Max's Interpretive Book Project - Blake Kelly

[EmpressAli8]

"so she was pretty bummed, but she Did feel better" !!!! omg. So flippin' hilarious. i *love* Max's project :-D

[girlofglor]

My take on the story

Once upon a time, there was this guy named Brian who had this long curly black hair that made him look REALLY unattractive. He wore this green necktie all the time and he sometimes got really nervous and put it in his mouth. He loved duck tape and always carried it in his pocket. Then one day he was watching the stairs... and then.... he saw a sponge flying through the air and it spoke to him and said... THE ROYAL STAR PRINCESS HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED!!!

[girlofglor]

HER MOTHER THE QUEEN IS DEVASTATED! Brian asked what happened to the king? and the sponge was like, oh yeah well the king gave the queen a pearl necklace and he wrote a note to the queen that said, I love you Mandy. But the queens name is Madeline so she grabbed him by his beard and threw him to the royal candy cane stripped dogs. But anyways, the royal candy cane dogs kidnapped the princess whose name is Tina and she can't pronounce T's!!! Brian was like WOAH! I can't pronounce B's!!!

[girlofglor]

So he decided that this meant he should marry the princess so he hopped on his bike and wore this super ugly pink jacket so it would distract the dogs and he bought the princess a pretty necklace and put it in this orange bag, and then he took this candy that made him and his bike float upwards

[girlofglor]

and he pulled out a burning candle so it wouldn't get dark. then he got to the castle and took out a twig from his shopping bag and threw it and the dogs went after it and then the princess and him got married and lived semi-happily ever after. Oh and Brian shaved his hair off :)

[thatonecoolkiddo]

BEST. STORY. EVER.

=D

[XxMeepNucleerxX]

Blake I love you.

"Because they're so inbred."

[docintex]

"riding around in really ugly pink coats" HA!

[flowergirlbecca]

it made her grow a moustache and a beard.. LOL

[419dana]

"it's a disease that only royalty gets because they're so inbred, they get hemophilia and they also get this disease that would make you throw up green."

[lainrosier]

"They changed the name to Twig disease to make it easier to remember" Thats easier to remember for sure. XD

[strawberryxblonde]

because theyre so imbred? haha

[MarcellaEmille]

AHAHAHA but at least she has a pretty promising career via bearded ladydom, eh?

[liverpool7592]

lol weird but funny haha

[getupoutmyfacebiotch]

hahahahhahaahhaa