Top Gear Bloopers (part one of two)

[TheLionRichard]

damn she was amazlingly beautiful in any way

[Mns2007cp]

What season and episode is the bikini ladies from?

[VoidOfEulogy]

@Mns2007cp fapfapfapfap .... :P

[staenir]

Kosa med pattarna no

[Clubs4Metal]

0:58 "It's like settling down in a warm and well stocked library in a country house, with a book and a labrador curled up at your feet... and nothing to do until it's time to dress for dinner"

I always keep laughing in the end! XD

[81broncoman]

The bleeped out phrase was "No, honey, I wont cum on your mouth." I know this because i have seen the unedited version.

[Alleyneko]

@81broncoman where did you find the unedited version?

[81broncoman]

@Alleyneko

The internet, I think a Youtube vid that has since been removed.

[iceass01]

BBC should start upload these videos on youtube!

Btw, where can one get "blooper-videos" like these about Top Gear?

[MetallMozzo]

funny stuff!!

[vsa2o]

its late and i'm drunk

lol

[WarpPal]

"Now standing next to her is Vicky".....OH SHIT

[facup88]

They were a nice pair of fun bags to be fair to him.

[OZZl3]

Can anyone explain the cabin story, what was so funny about it? :S

[eletriclizard293]

there like great orbs o.0 bet line ever xD

[dreakheart]

what are the 3 hardest words to say again ?

[AirCanada04]

@dreakheart I think it was "Can I cum in your mouth?"

[AnthonyHeadFan]

what seasons and episodes does all this happen?

[linkinparkfor1]

the 10 dislikes are from discovery's fifth gear

[MotorsportMonster]

@linkinparkfor1 It's a Channel 5 show

[Medabg88]

@linkinparkfor1 actually you couldn't be more wrong mate. :) they are friends with 5th gear crew especially tiff needell who, believe it or not, hosted top gear back in 1987 i believe, long before any of these 3 were in the show. top gear was canceled and relaunched in 2002. if i'm not mistaking and it had hammond and clarkson, and james replaced 3rd guy shortly after. even now you can see tiff from time to time in their episodes. and 10 dislikes are from 10 retards who probably have no life...

[Medabg88]

@linkinparkfor1 eh, i wasnt trying to be a smatass, just thats something many ppl dont know and for some reason 5th gear is considered lower class show and i dont think thats the case (although top gear is my choice mostly cause of presenters charisma)... anyway i wont waste anymore time on this, just wanted you to know i replied strictly informative and not to argue in any way.

[Muryxkitteh]

I've often wondered who would win a giggling contest, Jezza or Hamster. Aaaaaaand...still a draw.

[Eirik36]

daayyyuummm Vicky

[sargentaaron2004]

what episode is the bikini girls in?

[MrDannyk123]

who would dislike this? Uh...Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond. In fact the only one who would actually like this is the stig. lol

[MrAudifanatic]

those orbs.....lol

[saznrai]

which episode is that boob part from?

[TheManGuyDude]

@saznrai Just search posche 911 turbo top gear in youtube.

[princeofnany]

hold 8 for quagmire!

[PrinceForte]

2:35 Good god, Vicky; DAT CLEAVAGE. B|

[votedonut]

Press 2 then 6 and watch Hammond

[MrSanguinius1234]

"Now... It has been officially announced this week, that Jeremy Clarckson IS AN ASS" i laughed my ass of :P

[leeswaggerskill]

hold 9 down for tea bag

[ThanasisLed]

1:18

[DonRiceeey1995]

vicky would get it more than sharon...

[Volodeas]

from what episode it's the one with the three words?

[Trebor1UK]

2:26, i forgot what i was watching nevermind clarky forgeting his line.

[slipknotfan711]

lol great i love top gear

[JackassJunior627]

its like settleing down in a warm and well stocked library in a country house with a good book and a labrador curled up at your feet, and nothing to do until its time to dress for dinner.

[bbmrockz]

LMAO

[legendkoen]

i like Vicky...

[AlexDeese]

FUNNY!!!!

[niksta1]

Oh shit, sorry ive just realised something, its late and im drunk. Clarkson you fucking legend!

[DivineMastery]

I prefer these good old days where richard wasnt a pain in the arse and had pretty good jokes =]

[omaaar2008]

is that anne robinson at the first clip?

