When Cheese Fails 101 Episode 9

[FolkDeath05]

Dagis means "kindergarden" in swedish.... ^^

[JMSadmirer]

@FolkDeath05 Det skulle ju jag skriva!!! :p

[Njoe8]

1200 mins and one gate =/

[MrGosty]

lifesAGlitchTV actually want to be lifesAB*tchTV =P

[angruirong]

Sorry to sound noob, but what is cheeseing?

[Happykittyz]

@angruirong When either the zergs or protoss use early structure's or units to get a early win in a game by rushing an enemy's base. Its frowned apon

[SkaJamas]

@Happykittyz terran can cheese too and that didnt relaly explain cheesing

[Commentingism]

@Happykittyz Can't terran cheese with bunks?

[AzureGhidorah]

@angruirong Cheesing: Implementing a strategy that is so detrimental to ones economy that it relies on killing the opponent immediately or losing. At least that's what I understand it to be.

[Kingofthe717]

Are they Canadian?

[polifemus244]

@Kingofthe717 yes

[DjTransilvania]

4:36 what a cheese fail zerglings stuck it

xD

[Defnotcanadian]

ITS OVER 9000!!!!

[Kryonyde]

Sweata cheese actually

[milano256]

I just subscribed cuz U made the Dragon Ball Z Joke XD!!

[feedingear]

from 9k subscribers now to 72.. been watching since the first WCF eps. good work lads!

[commanderbly009]

THUMBS UP IF YOU WERE SENT FROM THE FUTURE!

[TheDarkEmporer]

The moment of deja vu sent me

[frontman3283]

lol that hurts in my eyes. i dont know who is more stupid :)

[HourOfOurTime]

zerg could have built spine crawler, cannons would be done. then destory his own hatchery could have killed most of the probes... his own fault.



[Triholan]

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!

[ShamamalamaSama]

Diarrhea league ftw

[HunterAMG]

the sentry was actually attacking the zergling or eggs

[WhoIamisIamwhois]

well, he could have ff the zerglins

[GTO19020]

lol fuckin wood league. 

[DerRoteVogel]

@GTO19020 Dirt league woods to good for them

[Breakfastwithmontell]

The mud league

[TheRoomy]

Both of these tards are fighting for the title of King Moron. That last Roach push by the zerg player was ultra-stupid the way he micro'ed to have each one of them attack a DIFFERENT cannon, and not attack the pylons like that. He actually lost all those fucking roaches because 4 cannons all had low hp but didn't die, because he wouldn't select single targets to kill in 3 seconds. He's so awful. If there's 9 cannons and 3 pylons, kill the pylons. SELECT them, too. Just just A-move like a tard.

[Kakapo121]

@TheRoomy you don't have to get angry at them :P just because they are not that good you dont have to get angry.

[MrLOBIP]

@TheRoomy chill dude their not in diamond or masters seriously take some pills or anger management classes

[TheRoomy]

WHY?!?!?! How could ANYONE be so bad to make such a stupid, STUPID mistake as to attack the brand new, 100% hp and shields cannon, getting all your drones killed and doing no hp damage, instead of the ALMOST dead pylon that would kill the cannon? I refuse to believe anyone could be that stupid. Why do people even play Starcraft still after showing they're that dumb. There's 0 chance you're gonna be a pro player, or even get out of the Wood League. Just uninstall, Zerg and Protoss players.

[kevnz88]

That Protoss guy is just awful.

[erikkudan]

Not Swiss,, but SCViss, and not provolone, but rather Probolone.

[abolisher123]

"These lings are going to shit the bed as well"

ROFL

[BigMaij]

What are the odds that this is now a legitimate strategy: The spawn bomb.

[xmentheboy]

The sentry did NOT attack the hatchery...if you look closely when the sentry attacks you can see the particle beam going PAST the hatchery and targeting the zerglings behind it...

[Hulavuta]

This would be more fun to watch if BOTH players weren't so horrible...the game itself is just painful to watch...

[Andreus]

Truly a comedy of errors.

[IALSherwood]

maximus brown!!!

