Mike Marino - Live At The Paramount

[dagofromchicago]

love it

[Psyjuv]

Hit him with a bat!

[shewm]

don't make the mistake and actually clap when he says "vote for me"...(it sucks to be taken seriously by a comedian) ...I mean, like I would actually vote for his ass...but he made a target of me----ummm why? did he win? no.

[ace009ful]

Two jersey guy DID find Osama

[prettyinholland]

OMG so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheDean1994]

this mans a fuckin genius



[bmovegas]

Maybe this is how the thing went down?

[225USAboy]

The funniest Comedian......Ever.....

[MrTommypops]

HES DEAD!!!! OSAMA IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!! Mike ....OBAMA took your advice....sent a couple of siciilian dudes from jersey and killed osama in pakistan!!! Obama will never admit it!!! Gino and Vinnie did it....

[MegaBlakegriffin32]

Hey! Osama is my grandfather and I don't appreciate you slamming him! Lol

[Jeffeezy23]

You go man!

[dgiacomo]

As a full-blooded Italian from Rhode Island, I approve greatly :)

[AlfredoAVA]

As a full-blooded Italian from New Jersey, I approve greatly :)

[monstermovieman]

Always very funny! A class act. keep it comin Mike!

[richyroobles]

I have seen more funny aids babies than this cocksmith

[theinoccent1]

lmao, he's one of my favorite comedians now, he's too funny! One of my friends were lucky enough to go see him at Paramount , that's how I found out about Mike Marino..

[jruggiero]

I love this.  Mike, you are hysterical!

[cbaums]

"you know how far you live from jersey?"

"and i ain't got the easy pass."

"is he dead?

see what i tell you? now the wars over...steal the rugs"

[MrTommypops]

Italian canadians love you bro!!!! Please let me know next time you have a show in Toronto. Would love to see your show!! Thanks

[Cruella101c]

I've had to watch this 12 times today. - Still can't stop laughing!! This is first class !!

[yellotheemcee]

damn i didnt know there were that many italians in oakland LOl

[TheBigjohn22]

thanks i found it very funny

[JoeStagner]

Laughing my ass off - just ordered all your CD/DVDs !

[ryejetski]

thanks mate, some funny shit right there

[Downbeat1984]

mike you are one of the most bad ass comedians ive ever heard and your material is excellent...at times im terrified of you...and laugh a nervous laugh...hoping you dont pop thro the screen and collapse my skull with a Louisville ahahah

[getsumharley]

Awesomely funny

[NewYawkahBroad]

I've said the this from DAY ONE!! Send Italians to find Bin Ladin

[SeMpErFi447]

Is it just me or does he always wear the same shirt?

[nycboyforlife]

I agree Mike !! Funny stuff.

[paulat7116]

-sigh- I think I'm in love.

[TrueBlueJMS]

@paulat7116 Hey Mikey, does it bother you that this person thinks that they are in love with you, and that the first four letters of their screen name is P-A-U-L?? haha

[715mikeg]

Hysterical. And true!

[Dragoonscale]

This guy is really funny. I'm Italian, born in Sicily and now live in Pennsylvania and I don't find any of it offensive.

[sweetheartjld]

This guy is an insult to the Italians, and I'm a democrate. He is funny but some

of the things he says are uncalled for

[trtrex]

@sweetheartjld

If you're not from NYC or NJ you wouldn't totally understand where this guys jokes are coming from. This guy is hysterical. Not offensive whatsoever.

[littleremington]

@trtrex hey us people in ct get it !!!

[Citywide45]

Truly funny

[sweetheartjld]

This guy is an insult to the Italians, and I'm a democrate

[nycboyforlife]

@sweetheartjld - man you have to get a sense of humor. Mike is hysterical and as an Italian I can relate. Lighten up man.

[ilikecandysandstuff]

Italian from Staten Island. :)

[robcig]

Bada bing from an Italian Downunder..We need you to run our country!!!!

[jrzgirl56]

Love love love this guy!!!  I'm from North Jersey and he's an original... Mike you do Jersey proud!!!

[bijou15]

I'm from South Orange, NJ and love this.

[dominantlifeform]

I have known this guy since the early 1990's and I can assure everyone that this is all original material. I believe he actually told me small parts of this act at Jerry's Deli in Sherman Oaks. Then, I actually attended one of his first shows where he implemented the whole joke. I have nothing to gain by stating this fact. I just wanted to let people know that Mike Marino is a true, original talent. I love the fact that one of my many friends is a success story. Most, however, never make it.....

[j5jeffw]

You are GREAT!!!!



[bajkowsky]

and then the concrete business hit it big. "What happened to the Taliban and Al Queda?"

