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  • 2:35 - 2:45 WTF is with the music? if freddy kreuger coming for you in this game?

  • Why this never won an Oscar, is beyond me...truly a tragedy of our times.

  • Ahhh...Sega CD...I'm not sure what to even say about it, just...Sega CD...pretty much just everything Sega did after Genesis, really.

  • Man, I HATED this game. It was the first game I remember absolutely loathing. It didn't help that I was terrible at it and crashed within minutes. It was one you had to learn I guess...boring way of making up for lack of gameplay.

  • this takes me back

    

  • Even though the story was idiotic and the acting was cheesy as hell, the ship flybys and sewer sequences still look pretty good. As far as I know, it was all filmed with miniatures,

    The footage was filmed between 1987 and 88 for a canceled game console that was going to be made by Hasbro. But the project was shelved until the arrival of the Sega CD. You can tell it was filmed in the 80's, the game has a James Cameron Aliens vibe to it. Falco and Ghost look like Space Marine rejects!

  • I remember seeing this when it first came out and thinking it looks shit.

  • Y U MAD GHOST?

  • Need a revamp of this for the PS3! I used to play so much I couldn't see through my watering eyes!

  • shit shock

  • Ahh memories! I used to think that this was the best looking game. They did a good job with the video of the ships flying through the tubes

  • Ghost looks like Captain Kirk and over-acts like William Shatner!

  • I love bad acting

  • @FagsLoveCountrymusic

    To hell with acting that has the pretense of real emotion. Give me over the top and stop trying to lie saying "This is reality" This is not reality, this is SEWER SHARK.

  • my uncle always called me dogmeat when i was growing up. wasnt till i was about 19 that i found out he got it from this game XD thanks sega cd.

  • Exterminating rats in a sewer....now this is classic epic stuff!!!!

  • Looks like it should be called "Vagina Fungus Wars"

  • A MILLION POUNDS OF TUBESTEAK! So the object is to transport a bunch of hot dogs? wth

  • this is real halo

  • man, this is the best acting i've ever seen. i'm not joking

  • Now I see where Command & Conquer got the idea for cheese live action, in-game storylines. Sega-CD and 3DO = True OG

  • WooooooAAAAAAAAAAAAAAooooooooo­ooooh SEGA!

  • Dogmeat? How about "Bullet Catcher"? 

  • okay, I get it, crash and burn, thank you.

  • I think it's safe to say where Guilty Spark 343 was inspired from. Anyone agree?

  • aaah, I miss this game. Don't you love the smell of sewers in the morning? They smell like Victory!

  • I had no idea what the fuck this game was about. All I knew is that it largely took place in a sewer with a bunch of cokeheads.

  • So....he likes tube steak...?

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  • Really underrated game, the reason its so good is for how unbelievably bad the acting is, its campy as hell has intense music and actually plays very well, i recommend this to anyone with a Sega CD!!! :D

  • is it true that some sewer shark cds came with a bug that didn't let u pass through the first seconds of the game?

  • dog meat lol might as well be called puppy chow

  • haha "Dogmeat" ---- Bravo to "A Boy and His Dog"

  • Oh, so you're Falco. Thanks for "Rock Me Amadeus".

  • And then I.read.the comment below....

  • Wasn't devito in this game

  • I always thought the boss was Danny Devito, but it's not. His name is Robert Constanzo. Anyway, great acting!

  • how did he know i had a tough guy smirk?

  • "Shoot the tubes pencil dick!"

  • This is what I call Challenging. These kids that only knows about Call of Duty, Gears of War, Halo etc etc, They need a reality check. These games here where not only challenging but they kicked your ass when trying to beat em. (I should know, i have one of the original copies still in my disposal :) Thumbs up if you still have your Sega Cd, Genesis, super Nintendo

  • Was that Harly Quinn Talkin at the end???

  • I can remember by heart pounding when I first played this game. This was by far the fucking more intense experience that I had ever expierienced. Good shit, thanks for posting this!!!

  • It's not right that I can lipsync this intro word for word LOL.

