or when he goes to his rich family house and a bunch of things are happenin in the bedroom and when the lights go on that weird guy was there and bill goes how long have you been there,and he goes,35 years...hahahaha
I fucking love Dale Gribble! The writers and producers for King of the Hill are unique with this one! They created a character so funny that even the stupidest people in the world garden would laugh at the wit and humor and crap that comes out of Dale's mouth.
@fosterslover dude the funniest part is the impossible physics of it, especially the jump at the end. I applaud Mike Judge for keeping the nutshot fresh. As Homer Simpson would say, "it works on so many levels!"
I fucking love Dale! He's so fucking hilarious! The way he talks gives off the feeling that if you were have a friend or know a person like him than your days would be so enjoyable to toy around with that person! "Oh god he's on another rampage pray for us all!" LMFAOO!
Someone should reenact this and see if it'll work lol
Jaye3rd89 20 hours ago
On [ adult swim ]
HauntingEvents 1 week ago
Just saw this last night (2-16-12)
HauntingEvents 1 week ago
@triistar19 More like that MAH BEER!!
MrSnackization 1 month ago
Bill's bluffing! Finish him!
CoolerKing37 2 months ago
This could only happen to Bill lol
PanderflyLUV 3 months ago 6
lol "oh god he's on another rampage" haha
mydylan10 3 months ago
press 3
pokemonrulez121 3 months ago
press 2
ALLERTORLOVER69 4 months ago
lol it defined the laws of stupidness
breakingjesus57 5 months ago
The Long Distance NutShot: And you thought you didn't see it coming before LOL
krayzeejojo 5 months ago
poor bill.
teaminfinityboosters 5 months ago
Bill should get his own show called "King Of The Bill" , now that would be awesome.
nintendude24 5 months ago 4
oh god he's on another rampage pray for us all!!!
Nfartman 5 months ago
"I once made a vest out of your wife's underpants I can't imagine what you would do to me."
scholl1943 5 months ago
press 3 for nutshot
MrJ0mmy 5 months ago
LMFAOOOO dale is a jackass
Halowars7070 5 months ago
Thats the new attack called Measuring Kick.
Step 1: Place long roll of good measuring tape on the ground.
Step 2: Have victim angled 4 inches before the end.
Step 3: Kick the tape as if your kicking the victim in the nuts.
Step 4: It's Super Effective!
AceNClip 5 months ago
I've had that happen to me before...
KVLT6991 5 months ago
XD
Tracino234 6 months ago
i remeber this but i forgot what episode it was. Someone Tell me So i can watch it again. i wanna see that guy who died scream again
9608699 6 months ago
@9608699
The Texas Skillsaw Massacre
Flapjack818 6 months ago
The only one who disliked this is Bill
RoootyScoooty 6 months ago
Press 3 for the NUTSHOT
potco133 6 months ago
That doesn't even follow the laws of physics. LOL.
saradow1n 6 months ago
I guess he went from kicking asses to kicking nuts~
ArealLlort 7 months ago 3
@ArealLlort that's bobby
KingBlackCharger 1 week ago
press 5 then 6 lol
Tracino234 7 months ago
@Tracino234
I sort of hear: "RAPE HIM RAPE HIM RAPE HIM" LOL!!!!
Sharkonabicycle 6 months ago
PRAY FOR US ALL!
doomdoomdoom23 7 months ago
Kinda weird how bill moves before he is even hit
xxSyphenxx 7 months ago
Bill dislikes this video
MiNDx1er 7 months ago
these entire 13 seconds is funnier than all of family guy
lonewolf604 7 months ago
@lonewolf604 oh please
SmashLiXs 6 months ago
I didn't even know measuring tap bent that way.
NightShade1218 7 months ago
about time Hank goes to anger managment
lilsingingsensation 8 months ago
or when he goes to his rich family house and a bunch of things are happenin in the bedroom and when the lights go on that weird guy was there and bill goes how long have you been there,and he goes,35 years...hahahaha
84benfiquista 8 months ago
i like that episode where bill tries to kill himself,
84benfiquista 8 months ago
*sees 1 dislike*
Hm. Bill must've watched this.
