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  • And actually since I'm here I have a video on hand about the question are we born atheist? too: /watch?v=GmYEJOiZbT4

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  • Here is a video talking about the probability of the existence for a flying spaghetti monster in the future : /watch?v=vLVcfScjRMo

  • why dose every one have to get under each others skin about relgion,3 of 4 major relgons worship the same god,all 4 try to get along , and athiests can do what they want to me its all

    good

  • There is only one God. This is a heresy

  • @NeonisDead And which God is that? There have been thousands of them created in human history.

  • Ramen.

  • mmmm flying spaghetti monster; why are you SO delicious??

  • Ok, so God created us in his own image, if u pastafarians truly believe this side dish is a God, then why do we look so different from him, you see, it's god who created everything and everyone, not food.

  • i feel liberated. may the sauce be on him. Ramen.

  • there is only 1 god - this is Spaghetti Monster. He is so ugly that he never showed his face to anyone... that's why nobody knows how his real face looks like.

  • Everytime science says one thing then another scientist says something else. So called science has said so many different pharmaceuticals are helpful and then they are always taken off the market in a couple years after making everyone sick. Science also says GMO food is safe yet it breaks down into alien amino acids and causes new weird cancers. Science says vaccines are healthy then science also says the mercury and aluminum in the vaccines causes autism.

  • I'm amused at the serious responses here...

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  • @69BieberHole69 Which God would doing as you suggest make me feel close to? There have been thousands of "Gods" worshipped throughout human history.

  • @MattyLeGod the God that created you and everything in existence, which is the same god you won't accept wich is fine by me, your life isn't mine to judge.

  • Yes there have been many different variations of Gods, but all the same. As there would be different types of foods in different cultures, there will be different types of God. But in essence they are all still the one God.

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  • @69BieberHole69 Ah, yes, the "look at the trees, therefore God exists" argument. Genius. Which God are you referring to anyway? Are you a pastafarian?

  • @drki11joy123 oh i didnt know you were a comedian, pastafarian? oh wow i'd love to be an atheist! you people must have a great sense of humour! i mean a Flying Spaghetti monster? GENIUS! at least the belief in an ALL LOVING, ALL CARING, creator is more ethical than your attempt to make us theists sound stupid or "confused". YOu obviously have absolutely zero sense of reality and what it is to be a human being on this planet and this Universe, you're a self righteous, possibly self loathing human

  • @69BieberHole69

    I feel close to science and nature in this situation,not god.

  • @69BieberHole69 Ok did that, and I tell you I dont feel slose to God, wait actually I do, I fell the flying spaghetti monster :3

  • flying spacetti monster is reali

  • Is there really some one here that believes in the fsm

  • @TaskinKosedag yep XD

  • FMS is the Creator

    Chuck Norris is the son

    Captain Falcon is the Messiah

    Britney Spears is the Mother

  • "everyone is born an athiest"?

    Funny, babies don't seem like self-righteous assholes. But now I know what smug little basterds they truly are.

    Thank you for this insight. I will punch the first baby I see right in the face for their arrogance, in Your Name, FSM.

  • @eleutheromaniac Does your God approve "punching babies"? Which God out of the thousands created by mankind have you chosen to follow?

  • @MattyLeGod I think their god just teaches intolerance

  • @MattyLeGod "Which God out of the thousands created by mankind have you chosen to follow?" -> Humans never "created" Gods, they just gave him different names.

    It doesnt matter, whether u call him "Allah", "Jahwe" or "God", its still the same.

  • @vesevio BLASPHEMER there is evidence that the flying spahgetti monster is the only true religion silly. like that chinese invented the first man made noodle and they are the shortest because they are holy. thats solid evidence that only the flying spaghetti monster is the only god there is. He boiled for your sins!

  • @eleutheromaniac Don't bother punching the baby, YOUR god has probably already given it AIDS if it just so happens to be born in Uganda.

  • @woodygreens77 'life seems so unfair, therefore there is no god.' cried the emotheist as he read richard dawkins' twilight fanfic.

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  • @eleutheromaniac Also if god really did talk to Jesus, why didn't he tell him anything ground breaking at the time to prove he had divine knowledge. Things like "the World is actually round" or "stars are suns in distant galxies" etc etc. Instead of just "believe in me and don't shag other men". Scientists can tell us when an eclipse is going to happen years in advance. What logical and true predictions have religious people ever made? The Rapture hahahaha Still waiting you turnips.

