Computer games - coming to a toilet near you

[vojinovicmiljan]

How long do you need to piss to finish 1st level ?

[JonAlmeida942]

Firstly, if Apple buys the company they would probably call it iPee.

Second, how exactly is it "hands-free"?!

[Fyrtornet1989]

uPee

[joshmanfree]

went to a tournament.... it was the worst time of my life...

[Yoo0ooNa]

bet many people can't aim properly if they are swinging their dicks side to side

[MrGmodlol61]

This is probably the stupidest thing I've eve-

*Realizes women can't play this*

Shut up and take my money.

Heres something attention whores CAN'T play to gain attention.

[spencereng]

First person shooter games.

[brendendas]

i would literally roam around (in the mall where this would be installed) with a liter of any liquid just to play this game :P

[geloliverpool94]

fuck kinect and wii! this is the next gen of gaming!

[greseres]

"I'm out of pee! "I'm out of pee!!"

[00Kirby0]

@greseres

INSERT 2 PEE TO CONTINUE

[shinyray01]

been done before. google SEGA Toylet

[Fjallgeirr]

*fade out*

[Fjallgeirr]

imagine you came to pee and then out of fucking nowhere, bear grylls the game, pee in the center to start game with jingle: *hand over the piss and no one gets hurt*

[JGrayshon]

Brings a whole new meaning to the wii.

[Phluffey]

@JGrayshon LOL

[undisputed4life]

Solution: Bring a water gun to the bathroom.

Problem?

[ThepipexCool]

What will do when i run out of pee?

[Robokotsos]

@ThepipexCool Insert Coin ? :P

[americanitalian45]

I used to play urinal video games, but then I took an arrow to the knee

[yandroskhaos]

But what IS toilet gaming?

[ibzmav]

street fighter anyone?



[Kazzell]

Are you takin tha piss?

[bloximonkey]

What if you run of of pee in the middle?

[The1stVolc]

This is so disturbingly awesome.

[theXlegend17]

it's official, men are the superior gender. we can now play video games with our dicks.

[jaimebakulic86]

....white people.

[Dakexrex]

Clearly not for Females?

[segaface3]

... Hands-free?

[xxWayoftheSunxx]

Okay, now invent one for girls. Or one for when people are taking a shit, since that is a long drawn-out process.

[joeyblondewolf3]

CUMMING IN YOUR EYE

[sandarken]

Haven't these things been around for a while now?

Search "Urinal Games" and you'll find a bunch of very similar looking videos...

[NokiGP]

Is this trolling or...COME ON!

TELL ME HE IS TROLLING!

[dipbandana]

DAMM! I knew I shouldn't have got a prince albert

[L0LST3F4N]

really...

[HugoMoniz17]

TRY TO DO THIS WOMANS!

[hoboninjas]

Its all fun and games, until you pee onto the guy next to you.

[much0J]

To exit, piss outside the urinal ...

[chuckwild1]

8 women want urinals.

[RarestName]

If I have one of these at home, I will never get another sore throat.

[Starfoxteam1]

Cue the inevitable Bear Grylls jokes..

[TheAlarcher]

Playing multi-player games do imply we have to pee on the neighbours ?

[DenienN]

@TheAlarcher oh my goD this is hilarious :DDD

[Claudia77130]

Again : Girls are really left behind in the video game industry ! =D

[DryIcePrincess]

It's not fair, there's nothing for girl. >: (

[L3phili3Tjosh]

My friend asked for multiplayer.

:|

[xXxMISTERVIPxXx]

Dear Girls:: U can Cut your hair , make ur voice strong, build a muscle,be like a man BUT I bed u if U can PLAY this Game.

[G0tTilt]

Cant hear a word he said.. ???

[A1R5N1P3R]

Last thing I want is some NEWB in the urinal next to me, turning this way and that.

[VSOTBCommunity]

Motivation to pee now? Will everyone need a game to eat food next or something?

[07xHSVxGTS]

How much do these ppl have to drink to keep playing??

[CodMaster601]

1:00 - 1:06 Look at the screen on the left its got chicks on it. Gigety Gigety

[SquishyTron]

TWELVE!

