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  • who else still plays in 2012 like meeeeeeee?

  • worst review ever bioshock is hands down the best game I have ever played and best combat this guy doesn't know shit about video games I am glad they kicked fat ass out and got a new reviewer

  • This guys head just looks all wrong! Like it was thrown together out of leftover parts. Shitty review also. More of an account of how he could not get his head round the concept of a game with narrative, than a proper critique. Makes you wonder what credentials you need these days to be a pro reviewer!

  • I loved the combat

  • i've watched so many blood and gore horror movies but nothing compares to how scary and twisted the story of bioshock is. they made a masterpiece from the awful ayn rand philosophy. i loved it!!

  • I still LOVE this game!:D Just finshed it again haha.

  • Wait, so the combat seems week BECAUSE the later enemies are more difficult?

    Do they pay this guy?

  • Game with the best atmosphere :)

  • weak combat ? The splicers upgrade as you can upgrade your weapons and plasmids ^-^

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  • am i the only one that found this game waaaaaaaaaay easier than the second one?

  • dead risening 1 is fucking badass,gears of war 1 & 2 , fabel 2 & 3 i love my xbox 360

  • I love this game, just fun.

  • What RPG elements? There is none there. If there are they must be different.

  • @redfoxbennaton There's a level up system tied to a research camera, the moral choice of what to do to the little sisters, customizable tonics, upgradeable plasmids and a non-linear game world.

  • I can say what is that makes bioshcok so good. It's the fact that before building the game, developpers actually sat down and think about how to make a good game, with a unique concept and great atmosphere

  • wich is better fallout 3 or bioshock i have both and they are really similar

  • for those of you who want the ultimate realism experience; play bioshock on the hardest difficulty with no goal arrow

  • Would you Kindly ?

  • yo peeps someone may have asked this already, but is this game really scary?? The scariest things I've played are Fallout 3 and Alan wake (ye I know not so scary) and those didn't bother me at all, would this you think?

  • @TheNadster2 i havent played bioshock yet, but if your looking for scary games, try amnesia the dark descent, its a game for pc only and its available on steam, there are no weapons in it, so you feel helpless rather than being able to easily kill enemies, and the sanity meter and darkness, its a really brilliant game

  • This is the best game i have ever played... MGS4 was a great incredible ride, but this is just so much fun!

  • should i get this game of mass effect 2?

  • @fuktheserbs

    get bioshock, trust all of us, you will love bioshock, unless you get scared easily.

  • @fuktheserbs Both.

  • i have the game for pc, bought it on special for $5, 75% off. i cant really get into it, i like dead space (also on sale), and everyone says "if you liked bioshock, you will like deadspace" so i guess the truth should be with the reverse. ?!?!?

  • the combat feels weak cuz no of ure weapons have upgrades -_-"

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  • @bus603blackfish Plasmids cost Adam. And I gave you a thumbs down. You're welcome.

  • Own fallout 3 with this, that game is all about checking things out and doing almost everything your way, it balances it out.

  • @Solareffects I am calm, I couldnt care if Bio 2 was fun, The story wasnt there "lawl" gtfo.

  • Bioshock: GOTY 07

    Bioshock Infinite GOTY 2012

    Bioshock "2" Never existed, Bioshock Infinite is a "Sequel" Dont come to me saying 2k Marin made a sequel because that wasnt worth the title Bioshock

    Ken Levine all the way.

  • @TheChillyAcademicIV I agree with you. Bioshock 2 had nothing that the original game had in terms of story, voiceacting deapth and general feeling of the game.

  • @PunkJokerit The 30 second gameplay of Bioshock infinite looked simply amazing

  • @TheChillyAcademicIV ah, yes it did. forgot to comment on that. Infinite looks infinitly better than Bioshock 2, since it's not set in Rapture. Rapture should have been left to die a worthy death after the first Bioshock.

  • @PunkJokerit Yep

    Bioshock 2 was made for money

    Ken Levine doesnt make game's for money he make's game's because he has a story to tell

    

  • @TheChillyAcademicIV Bioshock Infinite is not a sequel, or even a prequel. It is nothing to do with the other bioshocks

  • @bitbat9

    Reread it kid, i Put "Sequel"

  • @TheChillyAcademicIV I know you put sequel, I was saying how bioshock infinte is neither a sequel or a prequel

  • @bitbat9

    I do know i frequent the 2k forums quite a lot.

