The Few and The Proud - Red Band Marine Recruiting Video

[johhnyfasnazzy]

i lol'd when the both said hooah

[bpwhunter1993]

Its funny that the Sergeant is bossing around the staff SGT. LOL

[hi4026]

Why di they hooah its oorah haha gigity

[kirk0respite]

MENLOOOOOOO!

[JABlaster2009]

Don't motherfuckin ask, Don't motherfuckin tell. Hahaha

[puffoneor2]

Hahahshaha

[LastXdeth]

There is no "sir" in this video. All enlistees!

[TheMatthess]

I be in the Corps til they drag me out of the base

OORAH!

[TheMatthess]

My friend hates marines because he thinks they piss on dead people and fucks goats... thumbs up if you want to kick his ass with me!

SCREW JANE FONDA

SEMPER FIDELIS

[victigr]

Did he just say GTA?....Im in.

[KingPuffDaddy]

Then BOOM. There goes Charlie...fuck up a Haji.

BRB. ENLISTING FOREVER

[HateTank18]

Why was that Staff Sergeant calling that Sergeant sir? Why are they saying hooah?

[supergirelelone]

Kirk, i agree...so meny f;!@*...Dance revolution my ass!!!

[raywhiplash]

why are they saying hooah? OORAH

[kirk0respite]

i would love to these these guys go up to a navy seal and call him a panzy ass taxi cab driver i would pay 100k to see that anyone with me?

[LucasWitt15]

its nothing like halo and gta iv

[xMidMassx]

oorah*

[SROBLES14]

holy shit pussy actually does taste like pistachios

[Sammy2g3]

MENLOOOOOOOO

[JoeyStanza]

@deathdealer123193 there was not a corporal in the video!

[saladoscar]

you guys peeing on dudes n' shit?

[yayo122193]

@deathdealer123193 u mean Sergeant not Corporal. 3 Chevrons going up with 2 crossing rifles under and no Rocker. that's a Sgt. now 2 Chevrons Going up with 2 crossing rifles under and no rocker that's a Cpl. Nd well its just acting they're not actually talking to each other in a formal manner.

[ronjeremyismydad]

luck, luck, lucky mother FUCKY day!!

[kong724]

lol... Shit was hilarious. Some discrepancies to note, but look - they're just providing for entertainment and nothing else, which they did. x] LOL...

[CAPDelta056]

1. I thought it was "Oorah"?

2. @pmedic51 - Master Chief was in the Space Marines, I'm pretty sure. There was no Space Navy.

[massagebyclaudio]

As a 70 and 80s Marine myself I had to laugh. This was funny. but great observations you all. Marines never ever say horah with an "H". thats army rangers I think. anyway. I have never ever seen a Staff Sgt (E6) say Sir Yes Sir to a Regular Sgt (E5) before. The guy in back surely outranked the guy in front. But otherwise this video was funny and I laughed. Gotta go get me come coochie now. see ya.

[JAMACON8T8]

im a boot Pfc i graduated 10-21-11 plt 3084 L Co. Parris island i think this shyt is hilarious stop bein fuckin butt hurt we all no these guys arent Real Marines any Marine automatically knows this when the video comes on lighten up ppl

[htownfire]

I'm a Marine and everything they said was true, but the the Jessica lynce thing. But its alot of lil nasty WM's to pick up.

[Tr3yz4Dayz]

@abemoya recruiters and drill instructors do wear name tags

[mikemike616]

@AbeMoyaaa Yeah dude. They are.

[AbeMoyaaa]

@Brandonose Corporal, thats how you spell it,

[AbeMoyaaa]

@SuperSemperfi96 Oorah, there is no first H

[Ihateopp]

Rofl we kick serious and amphibious ass!

[codered9696]

Haha certainly didn't motivate me to join, but I already want to so yeah

[MrEveAddict]

Cpl here, yea they got some shit wrong but still laughed my balls off

[jbravo41]

/watch?v=2zNKVHhMPds

[Theycallmedoc8404]

Actually, Brandonose, it is quite funny. And how can you be CPL in the MCOA when you can't even properly spell the rank. We'll take you a little more seriously when you grow some fuzz on them peaches and enlist in the real Marine Corps.

[tonyt1464]

Men low, trample me please!

[pmedic531]

I love the reference to HALO, but those Marines seem to have forgotten that the Hero of HALO is a Master Chief....takes a Sailor to save all those Marines. LOL

[Theycallmedoc8404]

@pmedic531 You must be or have been an FMF corpsman. Semper Fi, Doc!

[thedaftant]

@pmedic531 yeah they navy had to artificially augment kids just to get something worth a damn.



[fighting5thmarine]

@pmedic531 Shut your fucking head squid, this aint fucking real, Marines dont say hooah.