"Don't worry, they're taking a little dirt nap"

[ChiefHankNFD]

Bein from Newark, I love it!! LMAO!!

[923tomtom]

HA! That was very funny, thanks.

[mltrs30]

that is good!..this guy makes me laugh!

[Jrsygirrl]

TOO Much!! LOL LOL LOVE IT!! and if someone can really get him here is the REWARD INFORMATION FOR THE DIRTY RAT!! fbi.gov/wanted/topten/fugitive­s/laden.htm

[RangerRob2009]

Your fantastic Mike. You ever do the Funny Bone in Columbus, Ohio?

[DVRBS]

My Sicilian wife loves this!

[ajfardella]

Gotta Love It!

[BruceLeeKills1]

"We're already pissed off at you, we had to get up early, you know how far you live from Jersey?" Best line ever!

[teacupLA]

TERRIFIC... you have my vote !!!

[mackjsm]

From a Polish dude to all the Italians! We love ya guys!!!

[Kellyjclinton]

Love this thanks for making a Jersey Girl laugh...

[mhp237]

Yo Exit 67 here!

Mikey You Da MAN!

[apg5595]

yo mikey...you da man!!! Presidente italiano .... No problem... Exit13 here...

Ron Gatti

[1angryartist]

Star quality!  LOVE IT!

[25bobo25]

pull up a rock, i gotta talk to you bout' something.

[ThePistolwhipper]

@PauletteDettmar45 sure, send me a picture first

[baldar58]

Great vid!!!!!!!

[zerbo803]

As an Italian from New Jersey I approve this Message LOL pull up a rock we gotta tallk to u  LMAO!

[djfisher3]

When Lucky wanted to do business in Europe he went through my Great-Uncle who lived in New England. He's in the autobiography of Frank Costello where they say the Feds didn't know what he did to be connected. And yes my last name was "Americanized".

[wezie13]

Wait, aren't you all from Little Italy or

Brooklyn and as far as sending in the

calvary on 01', didn't they get sent to the

wrong country, just sayin'.

[kab1952]

"How ya doin'?" LMFAO!!

[havinfunnowandthen]

I agree...we do need an Italian president...fix this whole country...Yeah babe

[Wolfsky9]

My Hero, Mistuh Mikey Marino!! Wolfsky9, yeah yeah, I know: I'm a " Mikey" too!!!

[TunnelRat6667]

EXCELLENT!!!

[Wolfsky9]

Oh, I'm a votin for Dis guy!! Bada Bing, Da war's ovuh!! From a Sicilian, who remembers: only 2 kinds of people on the planet: Sicilians & those who wish they were!! [ words of wisdom, courtesy of my Grandfather !!]. Wolfsky9

[Unholyfool21]

Worst words of wisdom ever my friend. I'm Roman, I don't wish to be anything else, being Sicilian would be a step down. I'm not trying to offend, but I just felt the need to say this.

[zacc19]

love it

[FurubaYankee]

You mean there's a person in jersey without the EZ pass? Really?

Loved it! I never lived in Jersey but my parents were from and I was raised that way. Everything you said is totally true. XD

[3gdosrsfs]

Um er ah yeahr, Im fromJersey and I dont have an E_Z pass... I dont need the feds watching me anymore than they already probably do...ya get my drift there ah tuff guy?

[bhd20]

we should have the presidency

[Twofunnyjews]

Hahahaha!

[OzPublic]

New fan here. You made my day Mike.

[mercedesbenzofprince]

hey mike a fellow worker sent me this link "hey this guy is funny as hell, have you ever heard of him" and I explanied I grew up with this f in guy his mom taught me to make Tomato GRAVY thats right GRAVY not sauce!!! ...hope to see you soon Joe Hobbs

[MrColinJ]

My VW mechanic(who is from NJ) showed me this today. I about died laughing. Perfect!  I sent this link around to my brothers, sisters, and kids.

[MikeDMarino]

Thank you very much for your comment, what your telling me is you've seen someone doing my act leading you to beleive I'm doing there's. I can assure you not only have I been doing this for 17 yrs my act is copy written, registered with the WGA and is branded. Futhermore not only has this particular bit been performed on countless national talk shows it will be featured in the up and coming movie Pizza With Bullets. You may want to alert your source regards Mike Marino.

[theguardian28]

No.. that part of your act is someone else's and I have been in the bizz for over 28 years and the person who wrote that bit has been in the bizz for over 50 years, W/ Frank, Dean, Sammy,just to mention a few. I think we have a little more time under our belts .Not saying your not talented or funny...but it seems when that bit was written everyone and there mother is using it...

I will say this tho no one can do the bit like the person who wrote it Have a blessed day and have great success ..