[Merc140497]

@omaaar2008 Yeah... lol :D

[guguigugu]

nine people are women

[yoitsdomka]

@guguigugu

I find this offensive, as I am a woman as well. And yet I'm here.

...Okay, actually, I don't, it's a fair assumption. xP

Laughing my ass off here xD Hamster's laugh at 1:10 is PRICELESS.

[Piriathy]

Is he twelve years old? I know Vicky is a smokin' piece of ass but he looks at her tits and forgets what he's saying? Come on!

[topgearnut1989]

@Piriathy well tell me if you were looking at tits that big you'd forget everything cuz i know i would!

[1rastamafios]

Fuck this guy..British bastard!!!!!

[Jacquibim]

@1rastamafios - umadbro?

[CptKookie]

Nine people don't think Vicky is hot.

[vanished001]

The great orbs belong to Vikki Thomas she still looks hot as today 9 years later

[physicmad]

these great orbs -ooo bloody hell!!

[Tessawho1]

how can you get the dvd of just the normal eps? :)

[HachiZenki]

I don't blame Clarky on that last one. You'd have to be gay not to be distracted.

[zantetsuken85]

@HachiZenki wrong. gays get disgusted and still couldn't get on with it.

[desertdemon1993]

Vicky is HOTTER !

[javiery1990]

how can i get vicky's number?

[jaimej2k2]

I'll take Vicky, thank you!

[sanandreas412]

1.21 that is not even news XDDDDDDDDDDDD

[TheRoroki]

They are great. These three complete each other.

[Justin061594]

what episode is the second clip with the 3 words?

[farQuhar85]

sharron claps like a retarded seal

2:30

[Hodovnik]

@farQuhar85 what series/episode is that scene from?

[phantomloita]

@Hodovnik search for "top gear porsche 911" it's the first video

[thecatsgonewild]

@farQuhar85 THATS what you were looking at???

[SHIFTERnight]

2:18 is from what episode?

[G1NZOU]

"I've forgotten."

[vilyo15]

from what episode is from 1:55 on?

[The10Girl]

I got hangover just like Jeremy xD haha lol

[HannsKlopps]

1:09 the best :D

[Latetzkii]

Favorite, right there: 0:50

[ainmartin]

@Rock11296 Its Millets .

[ainmartin]

Its late and im drunk .

[feat8]

0:37 actually sounded like a dog :D

[Bloodprince1234]

"It's been officially announced this week that jeremy clarkson is AN ASS!"

LOL xD

[MrXctus]

what episode was the boobies one :O?

[karolsc100]

0:00 lol



[wweluver11]

hahahahaha lol Hammond is incredibly cute when he cracks himself laughing!!! <3 top gear

[chevy82250]

Best car show ever...

[MiiraRH]

1:58 Hammond looks soooo cute whens hes cracking up and is like "He started that it was'nt me! He went I did'nt do it!" while pointing at Jeremy. Then again Hammond is cute whatever he does haha

[LINDM4N]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA 1:00 xDDDD so fuckin epic xD

[Ritzkit4ABitzkit]

Now it's been officially announced this week that Jeremy Clarkson is an Arse. LOL!!!

[NoirNG]

02:18 Boobs...

[taranchula97]

@NoirNG These great orbs from bloody hell!

[cheesydalek]

Now its been officially announced this week that Jeremy Clarkson is an Arse!!!! Lol gotta love him though!

[MrThegnome777]

Oh Nicky , what a hottie :D

[Retjaaah]

@MrThegnome777

*Vicky* 

[SalamisNuvolari5001]

I didn't understand the jacket thing.. can somebody please explain ? cheers

[chrssgreen]

Vicky can roadtest my trampoline anytime she likes....

[ktbspa123]

hammond at 0:58

haha i love it

[damshek]

"These great orbs of Bloody Hell..."

Pure brilliance.

[MegaROFLCOPTER14]

jeremy got a cramp at 0:37 XD

[kaz3kag3gaara]

@MegaROFLCOPTER14

No, he slammed his shin on the edge of the stage when he tried to walk onto it.

[jsoo2912]

wat did jeremy said at the first one?

[viss3n]

i like vickey

[modtbod]

whats the episode at :54?

[TheBrett56]

And nthing to do until its time to dress for dinner

[SSJ5VegetaV4]

@TheBrett56 I bloody laughed for an hour after that.