[grahgrah222]

@pmedic531 hence why it is a video game and therefore fantasy haha Marines fuck shit up

[Platino6386]

@pmedic531 And master chief is a "Space marine." Idiot. Welcome to fiction.

[TheDemonHorseman]

@pmedic531 Check your facts, Chief Mendez was part of the Defense Force, i.e., a combination of all four of our branches, plus knowing how to fly a BAS. Don't ask how I find this shit out.

[bri814]

@TheDemonHorseman how do you find this shit out?

[talljohnmartinez]

Not actually Marines but still funny.

[RhiannonLoves58]

Totally made me wanna join! I like boats and big motherfucking guns! Semper fi!

[stugmann91]

too bad 90 percent lie their ass off to you, you are just a number to them

[trevorskates94]

It's OORAH not hooah hahah but funny ass video!

[jr7rockets]

This video is is too funny LMFAO! Ironically enough my recruiter acts just like this. lol the way they act is a slightly exaggerated but very accurate skit of recruiters they give you just enough info to where its not lying. 

[nextbike20]

@Brandonose Calm your Ass Down BECAUSE EVERYONE LIKE BIG MOTHA FUCKING GUNS

[bfrtmarineblieves]

@usmcfml just because the Marines isn't for you, doesn't mean you should someone not to do it. Grow up....Truth is, it's going to be hard for people to get it in as it with budget and number crunching let alone you telling them not to do it.

[DrWinterfrrsh]

Enlisting in December:)

[dtrevino9]

yup im defentilty joining next month haha

[marinepoolee20111014]

why are they wearing their covers inside?

[gman5killedyou]

luck luck luckly fucking day, kid you like boat? damn straight u do!! big mutta fucking guns!

[lordcjna]

It's a joke and those aren't Marines in the video but it's still funny as hell.

[Nasherrrrick]

@Brandonose yo brandonose, you're a "corperal"? You're obviously not a corporal in the MCOA and I "seriouse[ly]" think you're five. But yes it is a joke...chill

[Khronnus]

@Brandonose This is obviously a joke. Chill.

[Room101Miniluv]

@brandikaluhiwa; They don't have name tags because in their Class Bs, you only need to know that they are a Staff Sergeant and Sergeant.

[AbeMoyaaa]

@Room101Miniluv Service C uniform, not class B

[whycuds]

yut yut

[2swiftfox2]

HOLY SHIT WHERE DO I SIGN UP MAN!?! I LOVE THE COOCHIE!!!!

[OzoneARC]

FUCKIN DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION! Don't step on that IED!

Lmao.

[dayday1080]

lmao...where do I sign?

[BDazx575]

lmao!!! this is gonna be fun going to the marines nxt yr

[usmcfml]

@BDazx575 dont do it ull hate it



[usmcsheppard1]

the 'dance revolution' part had me rotfl yo! haha

[YetiRyne]

Kill

[Peteguidotti]

Haha, I enlisted because of this.

[mrfricke]

Lol I just showed this to my sgt and he says the fucking pistachios got him in LOL

[rubenrod22]

Hell yeah!!! If I go recruiter, I'm using some of this trash haga. This made my night.

[Zoolander0311]

Former enlisted Sgt, grunt. I love it

[warpig714]

Very funny

[advocatefish]

Them "Big boats, with big motha fuckin' guns" are drivin' and operated by the Navy. Just saying.

[androidfighter]

@advocatefish Taxi's Just Like he said..... Just sayin...lol

[yaniv133]

EPIC!

[APKTraceur01]

I'm in oorah

[CoD5number1fan]

@atarturk there's no joke about recruiting. That's how it really is; all a scam to get your life signed away. However, I respect recruiting enough to know that it is essential to a modern military.

[DrWinterfrrsh]

Wow I love my marine corp

[AbeMoyaaa]

@DrWinterfrrsh Corps, not corp

[APKTraceur01]

Hell Yea!!!

[CoD5number1fan]

Way to make the war department look like a joke. Good recruiting technique for dumb-asses.

[atarturk]

@CoD5number1fan Its a parody. You obviously don't get the joke. Go away. 

[tonyt1464]

Men low, stick the toe of your Corframs deep in my mouth. I'd suck the sweat out of your hot wet black offs.

[DEMPEEPLE]

This shit is hilarious.

[TheAirforcepoe052]

i heard that from a marine recruiter

[TheAirforcepoe052]

i hear that ur not marines and u both r army soldiers and i am not trying to disrespect the military......but marines rule bagdad with army. so good luck and thank u

[Jeremiahking101]

LMFAO!!!

[rafhunter55]

My buddy Skyler Coleman stepped on an IED and lost his left and he's in an electric wheel chair and he's like "I feel lock Doctor muthafuckin' evil" LMAO miss ya sky fly!

