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  • Great vid!

  • Satan ? theres no such thing as Satan. Or God.

    Or anything fucking divine or Evil like Man/Woman Himself.

    We are gods you fking Imbeciles.

    With Financialy powerfull scumm that hold us as slaves

  • @fknnews i have to say, i enjoy your videos, you make me laugh and at the same time you say truth, some people just dont get it.

  • how the fuck is anyone supposed to take these stupid videos seriously???

  • @dazz1ful duh - ill informed rumour comedy half truth - im not the bbc

  • David Icke meets Alex Jones.

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  • stabbing stab stabbines stab stab, 35% roflmaorrrl

  • AWESOME!! great approcach , amusing

  • name of the book is genious, bravo :p

  • Why is there always some one crying in the comments? It's suppose to be funny.

  • Brilliant! 

  • at times watching his show, he makes me feel that he is part of the conspiracy and just making fun of the rest of the people that don't know shit.

  • Deek is the best and funniest political satirits. Makes Colbert and Stewart's shows to fall asleep by.

  • Please who are awake deserve a laugh! Thanks Deek.

  • Not saying this isnt happening. Just saying it isnt new and its not exclusive.

  • Good work my friend. V for Vendetta

  • Your a fucking genius ,keep doing what your doing right the fuck now.

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  • Deek you look like Rob Halford.

    Painkilleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrr­rrr!!!!!!

  • @dharmashooter see you next week to continue the "fight" against the nwo - in between shampoo adverts and I love my god and country catchphrases

  • @fknnewz I see your point but nothing's perfect and so anything can be ridiculed if you want. By throwing out the baby with the bath water you end up with nothing. Something is surely better than nothing?

    Or perhaps you can suggest a better news source if advertising is your main problem? Or perhaps an alternative universe where money isn't used at all?

  • @dharmashooter

    I don't know why I bother with people like you. Smart alec's who try to use humour as a double bluff to cover up for the fact that really they're completely empty inside and not serious at all. Sad.

  • @fknnewz don't mind him, you are really funny :D keep ut the good work

  • @dharmashooter Oh I think that by taking the piss out of it is anything but trivialising things, if you need A Jones to explain things then it is you who is Trivialising the matter, sorry but that just the plain truth! BTW there is a thiung call irony and your comment was very ironic!

  • @dharmashooter Alex Jones is a puppet. Deek, you need to check out Michael Hudson if you havent already, quality stuff.

  • @dharmashooter Truth in any format. 

  • @dharmashooter Guess what Alex Jones is a fear monger and if you havn't already sprinted past him you must be as fat and unhealthy as he is and unable to use your own intellect to research these things for yourself?. Shit people think theres only 5 senses to physical being? WRONG theres 6 the 6th being guess what a sense of fuckin humour.... Mad props to Deek

  • @dharmashooter- Humour is a powerful weapon- Try to understand this is heavily sardonic humour- and many people think it IS funny- Possibly Americans won't get this kind of humour- but I know of no other comedy act bringing this message to the comedy audience- However- IMO it's aimed more at those already in the know- and is a palatable way of taking unpleasant medicine- - So- thank goodeness for the power of laughter

  • @dharmashooter it takes many ways to open peoples minds and this is just one.I like it and someone might watch this but not Alex Jones.I also like A Jones

  • @jesse2076 Yes I think Deek is making a great effort, many people just cant be bothered with politics so they never realise just how shockingly apalling the situation really is, humour is an effective way of attracting attention to the situation and encouraging people to take a look at vital issues that effect them directly Deek does this very brilliantly.

  • @dharmashooter Alex Jones is borderline, tinfoil hat-wearing, babbling, insane. Really, I know that the world isn't always as it seems and we are being fucked over every day. But Alex Jones is a paranoid, delusional, creationist idiot.

  • This guys so awesome, I wish more people understood his humor.Its way over the average " truthers" head.

  • I could fuck deek up the arse like a corporate greedy fat twat on coke.

  • stabby stab stab stab lmfao, Deek rocks!

  • fuckin hilarious. thank ya Deek!

