"first I whip it out, then I thrust it with great force. Every angle it Penetrates until with great strength; I ram it in. In the end we are all satisfied. And you are set free" hmmm...
You know, while listening closely to Dante's monologue, I realized that what he was describing was very...ahem...sexual. Especially with the shaping of the heart. Lol
i still think dante should be in a l'oreal commercial or something xD...his hair iz so silky smooth =P. now if only he were real...oh its times like this when i wish that the book/movie inkheart could be real as well *sighs* oh well lol
o and casher i was gona name my kid dante also :) and if its a girl ill name her lady lmao nah maybe trish lol!! nah maybe kyrie nah!! lol! dont want my girl being a jappaneese person ppl will make fun of her ill prob just name my kid if its a boy dante and if its a girl ill name her amy or sumthing idk all i know is im nameing my kid dante or if i have 2 boys then ill name my 2nd kid nero unless he comes first and ill put white hair on them :) heck yeah my kids r gona b awsomer then ur kids!!!!
dante: u can stay and die or u can walk ur ugly ass back threw that gate! its ur call pal LOL!!!!! dante is hillarious i never thought he would say ass but ok! thats wat makes it funny!
What a great mix, man... Sexual Innuendos...with the beats of the background music...I mean damn... This is kind of sexy. I love group message those lines. hahahaha
@TheDeathWings well if you look at the end the spider head (or wathever) on Lucifer holds it in his mouth so i guess he got it there, but on the other hand there shows no sign of that in the cutscene so no clue...
I have to say,watching this is a bit awkward,especially since I'm a dude. Funny nonetheless and I'm glad they didn't cut it. This does however change his image from a badass to a player.
First I whip it out! Then I thrust it! With great force! Every angle..! It penetrates! Until...! With great strength...! I... ram it in! In the end... We are all satisfied... and you are set free...!
First I whip it out! Then I thrust it! With great force! Every angle..! It penetrates! Until...! With great strength...! I... ram it in! In the end... We are all satisfied... and you are set free...!
First I whip it out! Then I thrust it! With great force! Every angle..! It penetrates! Until...! With great strength...! I... ram it in! In the end... We are all satisfied... and you are set free...!
Dante is an artist!
SuperRyan01 2 months ago
.... purely for fan girls!....and maaaybe for some fan boys....
FlamingW1nd 5 months ago
And this is why Dante is tops in my book. this cutscene alone shows how entertaining he is.
Fate263 9 months ago
ah
dante gave a dictionary definition of
one night stand :3
WingedSoulies 9 months ago
If you look carefully, the rose is always in his mouth since he get Lucifer, even when you are playing with him xD
EmiKozuki 10 months ago
@EmiKozuki are you serious?
khrocksforever 5 months ago
@khrocksforever Yes, I'm pretty sure x)
EmiKozuki 4 months ago
@EmiKozuki i found it
khrocksforever 4 months ago
1 person cannot be satisfied
flagg00 11 months ago
I'm glad this has subtitles... or else I wouldn't understand what the hell was that thing saying....
Gatuxa 1 year ago
I would have lold if berial said "Ok i'll go, have fun". And he goes in the portal.
CrossConsoleGamer 1 year ago
this cuscene makes me laugh so much
thunda1k 1 year ago
"first I whip it out, then I thrust it with great force. Every angle it Penetrates until with great strength; I ram it in. In the end we are all satisfied. And you are set free" hmmm...
ntabiblaze 1 year ago
ROFL
awininegeno 1 year ago
hahah sexual reference's are amazing xD
DemonicAngel12345 1 year ago
I swear to God, Dante reminded me of Antonio Banderas for some reason -_-'....OLE!
RitsukoTenshi1 1 year ago
You know, while listening closely to Dante's monologue, I realized that what he was describing was very...ahem...sexual. Especially with the shaping of the heart. Lol
DaVinciDaSecond 2 years ago
@DaVinciDaSecond Wow? Whipping it out and thrusting it in?