  • i saved them all,when i first harvested one i felt like an asshole

  • Just to clear up anybodies confusion about the timeline, the first game takes place on new years eve 1959 (So 1st of janurary 1960 really).

    Its mentioned more in the second game via voice clips that andrew ryan began building the city in the mid 1940's and its official opening ceremony was new years eve 1955. so basicly you get there 5 years after the contruction of the city was complete.

  • how long is this game??? some people say it can take up to 40 hours? but some say about 20-25? im thinking its around 10-15 but anyone have an idea?

  • The only reason why splicers can take some much damage is because adam makes them like immortal

  • yeah, better quality bioshock review with the audio out of sync. great job.

  • its amazing because of the story your in a UNDER WATER CITY having to kill crazed splicers whoever came up with this stuff is a freakin genious

  • the game is really like go find this go find that. you have a wrench which youd use a lot. gunz suck. it is linear and it has objective. like he says. the game is a little like. uhh... im not sure but its sorta dsgusting. i like to harvest the little sister. in real life i wouldnt be able to do that. and hitting dead body is just so *speechless* rapture is messed up

  • bioshock I really love cuz it's scary and fun but in bioshock2.....no one will scar you cuz YOUR ThE BIGDDADY

  • looks really fun. but im not sure if its too scary.

  • @dannydream3r  it is man it is

  • @dannydream3r- well i had that impression too, but gettin to know splicers is like getting to know zombies. once ur used to them its ok. its quite creepy and eary, but an amazing thirllride you shouldnt miss

  • @dannydream3r its not. its creepy and intense but thats as far as it gets. if you havent already played it, its a thriller. theres really nothing that would make you wet yourself but rather get your heart pumping because its so intense. almost like a rollercoaster ride lol

  • looks like its amazing the story line n graphics n everythign tho it looks pretty creepy but might buy it 1day. looks pretty hard to

  • trust me, buy it. it is not hard at all, if you dont want anything like that. it is extremely easy. just buy it, you wont regrret it (=

  • check out my unboxing of the bioshock collectors edition here:

    /watch?v=03T8rnl2Ipc

  • the weirdest unic rpg game i have ever seen ! i might give it a try some day i mean i have this game already and ive got it sense 5 months ago but never played it !

  • RPG? It's not an RPG you fool! lol

  • @2PStevens really ? wow cool

  • How on earth can you have Bioshock for 5 months and not having played it yet? Seriously... we're talking about a game with an 9.5 average rating in 200 site reviews according to gamerankings! 6th best game ever released for Xbox 360! Geesh man, where have you been the last 2 years, Mars?

  • @2PStevens ya ur right my friendas told me it was great to !its just that ive been busy playing other games ! but i know now that i should try it out !

  • @2PStevens Well, it's been on my shelf for 7 months before I got around playing it. I just couldn't get used to the PC controls so I ended up getting an adapter for my 360 controller.

  • @RobMetalCheese, what a nonsense. My 7 year old son plays it with the keyboard and mouse with incredible ease. You just suck. lol

  • @2PStevens Fuck you, you piece of shit. It's just a matter of being used to something.

  • @RobMetalCheese

    "It's just a matter of being used to something. "

    Can you repeat that in plain English kiddo?

  • @2PStevens ...why not go learn some English then, fucking motherless shitface.

  • @2PStevens what is your 7 yr old son playing a game like bioshock. Im all about kids playing whatever game they want but comon 7 yrs old thats a little to young

  • it is an rpg....

  • @Stuvv47,  play Dragon Age: Origins to understand what an RPG is.... you're clueless son.

  • @2PStevens i have dragon age origins and althought it's a lot different from bioshock, it's still an rpg i think

  • By definition, I think you will find it is. Ironic that you should call lolisho0 a fool isn't it.

  • bioshock 2 looks mad

  • \o\ bioshocks amazing

  • should i buy this or mass effect 1 ???????????/

  • @killzonefanboy

    Deffinatley buy this :) Mass Effect is good, but wont keep you hooked for more then a week. This game i believe personally you'll be pumped to start it again as soon as you've finished it the first time!

