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  • that's cool!

  • Hahaha that's so stupid.

  • Fuck yuh ninja turtles high til I die

  • Talking turtles, pizza and free drugs.

    . . . I miss the old days.

  • Drug dealers are dorks... Don't even talk to them! Lol

  • Wow, I need to do some marijuana.

  • that was the gayest thing i have ever seen

  • Yeah', I remember this ad from back in the day. It is just some cheap, edited cash in on the Ninja Turtles fame. They knew kids loved 'em, so why not push an anti-pot ad on 'em too.

    The sad thing is ad's like this seemed to have gotten worse over the years. Now they're just over the top!

  • @HazaaWool smoked yourself retarded...

  • funny how the like/dislike bar looks like a blunt

  • ...

    It's terrible PSAs like this that make me want to smoke five joints at once just out of spite.

  • What year is this from?

  • This video really convinced me to not smoke marijuana. To celebrate I'm going to the 7/11 I live right next to to buy a six pack of malt liquor and drink it all in less than an hour. This way I can live drug free.

  • Well... the only thing i've understand from this advert is to Smoke joint, eat pizza and watch Mutant Ninja Turtles?

  • was he giving away joints? damn some good spliffs man

    mikey is right get a pizza. damn the 90s were distorted

  • thats pretty good rolling for an 11 year old

  • @Domchilled fuckin amazing comment i was gonna mention the green ninja turtle ecstasy tablets. ive taken them before they are very potent.

  • @XxxxsampsonxxxX

    Careful or you'll have the anti-drugs brigade commenters on this video after you...

  • Bake the teacher and the pot into the pizza.

  • I aint no chicken you jive ass turkey!!

  • I dont think five year olds could get weed

  • I remembthis when I was a kid

  • i wouldn't take those joints either if they were rolled like that.

  • Regardless of what choice the kid makes, he WILL be eating a pizza.

  • LOLWUT? Drugs R KOOL, man! FUK DOES ninju turTLES! I DO drugs!

    Losers.

  • @SpookyHelder Mhmmm somebody has issues. Real smart to tell the world you do drugs dumbass.

  • @MakaAlbarnChan I thought I was being obvious in my mocking the other people who've posted on here saying similar things, but I guess not. I was making fun of drug-users. I am not a drug-user.

  • @SpookyHelder Oh sorry....i'm really against drugs, so i usually take things like that seriously, but if your kidding i guess thats okay...sorry for the bother then...

  • @MakaAlbarnChan No worries.

  • Tell a teacher!

    Yeah, and get labeled as a snitch and get his ass beat.

    Then have the other kid go to juvi.

    Telling on people isn't always the best solution, you're just gonna make things worse for youself.

  • YOUR A TURKEY!

  • cowabullshit.

  • I'm not chicken, you're a turkey.

    *slams locker then brushes past him*

    OWNED.

  • i would of took the offer LOL

  • @travisayres1995

    You would HAVE TAKEN the offer.

    I would have, too...

  • Do drugs, and shredder will rape your mom!

  • i lost it when he said ur a turkey XD

  • They forgot the part where the "drug dealer" breaks his legs for calling him a turkey.

  • I'm not chicken, you're a turkey!

  • Anyone else watching this while high?

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  • Get high and eat pizza Mikey's a fucking genius

  • @Mattraction513

    yep. lol 

  • "I'M NOT A CHICKEN. YOU'RE A TURKEY!"

    "What?"

  • FUCK YA GET A PIZZA!

  • Omg, I remember this. Lmao.

  • but pizza tastes even better when youre high

  • the kid looks as if hes at most 10, what 10 year olds do you know have access to weed and are lighting a joint to alleviate the pain of learning fractions? and in all honesty the actors that voiced the ninja turtles were probably huge stoners

  • @brownguy903 the ones with social issues, and the ones who live in hell for homes.. Kids probably get raped or other things and then they dive into drugs eventually. Not all the time, but some do

  • I like mikes idea .....get a pizza

  • he was offering him a free spliff how could that be more harm than downing some vodka and some really bad shit happening

  • wwwhhhhhaaattt???

  • smoke up then eat pizza

  • How old are those kids?!?!

  • A FREIND WITH WEED IS A FREIND IN DEED NOT A FUCKING TURKEY!!

  • TURKEY!!

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  • i think it would be pretty effective...but they promote not talking to dorks

  • I remember TMNT. This commerical is from 1990 and i was born 1991 proud to be a 90's kid.

  • I would've gotten a pizza.

  • a 10 year old offering a 8 year old drugs with a chicken tease. America these days...