[Snowohow]

an there are a million lings wtf lol xD

[ferrous45]

i lold so hard when he said its probly dog jizz but ok

[goJesusandStarcraft]

it's a glitch where the game won't allow too many units in one area, so all units that are being created don't spawn until there is more room. This tends to happen with ultralisks and the edge of a cliff, but I've never seen it with zerglings, because zerglings are so small..

I believe, don't quote me on this, that the same can happen with barracks and very strange terrain and building placement.

[crazygeek4296]

@goJesusandStarcraft It can; it happened to me, today actually. My factory was surrounded by buildings and one sieged tank, and the tank that was building simply wouldn't spawn, even though it was fully built. As soon as I unsieged the tank though, the the building tank popped out. I thought it was actually pretty funny at the time lol

[Hulavuta]

@goJesusandStarcraft Same if you forcefield around eggs, the eggs won't hatch.

[feilox]

did the eggs didn't hatch cuz of max population? cuz of 42/44?

[laicuan1]

no. when the units r still in their eggs they r still counted towards ur supply.

[Gforcebond]

@feilox

no. They were already starting to build so it had nothing to do with supply it was the game saying fu there isn't enough room to hatch lol

[goku3002]

IT'S OVER 9000!

[jeff810124]

This trick to learn!!! try to next time lol

[longwave2007]

I came four times and then realized there was nobody home! :-)

[eviltin182]

You know what? I thought of a word for 2 cheeses. Cheese Whiz. Sounds good to me. What about you guys?

[m03hawkman]

If you look really close, the sentry is actually attacking the ling on the left through the hatchery, anyone who plays protoss should know that the sentry attack animation can go through structures just like the colossus attack going through walls

[barabg]

swiss and feta cheese together are of course, sweta cheese

[42JHU42]

The sentry wasn't attacking the hatchery, you can see it attacking the lings that were behind it. it just looks like it is because the beam, is going straight through the hatch.

Hilarious game though =D

[nicorocks7]

@42JHU42 DONT RUIN IT FOR US

[FriedChckn13]

feta + swiss = fetiss(h) cheese)

:)

[dejakhalz]

Probably the worst game I ever seen, made me cringe.

[Afk4life8]

So were the first 2 guys other human survivors?

[Assaultpredator]

"I CAME TWICE"

"I CAME 3 TIMES"

honestly, that was pretty pathetic.

gotta out do eachother's shitty jokes?

if thats not a sign you just wanna have people listening to you idk what is.

that kind of shit is what little kids do, and antisocial people.

GET SOME SYNERGY, look up how to be a caster / anchor / PARTNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Yurumates]

@Assaultpredator Wha- What is the point of this comment? What good comes from it.

[Assaultpredator]

@Yurumates

To actually let the casterwhy their subs are so low.

theyre never going to improve if all people do is say good job or U SUCK etc

So yea actually as asshole-ish as my comment was it still actually was at least honest feedback.

It sounds like your english isn't your primary language? and i ask that as a compliment, as knowing multiple languages can be one of the best things for our mental state and helping to think outside the box.

I think that..contd on next comment

[Assaultpredator]

@Yurumates

these 2 casters need to read up more on what makes good sounding, or even just tolerable, co-hosts

Perhaps it doesn't come off so striking to you but I hope they at least something i've said but i doubt they read these not that they should.

The 2 of them disagreeing with eachother, questioning the validity or relevence of eachother's points, etc is NOT good! it undermines anything either of them say and the jokes they say are so bad they sound completely forced

READ ME!

[DisguisedNinjas]

@Assaultpredator Hey, if you don't like it, we're cool with that. We love what they do, and so do the rest of their numerous subscribers. I don't think they will change, nor do I want them to, and most of their subscribers agree with me (or else they wouldn't be subbed). However, I do not think you should give them advice on casting unless you've got other people backing you up or more subscribers than them.

[Assaultpredator]

@DisguisedNinjas

Hey, is your nose shit colored or what?

honestly man, if you cant take some random person on the net critiquing your fav caster's style including tips that are obv. to anyone that even watches the 5 o clock news, what does that say about you?

