The Office Learn Your Rules Dwight *BEST QUALITY*

[iknowmymemes]

0:16 My message to SOPA. They didn't learn "Never shut the internet down."

[mangachick724]

And this song is why my children will know rules...

[mbodude2012]

What is he looking at off to his left?

[xmenprince]

@mbodude2012 He is looking to Andy

[ErangaKM]

I bet his rule 34 is same as the one we know.

[c1nico]

I think this is my favorite Dwight Schrute clip ever.

[XxApath3t1cem0xX]

i feel like uploading a better quality of this since this is the "Best quality" and it sucks...

[toiletscrubbr]

best video response to anything...ever

[gbrandt2]

everyone better know the rules

[songmania10]

My English teacher showed this to us and I laughed SO hard!!!

[JiggleSmax]

6 people haven't learned their rules.

[shadic565]

I sing this to myself while hanging out in my room.

[GilbertCash]

lol I just saw this on tv and had to see it again

[oliveyouman96]

"my fathers name was Dwight schrute, my grandfathers name was dwight schrute, his fathers name was Dwight schrute, his fathers name was dwide schrude he was Amish. -Dwight schrute.

[2608adrian]

is just me, or everyones youtube player stops about 2-3 seconds before the end of a clip and shows thumbnails ??

[bqureshi21]

6 people didn't learn their rules.

[hobojakobo]

i'll bet dwight's father or grandfather was a nazi

[PostalAvian]

@hobojakobo ha i think he mentioned that in some episode before!

[TimSchohdesmoines]

@hobojakobo

His mother was Gloria Allred

[bigfatyetiman]

haha pressing 9 is the creepiest face ever....

[NateMorris107]

If you press 4 and 5 multiple times he sounds like a german

[liilypilly]

what episode is this:)?

[missdeathknight13579]

6 ppl were eaten in their sleep: those jerks didnt learn their rules!'

[MystiK570]

Being from Scranton Myself, I apply Rule 17 on a daily bases. I learned my rules. I learned my rules, Because If I didnt i would be eattin in my sleep. RAAWR!

[AfrojacX]

D8

[AgentSmith1O1]

if u look carefully he is reading that little poem out .....you can see his eyes move left and right :D

[chargerfan333]

if you look closely at his eyes he seems to be looking to the right (his left) every coupl of seconds

[clipobserver]

I have my own final lyric "If Don't Andy will run over you, OUCH!!!!"

[mccoryaaa]

I was onced shunned by my familey from age 4 to 7 for not saving the excess oil out of a tuna can

[eileeen88]

bahahahahaha!!!!

[DargetaZ]

Like if you saw this on amv hell.

[meetdiamond]

i wish i knew a dwight. but i wouldn't want to work with one

[BadYoshi100]

This and the "Well well well how the turn tables have...." always cracks me up

[missprettyprez]

@BadYoshi100 Thats my life right there ....

[KierMarProductions]

Rofl one of my favorite clips ever!(: along with Michael's "Bros Before Hoes" speech

[MsParamorelover2011]

This is awesome!

...learn your rules...you better learn your rules...if you don't you'll be eaten in your sleep...

I laughed so hard.......

[criticalpuppets]

5 people didnt learn their rules.

[MrJpswagz]

creepy song of rules lmao

[ElMa1788]

Dwight is one of the best characters on TV. It's awesome how the writers have managed to make someone who is so serious and set in his ways to be one of the goofiest and funniest characters.

[Bluebeast692]

How r u suppose to learn 40 rules before the age of 5?

[themanwithnonose]

5 people didn't learn their rules

[ScheinMixes]

this is my ringtone

[playram1]

Best quality my ass.

[rher08]

@playram1 not the worst though

don't be so picky..

[PutUpOrShutUp221]

eaten in your sleep *NOMS*

[dirntsmoshgirl]

@miiiikku he sings in German in the episode where he and Andy sing country roads

[posada432]

it should be "eaten by a goat"

[gunnarz2006]

@posada432 whenever i sing this it always comes out as goat xD

[Hethrin]

5 people got eaten in their sleep.

[Ellenberg88]

5 people dont know their rules

[TheBeatlesHEYJUDE7]

Really makes you curious as to what it would be like at the Shrute household

[tchrjonas]

Rainn Wilson is so gifted. Notice how he subtly changes his facial expressions as he sings. Hilarious!

[tchrjonas]

I love Dwight

[lucaswilliams109]

rofl

[degenvf]

this is really funny hahahaa

[bazziz]

HOW THE FUCK CAN PEOPLE DISLIKE THIS!

[CanidaeCrazy]

@bazziz Bad childhood, perhaps? ;) I don't know--what's the excuse?!

[SunspotTV]

@bazziz Seriously! This is hilarious! lol

[TGIFridayy]

@bazziz They didn't learn their rules, obviously.

[miiiikku]

He should had done this song in German. He just claims to know German but never uses it, not even when quoting something from his childhood.

[somethinrather]

@miiiikku he has used it

[koolcuttyanoop152]

dammit I haven't learned my rules...

how will I fall asleep tonight knowing that I'll be eaten?

[JustPuppyLuv]

Haha...today I woke up with this song stuck in my head and was singing it quietly all day. I got some, uh..looks.

[thebigjones101]

I am going to have bad dreams tonight-

[TheInFormer500]

i would love to see an episode with all the schrutes and they should make an entire empire of farms where all the schrutes are on haahhaahahhahaah

[aboutashow]

Lol, watching this while watching the Office, I love Dwight!

