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  • I can NOT believe I'm only just hearing about this man. He is hilarious, absolutely hilarious. "Flew like rats". "Continuous... drillage". What is the situation in Baghdad today? "Fine, fine. You see there is traffic and everything".

    I'm crying with laughter.

  • "They are criminals and stupid" :-) LOL good one mo

  • That guy, man I miss him. He would be perfect for the 0bama press secretary position... but man, going to that guys press conference is like going to a stand up comic show but the citizens are the joke.

  • he's right about bush being the worst president and a war criminal

  • "They are a superpower of al capon"

    LOL !

  • 1:39 "Full and continuous drillage."

    That's what SHE said!

  • @bellerophon602 "and THRUSTING the enemy" yikes!!

    i miss this guy.

  • Facts...only the facts as he says. How can anyone not love this guy? He and Pat Paulson (if he were still alive) should run things. At least we'd have some fun rather than swallowing covert lies we take daily. He at least lies to our eyes and we can see that. A real master of propaganda and colorful terms.

  • Love this guy. Very colorful. He'd be great in the US elections. Flying rats sounds about right for the Wall St folks.

  • I can just imagine this guy in high school...

    ("Hey Mohammed, is it true you have a long-distance girlfriend in Yemen?")

    "Yes...I am thrusting...thrusting...poundi­ng her from the front to the back..."

    ("I don't know, man. I heard from Ali that you made up the whole thing.")

    "No...no...that alleged thing...is not true...Ali is criminal...criminal and a stupid..."

  • "They are not only wrong...they are criminal...criminals and a stupid."

  • As soon as we crossed into Baghdad we killed forty of their troops followed by 2400 of their troops throwing their hands up and surrending. They didn't want to mess around with the US Marines.

    This guy got out alive he ended up going to Dubai for a couple of years wrote a book and came back to one of the other nearby countries not Iraq so he covered himself well during this disaster.

  • @DHarri9977 You're absolutely right. Also, considering it was the fastest advance on a capitol city in military history, I would say that should speak for itself.

    Semper Fi!

  • @DHarri9977 It wasn't that they didn't want to mess around with US marines, they just didn't want to fight for a completely insane dictator who over several decades had made their nation a pariah of the international community, had brought it to the brink of starvation based on sanctions and whose mentally unstable sons were probably raping the soldiers' wives while they were out fighting invaders.

  • @Aethelhald Much of what you say is obvious in hind sight as we have learned over the years. People were forced to watch Saddam during his fake victory parades, he created his own illusions in convincing himself and the people of his greatness. The people were isolated to the point of just believing and going along with it to survive. So I get that. Saddam and his sons abused their power to the point of capitulation in utilizing fascism.

  • Flying rats? Ugh, in English we call them pigeons.

  • @grubio1970 Saddam a nasty dictator? and yeah what Makes GW Bush then a Saint? for killing million of Iraqis and with WMDs been ever found the Iraq war was the biggest mistake.

  • where's his moustache?

  • cracked sent me here

  • ............fuckin rats man, always flying!

  • All of the enemies of freedom fear the US military. After all, we can fly.

  • Baghdad Bob - best Iraqi comedian in history! "Next question .... please ask something reasonable."

  • From Cracked

  • So glad hes still alive purely for the comedy he provided

  • But why the hell did Bush try to ban the Iraqis daily announcements of terminated soldiers and arms?

  • I agree, this poor guy probably knew everything he said was made up... but Al Capone? An American movie gangster?

  • I always remember this guy when he said that Baghdad airport was under their control and they couldn't take any journalists to prove the point as there were "technical problems".

    The "technical problems" were about 50 US tanks and about 2000 US troops !! :-)

  • He now lives in the United Arab Emirates

  • They are war criminals, they are Al Capone.... History proved the man was right !!

  • what happened to him? is he alive?

  • @eveonline1 He's living in the UAE with his family now. (:

  • I didn't know American soldiers could fly everywhere.

  • the guy sounds like an idiot trying to make everything sound like a double entendre

  • I think former Iraqi minister Tariq Ali said it best, as well as I am sure Mohammad Al Sahaf concurs. He said the Iraq war was fought for two reasons

    ISRAEL and OIL. Very true.

  • they are nowhere. they are on the move. they are trapped everywhere and cannot move, but they are nowhere and on the move.

  • Cracked.

