Red Eye: Father, Does God Listen to Tweets?

[CookieWalka]

Did they really just make jerking off jokes about praying at the end there? I guess religion does jerk you a little bit...

[saigondj]

father, come out of the closet

[Realityprogramming]

Yea, Tweet your prayers and god won’t act on or listen to those either. idiots!

[YimYamesPlease]

What in the serious fuck am I watching?

[2eelShmeal]

Is it me or is Father's tank FULL of sugar? He's about as sweet as honey....lol

Did you see his eyes light up and his tone of voice get all effeminate when he was talking about Mel Gibson? ... lolololol

[theCosmicQueen]

answer: NO, but God probably READS them occasionally when they're really special enough to catch His eye... or maybe He already knows what we are about to tweet before we tweet it. yeah. that's how it must be.

[omgitsaghiles]

man: god i wonna get layed

God: no you sinned satan has fucked you already

satan: Yes! you are fucked, shit outta luck, now i'm compleate and my cock you will suck!

[luigiman425]

This is so Fox News-like. They invite a priest and a bunch of Conservatives on TV. Then they pretend that they are hip by talking about stuff they dont understand. First off God isn't real, but assuming that he was, isn't he supposed to know everything? Like obviously he would know the prayers of everyone regardless of how they prayed.

[luigiman425]

This is so Fox News-like. They invite a priest and a bunch of Conservatives on TV. Then they pretend that they are hip by talking about stuff they dont understand. First off God isn't real, but assuming that he was, isn't he supposed to know everything? Like obviously he would know the prayers of everyone regardless of how they prayed.

[all4atlantis]

Liars. They should not state what they do not know.

[Leaderspdx]

There is so much fucking retardation in this video it makes my head spin.

[part2themovie]

there is only cause and effect, and convolution created by the emergent facets of human intellect

[MrLiamHenderson]

@part2themovie I think this is the most concise description of religion I have ever seen. You nailed it!

[WhiteDragon103]

God isn't aware of tweets? What happened to omniscience?

[hoserPhalanx]

I'm an atheist, but I love listening to Father John

[CoozyMcMillan]

"Certainly God can understand computer language..." Wow. He just reached a whole new level of stupid.

[morbidchid]

@CoozyMcMillan Why wouldn't God understand computer language?

[CoozyMcMillan]

@morbidchid Because he doesn't exist. This is completely retarded because he's talking about something he knows nothing about that is actually smart (computer programming) and bringing it into the same discussion as basically the dumbest invention of mankind ("God"), and then stating an obvious hypothetical fact that he contradicted earlier.

[morbidchid]

@CoozyMcMillan But if God would exist, he would probably understand computer language.

So, this is not a whole new level of stupid.

[CoozyMcMillan]

@morbidchid Yes, it is because that's like saying. "Clearly John if the great snow monster is 100 feet tall, he could bash down any barricade, and also he had a 500 IQ so he will hack any computer, therefore we are not safe". There is no great snow monster, and you are on the news relating it to things that aren't retarded.

[morbidchid]

@CoozyMcMillan "you are on the news relating it to things that aren't retarded."

It's because those things are now related.

People are tweeting prayers. Which is why the news are talking about it, people are doing this.

So, if you are a priest that believes in God who can hear your thoughts and prayers, why wouldn't he come on the show and give his assumption that a telepathic super being could probably understand computers?

[CoozyMcMillan]

@morbidchid If you don't like my other explaination of why its completely retarded, then it's also retarded just because he contradicted himself so clearly. First he says don't tweet to god, then says he can understand computers, which even now as I type is so fucking stupid I can't believe I'm trying to explain it to someone

[morbidchid]

@CoozyMcMillan You're not really explaining anything.

You are just expecting some random priest to make sense and when he doesn't, you treat it like it's happening for the first time.

Even with the notion that God is real, this guy is obviously just speculating. If God would exist, there is no way this guy would suddenly know the limitations of his shit.

A priest making random assumptions is not a whole new level of stupid.

[CoozyMcMillan]

@morbidchid Hmm let me guess, you are religious? What a surprise.

[morbidchid]

@CoozyMcMillan No, not really. Surprised?

[CoozyMcMillan]

@CoozyMcMillan 'Not really' is an even dumber answer, so no.

[good2freelance]

He is not a father LOL but a gay priest :)

[RageAgainstNWO]

wow.....idiots. All of them. This is what they're discussing? Idiots. For the sake of logic, and the hope America can bounce back from this, I say RON PAUL 2012!!

