SQUIRTING CUCUMBER! The YouTube Carnival and FREAK SHOW!

[Razorokc]

hummm,,, kinda cute, he needs a hard fucking

[goldevia]

Lol, this video is funny. xD

You don't seem to blink a lot.

[xoxomaddieeexoxo]

thats soooo scary!!

[kyle1255]

yu suck

[rockergirl8000]

that was crap

[aznbandit200]

lol

[SoooFSlipKnoT]

what's the name of the song in the beginning?

[elbo100]

your trailer is smaller than your brain

[premorphos]

WOW this is going to be great... (finaly i can show my face)

[Dorei8606]

my God!! you are hot and funny I love you!!

[candyman995]

hahah this is funny i great idea!

[bleeder9o0]

Great work A11en !! you make Youtube a better place ^-^

[JustA11en]

aww! ty :)

[mnmbmpamc]

lmaoooo your an idiot. lmfao

i love you!

[JustA11en]

Lovable idiot. That's me! :D

[TheEyesOfTheSouth]

Gah I love the hook lol "crush you with my mind" ...I'm easily entertained. You're such great eye candy 2 moi` :-P

[JustA11en]

*blushes*

(well..not really. It's hard to make me blush...but thanks! >:D

[MeggieandAl]

lol that was so cool! we'll keep watching!

[JustA11en]

Thanks! :)

[saenzjoel]

this is stupid no video

[lorettablonde]

You are too sweet looking,;) lol. Good video, I hope it works out, I will keep watching to see how the project goes. Luck, & Happy Halloween!

From Northern Alberta Canada, lol.

[JustA11en]

Thank you! :)

[hallbe]

Do you like ghouls, gore, blood, and creepy things?

Check out my videos!

You'll be glad you did!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

[JustA11en]

Happy Halloween to you!

[hallbe]

Thanks!

[LordAsiram]

FUCK YES. You dissed 4chan, and are therefore FREAKING AWESOME.

[TropicalTendencies]

folie a deux?! pourquoi pas! nice video! :)

[JustA11en]

No one else seemed to notice that! :D

[theunknownknows]

I noticed...just don't read Portuguese...

[alaughingfreak]

oh look uncle harold! :-)

[JustA11en]

*snicker*

[zappaelcrappa]

That first image has a strange resemblance to a Pres.?

[JustA11en]

LOL

[yankeegurl62]

why be normal? hummmmmm you are creepy and messed up!! I like that!! LOL Ever just sat around and watched what walks thru the local malls? There are some pretty creepy people (?) in there...scary, really scary!!

[JustA11en]

I'm a people watcher too! The airport is great for that.

[toptop90]

didnt know chris crocker was in at 01:18.oh well,he has to make money from his born talents,so why not?

[FrostbittenWolf]

My shoe size has been equal to my age for the past five years.

[JustA11en]

I can't wait untill you're 30!

[FrostbittenWolf]

NOOO!!!! It's bad enough finding shoes now that don't cost over $100 now!

[FrostbittenWolf]

Oh hey, i've got something good:

Coke-a-Cola used to be a headache medicine that contained cocaine.

[alagogo]

what ever happen to the bat boy? damn that national enquirer, daily sun or whatever rag mag that was it's there journallistic duty to keep us in formed!

[JustA11en]

I hear he coaches soccer, in Ohio. :)

[CidCorrosive]

I'm totally normal, I think I qualify for being Odd!

[JustA11en]

Normal is odd! >:D

[mcb350z]

"In the interest of disclosure" I wish somebody would make a heavy metal version of the "My Buddy" song.

[JustA11en]

that would be funny

[WierdDane]

LOL coool

[JustA11en]

>:D

[darkfiresamurai87]

Why no mudkips? I herd you liek them.

[JustA11en]

are you stalking me? :D

[darkfiresamurai87]

Nope, just wondering if you were from ebaums.

[Hybie]

Are you chewing gum, young man? In public! How could you...

[JustA11en]

lol

[Blargaldalien]

Batboy!

[JustA11en]

yep!

[MistressTaurea]

posted my video response. Its at a motorcycle event called rock and blues custom show, pentrich derbyshire , UK. Bungie ball with myself and my friend. :)

[JustA11en]

Just accepted it. You're nuts! (nuts=my kind of peoples!) >:D

[zztopBosco]

bro im bifor!! bin is anadar planet!! bat im in this moment im live in furtteruuim in galaltik ruertuupar! maibi u dont know bat!! is verry  cool!

[JustA11en]

I can relate. Everyone should have at least one, crazy coach/teacher.

[zztopBosco]

im bilive in aliens!!!

[JustA11en]

FREAK! >:D

[drumlover1]

i have a ditch in my arm a little dent in my arm and the skin from my arm is on my face

[xxspinn3rxx]

should this video make me feel scared in any way?! oh well, nice job! :[)

[JustA11en]

thx!

[drumlover1]

tell me if you want a pic for your freak show

[casesteel]

sweet.