  • LOL I WANT SEGA CD AGAIN!

  • This game was pretty damn hard.

  • It's like STAR TOURS at the MGM Studios with horrible 16-bit music xD

  • oh got its all coming back to me now..

  • a million pounds of tube steak?!?!?!?! lololololololololol!

  • Lol, forget Modern Warfare 2, this is the original ghost!

  • Smells like poo gas!

  • this game is fucking awesome just because of the acting haha

  • ignition on three. Ready? THREE!!!

  • "Something down there SUCKED THEIR BRAINS OUT!"

  • BOWGEYS in SIX, NINER, SIX.

  • I was soo proud of myself when I beat this game; never did beat night trap though!

  • When your a kid its very believable, I remember being deathly afraid of the dark because of night trap, acting might be bad but these are one of a kind experiences.

  • lol.....terrible acting, but I loved this game. Used to play these Sega CD games all the time. When I was younger and didn't know any beter of course.

  • The cake is a lie!

  • Solar City is a lie!

  • Ghost has roid rage! 

  • What? FX legend John Dykstra did this? How the mighty fell.

  • "A million pounds of tubesteak!"

    I can't believe that they got away with that back then!

  • I forgot how bad the acting was.

  • music is lovely

  • So how much did skinny puppy get paid to lay down those beats??

  • I wanna hear him say "I'm Ratigator Bait!" but i can't find a video anywhere of it!!!

  • The man really wants some tubesteak. You need a club, not a sewer.

  • omg the memories. flooding ba.. oh shit here comes my childhood.

  • I got this game yesterday, and I keep losing because I keep missing the monsters. Is it more of a memorization thing? It seems like you're doing perfectly!

  • @SmaMan I haven't played this game in years, so I may be wrong on this, but it's not about memorization. The path is randomized every time you play, so don't expect consistent results. Monsters seem fairly predictable, though.

    Best tip I can think of, though... Shoot the tubes, Dogmeat! Spam that shooter!

  • @Stryder467 Now that I've played it more, yeah, it looks like it's randomized. I'm getting better, (my callsign is RatBreath now!) But I found the spamming the shooter can run you out of energy... which causes you to explode for some reason.

  • @SmaMan Keep practicing! The game only takes 40 minutes of your time to beat, but a lot of skill.

    When you keep shooting like that, you need to keep an eye on the gauge beneath your current callsign. That's your H2 level, and if it gets too high, the hydrogen explodes and you die. To avoid this, you need to tell Catfish to detonate the H2 before it gets too high.

    I don't remember how this is done, though. You may want to check a FAQ.

  • @Stryder467 Also, if you mean the energy level, that is not affected by how much you shoot, I don't think. But the energy you start with is not enough to get you through the game. You need to hit those recharge places that Ghost notifies you of.

  • @Stryder467 Yeah I know. It seems the energy goes down by about 100 or so for each shot.

    And according to the instructions, you have to hit C or something... I haven't gotten that far yet. I lost when I didn't fire the new guns that Ghost installed in that one cut scene. :P

  • @SmaMan C to detonate the H2 I mean.

  • @SmaMan Wah hah hah! I did that, too! Brings back memories! :D

    I guess you do need to be a bit conservative.

  • im laughing so fuckin hard at this! i have to watch this when im high!

  • 4:50 where its all at LOL

  • Remember how revolutionary this full motion video technology was back in the early 90s?

  • ignition on 3 ready? 3!!!!!! lol i remember this one, if i remember right i did gte a perfect run on this one..I miss playing those digital pictures games, this , supreme warrior, night trap....ahh the memories..thank the stars for emulators !!!

  • Ghost is bad ass. Especially with that music behind him. He should replace the majority of the actors these days.

  • Fun shooting game. Loved it. Music and that flying ball thing.

  • I MISS THIS AWESOME GAME! I LOVED IT! :)

  • i LOVED this game. I loved my sega CD actually. This, Rise of the Dragon, Eternal Champs CD.......GOD i miss that thing lol

  • Ha ha ha!!! I'm so glad they made this game! It's not good but it has me rolling with these fmv cutscenes everytime i watch them!