[musice320]

Guardian, you're so off base!!! I know who you're talking about. I watched his act in person and believe me, it was NO WHERE close to Mike Marino's skit on Italian Presidents. Osama wasn't even heard of 30 yrs ago!!! I have been in the biz for well over 40 yrs!! I have seen every comedian who worked with those you mentioned. NOT ONE did the Italian President skit AS MIKE MARINO does it!! NEVER!!

[bencar1976]

Loved your routine.

[JROLLDOESITAGAIN]

Ever come to Philly???

[375ultramag]

@MikeDMarino

You need to come to Alaska Mike.

[paulat7116]

@MikeDMarino 

[coolboy68756]

@MikeDMarino what part of italy ru from? i got a house in south west ;)

[karend99143]

@MikeDMarino Hi, Mike ...I've seen a Gazillion acts & NOTHING like yours.... You are ONE OF A KIND!!!! Keep up the Laughter, PLEASE...We are STILL laughing abt you WAY after we see your Act... LOVE YA, An Italian Girl!!! Next Time ur in Bedford Look me up & I'll make you some pasta..:)

[karend99143]

@MikeDMarino Hi, Mike ...I've seen a Gazillion acts & NOTHING like yours.... You are ONE OF A KIND!!!! Keep up the Laughter, PLEASE...We are STILL laughing abt you WAY after we see your Act... LOVE YA, An Italian Girl!!! Next Time ur in Bedford Look me up & I'll make you some pasta..:) 

[MandaloreCayn]

@MikeDMarino Mike you should run for President

[rbdzntsfrlk]

@MikeDMarino *claps* This statement is made up of win.

[4Tamashah]

Pull up a rock!! Ossma I goot to talk to you about something!!

[moomay11649]

Funny as hell.

Mooz

[frigginant]

Ummm.. hello what America needs is a friggin president that is ITALIAN and from South Philadelphia. That's what i'm talkin about. Yeah... all you Italians in New Jersey came from South Philly. I am a proud Italian Chick! Italians Rule!

D.F. South Philly

[moomay11649]

Hi,

I live in Philly in the Fishtown area,

Mooz

[TonyBeazley]

lol good stuff!!!!

[chumbels]

ohhhh!!! i'm proud to be a vinny... yeah... its true. i woulda hit him with a bat

[secretqb2]

LOL "Vinny Hit him with the bat" "and i aint go the easy pass" "see what i told ya now the wars over steal the rice"

[johnny420hst]

"I gotta aluminun in da car!"

[cr7timp]

Yeah Baby!!!!

[megamikex]

Clearly...you are neither Italian, or from New Jersey

Have a nice day :)

[bedacket]

True, that--I am Jewish and formerly a Bronxite--but as the old saying goes, some of my best friends are Italian, and I do love a good laugh. While the vid was amusing, it was not a laugh riot. Isn't it grand to live in the US where we can voice our opinions without fear of judgement or reprisals? And DO have a wonderful day!!!

[lfeinm]

I really appreciate your remark. I too am Jewish and from N.J.

[cycle2deth]

HEY VINNY! HIT EM' WITH THE BAT!

[chuckstadbass]

LOL NJ can't even find a Governor to run the state. My grandfather came from Sicily. We only hear about and idolize the Italian Mobsters. What a disgrace.

[zoist80]

not that funny. italians arent as cool as they like to think they are.

[desertflower34]

Jealous, are you?

[xiouxee]

Not only are they funny, they're sexy too.

[joepic85]

ya they are

[jerseyjoe1945]

Disappointing...stereotypes that are fifty years old . Be proud of your heritage don't become the caricature!

But an Italian-American President would be good to see.

[bedacket]

My sentiments exactly----and a Jewish -American president would be famtastiic. Pass the chicken soup guys!!!!!!

[Mortaryan]

Right...the only state government more corrupt than Jersey's is Illinois...that's what we need a bunch of corrupt mother fuckers from Jersey...well I guess it would be an improvement over Obama Bin Laden.

[gineriella]

as an italian from new jersey i wholeheartedly approve.

[MrsVil]

Not particularly original.

[cena5681345]

Jersey For the win XP

[tzione]

Anyone but PELOSI !

We voted for Rudy Guiliani..he would "clean up" like he did in NY !!

HE TOLD THE SAUDI PRINCE WHERE TO PUT HIS $ ,INSTEAD OF THIS AMATEUR,THUG from Chicago,who BOWED in submission TO HIM,(which is what ISLAM means.."submission"),and accepted a GOLD CHAIN from him which is some kind of special recognition!

Not-For Nuthin'..Rudy for prez!!

[hanksnow2]

I'd like one from Russia!!