Your psychic abilities are impressive....lol

[JustA11en]

shhh.....

it's a secret!

[atticusjenkins]

LOL. Rock on.

[urbanclimber777]

7% of all statistics are made up.

[JustA11en]

LOL

[akc211]

That was great!! What do you mean you are just getting the hand of iMovie! I liked that!!!!

[JustA11en]

Aww! >:D

[DebUSA]

This is a GREAT idea.

I hope to contribute SOON.

I just now subscribed to you =)

[JustA11en]

thanks Deb!

[kateam1975]

glow worms can i by the tattoo lady

[JustA11en]

Glow worms are FTW!

[LittleXUselessXChild]

OMG! I FUCKING LOVE THAT! (excuse the language)

[JustA11en]

Thx!

[suburbanmom]

I've always been especially fond of Batboy. I use it as my icon on one site.

[JustA11en]

He lives in my town!

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

You smell like shit fag, fuck you.

TESTICLE TESTICLE TESTICLE

I shoot semen at 60 mph

NO HOMO YOU STUPID HICK

I hope your kid gets AIDS from your black man servant.

1 star BIATCH

[aeseeke]

"go have sexual intercourse with yourself"

~JustA11en

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

Step one: Pull justa11en's throbbing 2 inch UNCIRCUMCISED (lol) cock out of your anus.

Step two: ???

Step three: PROFIT

[aeseeke]

lmao that's funny as hell. good one

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

Damn it, I was trying to troll and you found it funny. I fail. Lol.

[aeseeke]

well I do what I can to negate the hate (gross, that freakin rhymes), better luck next time

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

Fag.

[aeseeke]

your moves are weak grasshopper, not until you can insult yourself can you insult me

[JustA11en]

HRD: have you met your match? You used to be so crreative. *sigh*

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

I troll myself enough so, you're stupid.

You too a11en.

[superlunary]

Metrosexually highlighted hair...Tim. BWAHAHAHAHAAHA!! You're so hilarious. So glad I found your channel.

xx SL xx

[JustA11en]

Thanks SuperLu!

[MutinyInJonestown]

OK How about a bit of meaningless info...I am reading this book called The Bunker, it's about Hitler's last days. The author tells a story about interrogating a German officer in 1944 and he describes said officers using a German word "Besserwisserei" which means pretending to know everything better. Nothing to do with you... you're actually kinda humble but I though you'd like it.

[JustA11en]

thx fot the history blurb! I have read many books on that era, but not that one. I will check it out.

[artgirlsreality]

Babe you always know to keep me on the edge of my seat! Ok this will be interesting to see what we see on the vid responses on THIS ONE!! LOL

[JustA11en]

Thanks Meg. You should get your freak on!

[artgirlsreality]

I do baby...but behind closed doors ONLY!!! :D

[JustA11en]

>:D

[suburbanmom]

What a great idea!

[JustA11en]

Thanks!

[MBRHIndustries]

techno music, lu... glowlz? there was just a half ass bootleg carnival right down the street from me like a week ago, your timing is awful.

[JustA11en]

sorry :(

I bet you could think of something else!

[Sanclestia]

I know what yer talkin' 'bout...oh....er....uhm....wro­ng person! LULZ(Y CATZ).....yeh

[JustA11en]

no! glow worm and my buddy!

[JimDandyofDallas]

JA: u seem to have the perfect fanbase for this type of thing. :P

[JustA11en]

I think so too! Big fan of the social outcast, I am.

[desheik]

Cool.

[ih8afaker]

I find that anyone who proclaims and reiterates that they have a vast amount of any type of knowledge, usually is very limited or greatly misjudges the amount they actually have.

[JustA11en]

I believe you have poor observational skills.

[ih8afaker]

That very may well be in some aspects, but I don't think so in this case. Anyone can spout off information and pass it off as knowledge. You my friend, pass on information but rarely pass on any knowledge.

[JustA11en]

How many of my vids have you watched? I make very few "proclamations", state my bias, & support anything that say is a fact. If you dont like my vids, you have tons of other options on YT. -ih8apompusjerk

[ih8afaker]

When one states that they are a "veritable cornucopia of useless knowledge" and then two paragraphs later proclaims "The pursuit of (occasionally applicable) knowledge" and then reiterates in their video that they are a "information junkie, a veritable cornucopia of useless and non-applicable knowledge", well you get the picture.

[JustA11en]

Note: useless & occasionally applicable. Have you heard of self depricating humor?

[ih8afaker]

Now you're gonna play the worn out "I'm just making fun of myself" and it was all "tongue in cheek" when you're called out on something game. I expected something a little more original from someone with your vast knowledge. But I guess you didn't have any knowledge that was applicable in this case.

BTW, I do like your vids, somewhat.

[JustA11en]

I think you should lighten up, but I have always ask for any, & all, feedback.