  • I love Deek more than Susan Boyle and I absolutely love her so I love Deek on A Boyle scale of 30+ on a scale of 1to10. They both rock though. I think he is the only one who really cheers me up with the truth of how this world is going to hell thanks to the powerful elite children & citizen bum fckers. Thanks Deek. You are the best medicine for me and I appreciate everything you do. You have more guts than me but you really make me want to step out like you and do more. You are an inspiration.

  • that was doublegood.

    ingsoc

  • 3:31 onwards LMFAO - this is the funniest thing I've head in a long while.

    Good FKN work man!

    PS your american accent still sucks.

    :-P

  • who abso- fkn- lutely cares!

  • the deek man is the demon of doomdom and glorified gloomsville topped with chocolate sauce and a muchly mucky mushy marischino (how the fk do ya spellit?) cherry charged with radioactive radiant nbr 2 red & mercury laced cough-inducing corn syrup and other such delightful left over 20th century delectables transported into the hapless 21th century where only the lonely will be lucky to have their bodies frozen in hopes of any kind of future. hahahahaha!

  • lets all kill ourselves.......maybe all these years vve vvere vvrong about the elites? maybe they vvere just trying to help us to heaven......and its only logical they should make a buck or to along the vvay?

  • you first

  • slash hack stabby stab stabby slit :D

    masonicilluminatibuildbergerro­ckerchild people HAHAHA :D

    Love it Deek, you are king :)

    Don't ever stop mate '2 thumbs up'

  • Deeks asking the big questions, fearlessly justapositioning his own testicles against the haggard blade of tyranny, (slash, hack, stabby stabby) yeilded by the crazy death cult extremeist, zionist, illuminati mass media theesome fail style, solo hand job in the back of a fuckin prototype electric car that gets ten meters to the ethiopian, for the purposes of re educating the landless peasant fuck, mental vaccum void frequenting, clickety click, net fucks...

    Go get em Deek

  • SHOCKING! Im a peasant! Im revolting Im SICK of stab stabber news, i refuse to listen to TV shite

    I accidently caught some news & SERIOUSLY paid for my error & was ANGRY & disgusted for days at the pornographic vile details of Baby P RAMMED into my brain DELIBERATELY to fuck me up

    Gratuitous detail instead of just saying 'a sprog was killed like in Iraq'

    They KNOW theres NADA we can do to bring sproggy back & CRAP soc. workers are NOT our fault

    TV=BRAIN SABOTAGE 2keep us from GOOD IDEAS

  • yeah.

  • ..and our collective BUMHOLE is PISSED OFF!!!

  • You made me giggle, ta.

  • Love your Sarcastic Ironic Twisted Humor. Keep it up!

    lol.

  • swine flew , 9/11 , WWI , WWII , war on Iraq ,Afghanistan, Palestine, Libanon, and the support to the evil state Israel was created by the satanic masonic devilsih hellish New World Order to prepare the path to satan and his brother the ANTICHRIST to rule all your ASSES.

  • I think it was created for a laugh, to have giggle at hitler and his silly mustache, osama bin ladens silly bed sheet, pretending about triple alliance and triple entente when all it was, was a scientific test to see how easy and simple it is to control the minds of the people of this world.... so we're the lucky ones

  • so one would think

  • George Carlin would be proud

  • ANYONE LIVE with a brain too.

  • THUMBS UP!

  • these are SOOOOO funny

  • War is peace!! of shit - wAKE up Sleeple!

  • HEHEH this is so beautiful. You're wonderful Deek.  You make my day brother.

  • 6:18 And lions and tigers and bears oh my!

  • spread the truth and unite

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  • carfull you dont want everyone to wake up and say hay there fucking us, and we can all just killem, just this once and b dun with it. thne live like human beings what ever thats like,,, its ben awhile.

  • The NWO is concerned with the MICROCHIPPING of people, on a global scale...just as with see with the EUROPEAN UNION, we will have an African, American and Asian Union, which will join together to form a ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT...your view point on this is pathetic, you seem to brush it aside, saying we have never been free anyway, but imagine living in a world were your every move was tracked and restricted, and the food or drink you consume is identified and recorded...YOUR IGNORANCE IS DISGUSTING

  • do you have a plan?