[BurntTag]

wow rofl that was awesome

[naughty92dux]

@nanceyx3 I kno I'm a marine

[naughty92dux]

That was hilarious, now I want done pistachios hahaha... Hoorah.. Fuccin amazin. Who wants to join wit me?

[blueday47]

its not a serious video its supposed to be funny

[JHoleUSMC]

Great video.

[jrwright0311]

I'm a Sergeant in the Corps and regardless of all the inaccuracy and fuck ups with rank and OORAH it is a priceless and hilarious fucking video

[tigerthiefA3]

@jrwright0311 Rah Sgt!

[brandikaluhiwa]

Notice they dont have there name tags soo they dont get caught.

[chinnjr]

@brandikaluhiwa they did get caught....they both are in the army acting like marine recruiters they both went to the brig and did serious time and got in hard ass trouble

[racerboy12345]

@brandikaluhiwa notice how their not Marines.

[AbeMoyaaa]

@brandikaluhiwa Marines dont wear name tags on their uniforms

[Americanganstershady]

rotflmfao



[salinster]

what these sgt's need to do is get a fuckin squared away high and tight cut. Freakin nasties!

[Qwynidic]

lol, they shouldve been a little smarter and not had the staff sergeant say "sir" to the sergeant, and its hooRAH not hooAH, but funny regardless lol

[USMCPenguin1775]

@Qwynidic oohrah...

[AbeMoyaaa]

@Qwynidic Oorah not Hoorah

[uriel691]

It's a damn parody people!  It's funny! Why so serious you frikken tards?!?

[221795]

Why is the Staff Sergeant addressing the Sergeant as sir? No one is an officer. This video is so inaccurate, its pathetic. No Marine wears his/her cover inside. The saying isn't HOORAH. That's the Army. This video failed epically.

[oHwariioo]

@221795 First off this vid is pretty much a joke, second the Marines use HOORAH all the time. hence "HOORAH marines" etc. So you failed epically lol

[221795]

@oHwariioo You so sure kid? I am a Marine. Graduated 20110107, 2BN Echo Company, Plt 2001. Currently stationed in Yorktown, Virginia. Learn what you're talking about before you come at me.

[headshotphantom]

@oHwariioo Yea you're a fucktard. It's definitely OOHRAH. I'm not sure but I believe hoorah is navy and hooah is army. I don't remember what the air force's is. They probably just queef or something.

[AbeMoyaaa]

@oHwariioo Oorah, no H

[916GR]

Why is he wearing his cover inside?

[tonyt1464]

Any takes Menlow! I'd love to have you trample me- Seriously!

[DrFinkelstein99]

Is it wrong that I started laughing really hard? lol

[lilpotato1]

HAHAHAHA

[jake1dirigo]

This is fuckin GREAT!!! hhahahaha

[tonyt1464]

Menlow could trample me any day, love to see his dress shoes! Love to see the soles of his dress shoes!

[tonyt1464]

Love to have five Marine Recruiters in dress uniform stand on me.!

[o3marine52]

You must be high if you think they are in reg to be in blues. This is an idiot video made fore people who have no idea about the Marine Corps or what we represent.

[twlitthz]

This just made me wana enlist

[humanvegetable]

The most realistic USMC recruiting video I have ever seen!

[humanvegetable]

HAHAHA!

[Exmarinechick84]

@BackBlocks09 "No Marine gets a hair cut every 4 days" I don't know about you, but every non-combat unit I was in while in the Marine Corps, required the males to get their hair cut once a week and they were required to keep it maintained throughout the week. They are even more strict with appearances when it comes to recruiters, which is what these guys are pretending to be. "fade's grow out in about 4 days" There is no way that guys hair grew that much in 4 days, it's not physically possible.

[Exmarinechick84]

@BackBlocks09 "the guys haircut is perfectly acceptable" No it's not. A Marine Corps regulation haircut for males is supposed to be 0-3 with a fade. There was no fade in the white guys hair. "ya still dont know what your talking about" I used to be a Cpl of Marines, what about you? You seem confused about regulations, so maybe you should check out the PMCUB, read the section about hair under the personal appearance category.

[Daniell0v3r]

IT DOESNT FUCKING MATTER WHO PROTECTS WHOO ITS ONE FUCKING TEAM ONE FUCKING FIGHT GET YA ACTS TOGETHER IM IN DA ARMY AND IT TAKES MORE THAN ONE PERSON TO DO SOMETHING OR ONE UNIT

[AbeMoyaaa]

@Daniell0v3r I can tell your Army by your lack of spelling

[iklesammykins]

wtf

[brownmht]

Sgt with a blood stripe? Square those belts away and take your cover off indoors. Had me fooled for a second. I was worried a couple of real Marines were about to get busted to PFC.