No way dude!

[TheLandBased]

they should make a mini-game for it where you are putting out fires. Makes more sense to me.

[unknoneABYSS]

0:03 - 0:06 look at the left computer it even has dancing women for you! god bless. this is all i need for christmas.

[ahmedrazamughal]

Thumbs up if you would use a water flask

[Tuberomix]

Looks crap [pun intended].

[tidgney]

I can only imagine the queues for the toilet :P.

[sammysin13]

Damn! Wave that weiner around.

[studies101]

"Hands free gaming" Right :P

[wileylovesbread]

THIS TAKES THE PISS lol

[OugaOugaBouga]

can you please port Leisure Suit Larry ????

[FrAnK54ization]

So it's ok to play with yourself in public?

[qawmame]

I've heard that things like this help dudes aim better. I think that sounds about right.

[randeDANDE]

omg.....lol...........

[K1r0]

drunk people will pee everywhere..  and fall... and that still by peeing...

[vinyboiler]

Fucking 'ell ad's while we piss, is nothing private any more?

[tufungifi]

What if someone drops a deuce in one of those urinals?

[DontClickMeNow]

what if you have to take a 5 second pee

[vamifek]

@DontClickMeNow Then you probably have prostate cancer.

[DontClickMeNow]

@vamifek Why would i have it, i didnt say I

[Zerostriker5]

This is something that women can not enjoy A+

[rtg121211]

dam i should drink more!

[boblowes]

I hope there isn't a two player mode. Awkwaaaard.

[megaashen]

@boblowes

haha:p

[samvalencio]

É preciso muita urina...rs

[Kamikaze923Gamer]

Call of Duty: Modern Pissfare!

[MKDgunner]

Girls are always welcomed in the boys toilet for some fun with the joystick game :)))

[laggame]

Finally!

I desperate to wait for

[hotwheelsing]

and women play in?

[xReitakx]

and in big toilet you drop bombs :D

craex.com

[xxxBeckONxxx]

ДАЙТЕ ЛЮДЯМ НОРМАЛЬНО ПАССАТЬ!

[UsogonV2]

1 girl disliked this video xD

[tantoedge]

Yeah, Japan has had these for ages. I think it's great that we're getting them on this side of the pond. Now all those folks I told about will be all *mind blown* and shit :)

[SharkDude1]

I would hate to see what these guys dream up when you have to go number two. A flight simulator where you are dropping bombs on enemy ships??

[maciasusn]

@SharkDude1

Finally we could have a game where you can be the Enola Gay.

[Warzau1]

@SharkDude1 But what happens if they are constipated?

[SpittingImagination]

@SharkDude1 I was thinking more like battle ship.

[chrissomerry]

@SpittingImagination They could put an anti-submarine depth charge dropping game in the normal toilets! Haptic feedback!

[ALittleSomethngExtra]

This is the single dumbest thing human beings have managed to create...

[CuteCatFaith]

They put tiny fake flies (the insects) on urinals in France because males try to pee on them and it keeps them neater. Like some childish pissing game, they just HAVE to aim for that bug! There are little glass ones and stickers, too. Just shows you the inherent mentality of most males. Also, offer the chance of "strange pussy" and they can't focus on anything serious. Remember the scene in SERIAL MOM when she distracts a prosecution witness?

[NewsPoliticsInfo]

Is this for men only?

[aza091234]

do people realy pee for a minute

[AtheistOnTheEdge]

The game in the toilet stalls is one where you're piloting a WW2 bomber.

[smokintheblaze]

Be right back. Pissing for the high score.....

[dobbie82]

They decided not to state the obvious point that customers will drink more to pee more to beat their mates..

[igothacked112]

Imagine a FPS on a toilet lol 3 short bursts of pee for a 3 shot burst :D

[kunalbajpai]

I had exactly "this" business idea, darn I didn't materialize it.

[Luminasita]

Funny! Japan has had these for awhile. I admit a touch of jealousy, girls can't play without a lot of acrobatics lol

[Theowest]

FUCK THAT SHIT!! SERIOUSLY? WORSE INVENTION EVER. 

[zzerDrezz]

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