[45x45bw]

the first one was the funiest XD

[houseg6]

i would totally fuk both of dem chicks

[Alexdude99887]

It late and im drunk

[kayu38]

3 hardest words? wut did jeremy say?

[Sprinkles12345]

probably suck my cock lol

[Stu4GnR]

@kayu38 i wont cum in your mouth

[giulybliss]

richard's laugh is sooo contagious! XD

[viss3n]

last one is the best i like boobies!!

[10Dante4]

mmmmm Nicky!!!!

[robross1992]

BEST SHOW EVAR!!!

[xdemon123]

im fascinated!!! how come these chaps from england dont say "bollocks"?

[DimaBilanLove]

I love god damn Hammond! He's so funny! XD

[czarbkob]

the episode is season 2 ep 5

[lipphillypicklepoo]

I like those "Great big ords of bloody hell"

[StonedAlone451980]

omg i want to buy those boobs

[Kartlad90]

The bleeped out words are:

I won't come in your mouth any more

[boringrem]

it should be 'cum' maybe you dont know what it means?

[Kartlad90]

Ah yes, thank you for pointing that out when I was so obviously in the wrong :) And for the person who voted my post down, due to them obviously thinking it is wrong; I have seen the unedited version of this video :)

[kirmizibeyazim]

That girl in pink on end 0^0

[firegx66]

what are the three bloody words?

[TheHenryCatman]

I have it on DVD, he says "no I won't cum in your mouth" but then realises its more than 3 words

[firegx66]

thanks!

[SquareWire46]

@TheHenryCatman Could you tell me please which one is that dvd? Thanks

[TheHenryCatman]

@SquareWire46 it was on the best of series 3 and 4

[spacemarin37]

@TheHenryCatman whats the dvd title of the bloopers called?

[spacemarin37]

@TheHenryCatman whats the dvd called?

[shalishon]

@firegx66

"No I wan't cum in you'r mouse"? and then he sad "Oh no it's more"

[butchd2009]

@firegx66 i think its i love shopping

[james18296]

@firegx66 I love you maybe. just a guess



[DJGOLFVR6]

1:15 = THE BEST PART!!!!JAMES is AWESOME!

[Carpfisher12]

Where is the real episode of the last piece? (with the big boobies, 911) Plz react

[scm11904]

oh i want to know too

[ATHL3TE]

Ha just realised Jeremy's at fault for basically all of these :D

[MLarson01]

how did u get this on ur PSP?

[Jay25885]

lol, Love TopGear Jezza for PM!!!!

[Crapulency]

Correct

[vince2000rules]

Hammond sounds funny when he laughs!!!!

[chronoporter]

"these great orbs, oh bloody hell!" LOL

[wildbloodydragon]

hahahahaha

[lihtster2]

Why not leave the bloopers in??? XD

[LostDiamond7]

TopGear is one of THE best shows on BBC Television!!!...even if it does get f***d up every now and then

-can we edit that bit???

=P

[Helghast470]

its a shame that we have to wait so long till the next season =\

[kalu912]

1:13 LOL James

[jc167279]

what was the deal with the two jackets?

[PiGlEt95FIX]

on the anne robinson section ath the beginning?? what where the three bleeped out words? x

[leozeldalink]

"It's been officially announced that that Jeremy Clarkson is as ass" That's something Piers Morgan would say.

[kil7er]

"its been officially announced that jeremy clarckson is an ass"

hilaroius

[xuevgermanist]

Boobs keep ruling the world %-)

[NMEdrone]

You can't really blame him for looking at her boobs, I mean who wouldn't?

[STOPTHEEU]

which episode was it with the old black car?

[Kemo23]

2:00 i was about to fall off my chair! I just live when these guys are about to die from laughing!

[ishaan14]

I'd do the chick with the pink bikini at the end

[andre2j2]

who are the 2 chick at the end? Anyone know their complete names?

[Deadpoolryconn]

I think the one on the left is vikki thomas

[andre2j2]

Thanks :)

[Deadpoolryconn]

No prob, have fun :)

[WrongRoadRailways]

1:18 it's been officially announced this week that Jeremy Clarkson is an arse! lol

[Ottoplemeniti]

What's the episode and season on 1:00 , I haven't seen that episode.. Thanks

[sawyerbobby]

great boobies in the end

[bimmerm3freak]

what was the problem with the jackets?

[tickle2012]

what are the 3 hardest words for men to say according to Jermey?