  • "Get a pizza!"

    "Get Real! He's gotta save that for after he smokes!"

  • I'm way faded and this almost seems like it was made for tokers. KAWABONGA!!

  • Why did Raphael sound like Mikey when he said "Excellent!" He must've had a hit of the green stuff right before filming this.

  • PSA's in the US happen from someone famous getting caught - and part of their sentence is to make a PSA - im curious on what kind of crap happened with the turtles (and I love turtles) - to make them as cartoons get forced into a crappy PSA....

    Not sure if I want to know...

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  • you get the pizza AFTER you smoke the weed! lol!

  • This is so not realistic, little kids don't smoke weed. They should have been high school students; MUCH more realistic.

  • how can that kid say no to free pot that dumb ass

  • He should have gotten a pizza, he would have been pretty hungry afterwards.

  • I used to love the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and you can't tell me that Michelangelo wasn't a pothead. He was the first one to suggest to "get a pizza." If that's not a pothead suggestion, I don't know what is...

  • So,four giant turtles are going to tell YOU not to smoke pot?FREE pot?!?

  • Don't call drug dealers dorks they have feelings too :,(

  • "I'M NOT A CHICKEN! YOU'RE A TURKEY!!"

    .....A fail insult to be sure.

  • lol@Reagan era

  • OMFG THE MEMORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • Its hash pizza

  • Pizzas > Drugs

  • those are some long-ass joints.

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  • racist against dorks - assholes

  • since when do fourth graders smoke weed?

  • PIZZA, P I Z Z A, PIZZA

  • Those kids are already stoned, they're talking to their fucking TV

  • lol Michelangelo is high as a kite... "just say... wait... what? oh yeah... just say, like, no..."

  • I vote get a pizza

  • @orkid682 Want to know what else is a drug? Ibprofuen. Want to know what else is a drug? Alcohol. Want to know what else is a drug? The cure for polio.

  • @orkid682 Apparently your profile says you're thirty. Grow the fuck up and act like it.

  • @orkid682 Are you fucking stupid? Yes driving stoned is a bad idea for inexperienced users, after building up a tolerance to it's depth perception fluctuation it's the same as driving sober. You're going to compare a substance that kills millions of people a year and causes many diseases to a harmless substance? Also, no dipshit, driving stoned ISN'T worse than driving drunk. There aren't thousands of people dying each month from stoned driving. it's not illegal to drive stoned.

  • @orkid682 Marijuana isn't nearly as dangerous as alcohol.

  • "I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey!"

    *Cosmic epicness*

    My god, that was cosmic.

  • But my best friend is a drug dealer. What should I do Leo?

  • They says dorks like it is a bad thing. T-T

  • I THOUGHT that kid that ran up him to him was gonna be a bully and make him smoke it or something but no? He seemed like

    A best friend to me...

  • OMFG!!! what a fucking badass comeback!!1

  • how childish can everyone commenting on this video be drugs are dangerous how can you snear at this you all are total dumb ass morons if you think that this psa is funny

  • @678BUMPERLOVER Right. Drugs are dangerous. Just compare the zero fatalities and overdoses associated with pot to the hundreds of millions of Americans who are obese and die of heart disease from eating way too much pizza, all the kids who've been hurt "imitating" the Turtles, the gratuitous amount of killings at the hands of those weapons over the years...

    Wait, I'm not making your point very well, am I?

    Oh, right! That's because you're retarded!

    Learn to write. It's called punctuation. Tard.

  • @678BUMPERLOVER

    Have a sense of humour jackass. That said marijuana isn't that dangerous. You american turd.

  • The turtles should do this anti pot ad while openly drinking hard liquor

  • Of all the bad drugs there are out there they make ads about Marijuana?

  • Lmao look at Mike at the end. He's like "woah.....what?...where am I? Duuude..."

  • Im not a chicken, you're a turkey

  • i always loved this commercial and still love it

  • unlike Joey, Nickelodeon took the marijuana & is making the new TMNT series

  • who says no to free weed

  • If you randomly start seeing tall turtles walking on two legs - It's already waaay too late to say 'no' ...

  • I have a poster of the ninja turtles that says "Say no to drugs, say yes to pizza". What if the pizza has drugs in it?

  • fuck pizza, i want brownies

  • kids not a dealer, he was just asking his mate if he wants to smoke up with him. That's a good friend

  • @50centgotshot9times

    Yah, cuz good friends want you to ruin your life. Are you serious? Do some research, there's a reason it's illegal. Actually, there are a lot of reasons.