  • in Libya Moussa Ibrahim is the new "Baghdad BOB"

  • @MexicanCommenter Wrong... youtube.com/watch?v=HAwtyUYoFt­8&feature=related

  • @sebaz1982 Moussa Ibrahim was talking to the press in Tripoli just reminded me of "Baghdad Bob"

    also known as "comical Ali"

  • @MexicanCommenter well... i think thats a wrong comparrisson. but its ur opinion.......................­.

  • @MexicanCommenter They started calling him "Comical Moussa" too...

  • I love this guy, this is what crazy looks like.

  • I feel very sorry for him. He was put up in front of the media to try and give a clear view point from a nasty dictator and his family. When the inevivitable happenend and Saddam and his clan ran away he stayed. We view him as an object of derision, but he was ordered to say the things he did, otherwise there would have been problems for him and his family. I am glad I am not in his position as anyone with half a mind would be.

  • I thought this would end with an M1 Abrams driving over "Baghdad Bob".

  • Talk about someone who can stay "on message" tho ...

  • Baghdad Bob - "there are no weapons of mass destruction, this war is unjustified"

    Haha! What a lying fool! Thank God I don't have to live in a country ruled by such bald face liars.

  • @chamolihn

    Think again....

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  • @chamolihn Actually the part about there not being any Weapons of Mass Destruction were later proved accurate.

  • @MPA2000 Well they did drop chemical weapons on the Iranians and Kurds several years previous. Was probably all of it too.

  • thanks for tha laugh bob LOL!

  • Haha bitch got owned at 8:32!

  • I wonder if at any point he thought well everyone knows I'm lying now so I'm just gonna have fun and make the most colorful descriptions I can, fuck it.

  • CNN referred to him as "Baghdad Bob." The misinformation guy, I guess if you were at war, it is different, and I did not think of that, sorry. Jason

  • O are on them!!!!

  • Liberals actually hoped this guy was right.

  • Havent seen this in awhile....LOL.....I remember when this was happening....this guy cracked me up! One of my favs was ole bagdad bob: "there are NO americans, american tanks in bagdad....we have pushed them out and destroyed them....they are burning"....meanwhile in background were a couple of American M1A1 tanks rolling along!.....LOL!!!!

  • An american friend of mine told me about this guy and also about their fear................

    of shitting their pants while laughing their asses off.

  • "it's a firm belief that we are winning this war and we will WIN this war"!!! i enjoyed watching this idiot. i'd always laugh when gobshite like tha came out of his mouth.

  • sure honored Arabs of IRAQ will punish kurdish for their betrayal ..soon

  • Is this guy still in denial? Still claiming that there are no Americans in Baghdad?

  • "thrusting the enemy and chasing it"

    i miss him so much.

  • @spiromilhouse And apparently you're, in a word, an asshole.

  • Well, he was right about one thing. Invading Iraq definitely didn't turn out to be a picnic.

  • @antred11 It seems that the cost of this war is something like 795000000000 dollars. Not a small sum of money. And today the situation in Iraq is a tragedy and there is no easy way out of crisis, at least for the people in Iraq.

  • "We have...THRUST them to the...BACK of the bus... for their crimes and we are CRUSHING them." :)

  • Genius, he is actually a full-time real-life trool, the most epic troll ever! :)

  • he's just a man who do his job

  • :D

  • All fear his continuous drillage.

  • Clean them of their dirts...hahhaah

  • "They are trapped here and there. We keep them on the move. They can't go anywhere." lol..

  • lol! i can't believe this. He should be given another position to entertain us.

  • im gonna use these lines for school oration LOL

  • @PattiLouise Proof that you're clearly a tad stupid...

  • lol i like his way of making an offensive towards Baghdad sound like we're retreating foward from provinces already cleared. Also we're a super power of Al Capone.

  • lol i like his way of making an offensive towards Baghdad sound like we're retreating foward from provinces already cleared.

  • I have missed this guy.

  • Apparently rats fly!

  • VS Moussa Ibrahim of Libya muhaha

  • We have a lot of Political Correct politicians in Europe now, telling us that Muslims are needed and they save our pensions by raping our daughters.

    We can call them Europe-Bob-PC

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  • I loved BAGHDAD BOB! He was so funny and colorful! This is who Moammar Gadahi needs! Dude could lie but it was funny!

  • 'Just like that!---we are under control!"

    the rest flew like rats!--they are not in any place, they are everywhere, they are in atrap !