IamtheRobloxianator 2 years ago
i still think dante should be in a l'oreal commercial or something xD...his hair iz so silky smooth =P. now if only he were real...oh its times like this when i wish that the book/movie inkheart could be real as well *sighs* oh well lol
sonicyouth1982 2 years ago 4
Dante VS Solid Snake...
sonicshadowheroes 2 years ago
@sonicshadowheroes Dude dante would rape snake.
IamtheRobloxianator 2 years ago
Dante sounded like he was teaching us how to sex. LOL
AkatsukiNut 2 years ago 3
@AkatsukiNut Yea Whipping it out and thrusting it in with great force then we are all satisfied
IamtheRobloxianator 2 years ago
Dante frees sparda from a hellgate heart lolz
XBlueG12 2 years ago 2
fenasi deiL mi :)
theworldisyarraq 2 years ago
omg...u got just a deadly rating against berial ??!!!?!! roflmao
Hybrodon 2 years ago
o and casher i was gona name my kid dante also :) and if its a girl ill name her lady lmao nah maybe trish lol!! nah maybe kyrie nah!! lol! dont want my girl being a jappaneese person ppl will make fun of her ill prob just name my kid if its a boy dante and if its a girl ill name her amy or sumthing idk all i know is im nameing my kid dante or if i have 2 boys then ill name my 2nd kid nero unless he comes first and ill put white hair on them :) heck yeah my kids r gona b awsomer then ur kids!!!!
theruinedshadow4 2 years ago
dante: u can stay and die or u can walk ur ugly ass back threw that gate! its ur call pal LOL!!!!! dante is hillarious i never thought he would say ass but ok! thats wat makes it funny!
theruinedshadow4 2 years ago
dante is such a joker im goin to name my kid dante
jcasher2009 2 years ago 6
It's a pretty name in deed. Weird to use... but I find it really pretty.
Arthur3batera 2 years ago 3
The hell? Lols.. Dante's talkin about "S" didnt he?
Watever it is.. Dante's still COOL and AWESOME!! Love him! Dante ROCK!! xp
burningzangelz 2 years ago
Sexual puns + Dante =
....love...
dreny91 2 years ago 4
Oh dear god, yes.
Esty2326 2 years ago
lucifer is freekin aw sum wish i had 1
gaimasta36 2 years ago
Lets Rock :D
juniorblisard 2 years ago
you know Dante could have shot him like that earlier but i know he wants to have some fun.
NitroShad 2 years ago
Delicious <3.
joluh 2 years ago
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DonutsRGreat 2 years ago
*palm face*
MillzaFlame 2 years ago
*slap* u fool
carrot646 2 years ago
*face palm*
TheBuxxx 2 years ago
Capcom and their puns INDEED! *kinky!*
emo3ninja 3 years ago
This...this is why I preferred Dante's cutscenes.
Sexual innuendo and demonic lore >>> "KYRIEEEEEE!!" XD
gigantor21 3 years ago 24
Admittedly it is hilarious whenever Nero's voice cracks while shouting KYRIEEEE! But yes, I prefer Dante's cutscenes :)
pwnedTAS 2 years ago 4
dante es la ostia me encanta XD
Melkor178 3 years ago
i wonder if dante was talking about sex i mean come on ''whip it out'' ''thrust it'' ''penetrate '' ''everyone satisfied'''
ajzremix 3 years ago 26
dude u rok
BADD2087 3 years ago
@ajzremix I cant watch this part now without thinking dirty lol
Pbtanx3 5 months ago
lol this isnt cutscene
MesserSVK 3 years ago
lol Dante is the best!! XD
samfentondanphs 3 years ago 2
Oh Lawd. *laughs* Way to go, D. WAY TO GO.
MiyuneMoriama 3 years ago 2
That music, and that...that MAN! -heart asplodes-
chibikitsune21 3 years ago 5
OMFG!!! I love it!!! Dante pawns all, man, Seriously!!! XD
NatsumiKairi08 3 years ago 4
Legendary scene is legendary
DarkvindFromIllier 3 years ago 3
Capcom, you and your puns :P
xRayeSesshyFanx 3 years ago
What a great mix, man... Sexual Innuendos...with the beats of the background music...I mean damn... This is kind of sexy. I love group message those lines. hahahaha
wharfreek 3 years ago 4
Ever noticed the lines Dante said after acquiring Lucifer??? (e.g., "Until with great strength, I ram it in!")