  • @AngelFluttershy767 ...like?

    I'm not saying that kids should have it, but there's no reason for it to be illegal.

  • @AngelFluttershy767 nice trolling bro

    

  • @AngelFluttershy767 what the hell are you taking about? research? don't make me laugh...you are ignorant!

  • Those are the worst joints I've ever seen. And since when does any drug user or dealer in existence try to coerce others into taking their drugs for free?

  • 30 years ago the coolest 90's show was anti drug and kids then, and now still get hooked on pot... we americans are a bunch of persistant fucks arnt we? haha

  • Yeah right! You can't tell me that the turtles never lit one up themselves. lol

  • the pizza is for the munchies. plus rich white kids dont sell pot. all my dealers are black or hispanic

  • 12 year olds giving weed to 8 year old.

    Oh 90's.

  • The truth of this is that the Turtles were paid a lot to do this. Even though it went against their morals, they spent all of the money on weed and shrooms. Afterwards, everybody had a joint, a hit of acid, and a good laugh. The end.

  • "im not a chicken your a turkey!" WHAT THE FUCK!?

  • that kid probably rolled up a joint of Oregano.

  • The kid trying to give him free weed is supposed to be the school bully? Sounds like a best friend to me!

  • @TheLazyFrodo lmao u stole my comment!

  • kid:Im not a chicken your a turd.

  • "Drug dealers are dorks, don't even talk to them!" Since when am I a drug dealer?!

  • WOA deja vu

  • May I quote the Nostalgia Critic: The bully felt so insulted by the kid's amazing comeback that he locked HIMSELF in a locker and hanged himself with his own backpack strings.

  • OMG! I fucking remembered this commercial. =D Loled so hard.

  • Ah I wish random people came up to me and gave me weed. I'd never have to buy that shit again...

  • The bully must have been high to offer weed to him out in the open.

  • i will never smoke another joint again...

  • Say no to drugs, say Yes to tacos!

  • I'm not a chicken your a turkey! LMAO

  • You jive turkey.

  • Get high, then get the pizza

  • LOL real bullies in school never act like that!!!!!! ahhhhahahhaha

  • you get the pizza after you say yes to marijuana

  • those look like the worst roll zoots ive ever seen! fatten them niggaz up

  • this was so fucking funny, I cant explain how I actually forgot to laugh

  • I wish bullies handed out joints to me. :(

  • When it comes to drug dealers, don't even TAAAAAAAALK-TO-'EM!

  • yes get a pizza dammit, kill the munchies !!!!

  • @ALB3RT1214 Did he live

  • I'm a very high nerd right now and what is this, then? Unrelated: the documentary 'How Weed Won The West' is pretty awesome, among the best I've seen. Most of you should probably check it out.

  • america is on steroids.

  • those are some weak-ass looking joints

  • A 7 year old drug dealer. Right

  • @MrMaryJanes lmao i said the same thing

  • i am so fucking high these turtles are talking

  • hmmm put i wonder the guy who came up with the turtles, what was he on??

  • your a turkey no one would ever say that.

  • your a turkey, worst insult ever

  • So don't talk to dorks? Discriminate against dorks? Gotcha. Also include nerds with that.

  • after he smokes some of that weed hes gonna go, damn i shoulda got that pizza, thanks d'angelo

  • Thumbs up if you think Michaelangelo would have smoke the weed and ate the pizza.

  • first of all, theyre like 6 years old, second, ninja turtles are faggot ass pussies, and third, im not chicken, your a turkey??? wtf is that??? btw you know what joey should do? smoke a spliff to loosen up n get that sand outta his pussy...

  • @illman300 Dude what are you saying. You are only a few years younger than me and EVERY kid backin the day watch TMNT so don't even say that shit because you loved them as much as every other kid.

    "I'm not a a chicken, you're a turkey!" is by far the funniest fucking lone ever!

  • @Egryn yeah a few years is kinda a lot at this age, like i was 13 when i started smokin, few years younger could even be 8...and the guy offerin the weed looks 10 and the other guy like 7 at most...and nah i never liked tmnt...maybe it was cuz it was voiced over into my language which sounds really funny and like people with really funny voices did it...and the only way you thought that line was funny was if you was high

  • @illman300 Actually I think that line is funny because it is so retarded. I laughed at that loser kid when I was a kid too. I started to smoke it at 18 and I am a full advocate for the legalization of it.

    What language is your native tongue? In English, the original series is pretty good still. Granted the PSA features children that are at the most 10 years old but that is what all American anti-drug commercials did. IT was to try to get the children to relate to the situation.