[Shenlung67]

You'll be eaten in your sleep. . .holy crap. His parents are very straightforward!

[ushockey08]

Dwight Schrute looks like Jeffrey Dahmer

[alexis56781]

Hahaha!! i love Dwight! even though he is very conceited, over powering and mean. He's still one of my favorites=)

[Supaduck0]

There are so many legendary dwight moments

[MitzukiRose16]

Hahahaha i can't stop watching this!

[robyrob78]

schrute boys!

[bbbriannarox]

Ha ha ha i waz singing this the whole day at school and peoplr were staring XD

[MitzukiRose16]

Haha I'm going to do that now. :)

[Rehpot024]

They can totally make a separate of Schrute Farms

[Cheezburger100]

they should make an episode where they show Dwights Childhood xD

[IPawnt]

@Cheezburger100 I wanna do you.

[IPawnt]

@Cheezburger100 mmm...cheezburgers...

[09011994]

@Cheezburger100 oh god, lmao....

[CoachAsmono]

@Cheezburger100 Brilliant. I hope one day they will do this.

[Cheezburger100]

@CoachAsmono me too!!

[sidinator3000]

@Cheezburger100

Heck, they should make a whole t.v. series about Dwight' childhood.

[Neenja000kupkeakz]

@Cheezburger100 They could make an entire TV series about Dwight's childhood

[friends4life217]

@Cheezburger100 ....you should contact someone about that. But I bet the writers have been working on an episode like that, but know that we would expect so much of it that they don't want to disappoint us.

I think they should also make an episode where we see some of the characters' first day at The Office.

...yes it IS an excuse to bring Steve Carell on for another episode :D

[MEYERS3000]

@friends4life217 That would be a fantastic series finale. Not sure how it would work in the documentary format, but a great idea nonetheless.

[oliveyouman96]

@Cheezburger100 you are a genius.

[Cheezburger100]

@oliveyouman96 Ha, Yes I am. Thank you.

[clipobserver]

How about if you don't you'll be run over by Andy, ouch.

[CanidaeCrazy]

I disagree with MicroStudiosChannel. Come on, how could you leave out Michael?! Personally, I think there are few people that could be dropped from the show and leave no effect on the general Office "feel." The Jam thing is getting old with me, personally, esp. since Pam seems like a different person since Season 4.

[MRKfancypants]

Exactly. They are so annoying now. I miss season 2,3, and 4. They were the best! And a lot funnier.

[CanidaeCrazy]

@MRKfancypants So true, unfortunately. :(

[golfer2301]

lol

[FOBat182]

I wish I grew up with Dwight.

[SkillingFTW]

I can't find the best dwight scene anywhere!! It's where he talks about how he worked on the beat fields all day long as a child. It's so goddamn funny, ugh, where is it?!?!

[blackocatfrog]

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[durling64]

love this episode

[scerpalman1]

Dwight MAKES the Office

[MicroStudiosChannel]

well... Dwight + Jim + Pam MAKES The Office

[Medsas]

no its obv. Creed who makes the office

[PossiblyInsane33]

Don't turn your back on bears, men you have wronged, or the dominant turkey during mating season.

[ArildIII]

Season 5, Episode 11, The Duel.

[goodguynow]

hahaha...love it

[SmartGuy212121]

Omg it's sooo funny .. i can't stop laughing at this.

[miki0096]

Hahaa I <3 the office!!

[TreCoolForPrez2008]

Learn your rules, You better learn your rules! If you don't, you'll be eaten in your sleep! *chomp!*

=D

[nocturnalanonymous]

It's moments like this that make me wonder how people can sit and film this and not crack up. Hahah.

[dprn2901]

i think in some bloopers u see the actors try so hard not laff at their own lines...

[kyle4thenight]

@nocturnalanonymous They do! Have you ever seen the outtakes? The crew ruins a scene more often than the actors.

[Koda924]

@nocturnalanonymous By doing 74 takes.

[dustyjuiceboy]

@nocturnalanonymous

simple, they dont!

(watch the blooper/gag reel)

[AlexAmerling19]

chomp!

[Aeiglos]

I love that eated sound he makes at the end...lol!

[couturegal11]

oh my god this is classic dwight!!! its in the same category as this from season

3's safety training:

Dwight: (Confessional) Yes, I have decided to shun Andy Bernard for the next three years... which I'm looking forward to. It's an Amish technique; it's like slapping someone with silence. I was shunned from the age of four until my sixth birthday, for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna.

[KingLeon1daz]

In Take Your Daughter to Work Dwight reads "Cautionary Tales for Kids" to the kids about a guy who finds little girls who suck their thumbs and cuts them clean off with scissors. Michael says they don't want to hear some book your Nazi grandma read to you. Then Toby's little girl asks "What's a Nazi?" Then Dwight starts talking about Nazis and Michael yells at him.

"But I was gonna teach them how to make cornhusk dolls."

Merideth's kid yells Bye Mr. Poop!

Michael says Yes, there goes Mr. Poop.

[msane4XX]

What season is this?

[antmxD]

season 5

[msane4XX]

Thanks. Dang.. I wonder what season 6 is gonna be like.

[kero110]

I spit out my food laughing over this.

[Igloojags18]

so funny and very good quality

[yankee217]

its not ahh its a chomp

[catrachamari]

hahaha omfg aaahhh!

[CrazedEdwardCullen]

this is so flippen funny