I'm sorry you took offense and even for a moment thought what you were saying even made sense to reply with. "DONT SAY SHIT ABOUT CRITIQUES UNLESS YOU HAVE MORE SUBS!!!!21!"

fail.

gogo internet "logic"

(AKA ANTI ANCHORMAN STYLE)

[Assaultpredator]

@DisguisedNinjas

Also, if you think that they somehow think they are perfect and have nothing to improve as casters, you are sorely mistaken

how do you think they got as many as they do? BY WORKING HARD. not just with promoting etc but ideas and habits they can change / improve.

honestly man think about it, just because you got butthurt at how i said what i did doesnt mean it doesn't hold any weight.

grow up chump, the internet is a tough place. especially for people who can't dissect ideas

[RickHorton1985]

@Assaultpredator how many subscribers do you have. A shit ton less than these guys. Kthnxbye

[Assaultpredator]

@RickHorton1985

Are you completely retarded or just a lazy prick? look down. i just replied to the same comment you made. but way to show you probably have nothing to add to ANY conversation. online or not

[RickHorton1985]

@Assaultpredator sorry, didn't read your 19 pages of flame riddled comments. Don't like random ppl jumping in online convos, its the internet get use to it or turn off your magic box.

[DisguisedNinjas]

@Assaultpredator Those "tips" that you made are completely worthless and would make them as boring as Husky or HD (both extremely good commentators, but not as funny as these two fine gentlemen here) and is exactly the opposite of what they did do to gain all their subscribers. If they did decide to do what you suggest, they would lose all the subscribers who want them to be funny, and all those who are here for serious casts should go to Husky, HD, or Day[9].

[DisguisedNinjas]

@Assaultpredator Also, I don't know what kind of sentence is "I'm sorry you took offense and even for a moment thought what you were saying even made sense to reply with." anyway? Were you thinking at all? Honestly man, think about it. Just because you got butt-hurt at what they do doesn't mean it doesn't make them famous.

Grow up chump, the internet is a hard place. Especially for people who can't take hate.

[spartanmadness1]

@Assaultpredator WHAT point is this? sure your bashing their casting... but this is what 9 months OLD? jesus why the hell do you care

[Assaultpredator]

@spartanmadness1

1st of all, apparently you care. Or at least to reply to my comment which wasnt even driected at you.

2nd of all my comment was for the casters as constructive criticism. I dont care what you think, but my comment was meant for them in case they want to improve their videos and also their casting / commenting skillZ.

don't get so butt hurt, "WOW THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LAST YEAR"

lame ass.

[spartanmadness1]

@Assaultpredator

1:its not caring, its curiosity.

2 Do constructive criticism on their commentary that is up to date, they are not doing it anymore or not as much. Hell they may already be doing it/changed how they commentate, though i have to admit it is constructive criticism, but goofy constructive criticism.

Butthurt? no im curious now, but in the moment. what 8 hours ago? i was thinking your an idiot :B

[Assaultpredator]

@spartanmadness1

I am not even going to point out the incredible irony of your last sentence.

[Assaultpredator]

ALSO: talking about micro etc when these 2 players are utterly horrible kind makes it feel youre trying too hard to make it funny. guys if its funny its funny you dont gotta do that

[Assaultpredator]

I dig your guys' cast styles idk i'd rather see fail cheese from at ldiamond / masters players lol

to beat cheese at low levels you just have to not suck

[SilverFoxinthelight]

The eggs will immedatly hatch once the building that's blocking them is gone. It's a neet trick to use to get a gigantic army.

[GattoFresco]

Saw it coming the second you said 9000 subscribers..

[FoxhoundVideoGames]

Polanetary Forotdds

[mg36k]

omg WHO WILL FAIL???

[kevin80314]

LINGASM

[CarrionSpirit]

Stalkers: Alright guys! We got this! Just kill all the lings and we're good.

The "New Guy" Sentry: Hey guys! I want to help!

Stalkers and Zealots: NOOOOOO!