  • Does anybody understand what costs more human lives than ANYTHING else? I'll tell you what the #1 killer in this world is. It kills more than heart disease, cancer, strokes, smoking, obesity, stupidity, old age, drugs, accidents, AIDS, murders, suicides, alcohol, fights , terrorism, peanuts allergies, herpes, crabs, crabs with herpes. What kills more than any of these? YOUR GOVERNMENTS!!! Nothing kills more people than your Governments. So what exactly are they protecting us from again?

  • What about obese crabs with herpes, peanut allergies and swine flu?

    It is governments. That and gun control that allows them to do as they will to unarmed masses. Youtube:

    Innocents Betrayed - Gun Control History Part 1

    watch?v=cwdO2FLg1Rs

    and follow the links...

  • Excellent

  • Best news ever. Fanfuckintastic! The truth is out there....

  • Nice act, but very silly...

  • ˙noʎ ǝɹɐɔs oʇ pǝʇɐǝɹɔ sɐʍ nlɟ ǝuıʍs ǝɥʇ

  • wtf lol

  • No kidding. Do you want to know what's deadlier than swine flu? Peanuts! Since the first record of swine flu, more people have been killed by peanut allergies. Know what kills more than that? I'll tell you what the #1 killer in this world is. It kills more than heart disease, cancer, strokes, smoking, drugs, accidents, AIDS, murder, suicide, stupidity, alcohol, fights and old people dying in their sleep. What kills more than any of these? YOUR GOVERNMENTS!!! Nothing kills more people!!!

  • i agree.. oh haha and!! more people die from peanut allergies than terrorism!!! ha!!!! and we spend 500,000,000 dollars on it a year!!!?!?! when we could save the 34,000 kids who die from starvation and preventable diseases everday?!?! is it just me?? or is the government FFFUUUCCKKKEEEDDD!!

  • Outstanding. Keep up the good work. Watch out for the bankers and the police.......I mean the terrorists and the teenagers with knives. Stab stabber stabbed stabbing global warming dirty bomb posh spice haircut dangerous anarchists x factor fat people susan boyle haircut terrorists anarchists obama loves you miley cyrus twitter facebook myspace debt celebrity adoption terrorists anarchist terrorist eastenders arsenal man utd chelsea liverpool global obama terrorist national lottery terrorists.

  • What he said.  hahaha

  • all the distractions to not go kill a cuple ultraritch

  • Just check this out :

    bollydotcom

    100777dotcom

    wanttoknowdotcom

    Get to know !!!

    This is the first step.

    You will do your own research...but notice that everything is a LIE !!!

  • youre right kaiser0soze

    this guy is the only news i watch

  • goddamn deek... lol... yer fkn incredible.. more, more......

  • LOL stab-stab-stabbing stab 60 percent... it's just like hearing the socalled real news :D

    Oh wait... Deek IS the real news :D

  • Mainstream media blows

  • DEEEEEEEEEEEK!!

  • this must be really old or the sound track to a dubbed episode

    love you deek

  • thank allah that I learned about paris hilton stabing stab stab cop shot porn slut money blood mass suicide terrorist attack old people murdered monkey attack 60 degrees partly cloudy.

  • Your on the Wanted list Deek. You know everyone thinks these days if your bald, single and over 40yrs old the general public think you must be a Pedophile. Its great how the media makes us all think positive like this ;-)

  • Yeah suck it Alex Jones!

  • the news...i hate it...its part of the problems..

    great work as usual...

  • Are you the one writing the books for David Icke ? :-P

  • 'The freedom of speach so when ur being fucked up the ass you can say "It hurts"'.

  • "Oh my god... They do what?" it's so brilliant, the best news ever lol XD

  • Yeah, I mean, the world history is just repeating itself. Do what you can to be informed and safe.

  • Rofl.

    "Oh my god... They do what?"

    Is that a David Icke impersonation? I know it is... lol most excellent.

  • funny thing bout David Icke ,,,

    he is right on the money 98% of the time then goes all reptilion so thay dont snuff his ass,,,,

    hez a genious

    stayin alive stayin alive,,,,staying aliiiiiive

  • i think its called the "New World Order" becasue it hasnt actually happened yet.

