Limmy: My patter

[barcabourke]

Never knew Thom Yorke was so funny.

[connors594]

Awk shut up, every one of this legends video's have been commented on by idiots or people trying to cause a debate. Away and take your faces for a shite and gees peace.

[stf00001]

limmy is a fucking cunt,,,,absolute shite

[ArticFox1030]

@stf00001 Why are here then? Who's the cunt now?!?!

[stf00001]

@ArticFox1030 reckon you are mate..knob

[ArticFox1030]

@stf00001 Yeah don't go here then, retard.

[MrDrennie]

fuck aff nae cunt want s tae hear yer shite ...... twat!!!

[OllieMcMenemy]

All intelligent thoughts have already been thought; what is necessary is only to try to think them again.

- That's mine, you can use it though if it helps

[Gavin66627]

aye ok mate keep taking the pills eh

[beaverking92]

people steal ma patter aw the time tae limmy, nothing worse haa

[GuardianOfScotland33]

I was the first to say " wid ye mean yer erse is up fir rent ?" , i said it to a schoolteacher about 20 years ago so it must have been me .

[Mynameisnotooo]

Patter means boobs in Danish.

[254fds]

you done geese fuck?

[sk874158]

i hink it would be funny fir 1 of yir sketches to da 2 people trying ta get by each other yi know that when yi each try ta go the same way and it takes about 3 or 4 times before yi actually get by

[98Lubo]

i think i came out with vigina mcgina face about 7 or 8 years ago

[oranbhoy67]

press cc and then hit the translate audio button fuuny as fuck lol

[inmepete]

@oranbhoy67 haha, I think throughout the whole video the only full phrase that was picked up fully was right at the end: "before nineteen eighty six", when Limmy actually pronounced each word syllabically!

[dialchemy]

I'm pretty sure i came up with the derogatory term "Queerhawk" I'd date this circa 1983.

[celticmarco]

are you making more shows they were great

[psiren28]

I made up the word 'arsey' but no fucker believes me

[welshwitch17]

i always wished "blaw up n burst" would catch on :(

[k1o2l3]

Ach i don't know Brian, I think i might just be one of those things where you think you invented it caus you've never heard anyone else say it before, but theres been some permutation of it in the past. Then again, as you said, ye probably cannie prove that either.

[kidvicious123]

here limmy... totall love yur show lol totall randomness =D.. see that scetch when the cunts in the kitchen goin on about the knife gettin bullied n that lmaooo

to funny man...

topper eh... TOPPER! pmslll

not seen any more from ya man... is the show still up or...?

get back to me bro

Ewan.

[murfyness]

@kidvicious123 You have been rejected. Goodbye.

[badboi970]

this guy is genius!

[pappachook]

I invented the phrase "mintit" which was quite popular vernacular a wee while back.

[slfandoz]

lmao i hate it when u get cunts saying this.

[amymclarenx]

well all the people that say this is boring is a pure bore! because he is clearly a funny guy :)!

[beatgirl9091]

Aye, Richard Lewis had the same problem with 'the blank from hell', just ask Larry David! lol

[sparker68]

Weird I heard this guy was funny. Maybe I got the wrong Brian thingy bloke.

[chulk607]

Yeah, I heard someone say he was something like Chris Morris... how wrong they were.

This isn't bad, or good, it's just boring.

[Kraig00]

Lmao love the way you just end it.

Unless you can prove tae me ... as far as am concerned - thats ma patter.

[kirstyshilliday]

ledgend! <3.

[djgazano1]

Nice one m8

[Happy0]

And a fine peice of patter it was!

[EGvotreamie]

You're super handsome, and I love your accent. I wish I had a scottish accent.

[jaksooon]

read the comments i'm sure u can pick up the lingo just by reading some of them 'oot' loud!

[EGvotreamie]

ha ha ha I am trying!

[lilstar4you]

@jaksooon

haha i suppose thats wan way to learn how we talk init

[Supaduck0]

thom yorke!

[Clib4Lyf]

when i first heard that phrase i was like "fuck, didn't limmy come up with that shit"

no shit

clairvoyance over here

[swantonbomb2008]

Fucking Legend

[illastic1]

some laugh lol

[qwertyqwazy]

love yer patter m8 :) same as mine kinda

[swaltermith]

wit aboot gone with the wind ? frankly my dear a dont give a damn ....same expression really lol .

[ScottyH96]

ii BELiiEVE YOU !