  • HAHHA. Just like Moussa Ibrahim! Two idiots!!!

  • they fleeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!!!! 

  • This hit cracks me up hahhahhaha pounding them reminds.me moussa ibrahim of Libya

  • just like that.

  • hahahahahahah

  • I've got more respect for Baghdad Bob then the last 3 American presidents and allmost the whole of the EU Parlement! (except for Nigel Farage)

    The real scum are the bankers of europe and usa, they OWN nations, they bought there bonds because those countries are falling under the banking rules and protocols, wake up!

    Your only chance of having a decent future in the west is if you go in the army or work at Mcdonalds or cocacola, Corporations are on a warpath to get a monopoly!

    And we pay!

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD, OK OK OK , *THEY FLEW LIKE RATS* AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHHA OH MY GOD OH SHIT AHAHHAA * WE LEAD THEM INTO A TRAP, AND WE WILL TURN THAT TRAP INTO A FULL ON DRILLAGE*

    HOLY SHIT I CANY BREATHE SOMEONE CLAL 911 AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

    *DIES*

  • A full and continuous.... drillage!

    Al-Sahaf confirmed for Gurren Lagan.

  • haha what a lier !

  • 0:40 The Arab Tony Montana?

  • Rueters always had the most endowed mic...

  • I heard he's working as a GOP budget negotiator now.

  • 2:21

    

  • Desert snakes on the move, everywhere, going to the back.

  • Mohammed Saïd al-Sahaf RULES

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  • Frosting the enemy?

    Yum.

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  • Dude must have been a Bush's planted agent. There is no other explanations for his maniacal rambling making the U.S. looking BETTER instead of making them look worse. XD

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  • he needs a Mtv reality tv show...

  • @spiromilhouse um hey HE IS STILL ALIVE.

  • "The rest flew......like rats....."

  • "Its good as you see it, as you see it, with traffic and everything."

    And that's your traffic report with Al-Sahaf. He'll be back later for the weather.

  • if he would have used a gun as much as he has used his mouth, then the Axis of Villains would probably have lost the war for oil, lol.

  • This is an illujan!

  • "Continuous drillage." LMFAO!!

  • The funny thing about this is he actually survived the carnage of Iraq so I guess he won in the end lol

  • @youse12132 yes quite a long time after he was found in his own house watching TV...what they did with him I do not know but i think he is alive and well now quite an object lesson in maintaining your dignity in the face of overwhelming odds..in any case bush blair are the real criminals

  • At the time I thought this guy was of hes head but watch now he makes a lot of sense

  • WHAT ABOUT "THE WEPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION"

    Well how is the BIG myth here?

  • crazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy

    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­h

  • did they ever capture this guy??? I can't find any information about it on the net. This guys a legend!!

  • @whoisupdog

    Well, yes, he was captured by the Americans in 2003, but apparently they didn't think there was any point in prosecuting him, so he was later released. Rumor has it he lives in the United Arab Emirates now.

  • @ballebanan thanks for the info!

  • @ballebanan The guy was a murderer (literally), but he was fondly remembered by the foreign forces due to these wartime media briefings, so they let him go.

  • They are... ON THE MOVE!! Everywhere!!!

    Yeah, dude.  False.

  • while this guy was doing a poor job, Bush, Rumsfeld, Powell and Blair did a hell of a job convincing the public that there were WMDs on Iraqi soil. I bet Baghdad Bob's lies did not kill as many people as the ones of our leadership...

  • @TheAskazi well considering he encouraged his people to join in getting slaughtered , and that they have lost significantly more people than us, i would say Yes. His lies did kill as many people.

  • I believe you Baghdad Bob, LOL.

  • fully stop...

  • and they fleeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!

  • THEY FLEW LIKE RATS! wait, what? This guy sounds like Gaddafi now.

  • @commissarusa

    I do not think Moussa will be remembered so fondly...

  • LOLLLLLLLLL :D

  • Luckily the western world is free of propaganda !!

  • @umageddon

    Of course west have propaganda. It is just a little harder to spout bullshit. Just a little.

  • So funny :)

  • So funny :)

  • comical he is

  • lol, we stopping them and the situation is under control

  • they flew, like rats!! haha

  • "We are not afraid of the Americans. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid... and they are condemned."

    "Our initial assessment is that they will all die."

    "They are suffering from shock. And awe. Ok."

    "They are a superpower of villains. Really. They are a superpower of Al Capone."