    VERY funny video, however although you may have known this for ages, please dont make fun at people who are jkust learning this now, because you take away the "omfg this is really happening?!?" side to it, and if people think that it has been happening for along time they wont care, and just continue to not give a flying fuck. so nice try at desensitisation... but you dont fool me

  • ever heard of the "British Empire?"

  • spot on ... the New World Order is the Old World Order

  • this a take off McLean and McLean the news.

  • Don't listen to this guy, Deek Jackson!

    Borrow money! Buy on credit! Work for companies that offer you no future and will throw you away as soon as someone cheaper comes along.

    If you can't afford to buy a fancy car for $100,000, borrow and buy it on credit for $140,000.

    This guy Jackson is a nut.

    If you know children who's Mothers regularly suck different dicks, congratulate them on those women's freedom. Fuck Deek! Let the children learn to "respect" sucking Mothers.

  • "a couple of minutes in a history class" LOL

  • Exactly how long , how wide and how hard the dick is that's fucking you over for a buck, a book, I mean a buck. And by using consumerism how to not notice how the dick is up your ass! That is truly the money shot!

  • Supposed to be=David Icke on Rense radio. BRILLIANT oh wait that means illumination, I'm using masonic imagery in my speech, I must be a mason trying to bring the one world religion on!

  • Brilliant!

  • *spam* Great Christmas presents this year from your friends the New World Order. Pyramid Eye - Door Knockers! Thats right! Scare off the next Mormon Moron that comes to your Door! :)

  • Genius

  • yes, a nice translation of the news, I hear it just like that and wonder why people just cant hear what I'm hearing. Hearing fear polluting heads that don't question anything but just take it for natural and normal ..... and then they start discussing about the same bullshit solutions and options given to them by what? The MSM. It's all very one sided and I one of the loneliest persons in my region surrounded by mass hypnosis.

  • In-fucking-credible!

    Wow, without coming through three other people I've never met, I would not have found you tonight.

    That and what you said really scares me.

    Right on, fknnewz.

  • So fukin good i could fuck it!

  • The dick up your ass made me tear up from laughing.

  • Another Great Week Deek!

    Richard T Monk

    watch?v=Tz2svZTHX7E

  • everything is controlled by them. Watch them bring britain to a reccession and bring in marshall law when we riot with the U.N for support. You know like what happened in liverpool only nation wide. If that happens it's on. Probably be around the same time the internet gets turned off and american towns start to get stormed by UN troops.

    And I think to myself.....

    ...What a wonderful world!

  • Call me crazy but I think even the mafia is controlled by organized crime.

  • who allowed the IRS to continue after it had served it's purpose to raise money for a war?

    This organization is out of control! Let us have the biggest f_____ tea party this country can dream of! Deek, You are George Carlin reincarnated, awesome!

  • Because they never officially finished paying for it.

  • Better than alex jones. Far more fucking entertaining. What sort of language did you expect from The Fucking Newz

  • The freedom of speech so when your being fucked up the ass you can say ,"It Hurts"

    Awesome!!!!!!

  • Pull it out you fkers, it HURTS!

  • LOL, hahahahahahaha.

  • Deek, you are a beautiful man.

  • "stabby stabby stab stab". very funny. But the NWO is still a very real thing.

  • What I love about the Jones Clones is that they have no sense of humour. To Bullhorn Washington is a great substitute for thinking or doing something that actually works.

  • Deek what happened to your background? A black dropcloth? The new mic is nice tho. I'm lovin it.

    Keep up the good work!

  • omg their is a dick closing in on me!

  • tonight's news:

    FEAR...TERROR...9/11...Al-Qaed­a...September 11th...7/7 London Bombings...Osama Bin Laden..."Wipe Israel off the map"...RFID chips needed...Taliban...Muhammad Atta...YOUR GOVERNMENT WILL SAVE YOU!...Saddam...Weapons of mass destruction...yellow cake...FEAR WILL MOTIVATE YOU!...war is good...pre-emptive war strategy is great...Britney...Lindsey...Su­pport Israel...think green...September 11th...Terror Alert Level is HIGH...new rule-set...Where's Osama?...corporations care about you

  • corporations care about you ,,,,

    well your money anyway

  • LOL alien thechnology... sorry i mean money

  • Viewer; This is bosh! Couldn't possibly be true!