  • @eleutheromaniac lol u completely misunderstand. by evry one is born an athiest he means, god is created by the mind to explain what u can't understand. and since babies arn't capable of thought that complex, they're athiest. this argument is stupid, and it annoys me to see ppl seriously arguing over the internet. nobody can prove whether there is a god. nobody can disprove it. so for now, we're at an impass and theres no use in arguing

  • @ownagebutter duh, it was a joke. atheists poke fun at everyone else (including agnostics), but poke fun back and they get all bent out of shape.

    "arn't capable of thought that complex" that's an *agnostic* argument, not an atheist argument. agnostics respect the beliefs of others, atheists (or nihilists, same thing really) are a different story: they don't respect anyone, often not even themselves. just look at 'the amazing atheist' and tell if that neck-beard doesn't hate himself.

  • @eleutheromaniac thats a personality issue that most athiests have, and though it is pretty douchey, that cynnicism is desrved based on the riciculous arguments some diehard christians ignorantly stick to.

  • I can accept most of this, but your graph shows only 17 or so pirates currently in action. what about somali pirates? there are lots of them.

    Maybe pirates have to be wearing the correct attire to qualify, eye patches, hooks etc (as truly important members of other churches have to have large pointy hats, comedy beards, crooks, dresses and such like).

    While I'm on, does vermicelli count as religous food, as its a rice based noodle, as opposed to wheat based? also, what about veggie meatballs?

  • @alvinromanu That is equally as possible and believable to me. I don't know if Heaven is some unification with the form of God or just floating in eternal sleep unconsciously - no sense of time or anything. I don't think it's a city - it may be, but it seems to simple and human.

    My belief of Heaven is that the city of pleasure often depicted as Heaven is just a creation by Allah, and the true Heaven will be some weird universe thing to be seen at the end of time. An atheist was messeged this.

  • @alvinromanu Also, it is possible very much that a mind ceases to exist at death - nothing foolish about that. But as thoughts are atoms themselves, they must exist in another form or location after death rather than dissapear - so your thoughts may form a soul, which would possibly float to heaven as some unified wave (quantum atoms). Your thoughts may also simply become energy, being readily absorbed and having little to do with a soul. Your thoughts may also be part of a world spirit, Earth.

  • @alvinromanu It's been a while, I'm not really concerned with abstract ideas like everything existing even if "impossible". I don't disbelieve the idea, it may be true, but I have no reason to delve further into the idea. A cheap answer to half-satisfy would be the infiniteness of space or other universes - or possibly that all thoughts must have an origin in truth and the idea atoms were received but always were and always can be or something. The commandments I now believe are mostly literal.

  • @MattyLeForesaken ALL PRAISES TO THE MOST HIGH, and Glory to My King, Jesus Christ! All Blessings to You Jacob! All Blessings to My King's Other Flock; Christians for Christ! LAUGH NOW; but CRY LATER Children of The False gods! What WILL You do when THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER comes with Knife and Fork in hand READY to DEVOUR? If THIS is how You think of HIM; HE WILL APPEAR TO YOUR IMAGINATIONS! The 400 years Curse WAS ALSO for The Children of the False gods to REPENT! 2019 LOOK 4 THE SAUCE!

  • RAmen!

  • You guys don't realize the forces of human psychology you are toying with. Thousands of years from now people will be spending billions trying to convince each other that the FSM is real.

  • Btw whts the song? if possible ty :)

  • @Okolaa Butterfly by Mad Dog Mcrea

  • Love it! Good job keep it up :)

  • I'm a Christian who believes Heaven is a cease in existence. There is nothing beyond death but freedom from pain. Images of Heaven in the holy books are not to be taken literally, as well as all other stories, they simply are meant to be analogies to guide us into righteousness and being virtuous. I believe everything can be proven scientifically, although that seems impossible, it is still possible. And with the right theories I can prove it.

  • @Account0997 1) How can you prove it?

    2) Do you think the commandments are "analogies to guide us into righteousness and being virtuous" or should they be followed word for word?

  • Why i cant understand the faq? why is this video so random thoughs?

  • I like the flying spaghetti monster with some garlic bread please, waiter looks and me and yells at the kittchen and says " RELEASE THE NOODLES!!!" I then take out a sword and eat the spaghetti monster then say well that's one more god disprove

  • Im beelive. Spaghetti monster love me, and i love Monster. I GOOD 

  • A story I will tell my children

  • @ilovetruth777

    ...the Flying Spaghetti Monster can help you with your spelling, sentances and grammer good child. Let him wrap His warm noodly appendage around your confused soul...