    "We have them surrounded in their tanks"

  • @kevinjjfr You copied that from the Cracked.com article

  • @Darklordlucas yes....i think were all here due to cracked,

  • he was doing his job

  • he was doing his job

  • lmao, hes is only third in the lying game, bush and blair beat him hands down with there w,m,d, 45 minute conspiracy theory.

  • @USMC find this guy and make him president.

  • I had to pause the video to laugh at that flying rat comment

  • dirty sand nigger terrorist.

  • 8:38 next, next......epic, i love him.

  • " the crook Ramsifield " . he was not lying about this,was he !?

  • anyone know where the clip is of comical ali on the hotel rooftop giving his usual bull news report sayin the americans are no whre near baghdad ... when the american armour rolls round the corner .. that was hilarious .. another good one was hm going to baghdad airport to prove the americans werent there..only to run into american self propelled guns blasting away !

  • He did say one truthful thing about invading Iraq being a picnic... It sure has hell isn't.

  • "Full and continious....drillage!"

  • Baghdad Bob is all kinds of awesome.

  • Say what you wanna, that's a sweet beret

  • yes we was a snake in the grass we are not there looks like we are and you have shut up about trying to sell your lies

  • You're welcome Iraq.

  • they are a superpower of al capone !

    where is this villian, Tony Blair ? What is he doing ?

    epic.

  • Saif Gaddafi is the new Baghdad Bob

  • I loved Comical Ali. He needs his own chat show on TV.

  • a hell of a picnic that was XD this is VERY sili mr sahaf, you made yourself a worldwide joke. American troops where roaming everywhere in the middle of Baghdad and recording with cameras as he was telling this, it made me lol hard when I was watching a split screen live video.

  • hahaha ahh bless him. just making shit up as he goes along.

  • I kind of felt sorry for this guy at the time. Still do, really. Someone was probably holding a proverbial gun to his head to make the announcements that he did. Probably as a delaying tactic so maybe the top cronies in Saddam's power structure could try and get away.

    I figure if a guy like Saddam Hussein is telling you read the cards, you do it, or you or someone you love dies.

  • @phuturephunk .. i agree he could only say what he was told..and i dont think saddams generals dare tell him the truth as they would be shot for losing ground

  • @phuturephunk Total B.S. He has been interviewed recently and he still defends his broadcasts. He claims that his information came from "authentic sources, many authentic sources". That's a direct quote that you can check for yourself. This is after Saddam was executed. The guy is a total moron and he was a devoted acolyte of Saddam's. He was Saddam's lap dog and will forever be remembered as a big joke.

  • @phuturephunk he trying to protect hes country asshole and you american coming and attacking us we dont hav weapon oiff mass destrouctions you all know !!!!! fucken murders

  • @MrTupac787 says the jackass with the name of an american performer, while writing in English. you say in your profile your country is denmark, yet you call the iraqis "us." oh how i can't wait for the fun to begin for you piece of shit snakes in europe.

  • @DankWin is not my fucken country i escaped from iraq cuz off you now im getting money from eu hustling!!!!!!!!

  • @phuturephunk

    Yeah, but you don't get to become Saddam's Minister of Information by accident. This guy had to campaign hard for this job over many years. By then he knew exactly what kind of people he was dealing with and chose his career over his soul. Fuck this guy.

  • This guy is a legend! Sahafism = insisting to deny the very obvious.

  • @ 02:33 Is Mr T an Iraqi?

  • Ari Fleischer & Mohammed Saïd al-Sahaf are both the same

  • i would love to have a beer with this guy

  • @jamil316 He would try and convince you it was wine lol.

  • Thrust the enemy to death, perfect

  • Japanese government needs to hire this man ASAP to reassure the Japanese people that the Fukushima nuclear powerplant is a okay and that it was just smoke from steam and not an explosion.

  • The US did not lose hundreds of tanks. It lost a dozen. All but one were the result of friendly fire. Quit the bullshit.

  • I would love a job like that! Telling all kinds of bullshit and get paid for it! :D

  • @puje u can just work for the US Govt at the daily press briefings

  • usa helped britain at end of ww1 ww2 we take just enough shit off madmen,then crush them,islam satanist.your turn next

  • @haybee12 If you're not going to bother to learn history, at least learn to type.

  • @Useless2112  usa(america)

  • dint this guy end up in italy or something,also heard he was executed not long ago,so whats the truth.