[nightwatcher300]

@CarrionSpirit The sentry wasn't attacking the hatch...look closely

[TheInfectous]

@CarrionSpirit the sentry wasent actually atking the hatchery it just looked like it because it was atking the lings through the hatch and u couldnt see the beam u can tell because the sentry atks then moves forward to atk the lings

[Mutts08]

he should've killed his own hatchery when he had 7 eggs that didn't hatch yet. 20 lings would've popped out with broodlings.

[darkmantlestudios]

@Mutts08 he was trying, the stalkers were focusing down the attacking lings

[TmanRabey]

provolone and cheddar on pizza mmmm :)

[typhus148]

wow this is so much fail

[Blahblahblahblahize]

WAIT OH RIGHT IF HE'S PURPLE IT'S NOT A LADDER

[dagis2]

@Blahblahblahblahize care? wasnt it a fun game?

[TetrisLock]

How is DaGiSz purple?

[dulin545]

damn plz upload masters league when cheese fails plzzzzzzz

[Mwang12]

subbing cuz of OVER 9000!!!!!!!

[DOmetry]

if you paid attention to all the eggs there and the prodution tab the zerg had something like 30+ lings qued up but you could tell when the hatch went down that there wasnt that many lings so most of the eggs just glitched

[Killemedkeps]

I'd say zergs name like Da Jizz

[sjalabeis]

@Killemedkeps it is dagis

it's is his nickname

he is norwegian 17 years old and his name is dag håkon

just so you know

[Ghostlyman2]

the whole video i was screaming for a sentry to put a force field on "The Spot"!

[XxAngelShinn]

always shit players

[xxISAACSPEARxx]

I was Gold in 1v1, until I got cannon rushed in my season 3 1v1 placement match. Lol. Now I'm bronze. So I gave up for a while and just started playing again. Videos like this make me feel better about my SC2 Skills.

[Ghostlyman2]

@xxISAACSPEARxx actually, you keep your battle rating through seasons. So 99% of the time you get placed in the same league as you ended in the previous season, win or lose. So you didn't went from gold to bronze because of a cannon rush in your placement match, stop lying.

[EdiciusMai]

Wow. I've never seen a spurt of lings as good as that.

[mosteanuv]

some players are annoyingly stupid !

[purplepidgeon]

So the canadian pronunciation of the word "out" is not a myth.

[EdiciusMai]

@purplepidgeon What are you talking aboot?

[kuroitatsu]

Units wont spawn if there is no room for them

[hkpopfan4lif3]

that was straight up master league gameplay right there

[SuperVIPMAN]

Who let the dog OUT !

[BillyBishop7]

I can tell they were from the Great White North becasue of the way they say out.

[mled145]

@BillyBishop7

so true sir!

[krisnaga91]

after the last cheese failing, you've got a sub in me. ;P

[nerdelicious5]

"my mind shit the bed"

[bloup28]

I came twice.

[poopsdf]

@theorientalpearl why the hell you ask so many questions

[Biskawow]

I think zerg name is "the jesus"

[theorientalpearl]

Okay few things:

1- Why the hell the Zerg didnt destroy the pylon first instead of destroying the cannon!?

2- Why the hell the Zerg didnt destroy his own hatchery before!? I would have done it just a second after realizing I got self trapped

3- Why the hell the Protoss keep building cannons in the same place!?

4- Why didn't the sentry use force field!?

[kmh1201]

@theorientalpearl

Okay few things:

1- this is when cheese fails, if they did all those points u said... then we wouldnt be watching this >_>

oooo i guess thats it to answer all those stupid questions u asked.

[courteibutt]

@theorientalpearl Dude. There is an answer. Somewhere. I shall send my observer to accompany you on your journey for the truth.

[pierreo33]

Yes, CrazyBlobb, keep building 50 photon cannons in the exact same location. Noob.

[ZexMerquise]

Protoss had a sentry. He could have nlocked the lings from killing the hatch by placing a force field between the lings and the hatch. Giving him enough time to kill enough lings with 2 stalkers and 1 sentry.

[MrBangJung]

@ZexMerquise there wasnt enough space to cast one i dont think

[Number1soxfan12]

Imagine a nuke in that corner...