  • You can get this mp3 at instantmp3s..com

  • Um man that game. I like it at that time only b/c it was one of the first games that feature real life movie scenes. I think vid games are better with real live actors. But the game was stupid (shooting mutant rodents while being called dogmeat by some fat guy). Now Sonic CD, that ninja anime game, and ground zero were pretty good.

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  • Wow, I haven't seen this intro since 1994. Memories just flooding back.

  • @SilentServiceCode Yeah their opening monologues were on the tip of my tongue 

  • I think I played this once when I was 7!

  • i was never able to beat this game, but it was pretty fun actually, i played it all the time. catfish reminds me of barney from andy griffith...

  • Agh the memories! That game is harddddd

  • This game was developed years before there was even talk of a MegaCD. And it shows :)

  • only the hardest can enter the hole...

  • As a former Sega CD owner, I remember playing this game. The farthest I've got in this game without dying was an increase in rank from "Dogmeat" to "Ratbreath." I'm sure that's not very far. I also remember that I wanted to beat the shit out of Ghost for being an ass to you. I remember that he would bitch at you no matter what message the boss sent to you.

  • Ghost is every character from 'Aliens' all rolled into one. He especially lo0ks like a cross between Hicks and Hudson and he acts like Apone.

  • Catfish reminds me of B.O.B. from 'The Black Hole'. XD

  • What is DA WAHL!?

  • a million pounds of...of...tube steak? Ooookayyy....

  • @Dreamline78 Tube steak originally meant hotdogs but in this context it means monsters that you kill in the tubes.

  • @IggyHazard I thought it was referring to anal sex when i was a child because my father told me that. Lol! I learned about a couple days after that it wasn't. My dad actually talked to me like that then to. Lol.

  • @TheUnbiasedGamer It does have sexual connotations when used by, eh...certain people. But it originally meant hotdogs.

  • @IggyHazard Yeah. Lol.

  • 90s goodness, got this for christmas

  • these were the days they thought movie on pc is the best i hated those ntsc lines

  • wasnt this for 3d0 too?

  • This game is so damn hard....

  • hmmm I can see where the idea for descent came from...

  • Ghost needs some xanex!! lol

  • hey how do u charge in this game

  • lol did he just say he wants some tube steak!????

    ROFLMAO!!!!

  • Blast from the past right here. I always sucked at this game.

  • Blast from the past! Thanks for posting up this video!

  • 1,000,000 lbs of tube steak?

  • can anyone remember if you can recharge your energy..?

    i have this game and it runs with fusion36

  • do you think it could've been an actual movie back then??

  • i so loved this game ....

    wish i could find my copy :(

  • "Video enlarged for clarity."

  • I had this game when i was little and never understood how to play it :\

  • Wow, the memories!! I used to love to show people the intro like it was some really cool graphical game. I too used to always seem to crash at the same door. But for some reasons i still played this game like crazy.

    Thanks for posting.

  • Ghost was played by a guy named David Underwood.

    He clearly did NOT take his dialogue seriously AT ALL, and decided to have some fun with it by hamming it up as best he could.

    It turned his performance into the best thing about this game. A shame he never got more work...he doesn't even have a Wikipedia page, and his IMDB page barely lists anything.

  • this game was great. i remember watching my dad play it when i was 5

  • holy shit, this brings back so many memories.

  • wow this game looks awesome! I missed ot on this!

  • When I saw this it was kinda cool but the fat guy eating pizza was just too much

  • The acting in this game is genuine, unlike these newer games where everything is SO SERIOUS!

  • WWooWW memories  haha!!

  • A million pounds of tubesteak LOL!!!!

  • It seems when I played this as a kid, I always died at the same fucking closing door.

  • Actually looks like a pretty fun game.

  • Check out spoony's review.

  • this game was flippin awesome

  • ru fucking kidding me i luved this game wen i was a kid fuck u guys i still wish i had it

  • Despite being horrible, this actually looks like it's still a little fun. My only question is, "Is there a reason everyone's in the sewer?"