[McAtack]

TOO THE COMEDIAN BELOW...........Ha ha ha ha ha thats hilarious mate never heard it b4...ya borin victim!! who made that up.... jesus!!!

[sellicbhoys]

TOO, comment below

YOUR PATTER IS LIKE SHITE..IT COMES OUT OF AN ARSEHOLE

[McAtack]

genius mate..a say that bout bits of patter all the time. hears a new 1....ur hairline is as far bk as the stone age. listen for it in years to come.

[ExellenceOfExecution]

I dunno mate, I'm sure I heard Suggs say that in 1984.

[PoorLittleRichGirl19]

lol watched your show the other nite was class hah

[THEPIRATESEYE]

requiem lol!!!!!!!!ha ha

[keltyk]

Experiment to see if this observation comes round somewhere in the future-this is it's first outing: "See local newspapers man, I hate them, there's nothing in them but photos of coiffured numpties holding stuff up and grinning"

[keltyk]

Things catch on. Clothes too: I'd wear something stylish and original. Numpties would point and laugh or swear. 2 years later, the numpties are wearing that same thing so I've had to give it up.

[GlasgowComicRoom]

A believe ye. Ye don't look like a liar!

[pboyfloyd]

Yea, I remember when I was four and I said, "Freens, Aberdonians and neeps(you know who you are), lend me yer lugs.."

Years later I read Shakespeare, talk about Dejavu!

[Mirrorkissers]

I think i coined the phrase "It'd be sad day if i gave a fuck" but all my pals tell me im wrong. thumbs down.

[Lackie92]

can you honestly remember something that you said 20-22 years ago? am in 5th year and I cant mind anything that i said in 1st or 2nd in general. Fair play Limmy, fair play.

[Kukkii1337]

a can remember stuff a did when a wis a wee wean like doon tae a last detail, so he might be the same :/

[keltyk]

Yes lackie92, it is generally taken for fact, that people with 'stuff between their ears' remember things that happened. Just kidding.. wink*

[superduperandypandy]

that's right aye

[fulgore112]

AT'S EH GEHM PAWL, YOPUI TELL 'EM.

[wreakinhavok]

i called some cunt a plantpot once and then 2 weeks later liam gallagher's callin chris martin a plantpot in the paper.

[ronnie8141]

My mate actually did invent 'thats pants' about 16 years ago.

And yes...he is a twat.

[StaceyBrowning]

you are the funniest person ever!!!!!

[YouAreGutted]

Aye Mate a feel the same way.. My da.. see That renault Megane when it first came oot my da said "Ufft man see that motor its like it his a big fat arse" 3 weeks later they had a song in it singing "I see you baby shakin that ass" am like BULL SHITE

Also My da "Invented" a hing where you can put ur fag in like if you dont want tae finish it or ur gone in a motor or something so my da made it and that

about 10 year later they had it in the shop (came out last month)

[DrZeppo]

your da invented the tin? jeez , i thought they'd been aroon for ages n aw ??

[YouAreGutted]

@DrZeppo Naw he never made a tin. Are you simply re****** or something?

its called a Metal tube.

[DrZeppo]

A tin is a metal tube,in case you didn't know.

[YouAreGutted]

@DrZeppo not as think as a tin.

[mikeyglennon]

Here Limmy, I made up the word "baws" I swear ask ma pals. Whit de yae hink o that eh?

[kidvicious123]

ah hink its baws ;)

[xWeexMoOx]

LMFAO.

[mikeyglennon]

Obviously I didn't make up the word 'baws' but I was just so adamant that I had made up the word baws. I was like 8 and I was like "Aye I made up the word baws" awright true story ask ma brothers. (Swear on ma maws life) - like that means anything.

[SQKY1988]

u deserve a kick in teh baws for that lie lol

[adrenalinej]

I've thought that a few times once i've heard people say things a few years later. Just like when Fritzle said "I was born to rape"

[kaney1967]

then who came up with......

"awright mate?"

"Naw im aww left!"

hate that

[VamboRoolz]

Genius. All this time, I never knew it was you. The world owes you a living, m8 - BIG time!

[LargeTunaGuy]

Hey limmy, are you a celtic fan or a rangers fan?

[LimmyDotComBlog]

I don't follow the fitbaw.

[VamboRoolz]

Ah, so it's a politician you are. ;-) Fair enough - good on ye.

[Munnion91]

limmy kin u add me on xbox live u seem like a good laugh (Munter91)

[tearlach45]

@LargeTunaGuy maybe hes a thistle fan.......

