Top Gear: Jeremy Fix It - Series 13 Episode 5 - BBC Two

[RockabillyPinstriper]

is that normal speech in england or is it just to be funny and odd? (i've "mended" something)

[theotendleeey]

lol at the awkward dinner for two!

[you1ubeify]

Now that lightbulb is on POWERRRR...

[thepricylon]

Jeremy: its like loosing your virginity!

[Muthsera80]

That Ross Kemp bit at the end just cracks me up every time I watch it. I loled. =) 

[guitarjoe209]

what kind of porshe is that?

[AtholAnderson]

@guitarjoe209 944

[CruelMan84]

@guitarjoe209 944 S2 211hp N/A

[rwdplz1]

I just fixed an old record player, and the first thing I said was, "I'VE MENDED SOMETHING!"

[sharkey500]

"Well it gives us time on our own which is nice..." I couldn't stop laughing

[frezzingaces]

He'll be mending things until one day he makes something worse. Then never again.

[Monicaplay123]

That night, at the hotel, 'Jezz'll Fix It' went bezerk

LOOOOOOOL

[jeevesthepunk]

james may>everything

[jellybeansking]

omg he usally uses a hammmer lol



[Jean793]

I've menden something toooooo! I'm soooo happy!!!!!

[eziitis8]

Jeremy should use hammer to fix lights :P

[jellybeansking]

@eziitis8 i 100% agree

[osgiliath86]

Like loosing your virginity :D

[FWalshingham]

I quoted this today, after replacing the spark plugs and ignition coils on my VW GTI, I yelled "I'VE MENDED SOMETHING!" at the top of my lungs...got some strange looks...

[hardtackjack]

@FWalshingham I did the same thing after rebuilding the carburetor in my '72 Olds Cutlass. It was quite a triumphant moment.

[facebag666]

no wonder he hates American cars you are supposed to work on them yourself

[yugisr]

I guess that answers the old question of how many Jeremy Clarksons it takes to change a lightbulb...

[Mouse4077]

How could anyone dislike this? He mended something!

[MrXorHomer]

2 People disliked as they have yet to lose their mend-ginity

[Volodeas]

I'm gonna mend LOTS of things now!

LOL

[mr9396]

LOL "thatl give us some time alone"

[marcionel]

2 people are stupid!

[StanOfGB]

Hahahahaha, the electric window switch is back in..!

[maxman1602]

"I've mended something! I've mended something!"

"He changed a bulb."

[ROBOCAM3000]

james may alwase says the most awkward things!

[grahamkeithtodd]

the thought of Jezza "fixing" anything would make me check my life insurance to see if i was covered!

[corvetteZ3r]

my fav ep

[lloydtazz]

lol jeremy is js plain crazie!!! damm

[a7cman]

Hammond: He change the bulb

May: That was never hapened before

:D :D :D

[jrumbel]

"now im going to mend lots of things"

[FORTY848]

"well it gives us some time on our own which is nice" lol james

[paperbea]

@FORTY848 Hammonds face is priceless

[FORTY848]

@paperbea lol yeah it's like o_O

[debtah]

0:49 I'm gonna mend lots of things now.

[GadgetGameRoom1]

at least it gives some time to our self !!!! i think james may is gay or something

[JohnHFilms]

Jezza the builder! We can mend it!

[JPau216]

It's like losing your virginity, there's a sense that i've unlocked a treasure chest of possibilities,

I"M GOING TO MEND LOTS OF THINGS NOW :D

[Suchy007xD]

He fix it ! First time in your life xD

[mosquiton001]

can somebody please tell me from what episode this is??

[lanlug]

@mosquiton001Top Gear: The Ice Race - Series 13 Episode 1 or my be 2nd

[mosquiton001]

@lanlug thanks!:)

[Scarlotti]

may: '...on our own, which is nice'

aha you can see hammond either grimace or go to say something XD

[MrLaughandgrowfat]

It really is like losing your virginity because you're all worried about the thigns that could go wrong and then suddenly all of that seems ridiculous.

