funnier if they said the eight of an ounce of weed was worth 45 million dollars.

[GuruPremierGangStarr]

HOLY SHIT, an 8TH OUNCE OF WEED?!?!!

[ConstantC4]

well wouldn't the world be better like this?

[henshinman]

@StopTheWarOnDrugs1 oh god are people that stupid that you have to point that out

[Rangerleadtheway44]

shit thought this was real

[brownbear696969]

Hahahahahahah street value of $45 also broke down the door with a battering ram

[MrLittletomdj]

I can't believe some of you think this might be real.. IDIOTS!

[Frytson423]

this must be a joke hehehe

"extasy which turned out to be little candies"

LOL

[jimmyreef1]

Is this serious???

[twittertwat08]

@jimmyreef1 oh yeah dumbass

[rockisd3d]

people who question if this is real or not should not be allowed to breed... Bloody hilarious tho! Love the Onion!

[stratman06]

tinyurl com 3355rqz

[notanoob3000]

fake and gay

[4funzDOTcom]

@notanoob3000

U sure? it looks real to me.

[DatBoyGriff]

@notanoob3000 GOOD JOB DETECTIVE!

[sparkloweb]

The shameful truth is that millions of people like this guy actually exist.

[yokey0ma0bob]

Onion news network are a group that MAKE fake news bulletins and reports. This is quite fun though thumbs up for reals!

[903kylepetty]

NO WAY THIS IS REAL. BUT IF IT IS. BAHAHAHA.

FRANKLIN AIN'T DO SHIT , YO. AND MATTS DAD IS A RAGING HOMO.

[themorondetector]

@903kylepetty

Moron Detected

[ItZJKT]

what a fuckin joke

[Nonfixion80]

The dea are worthless facist scum

[Ghettobusters2]

It could be about Eden North Carolina. So close to the cops there.

[66jamie99]

I'm honestly flabbergasted.

I can't think of a word to describe what I just saw.

=] <---- That's my face before the video.

O.o <---- This is it after.

[asus3571]

@66jamie99 dude its fake

[underlordgc]

am i the only 1 who accidentally pressed the statistics button and noticed almost every country is a little green except for most of Africa and Peru? stupid Prussins need to learn comedy

[youztuber5000]

@underlordgc Peruvians...... stupid Peruvians. Stupid.

[rangerfox532]

Is this a joke?

[JamX3K]

@rangerfox532 It is.

[youztuber5000]

@rangerfox532 NO IT'S REAL!!!!!!

[poweroftheglory]

Well, technically speaking George Washington wasn't the first President of the United States.

[yavin99]

thank god the streets are safe again

[assholymfer]

it's f***ing hilarious ,why get pissed at awesome fake news they have the right idea.

[Elementjon5]

sorry matt

[Davisrullzs]

I cant believe there are actual people who believe this is real. No, really. there is no future for the human kind until we can get rid of those failures.

[underlordgc]

@Davisrullzs WAIT THE ONION NEWS IS FAKE!!?!??! QUICK CALL THE COPS!!!!!

[MrLovefile]

i love it! so funny,can't believe people fight as think real lmao!

[MrLovefile]

i love it! so funny,

[fucctheworld09]

i have that pipe

[xxo0austin0oxx]

Legalize Pot! Fuck the Police!

[collegekid805]

i cant believe people think that weed is worse than alcohol and drugs. all those commercials on the tv are lies because the alcohol indusrty and the tabacco industry supports them so that a new market like the cannibis business doesnt open up. In the end, its all business.

[LegalizeKush]

is this real?? because it seems to me its face by the look of the video and some of the things hes saying... but... funny and shows the real side of the DEA

[MEGABOINK65]

@LegalizeKush FAKE

[caldodecanna]

good thing the DEA caught the kid.. geez, 1/8th of an ouce! the kid could've overdosed with that amount!

ROFL

[terric2]

too true

[same597]

wtf hahah dea caught a kid  with 2 grams goooooooooooooooooooodddddddd job

[oskarposkarr]

I will subscribe now hahaahah!

[oskarposkarr]

Best movie today! tums up!

[Dr6perc]

This is amazing

[jncvlls]

hilarious

[neonaction]

basically shows how useless and pointless anti-drug law is...