[stuartic]

@LargeTunaGuy does it matter what team he supports anyways ya plonker

[stuartic]

@LargeTunaGuy does it matter what team he supports anyways ya plonker

am the same limmy "defo" was me everybodies using it now m8, everybody!

[IamOnY0uTub3]

the motto i though of is " thats just a couple of inches smaller than my penis" iam sure iam the first to say =)

[cofcfemmes]

You're a crazy funny guy.

[guillaumesansami]

Your a philosopher. Looking forward to your updates

Guillaume

[Jazzmonkey24522]

I would watch this video but I have to check Ceefax

[manboychristie]

How many times does DonnieBoyDiarco want to say her name... are you shagging the dead body of this woman you call Irene Handi?

Away and take yours and Irene's face for a shit!

[DonnieBoyDiarco]

So, Limmy, what about Irene Handl's well documented use of that phrase...she died in 1987...

[DonnieBoyDiarco]

I mean Irene Handl...

[DonnieBoyDiarco]

What about Irfene Handl though?

[nixonbyname]

I was the first person I know to reply to a boring text message or email from a pal with "unsubscribe" That must've been about 7 years ago, so I'm laying claim to that.

[LimmyDotComBlog]

I've never heard that before, that's a cracker.

[DonnieBoyDiarco]

Irene Handl...?

[bcnsco]

never heard of anyone doing that but i think your idea could well spread.

[chipsmccluskey]

strange you should mention this, Limmy, but to this day I will swear I was there at the bith of "Buffter" I wasn't one who said it but I was there. One of the people who I knew at the time purported himself to be a "muffter" that meant he was wise in the ways of the muff, quick as a flash another guy said "New mate, yer a..." and in the pause he came up with "...buffter!" "Whits a buffter?" asked the "muffter" "well if ye know whit a muffter is, it's the opposite!"said the claimant.neologisim

[heros2zeros]

lollerskates

[DonnieBoyDiarco]

Irene Handl

[rollandsausage]

lame

[CottonToeJoe]

I said it the day before you said it so, sorry n that.

[anthonymilas]

i think you're getting me confused with someone who gives a fuck

[only1Tonner]

i think you should make up a new one and see if u can get every one to start saying!

[explosiv0]

some cunt says it in the movie airplane and that was out in 1980.

[dekionplexis]

Gies ya jaiket.

[mrtinkletits]

LOL! dude your AWESOME!

[matthewbaybee]

i invented the phrase jobby jabber in 1997 watching star wars n i said jobby jabba (for jabba the hut) n my dad found it halarious now i hear loadsa cunts sayin it n it wz me!

[sexeelynz]

dingies, its a slang term for a gay person, you never made it up!

[Kencone1]

I don't think so........not unless you then went back in time, it was in use way before that.

[tianimu]

Well, the "gives a shit" version has been attributed to Nixon in a conversation to an aide (presumably while he was in office, between 1969 and 1974). Type "Peggy" "Noonan" "Nixon" "Gives" "Shit" into a well known search engine.

Only attributed, mind, it wouldn't stand up in court. I still think you have a massive copyright claim against the American Screenwriters Association.

[simozonelayer]

guid!

[Raveneyes]

lmao i can relate to this video! im pretty sure i made up half the patter thats about the now or in the past.

[MartinusPrime]

Heh heh. That's the first time I've heard of it.

As far as I'm concerned, you're the first to say it.

[Lazer200000]

Typical problem for an egomaniac

[jennafur8]

It switches from totally pretentious in the American accent, to brilliant, with the Scottish accent.

Am fae Glasgow, an' a don't gie a fuck.

[textNEDto82055]

Is this a homage to the episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where Richard claims to have made up the phrase " It was the BLANK from Hell"? cause thats where I first saw a version of this joke.

[LimmyDotComBlog]

Naw, I've never seen that. But I was probably first with that as well.

[wwechamp7]

ithink i remember watching a movie made before1986 where somebodysays that but i dunno what it is

[wwechamp7]

actualy no i think it was after 1986 now i think about it

[LisTheVideoMaker]

I like that phrase. I might start using it allready tonight :D

[antorobertson]

lol stick it tae em limmy!

[PhotoFinish2008]

indeed =] i hope you did invent it :)

[GYPSUMFANTASTIQUE]

i'm 25 and my maw used to say it to me when i asked her for my lunch money....that was only about 6 months ago though.

[LimmyDotComBlog]

I was on fucking tenterhooks until you said it was only 6 months ago. PHEW.

[MagusNadimi]

Lmao! Plausable.

[savvie23]

haha nice video mate