Manas10101 8 months ago 4
i wish woman had a weakness
SmashLiXs 8 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Hank Hill's special trick shot
FavoriteSniper 9 months ago
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FavoriteSniper 9 months ago
NOOOOOOOOO!!! now we'll never know what happens at the anger management class! ( 0:10 )
nintendude24 9 months ago
They should have posted Bill's mishaps on AFV. They would have been millionaires.
FluffMaster101 9 months ago
Gentlemen, we have discovered a new weapon in the war on the squirrel people. NUT SEEKING measuring tape!
Wildcat425B 9 months ago
HAHHAHHHA BILLS BAD LUCK MAKES ME HAPPY THUMBS UP FOR HIS BADLICK
chamblizi 10 months ago
Press play and keep hitting 3 XD
Sniper207 10 months ago
I fucking love Dale Gribble! The writers and producers for King of the Hill are unique with this one! They created a character so funny that even the stupidest people in the world garden would laugh at the wit and humor and crap that comes out of Dale's mouth.
Dank951 10 months ago 2
Oh boy, what are the odds... XD
wasara85 10 months ago
OH GOD HE'S ON ANOTHER RAMPAGE PRAY FOR US ALL!
Dale is fucking funny!
KHsonicdude23 11 months ago
This is most illogical. As the lighter of the two elements, the tape should be returning to the roll, not the other way around.
fosterslover 11 months ago
@fosterslover Who cares? One. It is a Cartoon. Cartoons were made to break the laws of Logic. Two. It's funny!
AceBlazes 11 months ago
@fosterslover Actually, the teeth on the beginning of the tape would be stuck into the ground. But who the fuck cares, it's funny.
D4rkSilhouette 10 months ago
@D4rkSilhouette have you notice the rock on the ground before the tape jumped to hit Bill? lol still got him
alukee1983 10 months ago
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HillDueceua 5 months ago
@fosterslover dude the funniest part is the impossible physics of it, especially the jump at the end. I applaud Mike Judge for keeping the nutshot fresh. As Homer Simpson would say, "it works on so many levels!"
HillDueceua 5 months ago
hop tape ftw!
NiNtenBricK 11 months ago
owch
stantheman781 11 months ago
"Dang it Bill"
USCXXX75 1 year ago
At first Bill was like :)
Then he was like D:
And then it got quiet.
pico2000 1 year ago
XD!!!!
SpeedTyper101 1 year ago
When me and my dad first saw this we could not stop laughing,
D4rkSilhouette 1 year ago
DANG IT !!!!!
watzerenaufe 1 year ago
"NO AGONY NO BRAGONY"
lobsterwithwings 1 year ago
I fucking love Dale! He's so fucking hilarious! The way he talks gives off the feeling that if you were have a friend or know a person like him than your days would be so enjoyable to toy around with that person! "Oh god he's on another rampage pray for us all!" LMFAOO!
Dank951 1 year ago
lol thats not even possible
BluntIce 1 year ago
has anyone seen the other one were it hits him in the nuts and dail is like well you know what to do, ice it and we will get it reatached
ZuiQuanTheGodTso 1 year ago
Right in the tenders, lol
AmericanMangaka 1 year ago
LoL- I love how it goes COMPLETELY out of its way to hit him XD
grievous549 1 year ago 203
@grievous549 All the more reason to pray for us all!
Tails137 1 year ago
@grievous549 if you look, it hits a rock on the tape, not a very good excuse, but its there.
albertjester 10 months ago
@grievous549 Guess life just hates him XD.
robertsfunny1995 10 months ago
@grievous549 thanks for pointing that out...made it MUCH funnier xD
1indeed1 6 months ago
@grievous549 your comment made the clip even funnier XD
Germexican8Timez 5 months ago
lol
dog2547 1 year ago
great video man!!
U235Videos 1 year ago
hahahahahahahaha
U235Videos 1 year ago
Ohhh god Bill's been fixed like one of the squirrels in Dale's basement!
jaridb86 1 year ago 83
"ohh God he's on another rampage!" priceless
sackjack22 1 year ago
Aha good vid
tomyo669 1 year ago