    He loves you

    Ramen

  • @Stebsey1 Ramen ^_^

  • IS ANY OF THE ATHEISTS HAVE TALKED TO A BUTTERFLY? THEN THE BUTTERFLY ANSWERED I AM A ATHEIST! THEN WHAT LANGUAGE BUTTERFLY HAVE USED? WHAT A STUPID BELIEF! IS THIS THE I.Q OF DAWKINS? NO LOGIC, NO SENSE AND SIMPLY NOTHING! LISTEN YOU ALL ATHEISTS! EVEN RICHARD DAWKINS IS WITH YOU IN A DEBATE TO BRO ELI SORIANO.... YOU WILL ALL LOSS IN A DEBATE! YOU WANT PROOF? EVEN DAWKINS IS WITH YOU... SET A DEBATE! I ASSURE YOU! YOU ALL ATHEISTS WILL NOT WIN IN A DEBATE!

  • @ilovetruth777 really? I've seen many debates where the atheists win ;)

  • @ilovetruth777 Yes, your clearly not an insane fanatic with a shit mentality polluting the world with the rot that comes out of your mouth. Oh, wait a minute...

  • bullshit all Blasphemy

  • The Flying Spaghetti Monster was an invention of Bobby Henderson in response to the State Board of Education of Kansas's attempt to promote intelligent design. It makes for a very humorous picture, although it provides virtually no analogy to God's character. Spaghetti and meatballs are the physical creation of intelligent beings and could never exist outside of a human domain.

  • @TheDeathfrombelow

    Let me tell you about my story child:

    I cried tears of joy when His noodliness visited my bedside and touched my forehead with his etheral, noodly appendage. My eyes were opened on that fateful night... My bolognese sauces have never been the same since. Pastafarianism is the way and the light..

    Hail meatsauce, full of beef... The Flying Spaghetti Monster (Pasta Be Upon Him) is with you...

    Ramen.... (you dumb fuck ;)

  • @keysteeze...

    Let's face it...

    The vast majority of braindead sheeple don't believe in a deistic God. It would be a better world if they 'at least' subscribed to that more acceptable unfounded belief.

  • HAIL SATAN

  • @josheyboy743 HAIL SATAN

  • Lets face it the comparison of "God(s)" to Santa Claus, FSM, Russells teapot, etc. only works as a parallel to the anthropomorphic deities of religions. A non-interventionist deistic god is not parallel to fairies. The universe of a deist is indistinguishable from the universe of an atheist. No miracles, No revelation, just natural laws to govern the cosmos.

  • proof of pastafarianism being legit:

    global temperatures have declined ever since the number of somolian pirates has increased. I am a believer.

  • @magicfrog24 Actually,inreasing technology is both emitting carbon dioxide(thus causing global warming) and keeping pirates at bay.

  • The sad thing is, even though this is all made up to prove a point about religion, people still believe this, lmao.

  • ALL HAIL FSM

  • LOL i wonder if in 5000 years this will be a real religion, just like the bible was invented to prove a stupid point (too bad they didnt have internet back then)

  • blessed be his noodles

  • lmao beer volcanoes

    music name?

  • @ZuKahta The song is called "Butterfly" and is by a band called Mad Dog Mcrea.

  • lmao beer volcanoes

  • @45Kyuubi yeah same

  • As italian I`d found him more familiar than the current jew god of the roman catholic church

  • ppl just want something to belive in..were only living life to die then find the truth

    there a chance anybody could be right no matter how silly there idea is...i personally am not gonna belive any of this until i die and see with my eyes or i could just rot in the ground

  • ...it all make sense now!

  • guess what, the supreme court recognizes atheism as a religion. pw3nd!

  • @izlude2 that's right izlude. athiests believe in a god only to deny his existance. the reality here is that without god, atheism wouldn't exist. they do need a god, and there is one. there's proof everywhere, every day, but it just aint good enough for'em... the beauty though is that nobody can disprove god. try as they might, they can't.

    god created a tool that could govern the universe. it's called science. he uses it to his will.

    in other news, videos like this hold no weight.

  • Children aren't born atheists. They're born agnostics. A theist BELIEVES there is a god. An atheist BELIEVES there is not. A child does not pretend to know.

  • Ramen.

  • *Enfuze has converted from Catholic to Pastafarian!*

  • ramen brother, ramen.

  • who's playing this cover of the celtic song "butterfly"?