[riz44]

lol at james

[devillived132060]

you mean fucking rich bugers use there own hands crazy!!

[untickledryme69]

thank god he didnt use a hammer to change the bulb

[blackatree]

@untickledryme69 lol

[Psycho666Therapy]

@untickledryme69 Thank god? M8...I'd almost pay to see him do that.

[mikeluscher159]

@untickledryme69 knowing him he would, but he had some sense, thats just as suprising as hes' MENDIT IT

[L0ND0NITE]

'Jezz'll fix it'

[label3131]

IVE MENDED SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!

[cookiesonastick]

@label3131

I want that to become a Meme

[diggerydooboy]

I did what Clarkson did in front of my mates and made a fool of myself!

[mrpenthouse]

It's like using you're virginity :P

[juanas1989]

What , no dude

[KingTaco7]

Thank you so much for posting this clip. I just fixed something in my car that's been boggling me for the past few weeks. It was the stupidest solution but I felt quite similar to Jeremy.

[Francis2061]

'Well it gives us some time on our own. Which is nice.'

Then Richard looks like he feels rather ill. Lol.

[R4PMANDAN]

lol bob the builder

[hamsterdance4lyf08]

Who needs Bob the builder when you got Jezza the builder..

[bcbugzownz]

he mended something in his life lol

[drifta336]

YES, I MENDED SOMETHING!!! roflmao

[doodles0810]

Blimey was Jeremy feeling okay? I mean not a hammer in sight and very little shouting too :O.

[hamsterdance4lyf08]

What i thought!

has Jezza got a bug, maybe swine flu lol (joke)

[doodles0810]

I'm surprised the he nor James have had it yet. I mean James had consumption (Jezza's had all the old irradicated and third world diseases like ebola and TB) and Jezza had bird flu. They seem to get it all *cough*man-flu*cough*

[hamsterdance4lyf08]

Oh yeah, Jezza did have bird flu.. But James said he just had a cold! I think he has swine flu, Jezza fixing something, without using hammers or shouting..? thats shocking (:

[madforbooks]

Or a shotgun :)

[doodles0810]

Oh yeah forgot about that and explosives, although that's only when he wants things cleared or to make a big display. Repairing or solving stuff it's usually a hammer and shouting.

[4instanceuk]

love it!

[byronpokemon]

Lol

[keepthefaith06]

"It's like losing your virginity..." :L

Gotta love these guys, great show :)

[GoldenRatio]

1:11

Funniest moment in this episode! James May is the best.

[geov2598]

dont worry jez'll fix it!

[empty216]

Ah that's funny.

[adamwrig]

aw cool, i never new paxman was on topgear.

[duttygrimez]

best episode in a long time

[totaltotaltotalsmeg]

I'VE MENDED SOMETHING!!!!!!

(i remember that from the trailer on episode 1)

[Steelyflint]

i fucking love top gear.

[cow89]

I've got a girlfiend

[Mozzyeon]

good for youXD

[matthewcarlrose]

Is that you Tiff?

[FlyingCorn]

speaking of cunts.... 9thprotocol

[b0bd0le101]

Yeowch... looks like someone got turned down for the studio audience...

[Harmonyww]

Lol. And you were on this video watching it too.

[panderton83]

'Well it gives us some time on our own, which is nice.'

I wonder whether that stuff is scripted, or James is enough of a plonker to come out with things like that on his own.

Top Gear just gets better and better with every series I think!

[Nicky02468]

James is quite witty, probably comes up with it on his own - Only the studio stuff is scripted (well the most part)

[luke2008duke]

I totally agree mate ! I, and many other people turn over for 10 mins whilst that bits on, I mean come on Topgear ! CUT IT OUT !

[russell9010]

thats my least favourite part too

[sgtireland]

that's funny

[earfetish]

congrats!

[245thegreat]

thanks