i've just broke up with my girlfriend, it's fuk*ng amazing how jake and amir can cheer me up after this kind of stuff, fuck it, if amir can get one i, can get another :D
I don't have a scrapbook. I have a crapbook. Everytime I take a shit I make note of it. Crapbooks. Get one. Its great. Take pictures of ur poo poo and paste the pictures in there after trimming them with zig zaggy scissors. Its so much fun!
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WHY!? ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS LOOK AT JAKE'S BABY PICTURES, BUT INSTEAD IT LINKED ME TO THEIR MOVIE THAT I HAVE TO BUY! and the worst part of it is...I DONT HAVE A CREDIT CARD!!!
Hey for those who watched the Jake and Amir: Rick Fox 3 episode, JAKE HAS A NICE BODY, omggg... i want to see him like that more..... Those who don't agree can go eat that desk full of scrambled eggs :D
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Jake and Amir and Hardly Working don't belong in 24 fps. They should have a more home made feel. There's something alienating about seeing them in anything other than flat video at 30 fps.
Collage Humor should make a contest were people submit their sketch ideas for Jake and Amir; and us viewers vote on the ones we like. Whatever idea gets the most votes, Jake and Amir do it. Thumb this up so collage humor can see it!
Well.... I can't say I'm surprised.... but Amir is going to be in the next Harold and Kumar MOVIEEE!!!!! Fuck YEEAHHHHH!!!!!!!! In Harold and Kumar 3!!
you think youve seen all of em....
then you find another...just as funny as the other 3756 of em
DJJOEYD17 1 day ago
Am I the only one that clicked for Jakes baby pictures?
DarkOkamiAlpha 1 week ago in playlist Season 1
listen from 1:49 to 1:59 with your eyes closed lol
TheVideosurfer21 1 week ago
Same here doddlecuddle
MrNomekop32 2 weeks ago
The annotation lied about Jake's baby pictures :(
marsuleo 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
amir turned jake into a real ass
copedudeqwerty 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
Shit, I've nearly run out of Jake and Amir videos!
doddlecuddle 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1
i've just broke up with my girlfriend, it's fuk*ng amazing how jake and amir can cheer me up after this kind of stuff, fuck it, if amir can get one i, can get another :D
chara015 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
So your just done
I'm done
Lolloolollolololllolooololz
HOWABOUTALETSPLAYOK 1 month ago
weird
dane cooke actually went to my highschool
nickmandl 1 month ago
"Is that a question or..?" haha
96bmurphy 1 month ago
wow both top comments are stupid..and not even close to funny..
who thumbed that shit up?
ThePfffable 1 month ago 7
so your just done IM DONE
WadstAAr 1 month ago
JAKE is jewish?!?!?!
xX1NFl4M3ZXx186521 1 month ago
@xX1NFl4M3ZXx186521 amir is?
karalis290 1 month ago
REally? Thumps up?
halliday246 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
omg the end was hilarious exclamation mark
doofisondeeds 1 month ago
HAHAHAHA This is the best Jake and Amir yet. I love Jake's character in this one!
JaymanWins 1 month ago
i REALLLY want to see the last picture of amir
IHAGEO 1 month ago
una quinse añera haha :P
laura5able 1 month ago
@laura5able It's actually Quinceañera.
PivotXL1 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
is that a question-priceless
j4yeltee 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@peteratwill yew used the wrong "you" so your dumb and i am sure you're teachers taught yew better
tothenewsociety 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@tothenewsociety you used the wrong "yew"
peteratwill 1 month ago
@peteratwill is that another joke or did you really not see the two other "mistakes"?
CraigCovers 1 month ago
@tothenewsociety I c wut U did thar
Kampfwurst01 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
You photoshopped a vagina to yourself and youre masturbating?!?!? Is that a question or....
Aznwarlord7 2 months ago
Wtf he photo chopped a v j j on him self
mab1239 2 months ago
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where dis nigga headed 4 college
peteratwill 2 months ago
is jake mexican by any chance. Like 1%maybe????
saraloveskittens 2 months ago
You lied about the baby pics of Jake. i really had my hopes up!
nicnac2715 2 months ago
Omg lol at the end
roflgamer100 2 months ago
Jake "So you photoshoped a vagina onto yourself and your masturbating?"