[drummindude2789]

@brownmht

are you stupid yes he has a bloodstripe hes a SGT aka nco so he gets the blood stripe...

[DSouthcrown35]

@brownmht Of course he has a bloodstripe, he's an NCO. You get that once you get promoted to Cpl.

[9627122]

CALL OF DUTY

[hmagyaya]

racists at best 2:00 tsk.tsk.tsk.

tasteless!

[Gootch82]

hahahahahaha! @ 3:12

[indoorin]

Lol I have never seen a marine who has actually been transported on a navy ship disrespect their pimps that much. (That's what the navy is, pimps, they take the marines to their appointments and protect them with their corpmen, EOD techs, pilots and SEALs)

[TheRockof90s]

@indoorin SEALs dont protect Marine fool, the only Navy who "protect" Marines are Navy Corpsman.

[indoorin]

@TheRockof90s Everyone is protected by SEALs and SF. But they are also protected by pilots and EOD techs. The pilots provide a lot of close air support (not as much as air force but still a bit) and the EOD techs do their thing with explosives.

[TheRockof90s]

@indoorin Protected and helped are different. and SEALs and SF Dont protect anyone, in fact, if a small SEAL team needs help its an infantry unit they call not the other way around, no Marines are gonna say "get the SEALs here we need help" SEALs are utilized for special missions not ground combat. Also, Marines have MARSOC which in 10 years could be better than SEALs *started under a decade ago. Marine Recon as well is Special operations

[supervilla06]

I don't know why these two poser fucks are wearing my uniform saying "hooah" while wearing their covers indoors with their ribbons ALL fucked up, they're both fat, their uniforms look like they just got pulled out of a seabag, that "Sgt's" belt is ridiculously long and the "SSgt" is calling the "Sgt" sir? Oh and the "Harding Institute"? That's that same hoax organization that was involved with Joe the Plumber. They're fucking done.

[Goststriker]

Sounds like a porno with that background music.

[MRJAWright24]

The Marines say "OOHHRAAHH" not fuckin "hooaahh" thats gay Army shit

[LucasWitt15]

its not like vidio games this is suducing kids in to thinking it will be fun

[HUTCHtopher]

This is w hat happens when don't ask don't tell ends

[TTCTXCHL]

@srithikdatta

The marines rescued PFC Lynch.

[CrotalusKid1]

i honestly dont give a shit thats it fake, its funny as hell

[89andyman]

yeah i new it was fake when i saw that one guy's hair cut

[GnRSlash88]

big mothafuckin guns

[xXP51MustangXx]

pretty fucking cheesy.

[sdevon90]

luck luck lucky motha fukn day

[chotovec]

These are real Marines and they did everything that people are saying are "out of regs" on purpose... You all cant hate cause they are blunt about the Marine Corps..

[darklion53]

Hahahahaha Anyone in the military can appreciate this!

[wutownwrassler]

duh no shit their out of regs and what not... honestly if half of every moto boot spitfuck or poolee that was posting on here would realize this vid is just making fun of everything your recruiter told you there would be a lot less retarded posts with some dumbass citing marine corps regs or saying oorah, seriously being retarded is not required.

[H3Hghostsniper]

whose the pornstar he mentioned,?

[semperfi4591]

Real? Who cares? (Of course it isn't - enlisted don't call each other "Sir".) Still, this former Marine thinks it is funny as shit!

[USMarine6046]

@semperfi4591 Uhm , no such thing as a "Former" Marine,

[cpljosh]

@USMarine6046 It's no such thing as an "ex-marine". only former marines.

on another note, thought this vid was kinda funny even if "hooah" annoys me.

[semperfi4591]

@USMarine6046 Hey num-nuts, every Marine - with Honorable Discharge - no longer in uniform is either a "retired Marine," or a "former Marine." I am no longer in uniform, nor am I retired.

[semperfi4591]

@USMarine6046 Hey num-nuts, every Marine - with Honorable Discharge - no longer in uniform is either a "retired Marine," or a "former Marine." I am no longer in uniform, nor am I retired. Figure it out yourself, if it is not too complicated for ya.

[Charbakshi]

I think these guys are in the Army and stole a couple marine uniforms.......WHAT IDIOTS

[ruger50]

this is so fake guy was wearing his cover indoor, but cant lie kinda funny my personal opinion

[srithikdatta]

whoa why are they going after jessica lynch? wtf, wrong branch too

[srithikdatta]

so many things wrong but still funny

[theeoz69]

This is crappy as hell and not funny at all. All it is profanity at its worst. I'm a Marine and this doesn't make me angry, I just think it's tasteless.

[chris051099]

this is funny shit, why are you gettin mad over this? its a joke, get a sense of humor Marines