[foonty]

It's God 2.0 buddy........He twitters, googles, watches youtube, downloads illegal torrents, blogs anonymously and watches porn...........

[Spanky00Cheeks]

To the toilet. Haha this was entertaining.

If it wasn't on Fox News it would probably be called sacrilegious.

[fannynoise]

No, God wants us to wear long black dresses and smile sheepishly into the right wing talk show camera, making up answers as we go.

Father Jonathan is a candy ass pansy (not that there's anything wrong with that) with shit for brains. The offense is in his pretending to know things he clearly has no clue about. The man hasn't even read his Bible, or at least he knows nothing about it when questioned. Any nun can do better than that!

[TheGodofAtheists]

jonathan is such a baby

[buckfushes]

If aliens came to the planet and listened in on these kinds of conversations they'd think we're completely nuts.

[xSilverPhinx]

I guess some god does.

[goraidersgogogo]

I get it now!!! Fox news is a satire!!!

[Paulwhoisvegan]

oh my god! the blonde is hott!

[trapfish]

Who's the bimbo?

[cooldarren]

LOL. "I always pray in the shower" Talk about putting a picture in your mind. Wow. By the way Jesus is God.

[mahdesimon]

Nah, Jesus couldn't be god since there isn't one

[bueniviris]

amen

[khortonworld]

actually Jesus is supposed to be gods son. dont ask how he had children, nobody knows

[MrMichaelisme]

i would pee my self if God had a twitter account lol

[riverjack244]

BOYCOTT FOX NEWS (spread the word!)

[armando101it]

GOD IS A SOFTWARE ENGINEER!!

I knew it!

[romanerdstrom]

Haha "Bill does that every night, except for the 'God help' part." Oh man that's awesome.

[teho22]

This is retarded.

[lepouse]

Aside from all the obvious stuff to comment on this...but why is the girl wearing a toga?

[andreyinspace]

who appointed this guy? LOL @ the preacher

[McCetera]

It's pretty unbelievable how these people simultaneously mock and defend faith.

If I could rename this show, I'd call it: Inane Banter On Profound Questions

[MeatballsMarlowe]

this is religion at its most surreal.

[khan194khan]

Allahs knows everyting what you reveal and what you hide.

[elenazevetse]

Father Jonathan is so gay he doesn't even know it. I wouldn't be surprised to see him with Ted Haggard holding hands.

[fannynoise]

Father Jonathan doesn't give a rat's ass about the Bible, nor does he believe in God. He's found a clever way to make a living and to hide his homosexuality. What a pathetic fraud!

[AtheistOnTheEdge]

So typical of a Catholic to make light of the practice of selling indulgences. That was a very dark chapter in the history of humankind and here's this douche-bag making jokes about it...scum and villainy.

[caseygtr]

ha ha ha, god can create a universe but can't create a twitter account. wow some logic there "father"

[wesscoast]

So is this guy a real priest or does he just come on this show to grope the blonde backstage. Everything in this clip is offensive to real religious people.

[nad2k8]

I can't agree with you more... religion and particularly Abrahamic ones are offensive, obscene, amoral, immoral and generally evil.

[SunnyLovetts]

Humans are retarded.

[Wiilovewii]

@SunnyLovetts agreed!

[JoM80]

@SunnyLovetts what are you an Alien?

[nightsblood890]

O wait, it gets even better. God can hear all your thoughts? Of everybody in the whole world? and people actually believe this nonsense? Come on!

[BGSoccerMagic]

If we assume that God is everything that surrounds us which includes other individuals and yourself, then yes.

[nightsblood890]

Uhhhm. I'm God? You're God? we're all God? My computer is God?  Awesome! I've always wanted to create my very own universe, and now I know I can!

No, seriously, what do you mean? You don't actually believe in a god as in some kind of person or whatever that created the world etc, but suggest that everything is God? That is a nice way to hide that you actually don't believe in God.

[BGSoccerMagic]

"suggest that everything is God"

yes, i do believe that if there is God it has to be exactly that - everything. Me, you, your computer, The Earth, The Milky way, all the galaxies that we can possibly see and even those that are beoynd, all this are small or bigger parts of it.

[nightsblood890]

God understands computer language...

yeah, right.

wake up! there is no god...

[CHARESTHEHAMER]

Boring video with stupid questions.

[jonhhh13]

I'm sorry, is this a spoof or a joke or something ?

[longstrider9999]

damn dont fool yourself for a moment....Christian priest can be funny...when they are not molesting children.