[splinterc15]

Shit nice videos hit me up with a subscription or friend request

[Fringe111]

What a great idea, I'm double jointed, but I can't show you that. It would be too embarrasing

[JustA11en]

We must see that!>:D

[Fringe111]

Beg me lol

[JustA11en]

PLEASE! PRETTY PLEASE! >:D

[Fringe111]

lol maybe

[mewho1]

Very cool :) I'll send you my old tattoo blog as a response for now, and probably make a new one for you in a day or two :)

[JustA11en]

Thanks!

[CagedSongBird]

Great video!  I have to look at the video responses now! :)

Have a great day filled with smiles!

(((Hugs))) to you...

Paula

[JustA11en]

Thanks CSB! Your comment made me smile!

[AmberellaS]

Aww the forehead is great Mike, you know it! :)

[JustA11en]

Amber is a sucker for guys with big brains.

[JustA11en]

Yuu should enter the boohbahs in the show!

[silverscreamgrl]

Congrats on the 1000 subs! I'm going to guess you shall win many honors (1 already!) because there are a lot of freaky people out there ;)

[JustA11en]

thanks SSG! Yes there are....I'm one of them! >:D

[yaffle]

I am a rare two-eyed cyclops.

[JustA11en]

I know. I have called the authorities!

[littlepandaexpress]

freakshow my oh my is there gna be alot

[JustA11en]

cool!

[batphilo]

touch my bat, boy....no homo

[JustA11en]

You need to talk to Phil about that.

[JustA11en]

I had to get you back for the stick boot. No Vlogg wars!

[cooksterz]

Funnel cakes, get your funnel cakes!!

[JustA11en]

Candy apples! 2 for a dollar!

[CobiCobe]

LOL! You caught James by surprise :)

[JustA11en]

The world waits on James' nip vid!

[CobiCobe]

lol, I'll see if he's up to it :)

[AmberellaS]

Hahahaha aww you don't look like a carnie, they don't have teeth! :p I can fit my fist in my mouth.. is that good enough?

[JustA11en]

yes! make a vid! NOW! DO IT!

[AmberellaS]

GLOWW WORMS!!!

[JustA11en]

yeppers!

[carlykaiser]

aww... you love me!

But, I am not going to make one, so I guess I will be crushed -sigh-

[JustA11en]

I'll let you off the hook....this time.

[carlykaiser]

Sweet! -raises hand- HIGH FIVE!

[leafdude]

As always....incredible!

[JustA11en]

thx man.

[Roswell73]

hmmm.... can I use a video that's already up on YT. infact, it's been up about 7 months I think. is that ok?

[JustA11en]

No problem.

[MutinyInJonestown]

I live in San Francisco so I just can't tell what is normal and what is freakish.

[JustA11en]

Yes, it is very subjective.

[Gigolo8]

ROFL, this sould be so much fun!

[JustA11en]

Thanks man. Bring it on!

[ShortbusMooner]

I'm so boring. I have one tat on my shoulder. That's it. No stupid human tricks.

Unless it counts that I know the words to every song I've ever heard, give or take a dozen! ;)

Hope you had a great weekend! Hugs to you & the family! ;)

[JustA11en]

Hey you! I bet you know some strange, random, but true facts!

[ShortbusMooner]

Hmmmmm.... I'll sleep on it! LOL!

[JustA11en]

Done sleeping? Remember, I know that you have a new camcorder & know how to edit now! >:D

[ShortbusMooner]

ARRRGGGHHH! The PRESSURE! hehe!

Actually, I'm getting ready to fly outta here on Friday, for a fun-filled & well-deserved vacation, so I'll get my goofy, oldest friends to help me out! ;)

(Is it Friday yet?!)

[mysterywalker]

a third nipple is a "trick"?

[JustA11en]

I think that's more of an oddity... but I bet someone could make it do tricks!

[anakin1814]

28TH!

and I'm not a freak! LOL Congrats on 1000!!

[JustA11en]

Thx Gary!

[curt344]

Sorry, but there's absolutely nothing weird or out of the ordinary about me. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go put on my camoflauge "Butch" T-shirt and dance in front of my refrigerator to old Kristy McNichol albums with my cats.

[Aember25]

Lol Curt I love you!

[woosteria]

wait a minute curt...didn't you just subscribe to the dark lord?  i'd say THAT's pretty freaky!

[JustA11en]

I know where he lives. I'm sure that he could find something entertaining!

[curt344]

I'm pleading the 5th to any connection to this dark lord of which you speak, Wooster.

((((Aember25))))

[JustA11en]

Woo hoo! Camo!

[JustA11en]

Kristy McNichol! That belongs in the show!

[Gimmeabreakman]

Most of my freak stuff...is like...sexy freaky...

[Aember25]

LOL I wanna See!!! Ive posted a vid response to this too. Just waiting on his approval

[JustA11en]

Done!

[Aember25]

woot woot! Lol told you I didnt have much to brag abot :P

[JustA11en]

yes you do!

[Aember25]

lol yes im sucha freak :P