    Evil Diabolical Shadowman; Bwa Ha Ha Ha...

    Viewer; "But I'm going to vote for my hero savior politician to make it all right and send me a big fat check too!

    Evil Diabolical Shadowman; Bwa Ha Ha Ha... I OWN Obama and made him, I OWN McCain and made him too... two puppies from the same litter on the same leash in MY hand!!! Bwa Ha Ha Ha

    Viewer; Well, I'll just ignore it all and play my favorite Brittney Spears video and it will all be fine...

  • this is one of the most original things i have ever seen . congrats

  • bow to your masters now!

  • Here a google video from 1988, if you didnt know it was from 1988, you'd think Ron Paul was talking about whats happening now in 2008, as fast forward 20 years, and it looks like history is about to repeat itself, but this time its not a drill. The bank run in California is just a taster of what could be a common sight.

    videoplay?docid=-4245169480003­136735&q=banking&ei=CoGJSMuUGJ­-c2gKS25iuCA

  • hahahaha urr thee bestt man

    i love allllll ur vidss haha

    there varyy funny

    and full of reallll newss

    keepp up ur work and imm here watching everyy single one =)

    i love how u edit and how its random haha

  • i live in toronto an ive been noticing more cops patrolling but not have i been notcing cops but ive been notcing huge ground lands just land with a barbed fence all around this land and also ive noticed thses people who work witht he police and theyre called INTELLIGARD htey drive around watching our neghbourhood

  • FKN NEWS HAHAHAHA!!!

  • ..stabby stab stab freedom with money lies freedom lies lies money freedom lies freedom lies stabby stab ..dead duck. ..in the end the masses of starving people/mutants will slaughter and eat the rothchilds cunts as one final pagan feast.. see ya there. staby stab stab

  • Brilliant Scottish accent. Ace news

  • lol... sounds scottish.. obv a cunt but .. amsing non the less

  • i am only one man,humbled by the knowledge i have acrued, i stand before you blunted,bloodied,weakened. i look into the eyes of the elite ,windows to their souls and i see evil and wickedness ,working against the spirirt and soul of the universe...read all about it in my latest book,radio show,dvd and be afraid..of the ninth circle of hell......be very afraid..the least you can do is investigate, question. hahahahahahahah sounds like a religious american obv a cunt but not amusing in the least.

  • quoting Alex Jones...very nice

  • The paranoia paradox:

    If you believe that known liars (such as politicians) are being honest, then you're obviously stupid. However, if you believe that they are being dishonest, then you're paranoid, and everyone THINKS you're stupid.

    You're not even safe with the other "conspiracy theorists," because unless you swallow whatever they come up with off the top of their heads, then you're a sheep.

  • DEEK!!!!! ANOTHER HIT!!!!!

  • If you loved this, see Carlin's "you have no rights" video.

  • this guy is takin the piss

  • well spotted

  • Keep waking up the mindless sleepwalkers Deek. We are making progress, slow but sure. :)

  • MY FREE EASY TO FOLLOW SOLUTIONS TO NWO BIG BROTHER

    dont shop,buy land,use metal as money,grow your own food,organise communities. this information is provided free, please circulate it far and wide, tell your friends , spread the word, its not complicated,difficult to understand , mystical,esoteric or very radical ,its simple, effective , positive ,doable you are not required to believe anything in order to see the benefit of these ways of livin

  • dont shop,buy land,use metal as money,grow your own food,organise communities. this information is provided free, please circulate it far and wide, tell your friends , spread the word, its not complicated,difficult to understand , mystical,esoteric or very radical ,its simple, effective , positive ,doable you are not required to believe anything in order to see the benefit of these ways of living.

  • I already live like that jackass filthy garbage mouth... the REST OF THE WORLD doesnt need you to tell them that either...

    You just another troll with an agenda of self promoting self and self interest and your own ego... thats all... not to mention annoying.