  • @Egryn for real they shouldnt be tryna reach childer, but instead teenagers who are just starting puberty, and also i think the sport against drugs competitions are bullshit, ive been winning the basketball competitions for years and even competed high lol...really even nba and nfl players get high...my mother is from serbia but i live in slovenia and my father is from here so my mother tongue is slovenian, but i always been an a+ student in english and won school contests before

  • @illman300 That is what I think is funny about the entire campaign. Remember the Olympic gold-medalist snowboarder who lost it because he was high at the time of the competition? Imagine what would have happened if he was sober! Also a Swedish (or Swiss) study back in 2006 showed that student who smoked weed were more likely score high on test and showed a higher level of social skills then those who just smoked tobacco or didn't smoke at all. This crusade is just a waste of time and energy!!!

  • @Egryn yeah, and what pissed me off is when they found phelps smokin weed and treated him like hes a fuckin criminal or cheated or somethin, he won 8 fuckin gold medals at 1 olympic tournament, thats a record, and they still think you cant be succesful if you smoke weed??? and theres tons of rich people who smoked weed, me myself im workin on a rap career i can say my best live performances come under the influence, and i get a lot more ideas when im high...

  • @illman300 I hear ya on that. But you have to agree with the counsel. I mean obviously being high means that you are completely and utterly useless to the world and can't even function let alone be the best at something. People are fucking retarded. I used to train in karate and went to class everyday high. It means something when your sensei tell you in front of the entire class that you were his favorite to watch train. It means even more when the class knows you are high when he says it.

  • @Egryn lol yeah, that mustve been a hyperactive high, my second favorite xDD...but i used to train basketball and went to practice high once, i almost dehydrated but i wasnt tired at all though...and i dont like when people treat you like the lowest of society cuz you do weed, but what pisses me the most is like when my mom found out, i told her its nothin to worry about but went on how that leads to heroin and she knows people who do it, man if one guy did it dont mean everybody is that stupid

  • @illman300 Oh I love the "Gateway Defense". I dated one girl whose grandmother would tell this story of how she knew this one girl and how one night she disappeared after this party. When they finally found her she was in the psyche ward because she smoked weed ONE TIME... and was never the same again.

    A friend tried pulling that with me and how her friend ended up doing meth. I asked what her environment was like and my friend said, a little abashed, that the girl's mom did meth too.

  • @Egryn hahahaha, thats the biggest bullshit i have ever heard in my life...but yeah i get you, weed has that same effect on me, depends tho if im at a party or smokin home alone...but yeah i guess thats how the wu tang clan was formed haha...nah im just kiddin, i used to train tae kwon do when i was a kid, was actually a state champ but that was before i smoked weed tho...and on that earlier topic, i used to be addicted to pcp cuz i didnt know my friend sprayed the weed, so i know what its like.

  • @illman300 Oh I know that Weed can get laced. I have had it laced with coke and Acid. All it did was teach me the lesson that I need to trust my dealer and know who I am going through.

    I am being serious thoug about the spiritual aspect. I know it sounds like bullshit but I have spent many years studying theology and what is called the NEW AGE religions. Ironically what I study predated the OLD AGE beliefs by a few millennia. Gotta know your roots before you can understand the world of today.

  • @Egryn yeah i know i got you on that, i was talkin bout that story of smokin weed, thats bullshit...

  • @illman300 LOLZ After I heard the story more times than I could count I called her on it and handed her stacks of reports on the medicinal use the Marijuana. I openly asked her since it happened during the "Summer of Love" if there was any possibility that she could have done any other drug... she refused to answer that question.

  • @Egryn For me though it isn't a hyperactive high. I have ADD (not an excuse) but weed helps me hyper focus and concentrate deeper than when I am sober. Martial arts no longer acts as a form of exercise for me but become a spiritual aspect in which I understand how to channel the elemental energy that Japanese philosophies speak of in earlier texts. I know it sounds funny but it works.

  • those turtles are fucking hypocrites!

  • @shordyinabox NO Michaelangelo was saying that you should a get pizza because he would smoke that shit and then get the munchies.

  • after joey called his friend a turkey his friend became depressed and started to self loath himself the turkey comment was just to much for him first he starts by smoking dope to forget about them harsh words his so called said to him but its keeps eating away at him bit by bit till he finds another outlet to help him forget he starts freebasing crack till one day and he is found in a crack den laying in his own sick DEAD ..the moral of the story kids dont call your friends turkeys !!!

  • @icemanjohnson00 Yoink!

  • How much of the class consists of spying on other kids via closed-circuit TV?