It's kind of...'for adults' heheheh... Get what I mean???
Swordmaster and non-SM Skills: Pin-Up, Ecstasy, Discipline, Bondage, Climax.
wharfreek 3 years ago 4
I love the scene at the beginning where they're all at church and dante drops in and shoots that guy, it = badass.
rilosafe1 3 years ago
omg that looks like a awesome game ^^
BloodNekoGirl 3 years ago
ahhh.... I See I see....
There is the Rose x3
thanks ^^
TheDeathWings 3 years ago
just really like the scene!!! that one's good!!! LOL
Dante is a nice performer haha
harukibaliw 3 years ago
I love this Scene *___*
But where did he get the Rose? ô.o
TheDeathWings 3 years ago 6
i have no clue lol
m1keandr3 3 years ago
@TheDeathWings from the lucifer
MultiFinalfantasy7 1 year ago
@TheDeathWings hes dante he spawnd it out of nowhere cuz hes awesome
onepice1234 1 year ago
@TheDeathWings well if you look at the end the spider head (or wathever) on Lucifer holds it in his mouth so i guess he got it there, but on the other hand there shows no sign of that in the cutscene so no clue...
px444 9 months ago
@TheDeathWings He had one hidden in his shoes
MrMuhammadJunaid 9 months ago
Dante's a man.....A BIG STRONG MAN!!!!!!
RuneAddict369 3 years ago 4
damn it i wish i was him
Beno2212 3 years ago
Easily the best cutscene in this game.
And one of my favourites from any game.
CyberfreakSuperstar 3 years ago 4
Lol.
Just when you think Dante can't get any more awsome and badass than he already is, he goes and pulls something like that.
Dante is the epiphany to all things badass.
Joyride37 3 years ago 2
Sexy Dante ! *O*
Mystic131 3 years ago
hi dante
sousekisui 3 years ago
hey dante so funny
neromydog 3 years ago
<3
SOOOOO COOOOLLLLL!!!
dante's the man!
deathoftheundead 3 years ago
this is my favorite scene, Dante is the man!
arnoldlegendkiller 3 years ago
dante is badass and whoever says different is just stupid about games cause dante never lets people down
devilmonsterleon 3 years ago
For get the Sexual part.. its just plain Dante for the win!
TaylaEwa 4 years ago 2
Lmao, I love this cut scene. That was hilarious XD
xRayeSesshyFanx 4 years ago
P.S., anyone else notice the beginning of the innuendo with him saying 'that was a bit of a let down,i was expecting more than just a few sparks'
hypershadw 4 years ago 4
I have to say,watching this is a bit awkward,especially since I'm a dude. Funny nonetheless and I'm glad they didn't cut it. This does however change his image from a badass to a player.
hypershadw 4 years ago
Petty for Berial, i begin to like him :'(
And for Dante, OLEEEEEEE!
grimgor07 4 years ago
rofl, and thats ladies and gents is what makes Dante the badass that he is XD awesome lines, way to go Dante!
ChadTheBad777 4 years ago 3
Agreed.
sonicboom510 4 years ago 3
The song that's playing when dante's throwing those red spike things in the air?
abelstar 4 years ago
omg...when he's int he air he has lucifer on but when he come sback down he has rebellion!
bobbybuba 4 years ago
What the name of the song?
abelstar 4 years ago 2
which one, berial's theme is called "sworn through swords"
TheDarkWall 4 years ago 2
First I whip it out! Then I thrust it! With great force! Every angle..! It penetrates! Until...! With great strength...! I... ram it in! In the end... We are all satisfied... and you are set free...!
sonicboom510 4 years ago 4
First I whip it out! Then I thrust it! With great force! Every angle..! It penetrates! Until...! With great strength...! I... ram it in! In the end... We are all satisfied... and you are set free...!
xaax666 4 years ago 3
First I whip it out! Then I thrust it! With great force! Every angle..! It penetrates! Until...! With great strength...! I... ram it in! In the end... We are all satisfied... and you are set free...!
nyugvo6 4 years ago 4