  • @killzonefanboy - Mass Effect is a great game if you like RPG. I beat the game in 3 days because I was so hooked on it. lol

  • @zetapingpong

    No doubt about it, i did enjoy playing through the game and am a huge fan of RPG's, however i just didnt feel it gave you enough immersion that an RPG should, however i will no doubt pick up Mass Effect 2 very soon :)

  • This. Mass Effect is ok, Bioshock is the epicest of the epic and the best of the best

  • @killzonefanboy this....

  • what is the best game to buy for the 360 that is under #20 ?......dont say bioshock because i already have it and know how awesome it is.

  • well it depends on your game style. i love alot of games. id say bully scholorship edition if you dont like that kind id say maybe dead space? those are my two favorite games under 20 bucks

  • skate

  • @filamboy18 Dead Space

  • oblivion elder scrolls 4

  • @filamboy18 Go on ebay, get fallout 3. So good that I got my first and probably last gaming boner.

  • @filamboy18

    Deadspace is an excellent game aswell if you dont already have it!

  • Gears of War 1 & 2, Halo 3, Splinter Cell Conviction, Mass Effect 2 ( although in my opinion i think it sucked, but its meant to be amazing ) Fallout 3.

  • @filamboy18 Crackdown, fun, weak story, but immense fun

  • @filamboy18 Deadspace

  • @filamboy18 Assassins Creed 2, Dead Space, or Fallout 3 if you haven't played em... all >9.0 on ign.com

  • @filamboy18 Bioshock 2. lol

  • @filamboy18 Fallout 3. I bought it for 15 bucks. Totally worth it.

  • @filamboy18 I recommend either fallout 3 or fallout new veges.

  • Can you have multiple save files (on the 360) in this game?

  • i dont think so

  • i though tyour plane crashes because something to do with the bermuda traingle which btw scares the shit about me

  • I love Jeff Gerstmann's natural enthusiasm.

  • this review pwwns the IGN review

  • the game lets you explore in some ways

  • God, I tried this game, it was really funny, but I'm easily scared (when it comes to games) and I always feel like there's someone follow me (in the game), I wish I wasn't so afraid of playing it because it was really good...

  • calm down kid! wait til your balls drop!

  • I am calm and my balls have dropped thank you very much sir.

  • @Smoopl im the same as you

  • Same here. I get easily scared in games because I usually get immersed in them a lot.

    I'm also wondering if this game is a hard one to play. The Big Daddies seem to be a really tough fight. If you died, do you restart right before the fight or do you have to restart back a lot earlier etc.?

  • Yeah games are a lot scarier than movies...

    Oh man, it was such a long time ago since I played this game but err... I THINK you restart a lot earlier, can't remember though. And yes, the Big Daddies are a pain in the ass.

  • Did you manage to overcome the fact that it's scary? It seems like a great game with a great story :P

    Idk which one to buy next between this, Burnout Paradise and Rainbow Six Vegas 2.

  • Yeah once you get in to the game and start understanding the story it's not that scary acctually. ^^ It was a bit creepy at some points, but you'll get over the fear.

    And if you feel like taking advice from a random stranger, I'd say you should get Bioshock!

  • It's not scary at all. And, as for the Big Daddies, it depends what kind of gamer you are: easy, medium or hard?

  • I'm very good at PC FPS but I'm not familiar with console FPS (although I'm starting to get better at stuff like Borderlands)

    I play all my games at medium difficulty, and sometimes at hard. I don't mind the Big Daddies being hard, but I don't want it to be punishing (i.e. if I die, I don't want to have to walk back for 30 minutes)

  • @Desu666 depends... if you saved right before the fight, that's where you start. there's also vita chambers close to the fight.

  • I got this yesterday and played it for a few hours and really dont like it.

  • i think bioshock would be a pretty cool movie.

  • the director of pirates of the carribean thinks that to...

    whitch is why they ARE making it into a movie

  • God this guy is retarded the reviewer.

    I am glad he got fired he is stupid as hell.

    Firt time seeing his review after playing the game and he is wrong on a lot of things.

  • I some what agree, but they fired him for the wrong reasons. Still this review seems like he just doesnt really like this game.

  • who is the little girl in the game

  • You mean the little sister? If thats the case I can't explain EVERY little detail but to make it short it helps you upgrade your character and I like your Rubix snake video :)

  • When i first beat the game i had Saved the little sisters, now im playing it on hard and am harvesting them and i kinda feel bad but i need the adam if i wanna beat it easier

  • uhh dude still save the sisters cuz they leave you a present in the adam shop and you get 200 adam :)

  • lol i hate harvesting little sisters i feel so bad

  • when i used to see bioshock before i got it i didn't notic it was at almost every game store then i felt dumb for not looking at it sooner

  • this game is a masterpiece !!!!!!!!!