[timmy66797]

i think the players name is the gizz . hahaha read carefully.nindalf

[GenesisTheater]

CMON! HAHAHAHA

[epicSockett]

Staged. :/

[ackwell11]

Cheddar and Gouda.

[blazer168]

Since most of these fail cheeses are from Protoss i feel really sad to be a protoss player myself

[NJquiCateye]

@blazer168 well if u dont cheese then i love you :)

[pstathopulos]

hold 7 nuff said

[Linkfanoftheyear]

"he doesnt want to attack his own hatchery here" WHY THE FUCK NOT? its useless where it was and there were TONS of zerglings which would have pwned with broodling support

[NJquiCateye]

@Linkfanoftheyear no he ment that the protoss dusnt want to destroy it

[tmdao89]

ITS OVER 9,000!!!!DBZ ftw

[SamJamesAndy]

Do Canadians hate plurals or something?

[KOMUTANATAMAN]

stucked!!! lol



[Ranakastrasz]

Queues are paused when finished, (similar to starcraft ghost in the april fools patch) if there is nowhere to place the finished units.

[phraze8]

is it just me or does one of them sound like mr mackie from southpark

[TheBiFii]

first i thought the eggs failed ;D

[snowblind1985]

wow.. a timebomb hatch..

[Duxasblt]

@snowblind1985 NOT FUNY

[TKExalia]

you guys dont say plurals :S and you oat instead of out, where are you from?

[JVIonsterr]

@TKExalia Canada, I think.

[awsomeking5]

@JVIonsterr Canada is awesome, and yeah they are form Canada :P

[rshof]

exact same thing happened to me when I counter-cheesed as Zerg back in bronze

just looking at the placement made me all jittery with anticipation

[GrisTooki]

This is the worst Zerg player I've ever seen.

[UNITA4]

0:55 I thought "It's over 9000!!" *right* when he said "It's over 9000!!" lol

[xoxomiyashii]

candians <3 you make this video that much sexier.

[DwarEw]

My dog never played sc2 but I think he`ll do it better then this guys

[kinkyjelly]

Rofl I came twice. OH YEAH Well I came 3 times

[eKriZZLe]

wow...nerds

[Vendnmachine]

Lol I thought I was hearing things every time they said aboot, Ty for saying urfrom Canada or I would go crazy

[Pignemo]

the toss player is just a friggin idiot. -.-

[Mcbeasties]

it makes me giggle everytime they say out :p

[Shadytree4]

One fukin gateway Cmon MAN

[Mastersword55]

1 high templar

[Cyrax0008]

this happened to me once in a legit game, I was getting out 7 ultras, one of my macro hatches was placed near a corner, 4 of them didn't hatch... I lost because of that :<. No space for them to spawn.

[killermidget18]

yo dawg i heard u like bases so i built a base in ur base

[AltruisticShine]

@killermidget18 LMAO, this honestly sounds like something Mike B from the BFF Report would say in his deep voice.

[Fowsed]

over 9000! I remember i think I saw that in a anime and then in Ventrilo harasment! lol

[onimotoko]

Canadians LOL.

[mrgrabov]

Are these guys Canadian?

[zackezacke97]

@mrgrabov Yeeah sound like it. oooooot and aboooot

[stopingpowerpro]

@mrgrabov duh

[infrazoom]

IT'S OUT.... NOT OOT OR ABOOT, JESUS. side note, i love the series.

[sean692369]

@infrazoom IT'S AN ACCENT .... NOT INCORRECT OR IMPROPERLY SAID, JESUS. side note, i hate your comment.

[infrazoom]

@sean692369 no shit it's an accent you shit head. lol rage more

[sean692369]

@infrazoom lol it's funny because that entire comment was in the same format as yours and you didn't even notice it. and btw, just because someone says things differently, doesn't mean you can say "derp derp! it's said like this, not like that! herp derp!" besides, there was no rage in that comment. everything was typed in a mimicking way. so... yep.

[infrazoom]

@sean692369 I was able to see the mimicry sir, a typical American vs Canadian joke has been the "out and about" pronunciation, it's funny is all. doesn't require you to go all fucking silly and defend something which is a blatant joke. I assume you're Canadian and were butt hurt?