  • i am a pastaferian but i am making my own religion about existance and pastafariens are very peacful the 10 commandments are about respect exeptance and not being a dick

  • in the book of ramen chapter 4 verse 6 it clearly states he will return in 2399." those who choose to be pastatheists will be judged for their acts"

  • RAmen brother

  • im converted from athiest to a pastafarian! :D

  • 1. Atheism has content, it is an idea about to the existence of God (non-belief). So in that regard children are not atheist because atheism is a something. Children have no concept of God at all (positive, negative, or neutral)

    2. The FSM is only a valid parallel to the God(s) of any particular religion, it is not a valid parallel to A God. Whatever spirit/being/entity that many deist believe created the universe in the first 1.0 x 10^-43 seconds.

  • peeps, for everyone ( i know theres alt of ya ;) who's intrested in the music of this video, it's called mad dog mcrea - butterfly, since i couldn't find a music video of it anywere on youtube, i made one myself, and posted it as a video response to this one, so enjoy, and may his noodly goodness be praised, RAmen!

  • wow!!! this is halarious

  • @hhhhhunter Care to explain why?

  • rAmen

  • i believe the spaghetti cat is a message, a sign, a deceitful. LOL JK i Am a pastafarian... i think this is really funny

  • flying spagetti monster is acctually an alien race who decided to create a Universe, wait 13 billion years and then come with its army and conquer Earth

  • I Don't get it....

  • @m3xican93 it is a religion that is really cool! but is is a joke but it is still a religion!

  • @americangirlfilms lol now i see!

  • I want to eat the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

  • @Kipfan410 You'd need a shit-load of sauce xD;;

  • @UltimasIsland Its a sacrifice I am so ready for!

  • damn it DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW the name of the song????

  • I like your video! Nice Song and atmosphere! Makes me feel better, unlike praying used too! RAmen!

  • nice song what is the name of the song

  • I have an answer for if God exists or not.

    Who cares.

    If I were God, I wouldn't care if people "worshiped" me or not. So I simply don't put thought to why we're here.

  • FSM is God of the Universe. And Chuck Norris is the Messiah.

  • i really like how this video expalins the pastafarian religion. it makes me sad that some believe it is a spoof religion when it is in fact as old as the earth itself (300 years old)

  • i loved the vid XDD and wow its so true pirates will rise again arrrgggh !

  • ummm nirvanaisdashit this video is a joke ........ if u really didnt notice ur the most ignorant person in the world

  • You have missed the point completely.

    It is a "joke religion" to show that there is just as much evidence for the Flying Spaghetti monster as there is for any other religion.

  • I already was aware of that. But there are people who actually do believe this right?

  • No...It is called satire. :-D

  • Wha.....you mean, His Noodleyness DOESN'T exist...?????

    My life has suddenly become an empty, aching void.

    I must find a new Dog. Sorry, God.

    Maybe the Christian one ? Nah. That doesn't exist either, just like the other two dusty desert superstitions. Buddha, perhaps. He actually existed, and talked the Talk and walked the Walk.

    His noodles didn't have that extra-yummy sauce, though....

  • @allieron Buddha says: "My plumpy-tummy is full of extra-yummy."

    He clearly had a very progressive attitude to the field of cooking, and had pasta sauce been invented in his lifetime he would probably have endorsed it.

  • @MattyLeGod hey, i believe it :'O

  • @nirvanaisdeshit Umyeah, there are people stupid enough to believe this. It started out as a joke and some really retarded people started believing it. The joke was to show that other religions are just as rediculous as a giant pasta monster. that they arent real, then people started to believe this crap. they even said in one video that the burning bush could have been pasta and mosses had bad eye sight so he thought the bush was on fire : / people are actually stupid enough to believe this...

  • @Naruto4479 Yeah I saw that video to, that the bush should be the FSM with tomato sauce over him, that doesn't make sence. I'm not even sure if spagghetti was already invented those days. This whole FSM thing reminds me of an episode from Family Guy, where Peter started the church of the Fonz. Seriously there are some retarted people in this world.

    By the way cool username, Naruto kicks ass!!!

  • KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!

  • @Strytec XD

  • @nirvanaisdeshit I'm not even sure if spagghetti was already invented those days.

    omg HAHAHAHAAH

  • @nirvanaisdeshit I sure hope not! His noodly appendage needs to touch you and make you realize that this is a joke about religion and the belief in any kind of god. We're just here and we should try to be good to one another and make the best of our life because when it's gone, it's gone. The human race created gods out of fear and it's sad to live in fear. We should be enjoying our time while we're here. Being a Pastafarian is fun. Although I prefer Bokononism.

  • @2010Scottie exactly! that's the way we all should live, just havin fun and no fear. enjoying life while we can, that's exactly the way i think about it. if only more people would realise that we should enjoy our lives, instead of ruining it with doomsaying and fear and the 'you're'-all-gong-to-hell' stuff. why can't we all just be friends?