  • yea this game is amazing. i thought it was stupid untill i first tried it out. i just couldn't stop playing it and i beat it in three days cause i just wanted to get to the end. the game has a pretty long story line (around 20 hours or so depending on how good you are and difficulty setting) that keeps you hooked at every turn so i definitely reccomend this for everybody cause no matter who you are, you'll love bioshock! :)

  • the combat is amazing in this game, i mean in what other game do you have plasmids aandd guns, which you can mix and match, keeping the combat fresh?

    this guy just sucks at aiming, i mean he missed with the grenade launcher twice! Oh and did anyone notice how he used the shotgun 80% of the time??

    Amazing story, combat, visuals, and gameplay, just a plain REVOLUTIONARY game!

  • fable 2

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  • i've always ignored the arrow...even my first playthrough i would explore the whole level then use the arrow to get to where i needed to be after wards.

  • i kinda did that except i would follow it and explore as i got to each little section

  • @yfzrider13 i did the same thing, u played bioshock 2 that is awesome 2

  • i love how every character is so well developed

  • "jesus loves me this i know, so the bible tells me so..." - spider splicer male

    Gota love how every splicer has there own personality ^_^

  • PS: The guy/girl that was playing, SUCKS at aiming ;)

  • Hate it when they always flits back to the face of jeff. It's annoying, can't they just make a review like IGN just talking while the little video appears? Apperently not. :s

  • What a negative person. its good to see thst he is also showing the bad bits as well as hyping up how good it is. but it feels lite he is just trying to find as many negative points as he can. GT is much better and betterly presented.

  • This is such a true review!Also an excellent game.I just started it today and im already excited its very intense.I just left Neptunes Bounty and im going to meet Atlas!This is so much fun.

  • bioshock is the shit

  • wow, ummmm,,, ur a shit hole

  • what a shit review

  • i know right? gt and ign's reviews are much better

  • ign did a good review of bioshock but alot of there reviews suck monkey balls

  • Best game and storyline ever created

  • You need to play more video games then.

  • Really good review. I didn't like the demo personally.

  • 1:45 looks like the talking guy dies

  • the games story is so alsome it can win a academy award

  • This game is 100% buy, 100% play. I have the PC version, and im getting the xbox next.

  • This is the best game i'v played so far for the 360 and i bought it 3 years to late haha and I still think its good even for todays standards.. and to the idiots review about bullets taking ages to kill things use the electro bults or armour piercing rounds thats why bullets feel weaker later on.

  • Hmm one thing ive noticed in the video is that it loads while playing like it stops and then continues I just got this on the ps3 :D it doesnt load during gamplay is this only for 360? Overall great game I was about to return until i found out i could hack robots and turrets. then after getting different plasmids it got better i only have the electro and incenrate plasmids as of now. And the graphics are amazing on both ps3 and xbox! played on both and can say theyre equal.

  • actually PS3 has texture pop ins and i think it doesn't load on PS3 because we PS3 owners have to install our games . would you recommend this game i wanted the game but the more i play the demo i'm starting to think twice and see X-Men Origins Wolverine and Silent Hill Homecoming but i'm not sure about Bioshock anymore

  • silent hill sucks i bought it and its boring and if your considering bioshock you should definitly play it, its awesome.

  • GET BIOSHOCK. Regardless of which system you own.

  • GET BIOSHOCK ASAP!

  • this game is freakin awesome! get it , get it now! its way better than HALO 3 AND COD4!

  • But there is no multiplayer

  • so?

  • bioshock 2

  • thats a little much of a statement

  • There are different types of amo in bioshock for different enemies. that's why regular bullets feel weak later.

  • Giz...

  • he's like

    "you have these things called plasmids that let you shoot stuff out of your arms like electricity or fire or wind or ice or BEES!"

  • it's not worth renting it's deffinitly worth buying this game is def my fave game i recently beat it and yep it's awsome i love the graphics it has it's hard times and easy times and the story is excitingly awsome best game ever

  • i hate this reviewer

  • gerstman is god.