  • I debate , i dont swap insults, my childhood was a long time ago, you have one more comment to make a rational proposal for debate.I proposed my solutions .you seem to already be putting them to work.how do i exalt myself? in what way have i been hypocritical?

  • buzz off antichrist! you don't have any solutions to mans greatest problems.. a depraved wicked nature.. you obvioiusly don't believe you have one... enough evidence you are in deep space nine la la land... also in case you didn't notice this is NOT a debate. Your just another brute beast in the pipeline spewing his vomit all over the internet with no real solutions, just your comedy routine to tell everyone how wonderful you are... GET A CLUE and look in the mirror loser, take a look @ yourlies

  • debate - a formal method of interactive and position representational argument.I didnt say "we" were having one rather that is what i do (please read more carefully)

    what are you solutions, im all ears, shall we make offensive comments on youtube videos ? gee that doesnt seem very practical...over to you..whenever your ready..no rush ..give it your best shot

  • You have a LOT Of nerve you little self righteous devil... you SPEW your filthy talk and four letter words from hell all over the internet and conspiracy archive bolstering your degenerate ego and you DARE lecture me about offensive language.. oh my oh my you really do need a reality check don't you. Out of the mouths of serpents and snakes comes filth like yours... you don't scare me you tool of beelzebub.

  • mmm now i remember questioning whether or not simply leaving insulting/offensive comments on youtube videos was usefull , did that seem like a lecture ? I asked you other questions as well none of which you have answered. voodoo is only voodoo if you do do and i dont , if you can put your medievil nonsense away we could talk , but i doubt you will so goodbye and remember the laws of physics rule ok! btw apostacy is spelt apostasy. End communication.

  • can i join in with swapping insults ? i have been swapping them with fat cat guitar or whatever his fucking name is but he don't roll with pigs anymore. I bet he still fucks his wife though.

    In your fucking hippy utopia who's gonna work the cancer wards, who's gonna make the fucking pies from the bakers,who's gonna pack that free stuff in a bag you get when you take your children to mcDonalds?Will there still be stupid people to watch sky tv or will the fkn newz be on at 6 when i'm eating my tea

  • In an Anarcho-Syndicalist or Anarcho-Socialist society for instance, only the repressive, dangerously beauracratic parts of the State that purposefully protect elite interests & serve as a buffer against real democracy need to be dismantled.

    The NHS, being one the greatest achievements of Socialism would stay.

    The workers would bake the pies.

    But the workers would own the companies in syndicated co-ops, where they all get a say in how their business is run.

  • Rather than working as a wage slave for a privately owned tyranny under the dictat of an unelected boss who steals their surplus value in return for 40 years hard labour.

    Any collectivism would be volunteeristic & democratic, so as to avoid the tyranny of Communist style enforced-collectivism.

  • Well said - share the resources, share the work, share the reward

  • Well said.

    Such a simple, just concept is difficult for most people.

    One might note that many tribal cultures in the Americas lived very close to that. They of course were deemed 'primative' and had to be exterminated.

  • "The workers would bake the pies" that is pure class. I am, as i write this, pissin' my pants. Will i have a washing machine in this anarcho-socialist paradise or will my wife have to wash my pants by hand?

    If i choose not to work like most socialists, who would pay my benefit ?

    Only joking brother.

    I aint got a lot but if you needed anything your welcome to it, that's my philosophy. It's the greedy bastards that annoy me, them and conservatives.

  • Well said, Dude. That's great practical advice.

  • you got it . You got such a difficult job to turn mental slaves into free thinkers Superb attempt Bravo .

  • Currently you still have the freedom to take your ass to other you tube videos. Go now. Stop wasting your life on something you don't like. Keep up the great work Deek!

  • The real reason why they extensively talk about security is that most people will be securely placed in concentration camps behind stainless steel bars for their security .

  • roflol u guys r fanfreakingtastic

  • hi welcome to the poppapump newz here are tonights top headlies.....

  • nasa space elevator, fiction or reality scam? could profit defense military use excuse and lie greedy bankers fund scientists alien technology need money for space project lasers dispose garbage not li