  • @2010Scottie You would perfer Bokononism Bev.  With your Catholic upbringing that you have had all your life, I am not surprised at all....lol Maybe I'll see you in church one day..lmao

  • nah man it was made to show how evoultionist how stupid they really are!

  • hey whats the music you used in this video?

  • @MattyLeGod A joke? Thats very offensive, please don't mock religion

  • @Eric9284911

    And why should we not mock something that has been poisonning this world for to long ?

  • @nirvanaisdeshit As rediculous as the Flying Spaghetti Monster seems to you, as rediculous do all religions seem to a sceptic free thinker.

    It's a point made.

  • @bongolongo I can't argue with that, you're absolutely right

  • @nirvanaisdeshit God was invented by the human race.

  • @2010Scottie Just add the romano cheese to make it perfect. ...lmao.

  • @nirvanaisdeshit It's no more absurd than the concept of some Jewish zombie who was his own father coming to the world and telling people that if you telepathically communicate with him and drink his blood you can live forever,

  • @davenavarroforpm lol i guess so. i think everything's more logic than a floating ball of spaghetti creating a whole world xD but i guess you're right there's no religion in this world that does make very much sence

  • @nirvanaisdeshit Are you stupid that enough to not be able to separate comedy from a real stuff?

  • @EdvardKasalovitz of course i ain't that stupid, i just saw family guy so i know what comedy is. i'm not stupid, you're stupid

  • @nirvanaisdeshit hahaha of course there aren't people stupid enough to believe that ( it is a JOKE, a good one, btw ) but it's a shame that there actually are people stupid enough to believe that other people could believe this, like you for example :)

  • @nirvanaisdeshit lol sorry dude but i rather belive this then a gay guy made us,, priests are against gay .. but al over the world priests fuckd little boys .. wel wtf??? I rather believe this crap then be a christian or whatever lol.. where i live we got church .. u know what the priests does with the money of the candles & stuf he makes evry day? he collects it & goes drinkin in the pub.. seriously its a alcholicaddict :)

    Wel tell me .. did god tell him to drink?

  • @nirvanaisdeshit

    well, no one truly believes it, but, i mean, it makes more sense then christianity when you think about it...

  • @nirvanaisdeshit humans may have developed pasta, but it was only under His subtle direction. The concept of pasta has been around since before the world was formed. Just look around you and you'll know it to be true.

  • @nirvanaisdeshit Actually, after a certain point, our noodly saviour decided to inspire italians to create pasta, in his own image. Noodleronomy 13:4 RAmen brother.

  • @nirvanaisdeshit its a joke yea the bible was created by people to its pointing out how common they really are.

  • RAMEN my fellow Pastafarian!!

  • Ive heard someone talking about a lying spaghetti monster in my town about a year ago. Is this some kind of religion or what??

  • It´s a spoof to show how ridiculous religion is.

  • Blasphemy I say, I be tellin ya that tis tha meatballs that is God, the Spaghetti is just his scarf.

    All praise the Meatballs for blessed are they, full of salty goodness.

    I have been blessed, yes I have for I have licked upon one of Gods Balls and I have tasted the salt, the salt bringeth live for we cannot live without his salt.

  • @VeggieManUK haaaaaaaaaaaahaha. I lol'd irl

  • @VeggieManUK All Hail The Great Messenger of The Meat Balls!

  • Ramen!

  • First i must say: Beautiful Music- excellent choice :)

    Second: I do have a good idea about what you are conveying from this video- but if you could clarify for me, about the message your sending out .

    Im intrigued and am a religious studies student. Thank you! :DD

  • It takes more faith to believe in biblical creation MYTH then the Pastafarian creation theory.

  • Hmm beer volcanoes and stripper factories! Its the only reason I'm a good boy, why be good if you don't get rewarded in the afterlife with beer volcanoes and strippers?

    btw what is VD?

  • "btw what is VD?"

    You have lead a sheltered life ;-)

    VD = Venereal Disease = any sexually transmitted disease.

  • "You have lead a sheltered life ;-)"

    Indeed, you are an observant one! But hopefully some day, the great FSM in the sky will grace me with courage so I can meet a piratess and get one of those venereal thingies - a sign of increasing social status!

  • rofl its an std

    lololololololololll

  • My heart was touched by his noodly appendage just yesterday and was shown the way of the pastafarian. 

    R'Amen

  • Sooooo whats the story on the flying spaghetti monster I dont get it