Seriously....stop the children thing.

[CxwarrenxD]

@longstrider9999 its hard to forget things that has happend for thousand of years and still continues every day.

[frickaloo]

@longstrider9999 He has nothing to do with that, how unkind. You only look for something to attack. The Devil is sure helping you along.

[longstrider9999]

@frickaloo i dont know if trolling, or just stupid.

None the less see ya, im of with the devil, lemmy, and marx to grab a beer.

[Darcsied27]

It seems like I'm the only one not cashing in on the religion racket. I got to get in on this !!!!

[SkeptikSnarf]

red eye, more like brown eye. thats what it looks like when i watch fox

[SkeptikSnarf]

red eye? more like brown eye. that what it looks like when i watch fox

[glassbrain]

Well, tweeting them will be just as (in)effective as praying.

[boreaspass1]

Cadicus - You mean 3 in one. Like the oil?

[LegendaryMotives]

Who seriously watches this stuff. This is garbage.

[C0mm0nS3ns3]

Who reports this stupid shit is even worse.

[dangerjuices]

shoudnt that b read?

[DylanMyles]

God does too fucking Tweet. He also has Facebook. He poked me so fucking hard last night after I prayed for him to comment on my beer pong pictures. Poked the shit out of me. His comment said "He without sin shall throweth the first ball, and the sinners shall drink." Fucking god, bro.

[C0mm0nS3ns3]

there is no fucking invisble man fuck are you a tard?

[gargamel6699]

I can't believe people are talking about this nonsense in this day and age of humanity. Damn it's depressing.

[andrewh23]

Stupid people are afraid to die. That's our species. It's never going to change. Everyone has "faith" until they go bankrupt, lose their family, or get a limb blown off. Sunny day Christians control the world - they send other people off to war so they're never forced to do a reality check.

[residentevil808]

yes he does but not magical powers sooo um Wow

[ajla0906]

what a stupid question. the father says god is not an all knowing being? he already knows what you are going to tweet before you tweet it! that is if he existed...

[delta720]

Funny how they rip into the jews yet fox goes crazy over anything anti-christian...

[boreaspass1]

Wait a minute! If Jesus stand between us and god then Jesus is a separate entity. So what happens to the one God commandment? It says ony one God. Come on it has been two thousand years let get some of this strait!

[CadicusTheDamned]

1+1+1=3

Christians are bad at math.

[boreaspass1]

Wouldn't the cracks in this wall be filled up by now?

[urbanprophet777]

funny that they chose to talk to a religious Christian,and not a real one

God bless

[bermyWHAT]

creeeeeeeepy

[TheLogicalTheist]

"Pray in the shower"?

LOL. Baby, he cant have any of that.

LMAO

[ArchonAlez]

Does the priest even know what the selling of indulgences is?

[Dall5000]

That priest is the only humble christian in that studio.

[SubmarinerAndroid]

Can God hear silent farts?

[dalejr88]

And does he plan them?

[HeinrichJamslather]

TWITter + religious crazies = utter human clusterfuck.

[anwyll]

What does charging for prayer services have to do with the legitimacy of prayer?

Most of the Vatican's wealth throughout its history has been built from indulgences ("mistakes were made")

[NegativeNick]

so, um, how is this news?

[smile01101010bomb]

Whenever someone says humanity is deserving of such sanctity and praise for it's specialness, it's thinks like this that assure me that whoever was talking is full of crap. Thousands of years of development and progress, the day and age where people can access the events on the other side of the world from their living rooms, and this is at the forefront of media coverage.

[CriticalAtheist]

This is such a stupid topic.

[Biankito]

Agreed, but then who do you think Fox News is aimed at? stupid people.

[olunda]

No, but he listens to twats.

[betthishasntbeen]

Red Eye is soooo stupid!

[mylittleturd]

FUCK religion

[FallenAngel0fDoom]

Can that priest be anymore gay? Holy cocksucker, in the church's basement.

[ScarlettReid]

Yeah, my gaydar is off the chart.

[FallenAngel0fDoom]

That 1% of gayness in me made my penis twitch a bit listening to that priest. :)

[segfault42]

Hah, I knew I wasn't the only one! Everytime I see this priest my gaydar goes pinging off the scales.

[jbz3]

I bet he'd say the same thing about a letters to Santa foundation.

[campasini]

can any ignorant idiot get a news show on fox?