Amir "Is that even a question orrrrr?"
Jake "............... I'm done"
mankid2012 2 months ago
Wow that's actually him with Dane Cook.
schugs99 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Im done. Gonna go to sleep now. Maybe not.
eb13895 2 months ago
There is no 1:58 second in this video. WTF.
nightshadao 2 months ago
they were both about to crack up at the end
marsuleo 2 months ago
My names Amir!
VloggityTV 2 months ago
@VloggityTV i knew that im subbed :D
MXGStatik 2 months ago
Why did my mom have to walk in the last 15 seconds of these videos
GuiltySpark4312 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
Amir i love you
elisitah00 3 months ago
Our dads are kissing. Why would you do that?!
pinkalicious251 3 months ago 2
the most annoying annotations in the world
mailcombustor 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
i basically peed myself
MapleErag0n1 3 months ago
Holy shit the last ten seconds are so freaking funny
MapleErag0n1 3 months ago
I'd be done too
jakulus13 3 months ago
Lmao at the end!!!
spaghettiandlettuce 3 months ago
The last picture.. omg lol
saxybandgeek1 3 months ago
I don't have a scrapbook. I have a crapbook. Everytime I take a shit I make note of it. Crapbooks. Get one. Its great. Take pictures of ur poo poo and paste the pictures in there after trimming them with zig zaggy scissors. Its so much fun!
MrMetalbeast123 3 months ago 64
@MrMetalbeast123 hahahha. poo poo...
ProudIndianOverHere 2 months ago
@MrMetalbeast123 LoL!!!!!!!!!!
<3
FailAccuracy 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Ohmygawd....
I Lol'd so hard...
.
So, you photoshopped a vagina onto yourself.... And you're masturbating?!?
>Err, is that a Question?
KVkidd111 4 months ago in playlist Season 1 31
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Your a nerd.
NOO..
Free2101 4 months ago 2
cute-sinera WIN!!!
GriffinStallion 4 months ago
after watching Jake and Amir for a while and watching the new "Fired" special, I have come to a conclusion.... Amir is on some serious drugs.
musicd00d2010 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
1:43 lol
Phayze87 4 months ago
thumps up if your watching COLLEGEhumor but your in highschool
peteratwill 4 months ago 274
@peteratwill middle school also :)
MrFuc100 2 months ago
@peteratwill *thumbs!
enriqueiglesiaslooov 2 months ago
@enriqueiglesiaslooov make me cry
peteratwill 2 months ago
@peteratwill so badass
autywon 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@peteratwill it's okay if you're* in highschool
Elareya 2 months ago
@peteratwill PETER IM SO PROUD OF YOU
wearepsu45 2 months ago
@peteratwill I think you should stop watching COLLEGEhumor if YOU'RE in highschool and can't spell THUMBS or use correct grammar.
xKeffinx 2 months ago
@xKeffinx troll some more please
peteratwill 2 months ago
@peteratwill How's that trolling? I was correcting your grammar.
xKeffinx 2 months ago
@peteratwill Thumbs up if you know how to use YOU'RE correctly
jacmme101 2 months ago in playlist Season 1 3
@jacmme101 ill let you know when i care
peteratwill 2 months ago
@peteratwill You're*
Tranquilance 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@peteratwill Thumbs*
Tranquilance 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@peteratwill thumbs...you're....you're. ugh
meganpaliwoda 2 months ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
@meganpaliwoda NIGGAAAA WANNNA FUCK
peteratwill 2 months ago
@peteratwill LOL WTF??? u funny
YoungKeley 2 months ago
@peteratwill not really, no..
meganpaliwoda 2 months ago
@peteratwill im in middle school
PurpleRabitHD 1 month ago
@peteratwill ahahaha u soo funny..wow *pause...sarcasm*
ThePfffable 1 month ago
@ThePfffable ahh sarcasm at its finest
peteratwill 1 month ago
@peteratwill Im in 8th grade
MrCool87867 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
@peteratwill
Yeah, the comments make such people very noticeable.
EmperorFishFinger 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
Haha you can tell Jake was about to laugh/laughed all through the video :D
enigma81581 4 months ago
FINALY I WATCHED ALL JAA
MixSteven38 4 months ago in playlist Season 1
What?! No! The Grand Jake and Amir Marathon can't end here! Not now! NOOOOOOOO!
