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  • Someone should reenact this and see if it'll work lol

  • On [ adult swim ]

  • Just saw this last night (2-16-12)

  • @triistar19 More like that MAH BEER!!

  • Bill's bluffing! Finish him!

  • This could only happen to Bill lol

  • lol "oh god he's on another rampage" haha

  • press 3

  • press 2

  • lol it defined the laws of stupidness

  • The Long Distance NutShot: And you thought you didn't see it coming before LOL

  • poor bill. 

  • Bill should get his own show called "King Of The Bill" , now that would be awesome.

  • oh god he's on another rampage pray for us all!!!

  • "I once made a vest out of your wife's underpants I can't imagine what you would do to me."

  • press 3 for nutshot

  • LMFAOOOO dale is a jackass 

  • Thats the new attack called Measuring Kick.

    Step 1: Place long roll of good measuring tape on the ground.

    Step 2: Have victim angled 4 inches before the end.

    Step 3: Kick the tape as if your kicking the victim in the nuts.

    Step 4: It's Super Effective!

  • I've had that happen to me before...

  • XD

  • i remeber this but i forgot what episode it was. Someone Tell me So i can watch it again. i wanna see that guy who died scream again

  • @9608699

    The Texas Skillsaw Massacre

  • The only one who disliked this is Bill

  • Press 3 for the NUTSHOT

  • That doesn't even follow the laws of physics. LOL.

  • I guess he went from kicking asses to kicking nuts~

  • @ArealLlort that's bobby

  • press 5 then 6 lol

  • @Tracino234

    I sort of hear: "RAPE HIM RAPE HIM RAPE HIM" LOL!!!!

  • PRAY FOR US ALL!

  • Kinda weird how bill moves before he is even hit

  • Bill dislikes this video

  • these entire 13 seconds is funnier than all of family guy

  • @lonewolf604 oh please

  • I didn't even know measuring tap bent that way.

  • about time Hank goes to anger managment

  • or when he goes to his rich family house and a bunch of things are happenin in the bedroom and when the lights go on that weird guy was there and bill goes how long have you been there,and he goes,35 years...hahahaha

  • i like that episode where bill tries to kill himself,

  • *sees 1 dislike*

    Hm. Bill must've watched this.

  • i wish woman had a weakness

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  • NOOOOOOOOO!!! now we'll never know what happens at the anger management class! ( 0:10 )

  • They should have posted Bill's mishaps on AFV. They would have been millionaires.

  • Gentlemen, we have discovered a new weapon in the war on the squirrel people. NUT SEEKING measuring tape!

  • HAHHAHHHA BILLS BAD LUCK MAKES ME HAPPY THUMBS UP FOR HIS BADLICK

  • Press play and keep hitting 3 XD

  • I fucking love Dale Gribble! The writers and producers for King of the Hill are unique with this one! They created a character so funny that even the stupidest people in the world garden would laugh at the wit and humor and crap that comes out of Dale's mouth.

  • Oh boy, what are the odds... XD

  • OH GOD HE'S ON ANOTHER RAMPAGE PRAY FOR US ALL!

    Dale is fucking funny!

  • This is most illogical. As the lighter of the two elements, the tape should be returning to the roll, not the other way around.

  • @fosterslover Who cares? One. It is a Cartoon. Cartoons were made to break the laws of Logic. Two. It's funny!

  • @fosterslover Actually, the teeth on the beginning of the tape would be stuck into the ground. But who the fuck cares, it's funny.

  • @D4rkSilhouette have you notice the rock on the ground before the tape jumped to hit Bill? lol still got him

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  • @fosterslover dude the funniest part is the impossible physics of it, especially the jump at the end. I applaud Mike Judge for keeping the nutshot fresh. As Homer Simpson would say, "it works on so many levels!"

  • hop tape ftw!

  • owch

  • "Dang it Bill"

  • At first Bill was like :)

    Then he was like D:

    And then it got quiet.

  • XD!!!!

  • When me and my dad first saw this we could not stop laughing,

  • DANG IT !!!!!

  • "NO AGONY NO BRAGONY"

  • I fucking love Dale! He's so fucking hilarious! The way he talks gives off the feeling that if you were have a friend or know a person like him than your days would be so enjoyable to toy around with that person! "Oh god he's on another rampage pray for us all!" LMFAOO!

  • lol thats not even possible

  • has anyone seen the other one were it hits him in the nuts and dail is like well you know what to do, ice it and we will get it reatached

  • Right in the tenders, lol

  • LoL- I love how it goes COMPLETELY out of its way to hit him XD

  • @grievous549 All the more reason to pray for us all!

  • @grievous549 if you look, it hits a rock on the tape, not a very good excuse, but its there.

  • @grievous549 Guess life just hates him XD.

  • @grievous549 thanks for pointing that out...made it MUCH funnier xD

  • @grievous549 your comment made the clip even funnier XD

  • lol

  • great video man!!

  • hahahahahahahaha

  • Ohhh god Bill's been fixed like one of the squirrels in Dale's basement!

  • "ohh God he's on another rampage!" priceless

  • Aha good vid

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