[actsnfacts]

Relligions are all so nonsensical! If god were, as they say, omniscient, then he would already have the largest broadband network in the Universe. Why even bother to pray (or tweet parayers, for that matter)?

He would allready know your every thoughts, anyway!!!! But I guess god is a freeking narcisist who needs to be told how great he is, all the time.....or maybe he needs prayers to boost his low self confidence...

[DescartesPupil]

FOX uses this type of crap programming to distract the public from the fact that religion belief is in decline and that there is no rational reason to believe any of that bs.

[Hall1263]

people who pray and expect an answer are delusional!!

[mikeyjim69]

did that guy tell the other guy to get hit by a car??

[Porkfista]

What show is this?

"Three Fucking Idiots and a Stupid Slut"?

[Cainer666]

Asking someone who has zero qualification something that there is no possible way he could know -- how stupid.

[Waldheri]

Heretics! God is on Twitter! @AlmightyGod

[maggru91]

Does god listen to tweets? Ofc NOT! God does not listen to any prayers because he does not exist!

[djzorro]

ILLUMINATI

[jinxluvsRHPS]

Why is the word "news" after the word "Fox"?

[MagicBlueFinger]

oh my... can everyone please lift their feet, IQ-level passing through.

[megagrey]

Religious freaks willingly send prayers over cyberspace, but still insist we believe ancient myths like Noah's flood and a talking snake that have no scientific evidence to back them.

[lc237]

There is a reason the religious are called believers. Its because they will believe AnYtHiNg. Tweet prayers in the wall is an ancient game called, People will believe anything so lets charge them Oh, sorry - lets ask for donations for it.Father Morris, you can try to laugh off The Church selling indulgences, but atheists know it is no laughing matter, it is business as usual. By the way, Ive got some really special blessed prayer candles you might like to purchase.

[gezzer2]

lol, the religion business is still thriving and no wonder with these sad puppets having a priest on, lool fck me such bs, on what grounds are these 1 particular faith and not the other? the whole thing is a scam but people still believe its unreall

[region1111]

I'd hook up with that blond.

She's religious though so fuck-friends only, no relationship.

[JackinOffJesus]

You said it, brother.

[RadarKat73080]

God understands computer language? My dad's like 5 years younger then God and he doesn't understand computer language. lol

[explodingplant]

what is he talking about. benedict, the CURRENT pope, announced indulgences like a couple months ago.

[TheMorbidAtheist]

im glad they created that website

that only shows that people have less heart for their bullshit religion

its only a matter of time before it dies off...

maybe 3 more thousand years?

[xxxFaustusxxx]

That's an interesting point.

Prayer has been reduced to typing a sentence or two into a computer.

In today's society, material goods are more important than religion. I bet any "casual" religious person spends 500x more time thinking of material stuff than their religion.

[autismboy]

How does Fox survive as a news station?

[baudiirocz]

Stupid people.

[nidodson]

I ask that every time I see anything about Fox. Then I realize later in the day that I am watching Simpsons, and realize I am part of the problem.

[autismboy]

Yeah, I know. But couldn't they just cut the news part out and air simpsons all the time?

[DavosLogos]

what a load a shit is this?

[gundaetiapo]

Severely inane.

[TheOtherSide100]

Truly representative of the convenience associated with commercialized fast-food religion.

[shubidubar]

the stupid burns

[MeIoco]

Hangin out with Carl Sagan and George Carland, poking Lucifer with a stick.

God

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

[andie2244]

how is this shit on tv. theres blatant anti-semitic remarks .

[paperattack]

this show is racist!! why is there no nigger on this show???

[hardcoredrummerA7X]

There are no black people on the show because everyone on this show is a christian republican.How many black christian republicians do you know?Very few if not none.

[ashhole820]

"This show is racist"

"Why is there no nigger..."

...what?

[ArranoGris]

I think you just fell for someone's joke.

[Bueller007]

Please, no more Red Eye clips. Your IQ drops by one point for every minute you watch.

[TheDivineCellphone]

everything in this program sounds like a joke... what is it ?... comedy ?!?

[coddlinghimmler]

BWHAHAHA" it just kinda floats off "WTF the fact that father "lickalotofboys" thinks that twater prayers just floats off made me pee my pants a little. As if the reall prayers are NOT just floating off but on a direct coarse to jeebus. This kind of mythology brought to you only by FAUX NEWS.

[Stead3111]

wow. just wow.

I no longer feel the need to make videos against god.

This does just perfectly.

wow.

[HomoCyborgZombie]

God having a twitter account...

God damnit what the fuck?