PabloBerovski 4 months ago in playlist Season 1 3
Wow, Amir must be pretty good at shooping
JohnAdamZiolkowski 4 months ago
Lol
1Keyhall 4 months ago
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i have a huge cock.
mydickisthebest1 4 months ago
Cant believe Amir spelt scrapbook right. Haha
stoobs 4 months ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
Lol? Tranny chicks are bearable, barely. But girls without tits? Oh hell no. Amir, go masturbate some chicken you sick fuck.
Gooplertog 4 months ago
@Gooplertog uh...? o.o
Gamergirlsulaiman 4 months ago
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Montisa2008 4 months ago
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"So you're just done?"
samwrestle 4 months ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
LMAO!
"Oh god you're a nerd now!"
"*hang head in shame* NO!"
cgsuperpanda1 4 months ago 2
Every single Jake and Amir (Including Fired) + Every Single Hardly Working+ Everysingle Troopers+Everysingle Benefits+Everysingle Bleep Bloop= LIFE COMPLETE
sodeygenerations 4 months ago
Amir is gonna be in Harold and Kumar 3!!!
Kickasss119 4 months ago 2
Anyone else she amir in a movie trailer?
iShrix 4 months ago
anyone else get the camera add with i think cinima( by skrillex)?
xSNJVideos 4 months ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
WHY!? ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS LOOK AT JAKE'S BABY PICTURES, BUT INSTEAD IT LINKED ME TO THEIR MOVIE THAT I HAVE TO BUY! and the worst part of it is...I DONT HAVE A CREDIT CARD!!!
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drenia90210 4 months ago
ared dads are kissing. why would u do that?
its funny
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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ePRTN 4 months ago
you sound like kootra have you realised? doesnt anyone agree?
onehundredand37 4 months ago
THAT WAS HILARIOUS HAHAHA
Crischin1 4 months ago
Pink panther :D
LuckyApplehead 4 months ago
Hey for those who watched the Jake and Amir: Rick Fox 3 episode, JAKE HAS A NICE BODY, omggg... i want to see him like that more..... Those who don't agree can go eat that desk full of scrambled eggs :D
MoonScar 4 months ago
Press 9 for most disturbing mental image of Amir ever!!!
bubbabeau07 4 months ago 4
Jake looks thin
singit6 4 months ago
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CamJansSportsReport8 4 months ago
lol crapbook
IStatuz 4 months ago
i laughed so hard i literally peed my pants lol
pinkaboo2188 4 months ago
Amir's REAL middle name is Shmuel.
UnivitedSam 4 months ago
He's a male nerd with a cunt.
Sweet.
qqwlyd 4 months ago
photoshopped a vagina... I love it! :D
TheDragoonLord 4 months ago
its the pink panda theme
camerabox1 4 months ago
@camerabox1 pink panther*
imissrose123 4 months ago
@imissrose123 he said panda
camerabox1 4 months ago
@camerabox1 there's no such thing as the pink panda though. he said pink panther because that's a real cartoon with that theme music.
imissrose123 4 months ago
Jake and Amir and Hardly Working don't belong in 24 fps. They should have a more home made feel. There's something alienating about seeing them in anything other than flat video at 30 fps.
FlyingOverTr0ut 4 months ago
Wished I could see the pictures...
ehhyouu 4 months ago 223
@ehhyouu ... even the last one?
SpatialHeather 4 months ago
@ehhyouu No, no you don't wish you saw the pictures
1357some 4 months ago
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I have a big black clock!
Thumbs up if you read this wrong
TheRapidKills 4 months ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
uwishuwereme123ish 4 months ago
So wait in the picture is Amir masturbating with his penis or his vagina?
TheDirtysouthfan 4 months ago
@TheDirtysouthfan considering its amir its probably both
dreamkaster64 4 months ago
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Dimitriy1113 4 months ago
Jake and Amir > Homework
doodlehead529 4 months ago 227
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steenkypeet 4 months ago
@doodlehead529
haha 169
playradioplay121 3 months ago in playlist Season 1
bahaha amir in high school :D
XdisXesXwhyXimXhawtX 4 months ago
Collage Humor should make a contest were people submit their sketch ideas for Jake and Amir; and us viewers vote on the ones we like. Whatever idea gets the most votes, Jake and Amir do it. Thumb this up so collage humor can see it!