  • @WumboWarrior

    Yes.

    It's because they

  • bill paxton would've been perfect for this if this ever became a movie

  • Worth it for the bad acting alone!

  • The music is cool ^^

  • Wow! I miss this game. I want to play now :(

  • I still miss Dogmeat to this day.

  • WOW, I HAD THAT GAME, THANKS 4 THE VID

  • great 4 nastalgic perposes

  • Something down there SUCKED THEIR BRAINS OUT.

    lmfao...

    I haven't laughed that hard in a minute.

  • The sad thing? STILL better than most SciFi original movies. xD

    Oh wait... I'm sorry, it's 'SyFy' now. >.>

  • @outlier1985 Too true!

  • @outlier1985 I know right. This would be better than any of those.

  • @outlier1985 Lol...yeah, they forgot how to spell their own logo for some reason eh? I guess that's 'cool' though.

  • its so bad its great

  • A clean sewer is a happy sewer!

  • me thinks i would rather watch paint dry

  • ugh, its just as the AVGN described.... Shit Shark. boring, and the music sounds like it was composed by Active Enterprises

  • The music just OOZES early 90s!

  • omg...I forgot how stupid this game was! makes me wanna go home and play my PS3

  • Yeh but the sega CD is sort of the great grandfather of the PS3, sony did help make the sega CD

  • @DancingMadRB3 .....no.... actually, when Sega came out with the Sega CD, Nintendo decided they wanted their own CD-based extension of the SNES, to be called the Play Station, and Sony worked on THAT.

    Then the Sega CD flopped, Nintendo pulled the plug, Sony decided to make it into their own system, Nintendo sued, lost, and the Playstation 1 was born.

  • The worst game of the world!!!!!

    Tomcat Alley was better...

  • I could never get past 6:35 lol

  • LOL, million lbs. of tube steak, ROFL!!!

  • I seriously just watched a 6 minuets of a guy shooting ratagator's and bats, just too see a fat man stuff his face with pizza, part 2 better be worth it!

  • I beat this game back in the day.I also had the bram stoker's dracula. it looked real cool but had weak gameplay

  • NOW THAT'S MY MAIN MAN!!! lmao

  • I hated when they would put those rats at turns.

  • ...right... This is what happens when you don't even have a budget big enough to hire the crappy actors...

  • I loved this game back in the day.

  • I had it back in the day and I did beat and I remember it being like the greatest thing I accomplished at that time lol. I was only 14

  • lol me too, though night trap and sonic cd were my personal fav's.

  • It's no wonder the Sega CD sunk. It was a great peripheral that pushed the limits of 16-bit tech, but Sega foolishly put all their eggs in the FMV basket with that moron Tom Zito, instead of putting out more awesome CD games like Dark Wizard, Final Fight CD, and Snatcher. How anyone could sit through this game for more than 20 seconds is inconceivable. Think I tossed mine in the trash after about 10 seconds way back when.

  • Don't you love the smell of sewers in the morning?

  • This game amused the shit out of me back when I had it. Never beat it, though. I'll be looking forward to watching these vids.

  • dog meat lmao

  • Where were they shipping the tube steaks to? Clam City?

  • Ground Zero Texas ftw. If you don't own it, get it!

  • Ha ha ha!!! The videos on this are fuckin epic!!!! I can't stop laughing!!! I like this game to!

  • Bought this for a buck at Music Recyclery at the mall. Still need a 3DO.

  • might be one of the worst games ever made when compared to how much effort and budget must have gone into it.

    I think I lasted about 10 seconds and had no idea why it kept insta killing me while my ship ran into a wall despite hitting the direction arrows at the top. So stupid.

  • I think you had to hold down the "B" button while pushing the direction button to actually set a course.

  • Retroooo!

  • Epic !!

  • This game is awesome because it's bad. I've got a copy of the game, and Ground Zero Texas. Trying to get Night Trap soon...

  • I beat this game almost 14 years after I first played it. Truly awesome, for reasons I really can't explain.

  • Loved this game!!! This brings back memories1