He'd say, "what the F'k we doin here?? We tried this for near 10 yrs. We were much closer, just as much fire power, lots a soldiers,..all the up to date equipment, & we lost"! Let's cut our losses & bring our guys home, & put them on the Mexican & Canadian boarders, where the real threat is.

Then check out Bush & Cheney who would not testify on th 9/11 under oath or, separate, or a recording, & no relatives of victims present, & more!

Ben-laden lives among you

[kidfromstatenisland]

Mike for President!

All of us Italians should run for office. Everywhere!

"The First Italian President" sounds good to me!

[Beatleboy1968]

He's got MY vote!!!!!!!!

[Pickinbuddy]

Yo, Mike- don't forget us paisans in Philly!

Anything ya want, gimme a call...you ice that mamaluke, and I'll cover your back!

Just like that...

Ba-da-BING!

Ciao!

[jasonthemason73]

Yo Vinnie, you got nothing on me, yea, I slept wid you sis but she gave me da clap!

[twomaykids]

Why New Jersey ? Did any one of you people who are commenting...ever watch the Sopranos ?? That MIGHT be where he got this humor from, ya think ? And, I'm also Italian...anyone who is getting offended, lighten up. If you're truly happy with who you are....who the heck cares what anyone says ?? Life is too short, a good laugh is always good !! God Bless.

[twomaykids]

New Jersey ?? Yes, did any of you people who are commenting...ever watch the Soprano's ?? That MAY be where his humor came from, ya think ??

[dmblack56]

Italians from Jersey and Italians from Brooklyn are two different animals. I'm Italian and I grew up in Brooklyn and lived in Jersey for 11 years and believe me; this is hysterically accurate!

[travelbug1019]

ugh, I am soooo tired of this horrible "Italian form Jersey" crap. It's so cliche and such a grotesque stereotype. I wish they would all do us a favor and drop the 'Italian' part and just call themselves Jerseyans or something because the way they act is nothing like any actual Italian. It's a shame.

[K3val]

or it's becouse italians now doesn'r act like italians did before, and the ones in america still does, everythings changing man ...

[travelbug1019]

no, this attitude is strictly an Italian American phenomenon. Yeah, everything's changing, unfortunately not for the better.

[K3val]

can't argue with you about that, thing really aren't going the way most people would want...

[betteboop57]

travelbug...lighten up! I'm Italian and this is the funniest thing I've seen in a very long time!

It's may not be as prominent as it once was, but let me tell you, he's darn right...NO ONE messes with the Italians! Period...plain & simple.

[travelbug1019]

Ok, ok, I expected people to get all riled up by my comment but my point is simple, as Betteboop57 says "NO ONE messes with the Italians!" all I'm saying is that it's disappointing that after everything Italians have done throughout history; the artists, the philosophers, the engineers, the politicians (Berlusconi possibly ommited:) ), we seem to be content, proud even, to have been reduced to a bunch of criminals and gangsters and this is what we see everywhere. That's all I'm saying.

[betteboop57]

travelbug, not riled up at all. I went to Italy a few years ago and couldn't have been PROUDER at all the things I saw there. However, whether you want to hear it or not, this is a trait of Italians...believe me, I know. :) Besides, if we can't laugh at ourselves, who can?

[ElvisTennis]

Funny BUT, looks and sounds like a DICE CLAY Wanna Be.......

[notpcone]

Yo !!!  Friggin Hilarious!!!

[shenker2]

OMG, was that show at borgata in new jersey???!?!@ cuz i was at that show with my bro and he said same exact joke stage looks same as 1 in borgata to!

[betteboop57]

I think this was at the Paramount at Ashbury Park.

[shenker2]

o well this was it anyway cuz the show i went to was in 2009

[betteboop57]

My guess is probably being he was in NJ at the time, he did this bit. Funny as heck though.

[Dixie1947]

LMAO this was great. We need a kick ass Italian for President. 5*****

[pegkent]

great video but would have been more believable if he was from Brooklyn-fuhgeddaboutit

[MegasMkX]

Oh, and before I forget, Vinnie, stay the *Beep* away from me.

[MegasMkX]

He's brilliant. I agree, next election, Italian President from New Jersey.

[ChibiAzu]

Absolutely hilarious... XD

[kamakazie77]

This bald head sucks balls, he need to learn from harland williams

[kefrisk2]

Who knew?!!! lmao You are histerical! Loved the Bad Breath bit too!

[sxer99]

"dont worry about it" LMAO

[bpbitalia]

This guy is awesome. When is he coming to Toronto??

[good2bme]

I LOVE this GUY!!!!

[xoxmrpig13]

LMAO. ahahaha.

[navarrettas]

HILARIOUS!

[SPARTAN021]

Genius!