TheJudoka0alec 4 months ago 3
@TheJudoka0alec Collegehumor ... I mean c'mon, their name is writting like 25 times on this page alone.
Tradegyxz 4 months ago
@Tradegyxz woops haha, but ppl get the point.
TheJudoka0alec 4 months ago
Nice.
Abbytherockprincess 4 months ago
Holy f*ck tht wz hilarious
Fatality0999 4 months ago
Your Quince in a Chili's in an airport. LaGuardia. Nice
NerdQuest 4 months ago
hang on for a moment... amir turned into a nerd after jake flipped the page, so does that means he wasnt a nerd before that?
XLUpLoaderXL 4 months ago
margin call, what fucking bullshit. making a hero of the financial frauds
pfranks44 4 months ago
0:28 --- Crapbook
WiizzQ 4 months ago
watch?v=jMcB7t1J1BY really funny
kavetj1 4 months ago
I bet that there is only 1 person in CH that answers to the comments on youtube, and that person switches every week xD
mitebg 4 months ago
the best in a while !!!!!
doodlehead529 4 months ago
Todays collegehumor is just UNSTOPABLE! :DDDDD
80smashe80 4 months ago
The Dane Train♥
lovelyxlumps 4 months ago
I wanna see zach galifinakis guest star in a jake and amir
kobeballer 4 months ago
Oh gawd... Too far... *cough*... Ergh... They went too far this time... *Barf*
AtomicBonzaiTree 4 months ago
Their two dads kissing IS pretty funny.
NanaNarcotic 4 months ago
300,300th viewer
EarosioN 4 months ago
@EarosioN no, u'r not im 300 299 viewer ;)
oysteins94 4 months ago
@EarosioN no you're not, im 300,299 viewer and im 30 minutes behind you
ShinoJereamachi 4 months ago
@ShinoJereamachi glitch, we're all 300,299 lol
askmiller 4 months ago
@ShinoJereamachi no you're not, im 300,299 viewer and im 5 minutes behind you
majsbullen 4 months ago
@ShinoJereamachi
HEY
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YEAH YOU!
hi
EarosioN 4 months ago
FUCK OLAY
dumbo2021 4 months ago
GRET! now i even have to beffer advs.!
this is Ridiculous!
actuallyNFxC 4 months ago
why is everyone hating Amir, he's amazing!
captaincharlieIII 4 months ago
Amir!!! In the new Harold and kumar!!!! Yes!!!
TickTackThumb 4 months ago
I actually don't care what people think, Jake and Amir won't stop being funny. Simply out of principle
Cookington 4 months ago
195 people are nerds
mrgabbo 4 months ago
Isnt Amir in the new harold and kumar movie
i swore i saw him in the commercials
ThumbsUpMike 4 months ago
@ThumbsUpMike - No. Amir IS the new harold and kumar movie.
mnkittel 4 months ago
@mnkittel thats what i said, isnt he in the movie?
isnt he in the movie is asking if he is lol
ThumbsUpMike 4 months ago
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Hahahahaa, blatantly trying so hard not to laugh at the end 1:52! Brilliant :')
TheWithKid 4 months ago
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TheWithKid 4 months ago
Dear
@collegehumor
Can u make a video of Amir getting PWNED? I rly cant help wanting it to happen. If not....Im done with this series... thnx^^
shersher95 4 months ago
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Well.... I can't say I'm surprised.... but Amir is going to be in the next Harold and Kumar MOVIEEE!!!!! Fuck YEEAHHHHH!!!!!!!! In Harold and Kumar 3!!
hmg143 4 months ago
I gotta find dat picture :))
tommytickle18 4 months ago
These videos stopped being funny a long time ago. I mean seriously guys... They just suck anymore.
MarcusKruegerNet 4 months ago
Looool
bklemola 4 months ago
These aren't funny anymore... I'm done.
FlaxFalcon 4 months ago
what does this have to do with college?
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fikri565 4 months ago
A sex joke makes this funny.... nothing else ...
BlueSkysandRain 4 months ago